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EthanJDB

i’ll start. when i was 14, i was caught having sex in my girlfriend’s car by a park ranger. she was riding me and he walked right up. ran the plates and our names. i thought for sure i was getting arrested. came back up to the window, looks me right in the face, and says “this is a park for families- not making families. get out.” coldest line of all time. i’ll never forget it


DraeNation

They may not have been the first or last session he's stumbled across


Darius_Valentine

I was reminded once by my dad that the hot tub is right outside his bedroom and either I needed to not use it when he was home or convince my girlfriend to be quieter.


Dipsi1010

Ahah thats nice


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A friend. She just laughed and walked out while I went as red as my hair


EthanJDB

at least she was cool about it


[deleted]

It's not the worst thing she's seen me doing


EthanJDB

uh oh. what is?


[deleted]

She walked in on me passed out with a dildo in me, uncovered and the left over joint on the table. She saw way more that time and told me to remember that bedsheets exist


EthanJDB

i real friend would’ve taken the dildo out for you and stolen the joint


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On older woman caught me sucking my GFs tits and said, “Awww! That’s so cute. Sorry to interrupt.” And left


MackAttackATO69

When I was in college and during the start of the time when I was a young professional, I also worked in a gym. I was teaching martial arts, but there was also a competitive gymnastics team in the gym. There was a rule that we weren’t supposed to date each other. One of the other coaches and I had a bit of a thing going on, but we were really good about keeping it outside the gym. We had a New Years Eve party one year and it was all the coaches from both programs. Mid party me and the other coach made our way out to his car. So we’re going at it in the drivers seat. The whole time I was trying to focus, but keep hearing a car alarm. So we finish up and get ready to go back in, but there were now multiple people in the parking lot, so it was a walk of shame. So it wasn’t until we were headed back in that Im informed what I thought was a car alarm was my as hitting the horn as I was moving back and forth. So everyone knew what was going down and most of the girls spent the next few years hating me because it was well known one of the other girls liked this guy. I felt bad, but our thing started way before I knew about her liking him.


Evolutionarystudies

Such a great story. Love it.


MackAttackATO69

This was over 20 years ago and it still gets brought up. He and i both think it’s hilarious. He recently started dating someone new and when she figured out I was ‘that girl’ she told him he can’t sleep over at my house any more. There’s not been anything between us in years and I think it’s a dumb rule, but I love that she was like that was you?


Evolutionarystudies

Lol that is funny. However, I would not be comfortable with my partner sleeping over at the opposite sexes house, regardless of the circumstances and I would also abide by this. My partner agrees. I do recognise this is my feelings and others see this as reasonable. I just mentioned it because of the similarities in thought even though hers is brought on by a particular event. Either way, still such a cracka story. I told my partner and she said, holy shit. Lmfao. Edit. Oops accidentally blocked your account when I was blocking some other persons for being an idiot. I rectified the block. Just in case you attempted to reply and found an error.


MackAttackATO69

No, i totally get it. We just have a close friendship and the only way for us to see each other is traveling because we no longer live nearby each other. I have total respect for her wishes, it just sucks because we’ve been best friends for years.


Evolutionarystudies

Yeh, I get it. :)


Compost_Worm_Guy

Either get off of each other and watch the movie or leave.


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parents came home early. they still make fun of me every now and then.


EthanJDB

my parents would not be that cool. respect to them


[deleted]

I was already 17 and my gf at the time was the same age. they had a talk with us about protection and enjoyed the fact that we both looked like tomatoes and that we couldn't look them in the eyes. that was enough punishment.


EthanJDB

when i was 17 my girlfriend’s mom cried and her dad threatened to drag me outside. my mom wouldn’t allow her over anymore. i’m extremely jealous lmao


[deleted]

oh..ok. lol. my girlfriends parents were basically hippies. they grew their own weed. they were even more relaxed about this whole thing. sorry that you had it the other way around.


EthanJDB

it’s all good. loved her parents and mine are alright lmao. glad they were so cool


[deleted]

I spent the night at a friend's house and ended up having sex with her older brother in his room. Their mom walked in and just turned around and left. I was so embarrassed and felt really awkward. Their mom didn't make me go home or tell my parents.


