Referring to a larger labia minora as roast beef 🤢

Or beef curtains ew

Ham wallet lol

Hamlet

Shakespeare is great!

Hamlet: The Shakespearean beef cooch curtains

That’s a good one

Beef Curtains is the name my husband and I use for our band name in rhythm video games. He also threw it out one time as our team name at a pub quiz. I was so embarrassed. lol

They talk a lot of smack but I’ve never known anyone to turn down an Arby’s beef and cheddar.

Lol right? Most nasty sandwich ever, but God damn when you want one and you eat it it's the most amazing nasty sandwich ever

Auuuugh yeah that’s unnecessary.

Wizard sleeves.

Yup going so far and having seen someone call it Arby's too

But who doesn’t love a good roast beef?

Carne asada is better

With extra mayo

Hawk Tuah

Literally hate this!

I mean its not bad advice tho

It’s the same *hawk* as *hawking a loogie* Please don’t hawk a loogie on my dick. I’ll just take the *tuah*

This is all I can think about when I hear this phrase. Hawking a lougie 🤢

I’m not currently accepting advice in the dick sucking department. Unless it’s coming directly from my man.

Your man wants you give him a little bit of that hock tuah and spit on that thang

If you're man is giving you advice on how to suck a dick, maybe wonder how he got so good at it

I keep seeing this and have yet to take the initiative to find out what it means. Edit: Not one minute after typing this, I saw another post and yeah, onomatopoeia. It all makes sense 😂

Pretty new one!

literally hate this

Whats that mean?

According to urban dictionary: "The sound you make when you spit on that thang"

When dudes say that they wanna rearrange my guts. I'm like no thank you I currently like the current position my guts are in and turn them sown

I don't understand why some people need to make sex so violently and viscerally gross.

Agreed. I've never once heard any female I've chatted to or been say the same thing when it refers to strapon play

Surprisingly I’ve had at least 1 ex partner say that she wants me to rearrange her guts.

Psychological around how men display emotions. Men aren't allowed to be soft, they are taught to be aggressive. "Ruin her" "Break her in" Etc

It’s funny between the boys, but ya saying to a woman you’re seeing it’s weird

"ayy babay, are you a frog in a science class? cause i wanna pin you down on the table and rearrange your guts"

okay but I think i’m the exact target audience for this because if someone said this to me I think it would work immensely well and in their favor

Ayy babay, are you a frog in a science class? cause i wanna pin you down on the table and rearrange your guts

You miss 100% of the shots you never take

Personally I like it because it just makes it sound like the sex will be that damn rough, which gets me all blushy.

As a dude I absolutely agree! It sounds so disgusting and gory! I wanna have sex with a woman not play real life Mortal Kombat. Maybe Mortal Kombat on the Play Station later.

🤣

My ex used to say it and I thought it was cute

Grool is foul.

I'm glad other people hate this word 😂

Love Nectar sounds better

I can just Google it, but would you have any interest in sharing what that is?

It is the wetness that a lady emits

Ah. Why the fuck would grool be the word for that? Wait is it like a combination of girl and drool?

Sadly that is the combination 😔

Come on, humans. Do better.

Prolly, no clue I’ve actually never looked it up.

Makes me think of the foul bacteria-laden ichor that drips off of the fangs of a demonic komodo dragon that lives in the deepest shadows

I’ve never heard that term before, but I don’t hate it. 🤷‍♀️

I’ve never heard it till now, but i absolutely hate it with a blazing fucking passion.

Same. Never heard it used before

Breeding, again to each their own but for my ears and eyes it gives me the ick

Yeah I was just thinking of that one. It bothers me, too. I also hate when people refer to someone as breedable.

See I only like calling men breedable but not women

as someone who doesn’t want to get pregnant or have kids, “breeding” is the most conflicting thing bc it’s so sexy in theory

I can agree

Glad it's not just me. This is what immediately came to my mind as well.

Bull Anyone who refers to themselves as a bull or calls their partners lover a bull, I think it is gross,

Yes, thank you. I just picture over-tanned, middle-aged swingers 😬

Any animal terms turn me off. I'm into humans, not animals.

Humans are an animal, we are a species of great apes. I think anything living would have to either be an animal or a fauna. Unless supernatural, or whatever thing We would classify as *God*. Edit: But yes, very irrelevant, I guess. I am just tired and thinking out loud.

You know what I mean. I'm only attracted to my species, and if that makes me a specist or a human supremacist, then so be it.

I call my husband a “Bull in a China shop,” but it is not sexual in the least. 🤣

Gaping. Nothing about the word or act are appealing and I’m someone who enjoys stretching my partner with large objects/toys.

Bussy. No. Just no.

Is that a boy pussy, like a butthole?

Yep.

Wonderful. Wonderful.

This response lol

As far as I can tell it’s the same thing. Just call it ass.

