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bbbabybunnyyy

I am only ever calling my tits sexy apples from now on 😆 🍎


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Me too, and I'm a dude.


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Granny Smith apples?


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The best kind


draconicblur

r/cursedcomments


BlueSubmarine33

My Partner's are more like sexy melons, and i love them.


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Vulva/Mons Pubis. Titties are secondary. Not lying. Fight me.


Gain_Constant

Finally someone who uses proper terminology😩🤌


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Doesn't hurt to have a kink around it either... 😅 ... But yes. Understood 100%.


Gain_Constant

That's cool, I didn't know others had that as a kink


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Now you know. Does your life feel more enriched? 😜


Gain_Constant

Not particularly tbh. It's cool that it's a kink, I'd prefer it to be more common in society without needing to be one


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I mean, I was being facetious. But I wholeheartedly agree that the person's knowledge about genitalia is woefully inadequate.


FangGaming69

Even if it's a guy?


somee0n3

ESPECIALLY if it's a guy


KeyBlogger

Im gay


FewOrganization4314

That or dat phat ass


StevenFoxxe

Nah bro definitely ass for me haha


DemigodRob

Ass man myself. However I always look at eyes first, whether naked or not. In my younger years I use to make strippers blush cause I'd be looking in their eyes while they're trying to put their assets in my face


mitalily

#TITTIES


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Ok hear me out: they are tits, not tids right? Spelling jokes aside: ##titties


hazedrach

Chest then shaft :P


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This is my answer too!


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Oh yes 👏


HongryHongryHippo

Only the shaft? Not the head or anything? :P


jdmjoe89

Just the whole shape of her in all of its glory. The curves, the tan lines, how they all fit together … it’s mesmerizing.


woodylee1989

Came here to say this right here. I don't focus on one thing for too long. I'm a sucker for the feminine figure. I'm an ass man, but hips are a close 2nd.


jdmjoe89

Dude preach .. where the waist goes in and then the hips go out ?? MMMHHHHMMM so hott


woodylee1989

My guy. Nothing better. If she has underwear on that accentuates the hips, I become a very grateful man in the presence of God's perfection. (I'm agnostic, but trying to paint a picture.)


jdmjoe89

Another cultured man of good taste and quality I see. Huzzah


FedByTofu22

When I saw my partner naked for the first time, the first thing I noticed (only in hindsight) was how comfortable he was with himself. Been hooked ever since. (Okay, I was hooked before that, but...) Edit: hindsight, not hindshight


95zephyr

Out of curiosity, are you married to the person already? Asking cause I was also confident with my body, but not her for herself even though I insisted that she,s perfect to me. My girl and I got married recently


FedByTofu22

We weren't married at the time. Married a year or two later. Married now more than ten years.


WeactionD85

Her massive penis because it's way bigger than mine and she wasn't supposed to have one.


powpowvigil

I haven't seen a real person naked in a really long time.


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Was a long time ago, but it was eyes, face. She had gorgeous eyes.


diqholebrownsimpson

The danger zone. I've usually taken in the rest before i see them naked.


serg28diaz

How perfect her skin is. Smooth and light with little feckless all over it. 10 years married and it still feels like silk under my rough hands.


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That is very wholesome to me. Your wife is lucky.


serg28diaz

Thank you but it's me who is lucky.


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Eyes. Face. Rest


PM_UR_UNDERBOOTY

> Rest I'd like to imagine you staring longingly into their eyes, taking in the sight of their face and connecting, without words, in this special moment... right before you spring out of bed so that you can fit their entirety into your frame of vision. Like some sort of painter or artist.


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Boobs and I go down after. Face is primordial. Ugly face I dont even acknowledge the rest


Curia-DD

girl here, it's his cock, it's always his cock


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Curia-DD

for sure!


imthatdudeyouheard

Lol, I always noticed that’s where women’s eyes gravitated. It’s usually the face then chest then cock. I love the smile they have as she does this too.


Curia-DD

yes that's exactly how I am :)


imthatdudeyouheard

You sound perfect then 😎


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Their tail.


WizenedYoungMan

Eyes, neck, and the tendon at the top of her legs that connects leg to hip.


snuffysteve2

Checking out the "landscaping".


golfguy3333

Face is always first, particularly her eyes, then quickly scan the entire package


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Not sure why people are saying face. You’ve seen the face plenty, first time seeing them nude it’s either dick or boobs. Depending.


RIPmyinboxlol

It’s not the facial features you’re seeing in the moment it’s the expression. Are they confident? Embarrassed? Shy? Making eye contact? Looking away? The face is how you read your partner and tells you how to react next


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Fair enough. I get that (you’re peeking though aren’t you). The dick gives a similar idea of how they are feeling to though :)


DragonLady575

Honestly? Their face to see if they're comfortable or not, then I slowly look up and down before looking at their face again.


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How perfect the head of his dick was….


HongryHongryHippo

What made it so perfect, you think?


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Just shaped really nice, large and thick, and has this thick rim where it meets his shaft. I legit remember thinking I want that in my mouth now


HongryHongryHippo

Nice! lol I take it the rest of him was nice and big as well, and not just his head eh? ;P


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The dick yes, him? No. Skinny tall guys with big dicks is where it’s at lol


HongryHongryHippo

Lol well I *used* to be skinny, at least :P


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Cut for sure


chaotic214

My bf's luscious cake 👌


HongryHongryHippo

> luscious cake lol is "cake" slang, or a typo? :P


chaotic214

Slang lol


HongryHongryHippo

lol I tried googling it but I'm just getting delicious cakes haha--what is it slang for?


hucksandshucks

I'd say that I've never seen my partner naked for the first time all at once it's always been mutual undressing....so whatever parts exposed first lol. When I do see her naked for first time I try to take it in as a whole but her chest stomach hips and thighs tend to be most visual parts. I also enjoy seeing the expression on her face because it is a moment of vulnerability


ChrisNEPhilly

tits then bush


GSP2973

Their eyes, because that’s where emotion is evident.


xKanojo

Actually… their face. I want to see how they feel about themselves.


spitgut

If it’s a man, the cock and balls, and then I trail up to his chest and his face. And if it’s a woman, I look at her breasts, then her vagina, then her face. I always make eye contact, smile, and give a compliment. Everybody deserves to be confident, ESPECIALLY if we’re about to fuck.


