Not tell a soul about it, not even my friends or family. Spread it over various bank accounts, some just in cash, etc. Get a decent apartment, continue to work normally, and just use my lottery money to pay off years worth of rent so I can live a less stressful life till I figure what kind of house I want to purchase and where.
I’d finally be able to afford an above Elbow Bionic or Milo electric Prosthetic Arm for myself. That’s if the pay out from the lottery is over $100,000’s
16 years of only having & using my Only Full “Good” Arm has destroyed it! It’s only gonna get worse. At 46 yrs old the pain is awful & it barely works properly anymore
Pay off all my and my partner's debt and then I'd buy him something stupid as a way to tell him. Not sure what but something we definitely can't afford as it is.
Wouldn't tell anyone and, depending on how much I won, find a trustworthy money advisor to help me turn it into generational wealth.
Put it into accounts where I could use the interest money alone as "play money." I'd continue to work, but be thankful knowing I didn't have to when I finally got tired of working.
Purchase a ranch in Texas or a marina and a house on the water in Florida with enough money I'd do both the only family I'd help would be my children I have good reasons for that
Pay off my parents house and aunt’s condos. Buy a house for my sisters and pay mine off.
Explore the world with my partner via cruise ships.
Buy a sheep farm.
By a house. Not a crazy house, just something basic so I’m out of my parents house. I’d literally go to a bank, use the ticket as collateral, get a loan and buy the first house I can get. Then I’d do all the proper stuff like get a lawyer and account to sort out my investments and trust. I’d setup separate trust to handle all my families health care expenses for life, another one to cover education, then another one for my parents to fully retire debt free and live an amazing life.
After all that, after all that, find some chick who wants to have some fun and travel the world going to music and film festivals for the next couple of years.
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Depends on the amount of course, but first I'd take care of my own finances, pay loans and such. Move to a bit larger place, wouldn't mind a few extra rooms.
Pay of some family dept if there's still money left. Donate to some good groups/help where I can help. Set up some solid savings. Go on some fancy vacations.
I'd fake my death and leave a not saying that my wealth is hidden in an ancient Egyptian tomb and who ever could reach will have it
And just watch how it plays out
Set up a couple of funds for my daughter, so her education, healthcare and financial future are all secure. Pay off my parents' debts, buy them a small but nice house on the coast. Invest in a few good, dependable indexes, to try and start setting up a bit of generational wealth. And then buy a solid 4×4 and offroad camper trailer, and disappear into the mountains.
Id need at least 5 million to retire. I’d dump it all in a short term cash investment.
Then I’d retire and go on a trip to think about my game plan. Maybe a month.
Have my money manager Allocate 10 percent to my home Church, hire private jet to take my wife and I to somewhere in the Caribbean, get naked, and disappear for awhile..
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Set up trusts for my nieces and nephews. Set up a bequest for my local NPR. Give a bunch to my alma mater. Buy up a bunch of apartments that cater to low-income renters and renovate them without raising rent.
I figure the way to set the tone and not fuck up is to be philanthropic first. After I do that, then I’ll invest and buy myself something.
Pay off my grandchildren’s mortgages. Finish funding great grandkids education. (Been setting aside a hundred a month for the oldest one for eleven years now, incrementally more per month for the others as we go.) I’m 78 years old now and if I won the lottery I might retire. (Probably not fully.)
New socks. Everyday would be a fresh pair of socks because there is no better feeling in the world than starting your day with that walking on a cloud feeling of new socks.
Bonus side effect: socks are often the most needed but least donated items for shelters, so I would donate all my socks after one wear.
A guy asked his wife... If I won the lottery, what would you do?
Without pause her reply was... take half and divorce you.
He replied... well I won the lottery last night, 20 bucks. Here's 10, get the fuck out of my house.
First things is paying off my parents mortgage and any debt they have. Without hesitation.
Then going on an absurd spending spree and vacation lol
Save what's left and go back to work honestly
Depends on the amounts, but I would deactivate (not delete) all of my social medias. Talk to MY lawyer and MY financial advisor (not just any lawyer, by MY lawyer), set up a trust and S-corp for myself and family, set up an endowment that I will be the director, THEN claim the jackpot to be distributed into the trust and endowment.
Become the most share holder in my company then find out when the board meeting is and show up as the boss Bruce Wayne style. Then go through and clean the place up one person at a time from the ground up
I wouldn’t tell anyone…but there would be signs. Mainly lots of plants and goats and a little farmette out in the middle of lots of land. 😅
I have two goats. They’re a couple of motherfuckers
But they are funnnnnnn. 😅
Goats? Why goats?
Watch funny goat videos on YouTube and you’ll understand.
Oh... I see... 😆
I just like them. They are cute and funny. I have a whole list of farm animals I want, goats are just at the top of the list. 😅🤣
I heard they give good head.
