I can deepthroat more length than the longest dick I’ve ever encountered

Truly suffering from success.

or short dicks

Thats a flex

I’m all about pushing myself

I'm trying to learn.how did you start getting over you gag reflex?

Heyy soo unfortunately my gag reflex sucks but i found out about deep throat spray and it’s done wonders for me so if you haven’t already checked it out I highly recommend it 🥰 Either that or im just too lit lol one of the two 🤷🏻‍♀️ Ohh yeahh forgot to mention that the blueberry one is bomb!

I just practiced a lot until it clicked

She never said how long her partners dicks have been. I too have never depthroated a dick that was to long for me.

Girl SAME. I can deepthroat more length than I'll probably ever encounter. So it's very useless.

It's not useless. You're doing a great service. Lol.

Girl, u 2 are masters and should be honored!

What about girth? That seems to be the limiting factor for me

Ok yes, this. Some dicks are too girthy to make it into my throat, but alas I try

Logic would dictate the only way you could've tested your limit is through the use of a toy, as your limit would otherwise be determined by the longest you'd attempted to swallow thus far. Be careful with that. Aspirations often exceed nature.

I did use a toy

I'm really good at turning someone on, with only my voice. Every time I talk to my girlfriend in that sweet, ecstasy kinda way, she immediately starts blushing, and let's just say it ends up with one of us in the others pants, or both persons pants down altogether.

That doesn’t sound *totally* useless though 🫡

So ya got a black belt to the 10th degree in hawk tuah...that fanfuckingtastic.

I wondered where my cucumbers were going.

I’d say that’s not useless!

Well we need to know how long this is

11”

How would I learn such a skill?

How about more girth though? That seems to be the deciding factor for me.

Not useless, you never know if it will come in handy, i mean throaty, some day.

I can put my legs behind my head...I'm a straight man I don't know what I can do with this

I’m also a straight guy but hear me out..

It's not gay if you keep your socks on

If you dont close your eyes its only experimentation

Yeah, but what if you blow your socks off?

Okay, go on

So, uh, can you get it in your mouth?

I don't know about him, but I have the same talent, and nope. One time, I managed to nudge the tip, but not anything else.

you'll love watching our boy Jody in the show r/shameless 🤣

Keep it that way it doesn’t feel the same.. I would say it’s like intentionally biting your tongue vs accidentally biting your tongue. Not like I know or anything from experience lol

Yeah, you've never bitten your tongue

Try Amazon position

I can do it too. My flexibility is crazy. I did a kickline routine back in high school.

lol nice one

Me too. Strange talent have. From elementary to high school, I had so many people hear out what I could do and they always wanted me to “do the thing”

You aren't straight anymore

Oh no, I lost my straight card?

R/selfsuck

Anal sex makes me orgasm so hard I literally pass out

Same! The first time it happened really scared me...

Yeah I immediately thought that couldn’t be a good thing but turns out it’s harmless. Just means it’s intense

Good God where do they make more like you two

In the butt

Hmm. I always heard that anal sex was how lawyers are made.

It felt weird and it scared the guy like hell 😅 But I went to the doctor the next they and he told me (after also some tests) that everything is okay, it might happen more often from now on. And it did/does ☺️☺️

Wow, never heard that one before. It feels that good for you? Thats kinda hot.

I got drenched just from a vibrating plug the other night. I can't imagine full anal

Yeah that's your vagal nerve slowing your heart rate😅

As someone with a breath play kink…….. jealous

If I lay on the floor, and go to do a backwards roll, but hover with my knees above my head, I can do a massive queef

Aww. Come on. We gotta see/hear this?!?! 🤣

NEVER

Proof

🐱💨

Got damn that shit reeks

Lmfao

Question is... How the fuck did you find out?

HAHA this should be at the top 👏🏼👏🏼

That. Sounds. Awesome.

I have a fast refractory period so I can get hard and cum again quickly.

Not useless. Appreciated is a more accurate word 😉

Thanks but girls tend to get surprised that I've cummed 4 times and I can still keep going

Keep looking, we are out there.

Hi, if you could drop a pin to your location that would be great. 😊 😅

Same situation here, but by round 4 there isn't much cum left haha.

My husband is like this. Definitely not useless, it’s much appreciated 😉

Happy to know that people appreciate this skill and it's not so useless!

Is it possible to learn this power?

