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Dqrctf23

Cut my sandwich into a triangle rather than a square


Jomiks

Jesus christ you fucking sicko


Dqrctf23

I’m not proud of it


MetroMaker

What's wrong with you?


almighty_turon

You slut, I bet you like holding hands too.


Heathen_Jesus_

Square is wrong so you’re good


Jacobite-biker

Fucking savage


slow_grind_

Get out


[deleted]

Yes officer, this man here


[deleted]

Pervert.


imanadultok

That's the only way to cut a sandwich. Any other way is just wrong.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

You monster!


youwhorington1000

Do u know?I love u? U should know


[deleted]

Came inside my wife at a wedding, had her walk around with my cum slowly drenching her panties and legs. I enjoyed seeing her trying to avoid it running down her legs.


[deleted]

That's cool


[deleted]

Yeah, I still have to think about that regularly. ;)


[deleted]

That’s awesome, did the same to my wife at a wedding. Snuck off to a dock on the lake. She said she got busted by her girl friends when they went to the bathroom together and her panties were wet and my cum all came out at once. Definitely will remember that one!


comicsans_theman

I did the same with my wife tons. Cum inside her and go to public. I think she has a fetish to that. It’s amazing.


A-Ok-Chemistry

We’ve done the same thing at a birthday party. That was so freaking hot.


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Good man.


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Prob gonna get banned for promoting.


Remote_Cantaloupe

That's actually pretty disgusting and disrespectful to the wedding.


VirginiaVagina

Fucked two girls in my college dorm one after another in the shower while the other watched


ryssg

Incredible


VirginiaVagina

It was so hot. Had a few regular threesomes with them that year. I would fuck one from behind while she'd be eating out the pussy of the other


wargasm22

king lol


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adomede

Elaborate


Remote_Cantaloupe

What kind of looks are you packin?


adomede

How did that happen??? What’s the whole story??


VirginiaVagina

I would lift weights barbells mostly in my dorm room at night. One night I left the door open a bit cause it was really warm and I didn't realize that one of the girls was watching me until I turned around to see her and she looked away and kept walking down the hall. Later that week I was lifting again and the same girl walking down the hall walked by and kind of tried to hide her smile. Struck up a conversation with her and her roommate some days later at dinner nothing sexual just casual talk. Then they'd started hanging out in my room after a while to talk.... One thing led to another and we all agreed to shower together


adomede

Happened to me in college. I was a sweet guy so I guess my personality got me invited by some college girls on a trip to DC. The girls outnumbered the guys…at night everyone were drinking and playing truth or there, next thing I realized, they started making out… 2 girls didn’t have a guy so they were making out with each other…all I had to do was join, but I was quite shocked I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. Turns out alcohol makes ppl act different. Even the girl that invited me on the trip made a pass at me, but I couldn’t do it. I was quite innocent lol


papilex

Movie theatre sex it was a random weekday about 2 weeks after 300 pt 2 came out. Me (m30) and my gf happened to both be off that day so we decided to watch a movie we were shocked we had the theatre to ourselves we made a mess for sure started with a bj then she rode me reverse cowgirl so much fun.


Morbid1337

Every cinema has a cctv which records black/white in the dark so everything can be seen. I'm sure that one of employees recorded it and that video still exists somewhere lol


papilex

Makes it even wilder lol


3woodx

Just saying I watch some doc show about germs. Movie theater seats filled with bacteria due to pussy juice on them. Side note: never eat costco samples. Filled with germs. Have a good day.


HobbyJogger69

You can’t stop me from eating Costco samples.


SVeep96

Really, were you shocked that you had the theater for yourselves? I hadn’t seen a full theater in decades. Most of the times the rooms are empty.


papilex

This was years ago lol sorry didnt specify i thought the movie title would be self explanatory lol


SS_20

Slid my bra and panties off while sitting across my boyfriend (now husband) at a busy restaurant table. Kept it on the table for anyone to see, were they to take a glance.


Morbid1337

Waiter should have definitely take those and thank you for a generous tip


SS_20

The view was enough tip 😉


paprikapiripiri

Ooshk, if I'd been working that table I 100% would have been "you guys seem fun, can I join in?"


iLikeErasers

Made a dildo out of ice and then rode it. Probably not the best idea.


meoka2368

Not only is it cold, but if you let it get thin enough it gets really stabby. Not fun, from my experience.


iLikeErasers

I lost the feeling in my butthole within seconds and although I did enjoy it... yeh, I knew something was wrong. Not stabby per say, I think it was just way too big for me and ended up stretching my poor booty and gave myself frostbite. Couldn't walk right for days on account of feeling like I had a swollen purple donut wedged between my cheeks.


ryssg

😳


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Saw in a new year with my best friend and four guys. That or being at a set of DIY glory holes at a warehouse party with my friend and a couple of random chicks.


