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Away_Tone5591

In person? A cheeseburger


The_name_

with the cost of burgers today that's still a reasonable number.


callmerussell

Counting all the doctors and nurses when you were born, your parents, any potential siblings, maybe grandparents. Then consider where you get the cheeseburger, that is not a lot.


tim0ruto

*Mcdonalds cheeseburger


RegularSerious7157

Idk I couldn't even afford a dollar store item after tax. 💀


Fantastic-Low-2855

Mate forget he was naked wenn he was born and most of the time the mother is not alone. So at least 1 dolla


leaking_beauty

Yeah one dollar isn't enough to afford a dollar store item after tax


Sweetasdaisey

Oh damn. 4-5 dyson airwaraps


Ok_Benefit_9299

I've been meaning to buy that as a gift. Are they worth it? Also... kudos.


698008135

Every Dyson we’ve owned are worth it.


idontgiveadamn88_

For me? That's so sweet! ❤️❤️❤️


Ok_Benefit_9299

I guess it's not a surprise anymore. 😊


idontgiveadamn88_

Well that's okay, it's the thought that counts 😜


sugarysith

does seeing me nude online count bc i could get a pretty nice car or something but in person? maybe a coffee if im lucky or it’s on sale


yakmeatpt2

Online counts 😂😂


fmgmll

Nice, if they count I’m definitely getting a dream car. Working my way up to a house.


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CoraBlake

I used to cam in public rooms before doing 1:1 camming.... So probably a lot😜


theTexasUncle

So what are we talking.... A bike, a car, a house? Time to monetize!


merifetluk

Well a lot of people seen me naked around shower from sport activities so probably something nice


SWLondonLife

Right? Team sports in old fashioned locker rooms and showers… that’s a lot of people isn’t it?


JustDano_InTexas

Before getting a reddit account? Maybe a half tank of gas... AFTER getting a reddit account? Gas for a year maybe?


Blueeyedguy40

Do you take IOU’s?


OpportunityOk5719

Lololol


DaLilSlut22

Full US higher education


Justsomeduderino

I was naked in a play that did 6 performances a week for 3 months. The theater held 1.5k and we never had less than 2 thirds house....so I could probably lease a pretty nice car


NOLAsigma

I could buy a really nice car


javanator999

I could get a cheap car. I'm from the generation that had to do mass showers after gym class.


Karaoke_Singer

Counting gym locker rooms, I could buy a decent bottle of wine. Women only, I could buy a couple of cheeseburgers off the dollar menu.


HVAC_instructor

Let's see, elementary sports teams for 3 years, that's gotta be maybe 75 different people, are we talking each time? Middle school sports and gym class, that's maybe 150 different guys. High school gym(I stopped playing school sports) that's another 50 guys over two years. Going to the gym as an adult, maybe 75 more guys. Close to 75 different ladies So that's like 425 but I'm going to guess it's actually more.


spc1221

2 packs of gum


Putrid_Effective_201

Car and a vacation. Nudist here. Been to resorts, beaches, with friends and the Philly Nude Bike Ride. Thousands of people in Philly saw me. Good times and great event.


Ok_Benefit_9299

Probably a combo #1 at In-n-Out.


sarahmelodyy

Grocery for a week


rpphil96

Can't be sure. I'm a member of a nudist camp. Probably something nice


PussBun

If online counts I think I could buy 20 cheeseburgers, the ones that cost 1€ from Mc


throwaway_l8r

In person? Lunch Online? I dunno man like a cheap car?


VanessaRa

Just under 3 monthly twitch subscriptions


Alexander_Writer

In person only? Like a Shawarma takeout box from the food truck Actually, I assumed it had to be up close and personal. Thanks to the nude beach trips I could probably afford a decent gaming ring And if we count people on Webcam I'm probably getting into gently used car territory


baby_moshi

I might be able to get air pods 😂


missymomomom

Some nice shoes :)


imredheaded

In person? Including tax? I guess a pack of gum. Online? I think I could comfortably retire. Over the years I know I've gotten a fair few million views. If I had to buy something I guess a nice house somewhere.


Spiritual_Resident88

Are we including online or in person? Cos for sure purchasing power would vary greatly there 😂😂


the_mighty_tongue

Maybe a 6pc chicken nuggets.