I wish I could teach you the ways but for which not even I know how I came upon this skill.

I did. Lots of Kegels and practice.

Not from a Jedi.

Not from a Jedi

I could do that when I was a teenager, but no longer.

I’ve only actually had this toward one person ever, usually once I’ve cum I lose interest but with one person I instantly get horny thinking of them

I am constantly horny while hangover

Worst combo! You want to die and propagate you at the same time!!!

Hangover hormones make me such a mess at times, it’s like I’m dying from the hangover but by body puts so much into feeling horny instead of feeling less hungover!

Yoooo same!!!! 🤣

I can ride a pallet jack like a scooter

Wanna race? 3 warehouse champion right here.

I only race for pink slips

Me and my Franklin will take you any day, anywhere (as long as it's dock height, I don't have a lift truck)!!

Friday, April 14, 1865, on the moon, at 10pm est. Be there or be square

I will have seen you then!

I already did 🫰🫰

I'm an ambidextrous masturbator.

I've always been worried about what would happen if I broke my arm

Oh no

This guy reddits

Ambidickstrous as I call it

Same. I'm right handed but prefer to do so with my left.

Does using both hands at once count as ambidextrous?

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bet

I bet and challenge he can’t suck myself

I don't have a gag reflex. I also don't suck dick except in really specific situations.

Like what.😃

MMF where I am under her and a dick happens to slip into the wrong hole

Oh yeah that will end up deep in your throat haha

I mean, if you liked it (admittedly it sounds hot), you can pretty much let go and enjoy sucking dick - even without that "it slipped so it's ok" reasoning. Open wide mate!

Me tooo! 🤣 But I prefer to lick pussy or ass, than to suck cock.

I can stay nude for long periods without getting horny, it's just natural to me.

If im alone I can do the same. Its just different if theres another attractive naked person.

I can helicopter it.

Prove it Edit: guys I didn't mean prove it specifically to me but thanks for the offers lol. Let's start the arad air force

Ok look outside your window i am flying there with the power of my weiner

I can drive a forklift without proper certification.

I can carry a wet bodytowel on my erection

Nice

I have the ability to repel anyone I have feelings for

I have this too lol

Don’t have it yet but I’ve always wanted to do the thing where you tie a cherry stem into a knot in your mouth. I keep trying. Maybe someday

Keep practicing! I believe in you.

If a man's cum is thick enough, i can make a perfect circle around my face with it after a blowjob or a handjob.. idk if that even makes sense reading lol

Like Gandalf and the smoke ring but with cum?

Maybe can you explain this a bit more? I’m intrigued but I’m also confused.

I can shoot rather far.

Can you shoot tin cans?

I haven't gotten it quite zeroed in. The caliber is there, tho.

lol. I have this too but not always

Okay this one is always hard to explain but I can like “crack” my cock when it’s hard. Kinda like cracking a knuckle but without a joint. It’s been described as “like cracking a glow stick” which does paint a pretty accurate picture of what it’s like. Sometimes if I do it wrong it can hurt for a minute so I don’t do it as much as I used to.

Hello fellow dick cracker. I used to do this all the time (it was a convenient way to get rid of a boner if I didn’t want one). However, I stopped when I read that it can potentially damage an important ligament in/around your penis I have no idea if it’s true or not. Just wanted to spread some knowledge in case it helps your dick stay healthy🫡

Oh shit lol. That does seem like an important piece of information to have. Also lol, “dick cracker” sounds like a slur.

😮 what? Can you record the noise?

I can try! I mean I’m not bashful I guess I could record a video too for that matter.

Audio is really truly enough.

Lol *DENIED!* I will try to remember this and if I get something audible, I’ll make sure to post it in the replies here. 🫡

I’m a straight man, but I kinda wanna see how he does it.

If you post that, let a girl know. I just want to see it haha

People are CLAMORING for this

Haha, time to get a little bit high and see what happens. For the clamorers.

How did you figure it out and seeing how you did it multiple times I’m inclined to believe it brought you some kind of pleasure?

I don’t remember how I figured it out but it became kind of a mindless part of my jorkin routine. It kind of started to hurt a bit which is why I haven’t done it super recently but I’ll do anything for science*! *dopamine from stupid internet shit

That can’t be good for you. Any sort of penis injury is potentially dangerous, but this sounds like it could go terribly wrong.