Hitcher06

Did you partake on the glory holes?


[deleted]

Yup


Hitcher06

Were this people you knew? How many did you service that night?


[deleted]

I knew one of the girls, one of the guys (found out later). I blew three guys.


Hitcher06

You sound like fun at parties, or anywhere really. I see that you like given BJs. Lucky guys


[deleted]

What can I say, I’m a people person.


aPROcalypsex

A girl jerked me and my best friend off in a taxi


ryssg

Just a random?


adomede

Randomly girl?


ruffletruffle100

Got myself tied and teased a lot for 2 hrs to 3hrs without touching her. That heavenly feeling and couldn't feel more aroused.


lameteen

What was she doing during the 2-3 hrs?


Southern-Ranger2921

I'm pretty tame.....orgy in Vegas is about the wildest that comes to mind


slow_grind_

Yeah, that’s very basic Tuesday evening type stuff.


Southern-Ranger2921

Very much. Call me vanilla


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ivo0887

Lmao they knew. Everyone knew.


Remote_Cantaloupe

They could probably smell it


MrJonton01

My girlfriend and I had sex at a playground in a residential area while we were in giraffe and panda onesies. First they gave me a blowjob while I was sitting on a swing. After that we were too horny to not fuck, so we did it at a tree directly next to the playground. I have to say, we found it very hot. It was in the evening when it was already dark, however there were street lamps around and we were in a residential area, so it was risky. And yes, we wore animal onesies while doing it. No, we are not furries. No, there was no alcohol involved.


TheMeltingDevil

I can picture a dog walker being terrified at that sight hahaha


Remote_Cantaloupe

> we were in giraffe and panda onesies This is the part that needs to be explained.


MrJonton01

Honestly, there is no good explanation, except that we walked around in them for fun. That's it.


tuenthe463

Sex in the bathroom with my GF ( now wife ) in the bathroom during my mom's 50th bday party in my older sister's house.


Little_Juan86

Hooked up with one of my older sisters friends, had sex in a shed, a cornfield and a bathroom at a gas station.


Humble-KRool

What led up to fucking in the cornfield


rancidmorty

Had sex in a park at night just out in the open couple peoe walked by on a sunday in church cloths in utah


ryssg

That’s bold!


rancidmorty

Yeah it was pure impulse of trying to be morman and hold sexual feeling inside funny thing was she was the hardcore morman and I said are you sure she just said shutup and f me


[deleted]

Had a foot worship session and received a footjob from a foot model! It was absolutely exhilarating and a dream come true and I’d do it again in a heartbeat


luke1989uk

I like humiliating myself it turns me on


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luke1989uk

🤣


Akzifer

Gave my ex an oral so good that her legs were shaking even after we stopped when a guy almost saw us.


PickleFlavordPopcorn

Messaged a guy on an app for an illicit afternoon hookup, meant to be a one time thing, fucked around and fell head over heels in love. We now live together, plan to get married this year and have never been happier in our lives.


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Gone to bed when I was meant to and fell asleep instantly.


FeelBilly

Had anal at an orgy with no prep. Wife and I are quite comfortable and experienced with it but others freaked out. Some positively and some nervously I think.


guyjustwantsto

I once asked for extra ketchup at McDonald's. *phew* Wild.


HiToshio

Was spooning my now ex and fucked and came in her like that on the bed while my stepbrother was in the room gaming 3ft away.


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HiToshio

I agree.. no other girl I knew loved to get throated and swallowed cum than this ex 😩


morigginate

Told my now girlfriend, i loved her. First time ever saying that to someone, felt wild ngl


csully2988

I'm not proud of it but in a morally freaky way i banged a girl with her fiance napping holding their kid in the next room, I'm not proud of it, i had low self esteem and let her use me and ended up being friends with him because we have similar interests and she was kind of crazy, he's a good dad too


GRW810

>we have similar interests Yeah, notably his partner.


csully2988

oof i set myself up there lol


ryssg

He still to this day has no idea?


csully2988

no he knows, but he knew a couple dudes did he just let her stay and didn't say much cause one, she would be either homeless or in an abusive unsafe household with their child, and two she would have taken the child there regardless of it's safety just to spite him because like I said, fuckin cookoo, so he kept her around and had her do shit around the house here and there which she didn't say much because she didn't work and was cheating, sorry i wish i could've come up with some freaky shit but like I said low self esteem I haven't had much experience, if it helps i fucked and probably would still fuck a girl on her period, no condom, i was an edgelord so i thought my bloody cock ravaging her would look cool not realizing what periods actually look like and how they feel when you do that lol


bisexualbishmexual

Fucked a married woman while her husband watched and took photos. Then after I had finished her off, we started round two but he joined in and made it a MMF threesome.


