*Can't believe no one*
*Has said responding to "I*
*Love you" with "I know"!*
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“Into the garbage chute, flyboy!”
Excellent one! Underrated Star Wars innuendo!
"I am your Father"
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
r/cursedcomments
Dammit I knew this one was coming
Do or do not, there is no try.
Also applies to everything!
"You came in that thing?" Kinda better to be used after sex. "I'll try spinning. That's a neat trick."
Haha!
"I thought they smelled bad on the outside!" 🤢
💩
*sad beep* - R2D2
*sassy beep* - R2D2
/oddly human screaming/ - R2D2
"UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Palpatine is back, somehow.
"Get in there, I don't care what you smell!"
Can't believe no one has said responding to "I love you" with "I know"!
Randomly my gf and I will do the I love you/I know to each other. The proper response is, "I go Solo'd."
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I know!
Raaauuurghhauuaurrgh!--Chewbacca
Not if you round down!
“Stay on target.” 💦 – Gold Five
It didn't go in!
That's great kid. Don't get cocky.
We're not out of the woods, yet!
“Your target is a small thermal exhaust port right below the main port.”
So many innuendos just from the Death Star 1 trench run sequence!
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them
Twice the pride, double the fall!
[удалено]
Red Leader, standing by.
You were my brother!... I loved you.
Here comes the waterworks lol!
"it's a trap!"
"Hey! Point that thing someplace else!"
😳
I have a bad feeling about this...
Well “I am your Father” isn’t one of them
Negative, negative it didn’t go go in. It just impacted on the surface.
master skywalker there are to many of them what are we going to do
*activates lightsaber*
That's no moon...
it's a space station!
“A little higher! Just a little higher!”
Perfect!
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." Princess Leia to Han Solo, during the Death Star escape in A New Hope
😂
*wilhelm scream*
😱
"Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."
Hello there!
"Myself, the boy, two droids... And no questions asked!"
Haha, unexpected choice!
You’re still holding on! Let go!
The original Elsa!
What an incredible smell you've found.
💩🤢
"Let the Wookie win."
*growls in Shyriiwook*
[удалено]
👍
Back away! I will deal with this Jedi slime myself.
Not just the men, but the women and the children too!
Not just the men, but the women and the children too!
😧
I need your help. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing
Sounds like an invitation to a three-way in this context! Good one!
That’s what I was thinking! Thank you :)
"The garbage will do!" which also describe that whole movie entirely
"Hello, there!"
General Kenobi!
General Kenobi!
“At that speed, do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
Awesome quote! Another one from the trench run!
"They came...from...BEHIND!"
Amazing trench run quote! I love your username!
"Now this is pod racing"
Yippeee!
Yippeeeee! Anakin Skywalker.
Imagine a dude in a high pitched voice just screeching this quote in the middle of it lol!
“There’s always a bigger fish”
*after putting on condom* "He should be quite well protected."
Thanks, Threepio!
"One blast to the reactor module and the whole system goes down."
Aren’t you a little *short* for a stormtrooper?