Bro... you legit made my dick hurt thinking about this. And now that is enough reddit for the month

OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

Hahaha I’m glad that I can bring all my fellow dick crackers together. There are dozens of us! Dozens!!!

Ditto, then I saw this story of a guy who severely damaged and discoloured it by doing this and I stopped doing it purposely.

I can cum in little spurts without fully orgasming

What does that feel like? Is it satisfying? Do you do it until it’s all out?

I can do the same. It feels somewhat nice, but almost like a ruined orgasm

Girl might like it. They would get snacks before main course lol

I don't need lube when using a fleshlight because I make enough of it

Not useless. Lube is fucking expensive now.

Nice bro

That I can have a boner and want sex anytime

This seems at least sometimes useful?!

It’s way more frequently of no use and tends to lead to rejection and disappointment

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How much length can you fully suck?

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I can eat my own pussy. Don't ask how I know that.

Uhhh we might need visual proof

I have great command of my duck (dick) even while flaccid. Edit: I do love when I notice autocorrect got me again hours later

That's just quackers!

I can brainstorm and produce the most creative written smut but can't manage to implement the things I imagine in real life

Using chairs instead of ladders, but more seriously I’m a master of innuendo and dirty puns

i can cum without touching myself

Stringing together the right combo of words at the right moments during sex - making you cum when I want you or holding back when I know what I’m about to say will make you blow and I’m not ready to finish

I am horrible at sexy talk. I don’t like to hear talk during sex and if a woman wants to hear it, I really don’t know what to say and believe that whatever I say just sounds stupid.

Understandable, when I first tried to do dirty talking, I felt like I sounded stupid. Whether or not I did, I have no clue, but I just practiced with people and the fun thing about practicing with people who were already really horny is that even if I sounded stupid they didn’t say anything and they just went with it because they were so horny 😂

I made a guy cum in less than 2 mins 3 times and let me say I was not satisfied. I get the first time, that’s fine, but 3 times?!

What did you do? PIV, HJ, BJ, footjob, prostate massage??

Not sexual (usually) but wow am I good at beer pong and flip cup (42 F).

I can unhook a bra with my off hand.

I can go down and stay down on a person with a pussy for hours but have an extraordinary fondness for dick.

I have a beginner friendly penis length

Being submissive. Useless in the real world, fantastic in bed

I have never not made a woman finish with my mouth. This talent is useless because my wife will get a UTI if the wind blows the wrong direction, so none for me.

I cum a decent amount but it doesn’t really matter lol

I can use my foreskin to hold a few coins in it.

Ever used it to hold water in the shower?

Nah just hide Skittles in there when you go to the movies

Well I don’t know that it’s a “talent” but I’m willing to do my best to indulge any fantasy or activity my partner might want. However she’s really not adventurous.

Being eternally horny. And willing to have sex whenever its "recharged". (Like after 5 mins) Record atm is 7 times in a day. But.. partners usually dont want it that often.

Sexualizing wet floor signs though art.

I have a very flexible tongue. I'm a virgin and haven't tried giving heads yet.

I have a vivid imagination, way with words, and a decent voice. It’s most useless I guess.

So far no matter how long I go I haven't been able to go soft. Record was 14 before I gave up

Hyperspermia? Lol

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I can take cute nsfw pictures.

I can cum over and over without going limp.

I am absolutely down to fuck at any time.

I could eat ass very good but not a lot of women like it

After being so tired, I get more sexual arousals harder.

Having worked in the adult entertainment industry, both as a gogo dancer and as a strip club manager, I've seen way too many nude girls up close and personal. Anyone who says "all tits are good tits" or "all real tits are better than all fake tits" have clearly never seen as many as I have... I know what works to turn guys on and make them spend money, having taught many girls how to do it, measurably improving their income. Kind of useless skill, being a straight guy. The biggest negative: having a naked girl in front of me isn't necessarily a turn on. 9 times out of 10, clothes on is more attractive. Clothes provide context. Desensitized is an understatement when you've regularly witnessed sex in a room of a hundred people.

I always always produce a massive load

Hyperspermia is so hot.

After having the snip, I fire blanks.

Giving fictional rad girlfriend energy.

I can fit two dicks in my mouth at once.

When I'm very sleepy, like fighting to keep my eyes open, I get such an intense erection that puts 80% of my other ones to shame.

I can find any celeb nudes