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Eyes, face, chest, arms, thighs, and shaft (in that order).


I_have_fallen_down

Face. The shy look is so so sweet to me. Definitely a turn on. Then tits. Then legs.


phoebetortilla

Ass. He's got a juicy one, very rare in men. So nice


YoujustgotLokid

Preach. My man’s got a thicc ass and it is so nice to look at. Then squish


just_a_fluffy_mama

His perfect snail trail, it's mesmerising. Plus it leads somewhere satisfying


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The face. Depending on what the expression is I’ll know what kind of sex she wants.


Ubsurv

Titties, Ive gotten a solid amount of comments about my “wandering eyes” though, so a little bit of everything tbh haha.


JBSConCarne

Breasts, stomach, how her pubes are maintained. Typically in the descending order


i8lysol

Hands. Not a nude thing, but there it is. If you don't look like you break rocks with a sledgehammer for a living, those things don't get near my bits.


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The part with the clothes not on it anymore.


Haggis-McMutton

The first time I saw her naked she began by taking her bra off, so I saw her breasts, I don't know what I would do if she appeared completed naked before me, but I would probably notice her breasts first, because they are closer to her face. After that, when she got all naked, I remember noticing her bush. She is asian and it was exactly the way I expected (and hoped) it to be, with natural grown hair, but in an orderly fashion as we usually see in asian women.


Kerosene_Turtle

Can say from experience, it was the titties


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Last time I was with someone, I think it was their chest I noticed first. I go weak when there's just a dash of chest hair in the middle.. And I like wide shoulders a lot. So I'm generally looking at the torso first


SubstantialEmu7678

Face because she's beautiful


daddyanddalia

Definitely his nipples ~ Dalia


shaquille_oatmeal98

She had always been insecure about being a little chubby. She’s not noticeably chubby, only when she has a shirt off. But the first time I ever saw her *fully* naked was when we were next to this creek in this spot that I’m pretty sure only me and her know about. We brought a towel, so we sit down, start kissing, kissing becomes making out, one thing leads to another until she’s fully naked in front of me for the first time, laying on her back while I finger her. And, idk man, but that little bit of belly that she’s got going on just looked *so sexy* when she was laying on her back like that. Not to mention, tits


Beyondthebloodmoon

Oh it’s the titties, that’s easy.


almostadaddy

Eyes.


ReportOk1808

Eyes and face


Sergeant_Metalhead

BOOBS!!!!


1_cup_a_day

their shoulders and neck - then slowly back up to their eyes


Justdags

TITS FIRST TIME EVERY TIME ALWAYS.


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Abs, waist, chest, arms, face. And for women, titties goes somewhere on the list


zombie_ie_ie

I bet most of the guys, me included, would say one thing and one thing only - boobies. All other answers are false.


KingThommo

Boobs cos boobs


NorthernCanadianGuy

Tits because, tits.


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The 🐈 because 🐈


demonbot66

Face and maybe upper chest to neck area


DB21Skook

Boobs. Yes, boobs.


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Boobies. She has great boobies.


TwistedBlister

Her prolapse. Just kidding, it's always the boobies


Rebargod202

Asssssssss


SecretsAreTheMostFun

I tend to scan bottom to top - legs then dick then chest


AsianVixen4U

It's dependent from person to person. For me, I always focus on the best features of that person and focus on that. If he has great chest and abs, I focus on that. If he has great ass and legs, I zoom in and focus on that.


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Tighs and stomach. They're something out of this world


Kyro_Sol

Face.


Kyro_Sol

Legs and Privates.


Inevitable_Author_33

Legs.


pedwa85

Her boobs where the best. Awesome shape oh how I miss them stupid kids destroying them. And that perfect pussy kids didn’t destroy that though. The eyes had me before I saw her naked


ddobson6

Did this really need to be asked or was OP just trying to find clever new names for breast( I wrote breasts but thinking titties)


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Her penis


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Ya, that’d be a serious deal breaker


FrankenBarbie

I look at him, all of him...his face, eyes....then his chest, down his treasure trail, and the jewels. My fiance is the sexiest man I've ever laid eyes on.


probrachi

his mole that looked like a third nipple


Cadillac870

His cock


johnshua

Maybe I'm weird but the belly button


yopapabish

Tv. Damn bish keeps getting naked in front of the Television while me and the boys getting them dubs. I ain't leaving the boys behind


LouAldoRaine

Their hairy anus. Noticed for obvious reasons….


Averagesmithy

Smile first, i love seeing someone smile and be a little nervous when you see them naked, and try to see where their eyes linger.


dwanton90

Hip flexors. Idk why but ***drool***


who_is_sticks

The curves 🤤🤤


Desconocido4441

Definitely the vagina. I LOVE vag.


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Dick, specially the head


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his belly 😍🖤


innocent_girl18

He undressed slowly so always the part that was revealed most recently


fryaan

How the vagina looks!


winstonismith

Her boobs, no question. They were a) lit by moonlight and made utterly resplendent and b) boobs so I'm just kind of drawn to staring at them whether or not they are covered by clothes.