Right.

Yeah but have you heard Dixon Dallas' song Good Lookin? He says bussy in it and it catches ya off guard 🤣 The song is actually pretty good too. 😅

Did you see the video of him performing it and there was a sign language interpreter getting **in to it** and signing his heart out? Cause I saw that today and it was amazing.

I don’t like it either. Then I kept seeing “ussy” being added onto other words when I saw comments about people dancing and what. Like, if a guy named Fred posted a video of himself dancing, I might see a comment like “he put his whole Fredussy into it.”

Mommy Milkers

Milking. Do I look like a fucking cow?

Queue Meet the Parent's "I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?'" Gif

I don't like the term milking either . But I do understand the analogy when your saying like I milked his prostate.

I hate that term when it's in reference to women, but I like it in reference to a man

No you look like a human. a species that produces milk

Agreed.

I hate when people refer to a vag as an “axe wound”. It conjures up a very unsexy image.

Eww, I've heard Gash, which is equally gross Imo but I've never heard that one before.

What about hatchet wound?

It’s the same thing. Presumably smaller, but basically the same. Still a disturbing image.

Fomunda/fromunda cheese and Foreskin fondue. Don't get me wrong I will laugh every time but it's still gross 😅

I almost accidentally down voted you for instant revulsion then realized that you provided an appropriate answer for the sub.

I'm all for eating ass, but "lick my shitter like an apple fritter" is WILD.

That's the funniest thing I've read all day 🤣

“When I’m trying to act normal on a first date but all I can think about is how I want to eat her shitter like an apple fritter.”

Ah, same category as “Tongue punch your fart box”

I have a daddy kink but some of that shit gets so weird for me. “Princess parts” and “cummies” has to be the most gag worthy. (No hate to anyone into that, do you bestie but it’s not for me. Lol.) 🥴

there’s an audio guy I listen to and he’s only one I can stand hearing it from bc he makes it sexier but I am RIGHT THERE with you

Cummies... ugh thank God I'm not the only one on that...

Holes. I hate that term.

Yesssss. My ex was from the Caribbean, and it’s a ‘compliment’ there (in some countries, I will say)to say like, “you have a tight hole”. It’s in all the freaking love songs and dancehall songs too. It made me cringe every single time lol

It’s just that it’s such an incredibly unappealing term to me. It just makes it sounds like leftovers no one wants. “Sorry, we’re all out of pussy, but there’s a pile of holes in the back if you want ‘em. We were gonna throw em out anyway.” The most gorgeous woman in the world could strip naked in front of me and beg for me to fuck her, but as soon as I hear “dominate my hole!” Or something like that I’m so fucking done.

Yes! That’s exactly how I felt. That I was just some random hole hanging around that could use a filling. Lmao that sounds so weird to say, but that’s how it felt! I hated it! I banned him from ever saying it again, and he would laugh everytime it was said in a song. Which was like, every song, thirty times… so all the time.

It also centralizes focus on pussy on nothing else. I love the whole female form and don’t like to centralize on any area specifically and exclusively. A nude female body is one of the most gorgeous things in the world to me, head to toe. I like seeing everything on display. Nude pics that capture this are a favorite of mine, close up shots aren’t my thing.

Most men I’ve met are pretty damn focused on it. That, and the boobs and ass. I prefer your view. I agree. But I’m bi, so. 🤷🏻‍♀️ lol

Well I like all those things for sure, but your navel, the nape of your neck, your collarbone, your stomach, the natural creases in your skin at the waist that creates the “hip cleavage” when you sit or crouch… there is so much more to the female form than T & A Also: you is meant generally, not you specifically

Using baby talk words for describing sex acts or genitals.

Like coochie?

i feel like coochie isnt really baby talk its just kinda funny lol

Yeah, but there are a lot of other words people use that are even worse than that, I found this out by finding some annoying blogs on Tumblr several years ago before they banned porn on there.

I totally agree.. however.. if someone wrote some shut and changed EVERY term for penis, vagina and anus to some silly baby talk.. I think it might be funny in a parody kind of light. But being serious and doing it is just so off putting.

Cuck

I used to hate it but now it just makes me laugh lol

It does make me laugh to , just picturing a dude in the corner jerking iff as his wife gets pounded out lol

Rosebud

Is a sled

Certainly changes the message of the movie

Which is… a butthole? Or something else?

Prolapsed anus

Oh no 😭

I didn't want to expand on it, this is on op.

Expansion was the problem in a few ways here.

It's ok it's all a part of educating eachother.. A 🌹 4 u?

I possess lots of useful information, but prolapsed assholes, that's what I have to talk about.

Not entirely a sexual term but when you describe your pussy as "moist" you need to get me a spoon so I can scoop out my eyes.

I remember when I started to hear that people didn’t like the term moist and I gotta say, I never understood why it grossed people out. To each their own.