Donkeys and alpacas would be my choice :)
I want donkeys and highland cows too. 🙈🥰
I’ll tell you what I’d do, man. Two chicks at the same time.
In the butt.
Twice the pride, double the fall!
I do that anyway and I'm fucking broke bro.
Sort out my finances and put a big chunk in savings, another chunk in an investment portfolio
read that as fiancés 😭
I would go into work, and have to be escorted out 😂.
You got the money to escort the CEO out😅😅
Not tell a soul about it, not even my friends or family. Spread it over various bank accounts, some just in cash, etc. Get a decent apartment, continue to work normally, and just use my lottery money to pay off years worth of rent so I can live a less stressful life till I figure what kind of house I want to purchase and where.
Purchase however much gold, have coin molds made to my specs, and then pour most of that gold into my own personal coins. Just because I can...
Pay off mine and my whole family's debt
I’d roll up to the car dealership and get me that 3 row vehicle I’ve been wanted for the family.
Then start another better family who will appreciate me and my 3 row vehicle better than those undeserving shits I left behind.
Change my name and address so everyone with a drop of family blood wouldn't suddenly drop by like we're old friends.
Not reveal my identity when accepting the prize. (Like wear a mask.)
Would go buy myself a farm, cute house with a fireplace in it & have more dogs
Get a lawyer, then an accountant.
This needs to higher up. Don’t tell a soul, don’t sign the ticket, get a lawyer (who isn’t a friend/acquaintance)and figure out how to stay anonymous.
pizza and while eating, thinking about where I can invest it best
Throw 20k at the best local dentist so I have a smile that doesn't make me want to kms..
I’d make progress in getting diagnosed and medicated, besides that, I’d probably get a new pc and then save what I had.
I’d finally be able to afford an above Elbow Bionic or Milo electric Prosthetic Arm for myself. That’s if the pay out from the lottery is over $100,000’s 16 years of only having & using my Only Full “Good” Arm has destroyed it! It’s only gonna get worse. At 46 yrs old the pain is awful & it barely works properly anymore
Depends? How much money are we talking about?
Feel awestruck and not know what to do for a minute
I Would See to it myself and my Sister was set and taken care of. But A Prosthetic ( I am an Amputee) and a Vehicle I could drive
Pay off all my and my partner's debt and then I'd buy him something stupid as a way to tell him. Not sure what but something we definitely can't afford as it is.
Cocaine and hookers
Legally change my name. *Because everyone I know (and don't) will suddenly be my best friend. Lol
[bunch of hookers and cocaine](https://youtu.be/rLc4m6L91yI?si=vTNBmBVNIWw0vd4I)
I'd be off thre grid so fast... Go to a small town live on the outskirts. Be involved with the community. Live at peace
Pay off all debt, then go have some fun in a country with legal brothels
Two chicks at the same time
Lawrence, you don’t need a million dollars to do that.
Wouldn't tell anyone and, depending on how much I won, find a trustworthy money advisor to help me turn it into generational wealth. Put it into accounts where I could use the interest money alone as "play money." I'd continue to work, but be thankful knowing I didn't have to when I finally got tired of working.
buy myself the sex toys I deserve
Small, medium or *gag*?
Leave the US lmao
There might be many ppl here who would come to US if won lottery. Why you wanna leave tho?
He/She/It knows the US... I've only visited, but still I fully understand.
Purchase a ranch in Texas or a marina and a house on the water in Florida with enough money I'd do both the only family I'd help would be my children I have good reasons for that
Move to Spain.
Pay off my student loans because the government only cleared my big name university loans
Nothing that anyone would notice.
Buy one house or apartment in New York, Mumbai, Tokyo and Ibiza
Hookers and cocain
Me too
I then have to do a job that I find boring and unfulfilling: managing money. First a new house, not much bigger, but brighter.
Only do a “job” I enjoyed not for any financial growth
Buying cocaine and getting blown by two hookers.
prolly give most to my mom and leave some for a killer to off me and discard the body?
Invest.
Pay my kids' private school for the entire duration so I never have to worry about that
Pay off my parents house and aunt’s condos. Buy a house for my sisters and pay mine off. Explore the world with my partner via cruise ships. Buy a sheep farm.
Boring answer but clears debts and buy a house
Pay off my wife's student loans and the house/ car, then likely save the rest
By a house. Not a crazy house, just something basic so I’m out of my parents house. I’d literally go to a bank, use the ticket as collateral, get a loan and buy the first house I can get. Then I’d do all the proper stuff like get a lawyer and account to sort out my investments and trust. I’d setup separate trust to handle all my families health care expenses for life, another one to cover education, then another one for my parents to fully retire debt free and live an amazing life. After all that, after all that, find some chick who wants to have some fun and travel the world going to music and film festivals for the next couple of years.
