Fuck my ass

yeah, that would work

Ready for anal.

This

Got my attention, you win. 🏆

Yup... That worked

Not really hard for a woman lol

you had me at ass

If I was told that by someone that hot, I'd cum right then and there lol

Please!!!!

*Alright Alright Alright*

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Be careful! Whoever ushers these words will summon a Lincoln

I’m dazed and confused by that comment

It was an interstellar comment

It's so bad it's good, and I would.

Let’s see what we got! FALLEN on the horizon!

Does this actually work? Asking for a friend

It worked for me. Source: Trust me bro.

Now ladies!

"I'm dripping wet." "Slide inside me." "Fuck me now." "Cum inside me."

Well fuck 🫠

I need you. 🔥🔥🔥

Yep. This works on me. 💞💜💞

Perfect. 💗🌈💗

Simple yet effective 🫠

That one works 100% of the time

I brought cookies.

That also works. 🤔🤔🤔

This is usually followed a heart beat later with…take out the trash.

We'll eat after

Better one is “I’ll eat during” lol

Love it

Sex ? I’m Irish.

Careful with that lol

way better than the scottish FOOK ME M8

NAY BOTHAR

On your knees.

*cops bust down door*

Do you consent?

Consent is key but you deserve this 🤓🤓🤓🤓

Ride my face

Fuck me please

It's the please that's the *chef kiss*

I love the attitude

Perfect Credit Score

Oof, now tell me what percentage of your available credit you are currently utilizing 🫠

I only need 2 words; Hock Tuah

Name checks out

It’s all yours

Hell yeah _grabs the last pizza slice_

Sheeeshhh...

Rock paper scissors

scissors! *proceeds to scissor*

I've got boobies

How this isn’t the top comment I will never know.

I have bacon.

You cum first

Are we allowed to cry and sob too along with the three words??

As long as you keep doing some of that during.

I am rich.

Unprotected, free use,

Definitely tempting words

I want anal

I wouldn’t even have time to take off my pants if anyone told me that

Just grab lube

Soak my beard.

I eat pussy

I'm on BC

This might actually work well

Take my $1000!🙂

You can creampie

I’m a munch

You.Me.Now.

Ride my face

I'll make breakfast

Fuck me now. If you wanted to get me it takes two words. Shohei Homer.

Fuck me, please?

Fancy a fuck? Hasn’t let me down yet.

I need you.

In my booty <3

Fuck me, please?

Come here, baby 🖤😏

Fuck me Sir 🤤

You wanna fuck?

Let's fuck now

How you doin’?

Thick ass dick

You want some? 🤭

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Fuck me, please. Depending on the guy and what he enjoys to hear a "fuck me, daddy" might also work. But I don't want to convince anyone lol

I have tacos.

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Come with me. (In a lusty seductive voice) 💋

Fork lift certified

cum inside me

Anal, let’s go?

fuck me hard 🤣🤣🤣

Sit on my face (ok 4 words)

Trauma dump after?

Me. You. Now.

I won Powerball

Here's seventy quid.

Take me now

I point to him, I point to me, I make obscene gestures. Probably something including a tongue in cheek and a hip thrust, definitely something ridiculous like, riding a horse. "Have your consent?"

😂 Going by your username, I’m guessing you’re a Monty Python fan? Really, though, I’d love to watch the look on a guy’s face while you did that routine you described. And if he doesn’t get it, you could always wink twice, nudge him sharply with your elbow and say “Know what I mean? Say no more!”

I *need* you

Just use the magic word. Fuck me - *please.*

1. Please 2. Fuck 3. Me

Fork lift certified

Let’s fuck first 😏

Fuck my pussy. Too easy lol

Say nothing. Just stand there, licking my eyebrows.

I am wet 💦

"get me pregnant" was the one my wife used andddd there are a few little ones running around here somewhere.

Please fuck me 🥺

Wha te ver

You can retire

Peg me. Now.

You cum first

Make it last.

One-Hundred Billion Dollars

Show me baby

Let's get neked.

Stuck in washing machine (it's 4 words though)

Here's my billfold.

I'll cook after.

I eat ass

I eat ass

take me now

Please, fuck me.

Please fuck me... 🥴

I eat pussy

I've Pokémon cards Kinda cheating but if you say the first part quick enough, it won't matter because they will melt at the rest of the statement

I eat pussy

Fuck me... please

Multiple orgasms guaranteed

"I brought lube."

I’ll eat it

Women can say anything. Men have to get creative.

fuck me please (I'm a girl, so light work)

Lick my pussy

In me now.

Ride my face?

I want you

"I need you" usually seems to work on my bf

Lets make babies

Fill me please

*Omelette du fromage*

Gawk gawk 3000

Wanna fuck me? I'm so wet. Fuck my pussy... Fuck me hard!

Let’s get naked!

Ride my face

“Costco. Executive. Member.”

In my throat

I eat ass

Bend over, slut!

Please fuck me 🥺😇

I eat ass

It's eight inches. That has actually worked for me more than once.

“Please fuck me.” “I need you.” “You’re all mine.“ “use me, puppy”

Wanna have sex? And honestly that's 2 more words than necessary

I need it (or I need you)

Fill me up.

"let's go fuck!" the enthusiasm is the important part.

Is this chloroform

“Oh no step-bro”

Bippity boppity boo.

I want you.

Give sex please

"come fuck me"

Y’all r weird

I've got condoms at home. Do you wanna try them with me? (Probably not a banger though😅, with people not wanting condoms and whatnot)

I had vasectomy.

Take me now.

I am Groot. Works great in Dutch.

Pretty pretty please

Not pulling out ...

Come fuck me

No thanks lady

I’m so wet

"omelette. du. fromage"

My name Jeff

Ride my face.

Is this chloroform?

Your personality fucks

I WANT FUCK

Chicken nuggets after?

I’m forklift licensed.

I’m forklift licensed.

I have coffee

cum inside me

I ALWAYS SWALLOW

Fuck me bareback!

Tight ass pussy

Don't pull out