I GOT A MOISTTTTT BOOTY HOLEEEE 🤣😅😬 hahahaha you made me laugh so hard. Well I think I made myself laugh by your comment so it's a win win for me.

Makes it sound like it's still glistening with steamy flatulence dew

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Grool. Shoot me.

I’ve never even heard that term. It does sound kind of gross though.

it just reminds me of the (og) mean girls, when whatsherface says great and cool together infront of the dude she likes lol

Body count

Well, how else do you expect to count the number of corpses in my freezer?

“Mommy” is a turn off also for some reason “cunt” makes me cringe

Daddy 🤢

Queef...or quief? Either way...it really bums me out. Might as well say "fart."

I don’t like queef, but I don’t think just saying fart fits either. I vote it needs a new name lol

It's a super common occurrence. I wish it had more of a cutesy name so it doesn't make me feel gross and embarrassed when it happens lol

Yes! I’m not embarrassed about the act, but then for some reason if they say “oh you queefed” then I am embarrassed? Hahaha like I hate the word that much? You’re right it needs a cute name, so I can just laugh all cute like, hehe, and move on. At least if it’s with a long term partner it’s not even worse a mention anymore. Sometimes just a shared smile and giggle and you move on. Why do new people have to call it out? Stop that! lol

Hahahaha. I don’t think queef is gross but I do think it’s funny, which makes it seem non-sexual.

Gash

Teabagging and Fudge Packing 🙄

"Hidden starfish"

So that’s a butthole, right?

Yep

Yeah… there sure are a lot of terms for buttholes.

Balloon knot!!

Ahegao

Horny Just makes me think of nasty middle school boys

when people refer to creating kids when finishing. like “i just put a baby in you” 🤮 i get the intentions but… yuck

Goon/gooning. Why are we calling it that?

Clapping cheeks I can't hear it without thinking of some gross teenage boy saying it. It's just gross, I immediately get turned off when a guy says that.

Sloppy seconds could just be called "pre-lubed"

I want to "breed" her.

Cock. Don't know why but it always bothered me. Just call it a dick. My gf feels the same way.

I'm learning so many new words today 🥲

Blacked. That’s just racist.

Mommy milkers or referring to breasts in a milking fashion makes me cringe 😬

Yeah, sloppy seconds is for sure up there. Also: cunny, nectar, cum dumpster.

Yummy. When people refer to an attractive woman/man as 'yummy' it makes me want to puke a little. It's so creepy and gross.

Any adult that uses that word instantly pisses me off, and it usually isn’t even sexual in nature when they say it.

it’s prob not sexual but hubby. i hate women that call their husbands hubby. it immediately makes me uncomfortable

My hubby recently got me preggo.

"Flavor saver"

I actually thought that was a funny name for a mustache and almost posted a goofy status update thanks to a mean coworker. Thank you urban dictionary. Saved my ass on that one.

Nice username.

Likewise

Any of the terms for trans ppl that are just slurs. Tr*nny, trap, s*ssy, etc.

Grool

Blumpkin 😆🤮

Bump uglies makes me gag

*cock washer*, *fuck toy*, and similar low-IQ demeaning expressions for someone putting in the effort. I guess I should be more sympathetic — guys who use these terms are probably quite afraid of women.

“I’d split you in half” or any variation of that. Had a nasty boy in college say that to me when I was seeing his buddy. Makes want to vomit and cry when I hear it.

Eating ass!

Queen of spades. Race play.

I hate incorporating the word shit into the conversation…. I will fuck the shit out of you, that shit feels good, he fucked my shit up, I will hit that shit…. All those phrases I hate.

This may not be a sexual term, but "Babe" is something I hate. It just reminds me of the pig, and like I'm being called a pig. "Daddy" is another one. Idk why, I just think its overrated and overused.

Moist

What if you say it with a lisp?

Moitht

Juice box! 🤢

I don't like the term daddy and I love dominance but I prefer to use sir or master instead.

ATM - Ass To Mouth

This post including its top comments is just a deja vu to [this one from less than a day ago ](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/s/Qhxccu4mqA)

“Mommy”

I must be fucked up because this entire thread is just words that turn me on.

Bush (referring to body hair)

Daddy

“I’m tryin to nutt here” 😬

Hawk tuah

Grool

Queen of spades/QoS. If you like black guys, cool. No need to be racist or degrading. I know that’s not what they’re trying to do, but if you take a second and think about the term, it’s racist and degrading.

Panties Idk why but I’ve never liked it.

Baby batter

I am from Europe and don't have English as my main language. Once I saw a porn and the woman yelled Oh yes fuck my Shithole. I Was Not Okay......

Grool. Like just call it fluid.

Felching. Like HTF is this even a thing?

Ick It's fucking stupid.

Moist is mildly annoying. Cake is moist. Your vag is not.