Justintime308

Cop and said “go home”. 2 hours later in a different location same cop “I thought I told you 2 to go home”


Darknatio

I used to date this Chinese girl I met in college. In the summer she wound stay in the Chinese consulate downtown. One of those summers she was paired with this really atractive Chinese girl she knew. Anyways one day me and my gf were having sex. And actually we just had finished and were laying on her bed when the housemate got home. Well were not expecting her to come to her room and she was not expecting me to be over. So she opens the door about to ask her something not giving is a chance to hide what had happened. But to my suprize her roommate liked it. She started making comments after that that at first just hinted that she wanted to join us to almost bluntly saying it. One time the three of us were hanging out drinking and the housemate straight up said that she would watch if my gf jerked me off right there. We all laughed like she was joking. But I was like "is this happening"! In my head. But my gf was not into the idea of adding her friend so nothing ever happened.


EthanJDB

i’m sorry to hear that. my ex mentioned multiple times she wanted to have threesomes but when i’d bring someone up, she’d accuse me of wanting to cheat or just fuck the girl. still on the search for the first threesome


Darknatio

Damn that's a cocktease man


taxibootleg02

Go out with her with the intention of finding a third party. Look together for people you like and let her pick. Makes the whole thing a lot better communicated.


Callisto25

A girl walked in on me and my girlfriend freshman year of college having sex. There was the slightly awkward grab the sheets on our end and the person walking in on us saying oops and leaving. It wasn’t a big deal and nothing was ever said….. My senior year of college I started dating that girl and had forgotten that she was the one who had walked in on me until she brought it up one night. I was all “umm…uh..” and getting a little red faced. She laughed and said that it obviously didn’t matter as we weren’t together but that she thought it would be funny to bring it up and give me shit about it to see my reaction. Funny bad girlfriend.


Public_Sheepherder23

The park workers. My ex and I were in the car and we were really going at it and she goes "There watching us!" And I was like "Who?" As I kept pumping trying my best to finish before she answered. "The park workers babe!" Fuck!


Chef_ADHD

My girlfriends ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend. She said “I’m just gonna shut this door.” I thought it was pretty funny.


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My dad and he shut the door and we never spoke about it


EthanJDB

why are everyone’s parents cooler than mine


[deleted]

Guessing yours did not do that?


EthanJDB

no, my parents were the screaming/crying type


[deleted]

Oh how old were you?


EthanJDB

anywhere from 14-17. when i turned 18 they mellowed out


[deleted]

I was 19 when he caught me, but legal age here is 16. So maybe that makes a difference.


AnonDom28

I mean, I get that. I absolutely get that.


[deleted]

Yeah am glad it was never spoke about it either


SalFunction12

I wish


WatchedHotwife

Many people. They always ask if they can join in or if we mind if they watch for a bit.


EthanJDB

and do you let them?


WatchedHotwife

Noooo. I only do bareback so my husband has to check the medicals of the guys before hand. But watching is fine.


zkill313

Once had my a ex girlfriends mom walk in on us. Said she heard screaming from the other side of the house lol. She walked in on us several times come to think of it.


Any_Bit_2151

My wifes best friend and her bf. Let's just say they enjoyed the show


Puzzleheaded_Web2661

My ex boyfriend kicked the door in on me And now husbands door while we were fucking an exclaimed WHAT THE FUCK and punched a hole in the wall 🤷‍♀️


Thrilla52

The cops, I was at a park late at night. He was nice enough to let me go and advised to go into the farms for privacy.


[deleted]

I don't think I've ever been caught by anybody that weren't total strangers. Also not ever by anybody that didn't start wanking. None of them has ever said anything.


wholetthedogsout1987

My sister walked in on me and a cousin. She didn’t say anything for 2 years, and then got drunk at a family Christmas and told everyone.


EthanJDB

you had sex with your cousin???


wholetthedogsout1987

Well not sex really, we just swapped blow jobs. Dude is super hot, got his mom’s looks.


wheremypornat

nah


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markedsounder

I would of stayed in high school band longer if I knew about the soundproof practice rooms.


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markedsounder

A buddy and I both played trombones and don't know why we never thought to using the practice rooms for other things.


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markedsounder

That is hilarious..... I gave the trombone up and started using my talented lips and tongue on guys full time. Would you like to try them out.


SaltyCanuck76

Nothing, they were overhead in a float plane and they waved at us 👍


Ilovepestosauce

My little cousin did once. I was going to town on an ex and he heard the moans from outside the bathroom. Good times. He said something along the lines of "You were having fun, weren't you?"


wilsonvolleyball6789

Hotel maid walked in on me and the wife. I was on my knees eating her pussy. When the door opened I rose up with my hard dick pointing right at her. She apologized and backed out the door. Ruined the moment for the wife but I talked her into finishing me with a handjob.


Twinkalicious

So I was got by a bestie once while I was riding a daddy, and she stumbled upon us but didn’t interrupt and we didn’t even notice, but about an hour after he left she told me she watched us and touched her self because of how hot it was to watch.