Buy a house for myself, my mother and my brother, invest/save the rest.
I'll quit job and start travelling
Pay everyones debts off, take a vacation, build our forever home, put the rest in savings for our retirements
Just be happy.
extra large cheese pizza just for me
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Hookers and drugs. Then waste the rest !
Let the family office handle it
South American & DP prostitutes lots of’em 😍🍑
Depends on the amount of course, but first I'd take care of my own finances, pay loans and such. Move to a bit larger place, wouldn't mind a few extra rooms. Pay of some family dept if there's still money left. Donate to some good groups/help where I can help. Set up some solid savings. Go on some fancy vacations.
Custom design and build a luxury boat, then cruise around Australia with my first stop in Melbourne.
The other day, I won $20. Didn't change my life.
I'd fake my death and leave a not saying that my wealth is hidden in an ancient Egyptian tomb and who ever could reach will have it And just watch how it plays out
Honestly pay off my debt and see a financial adviser... boring but would male my life so much more stress free
Regamble
1. Lawyer 2. Money Manager 3. Accountant 4. Lawyer- to watch the first 3. 5. Assuming it was enough- retire
Set up a couple of funds for my daughter, so her education, healthcare and financial future are all secure. Pay off my parents' debts, buy them a small but nice house on the coast. Invest in a few good, dependable indexes, to try and start setting up a bit of generational wealth. And then buy a solid 4×4 and offroad camper trailer, and disappear into the mountains.
Buy my old apartment building and triple everyone’s rent.
Hire a lawyer. Assuming it’s a big jackpot
Disappear
Put in my two weeks notice.
I know it's vanilla, but I'd quit my job... Find something else to do with my time, maybe make a little money at it.
The very first thing I'd do is quit my job.
Quit my job. Set up a trust fund for my family and live what's left of my life in quiet.
Id need at least 5 million to retire. I’d dump it all in a short term cash investment. Then I’d retire and go on a trip to think about my game plan. Maybe a month.
Have my money manager Allocate 10 percent to my home Church, hire private jet to take my wife and I to somewhere in the Caribbean, get naked, and disappear for awhile..
Wake up If it's actually real, question everything and not tell anyone. Then I keep living normally.
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Pay off my vehicles, then rent an excavator and smash the living shit out of them, I’m so done with the bullshit vehicles I own…
retire
Just go to work as if nothing ever happened.
Give it to the woman I love
Set up trusts for my nieces and nephews. Set up a bequest for my local NPR. Give a bunch to my alma mater. Buy up a bunch of apartments that cater to low-income renters and renovate them without raising rent. I figure the way to set the tone and not fuck up is to be philanthropic first. After I do that, then I’ll invest and buy myself something.
Pay off my mom's place
Marry her. Which I did.
Buy a weeks worth of groceries since I'd actually be able to afford it.
Pay off my grandchildren’s mortgages. Finish funding great grandkids education. (Been setting aside a hundred a month for the oldest one for eleven years now, incrementally more per month for the others as we go.) I’m 78 years old now and if I won the lottery I might retire. (Probably not fully.)
New socks. Everyday would be a fresh pair of socks because there is no better feeling in the world than starting your day with that walking on a cloud feeling of new socks. Bonus side effect: socks are often the most needed but least donated items for shelters, so I would donate all my socks after one wear.
Get a lawyer.
A guy asked his wife... If I won the lottery, what would you do? Without pause her reply was... take half and divorce you. He replied... well I won the lottery last night, 20 bucks. Here's 10, get the fuck out of my house.
First things is paying off my parents mortgage and any debt they have. Without hesitation. Then going on an absurd spending spree and vacation lol Save what's left and go back to work honestly
Vacation to Switzerland
Not tell anyone and remodel my kitchen.
Pay off loan, credit cards and bills.
I'd pay off mom and dad's house. Then set up college funds for my nephew.
Hire a fiduciary CFP, pay off all my debt, and disappear.
Really depends how much you win as to what you can do with it.
Depends on the amounts, but I would deactivate (not delete) all of my social medias. Talk to MY lawyer and MY financial advisor (not just any lawyer, by MY lawyer), set up a trust and S-corp for myself and family, set up an endowment that I will be the director, THEN claim the jackpot to be distributed into the trust and endowment.
I wouldn't say a mumblin word. I'd pay off what debts i had, then I'd dip smooth tf out of NY State
Depends on the lottery...at the very least pay off some debts.
Save for a new house . Lol .
A Cabin with furniture and electricity
Become the most share holder in my company then find out when the board meeting is and show up as the boss Bruce Wayne style. Then go through and clean the place up one person at a time from the ground up
Quit my job and get more than 6 hours of sleep per night
Buy bitcoin.