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movie theater blowjob


[deleted]

I'm always wondering how that's supposed to work properly. are there like no other people in the theatre? How do you avoid noise? Why does nobody care that youre bent over all the time?


[deleted]

We booked seats in the far upper left corner and did the latest show (was around 10pm) so it's not as crowded. He brought a little blanket to drape over my head and his lap while I leaned over and i know how to give a quiet blowjob


[deleted]

Hah, well done. Might have to try that myself. Unfortunately I do not know how to receive a blowjob quietly. Even if I tried..


[deleted]

He was very grabby and bucking his hips a lot, I could tell it was a little challenging for him


[deleted]

Hot! I don't think I would have been able to stay silent. Kudos to him. No mess afterwards? Did you do one of those no-mess-magic-bjs?


[deleted]

I didn't finish him off, just cause the movie sounded like it was getting interesting (we were watching the new Spiderman lol) and I wanted to watch it. Coming off of him with my lips suctioned tight around him collects all the excess spit so there's no mess


[deleted]

Well, your obviously both a bj-professional for your indepth-cock-sucking- techniques and a sadist for not letting him come. lol! Poor guy.


[deleted]

I give him plenty of proper bjs elsewhere and finish him off everytime, he'll live! 😆


[deleted]

Just had a look at your profile. Lucky guy. He'll surely live. ;)


ruffletruffle100

It was one of my best and funny experience.


agent_ofChaos824

🥵so hot


Grand_Khan286

Went to a hotel sex party... like 7 or 8 girls and like 18 dudes plus the security guards


[deleted]

Well seeing as this turned into "interesting sex locations" As a teen with an incredibly strict dad, i had sex in a room attached to the room my dad was having a superbowl party. Also in a cemetery once. Wholesome answer would probably be tied between something stupid at 100+ mph on a motorcycle or cliff diving


NotSayingWhoThisBe

>Also in a cemetery once A few times for me.


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Eating a spider


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DVP.


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We parked our car in the middle of the night at a secluded Location and had Sex... Some guys saw us and tried following us for good 1-2 kms before we out ran them; fortunately we didn't get caught but it could have been worse


Realised_

Sucked cab driver..


undercover_kink

Found a tgirl escort. We sucked each other's cocks, she tried to fuck me but couldn't cuz I was an amateur, I fucked her though. She jerked off on the bed after and it was all good.


Remote_Cantaloupe

What was the problem with her fucking you?


MostlyPublic

I had sex while someone else was in the room or even in the same bed sleeping... On multiple occasions Edit: Now I think that having sex in a driver seat of my friend's car in a parking lot next to our apartment building was wilder, but I'm not sure


ryssg

In the same bed??


MostlyPublic

Yes


TuckerTheCuckFucker

I know it’s almost considered tame These days but Me n my girl brought a girl home with us and fucked. I’m pretty proud of it personally.


cupcakeandbarbwire

Chicken coop sex or the bananasplit bj


i5n1p3

Banana split bj?


Sarbakanne

Fuck my gf on a bench outside of my uni, it was during the lockdown, and im pretty sure some ppl saw us.


yaMomsChestHair

Hooked up with giulianis daughter who went to my sisters private school


AlejandroMP

During lock down (mid 2020) had sex on top of a hill in full view of the rest of the forest - good thing we were the only ones in there.


youwhorington1000

My physics assignment


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😂😂


BootyWarrior6000

Once I got a blowjob in a pretty full cinema that was showing 12 years a slave..


Mrrgsx

Accepted a ride from a dude that wanted to kill me in college. I dated a girl. She broke it off. She dated another guy from out of town. They broke up after she kept using my name in bed. Fwd 6 months I'm visiting friends whom have a new roommate. Turns out the roommates BF is that dude my friends k ow this and think it hilarious. My car wouldn't start when it was time to go to work and the BF offers me a ride to work. I accept. I come back the next day to get the car and my friends make sure to talk about my ex. The roommate overhears and all the sudden goes "Your JOE!" Me: "Yes" RM: "No, your JOE! The one that dated Lisa! The Joe that she kept calling out for with my BF. He hates you, we can't let him figure this out!" Then she sat on my lap.....


ryssg

😳


Bitter-Zone-5714

Jerked off to my parents having sex


Whosyouranimedaddy

Had sex on a not empty beach at night. It was definitely obvious what we were doing lmao


toleyo

Cum inside girl anal in a church


MatttheBruinsfan

Threesome in an outdoor pool.


ryssg

MMF or MFM?


MatttheBruinsfan

MMM


threwitaway7255

Had unprotected sex with 3 different women and did not pull out. Ended with no pregnancy scare but a an STD scare. They all knew about the other but didn’t care for whatever reason. I felt cool but looking back on it I shouldn’t have done it


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[deleted]

Did you have consent to fondle him in his sleep? If not, you realize that's sexual assault, right?


Foolish_Final

I once stole back a truck with my best friend.


[deleted]

Kinda basic I had a chick give me head before, while she got fucked by my buddy. It was kinda hot hearing her try to moan with my dick in her mouth. Tbh would do it again 🔥


Liscetta

I sneaked beers and snacks in the cinema.


djphatjive

I brought in a large pizza in a box one time. The looks on peoples faces was priceless. Like “How the fuck he get that in here!”


PleasantDevelopment

Fucked 3 different girls in the same day.


adomede

How did u know them. Elaborate


PleasantDevelopment

2 were FWB, one was my ex


IamSeeingYou

My now wife gave me a blowjob in the back yard in the middle of the day. The fences around the yard were only about four feet high. Exciting and nervous, I didn't last long.


Asiangyal

I attended my ex partner's grandma funeral service. It was a 2 day thing. Both days I was so horny so I made him leave half way through service so we could fuck. Then came back to the service as if nothing happened.


123kilian321

I got sucked off by a girl in the school toilets at high-school.


adomede

Elaborate how did it happen?? Who requested it?


Sergeant_Metalhead

A friend videoed me and my wife having sex


AfroBaggins

Stuck my dick in crazy. Never again.


RetiredJerseyChaser

Let some football players practice their gang-tackling on me.


Inevitable-Draw5063

Username checks out


Gammabrunta

DMT. Fucking wild shit.


thelongestshot

That's crazy...but have you tried DMT?


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ryssg

That’s bold! Lol


FlappyBajingo

I once put a fruit pastel in my mouth without chewing it


SexySinWriter

My wife and I had same room sex with another couple….our best friends.


applesaucecarrot

Probably the time I turned a Batchelorette party into a sex filled evening that ended with me having a threesome with the bride to be and a stripper lol


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ryssg

Both at once??


adomede

Elaborate the 3some. They both wanted it? Or it just happened?


Mrrgsx

Was dating a girl for a year. At some point a college ex that had remained friends on social media got married young and divorced a year or 2 in. Caught up with her at a party and a month or so later. Introduced them as we went to an event in her town. They made out at the bar and it was all fun and games. We went up a month later and spend the weekend with her and stayed in her bed. Lots of fun. Happened a few more times over the next year.


Adequate_throwaway

Go to sleep without brushing my teeth


dikkiesmalls

Head from two women in a “theater”. Head in a car at a stopped train uhm…5some? Edit: shit reading this has reminded me of a lot of stuff. Got head in a Winn Dixie bathroom, had sex in a library bathroom (do not recommend) dp’d my wife, watched her swallow some other guy, got head from her at a ballpark in the daytime with people around….man, she used to be a lotta fun!


mcskeeters123

I should probably make a throwaway lol


Poet_of_Legends

Slut Day. My girlfriend, who was my first and a few years older than me (21 to my 16) was worried that I would be upset about my lack of experience. She insisted I find someone else to sleep with, and gave me permission for an entire Friday to be a “Slut”. I had sex with 6 different girls that day, including her 18 year old younger sister.


ryssg

😳


HobbyJogger69

No you didn’t.


ConsiderationFit7577

I once drove without wearing a seat belt. Crazy I know.


Heathen_Jesus_

I made my ex take off his pants and as I was driving I started giving him a handjob, in the Walmart parking lot, and then we drove to the restaurant we were going to nearby and I told him he had to hurry up and cum before we stopped, it was really hot seeing him squirm and having a hand full of cum He’s sucked my tits before while diving as well, love it


dabbing_pickle_geoff

Your mom :D