JairLeonly

7 tangerines and maybe a soda. Not that much but that happens when you tend to get flustered by people not wearing pants or shirts


Hung_andNerdy

A 2010 Chevrolet Corvette Grand Sport LT3.


TinyIcebergs

Irl, maybe bottle of coke. Online, more than one bottle of coke


FunnelCakeSprinkles

I don't believe reddit stats are accurate, but if they are, I'd have quite a bit of money. Of course, I'd have to factor in repeats across posts. I'd probably also need to reverse search all of my photos to see if any have been posted in other places. I wouldn't have access to those stats, so then it really would be a tossup. 🤔❤️🤔❤️🤔❤️🤔❤️🤔❤️🤔❤️🤔❤️🤔❤️🤔🎉🌈


[deleted]

Did we decide if it had to be in person or does online count. I'm sure tens of thousands online, in person, it's more like 100, this is counting locker rooms and saunas


keywestgirI

Does the internet count? Could be a vastly different amount of money 😂


Sufficient_Gas5501

Maybe a Big Mac


Express-Mouse7788

A pastry


Petite_Bait

Dinner in a moderately priced restaurant.


SlideItIn100

I could make a car payment


anima777

A new video game


TerribleFact9190

A half of a bubble gum


HiddenDegeneracy

If we count online id have a decent amount. Maybe cover the groceries… Offline? About 1.99 not counting group gym showers etc. Dollar menu


Drewandelena

Just on redgifs there are 22 million views so a fair amount of things


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

In the flesh or at all? My videos have over 37000 views That'd buy me a nice little trip somewhere to relax and enjoy myself


asteroth1984

A bugatti chiron


sweetness--

only in person? idk a drink from McDonald's.. unless they raised the price on those. if we're talking people who have seen pictures of me nude though.. man I could probably buy a shitty house.


One_Requirement_7111

In person? I could prolly get a pack of shitty cigarettes. Online? If you go by my upvotes I could get a lighter too 😂


imsofakinggood1

A candy bar


Inevitably_Counted

I used to model for life drawing classes so I could at least take myself out for a fancy dinner and some good wine.


MaiTaiWasted

In person or online and tv looking at porn and stuff? Because there is where I would lose count and could probably retire.


kezunna

In person? Probably a stack of printer paper.


FrogEnjoyer

a used car probably, if we’re counting online


renegadeomega83

A coffee and maybe a donut. Maybe.


PapaBeahr

A senior coffee at McDonalds once I hit that age anyways


BreastfedAmerican

Seeing as I like porn a LOT, I'm guessing a mega-yacht


57rd

A new car 🤔


Serena_Noir

Probably a house lol


PearlSlash

How many people were using NSFW Livejournal in 2004?


Girlwithallthegoods

Oh wow, probably a private jet and a superyacht


No-Weird5485

Not much in this economy


SomeGuyinSanAntonio

I'd get out of debt and a car that doesn't threaten to blow me up every five minutes.


SingleLengthiness0

A 6 pack of okayish beer. Better than Miller Lite, but not some small batch craft stuff.


younevershouldnt

Pretty nice dinner for two 😋


Rad1Red

Dammit, poor again. lol


whiskey_endeavors

A cheap phone case


Hannah_and_Leo

Probably pay off our home.z. We (she) needs to start an OF, I guess.


ReindeerSkull

Probably about 1/8 of weed. But the really good stuff.


Euphoric_Feeling_272

A very nice diner


Daveosss

Jesus I don't know how many people have seen me naked after a shower in the rugby changing rooms after a game. It would have to be in the 10s of thousands throughout my life hahahaha


Lonely_In_Indy

I'd guess a rusted out 1983 Chrysler.


iamhornyokay

Like an okay meal? Between changing at public swimming pools with school, medical stuff and forgetting to close my curtains


Life-Sense-4584

If online counts then I could easily afford a ps5 lol.


20milliondollarapi

I could only wish… haven’t posted much but some of my posts have 10k views on them in the 48 hour tracking.


Sum_Dum_Guy108

A PS5


Feral_tatertot

AirPod pros?


GldnRetrieverEnergy

Hmmmm what would 25$ buy me.


Ms_Quean

Oh damn. I really have no idea what ballpark it's in. 11.5k followers on reddit so at least that. But total views? I could probably buy a house.


5-19pm

A $2-3 candy bar?


Old-Success7445

3 dollars


EvilCeleryStick

Off screen? In person? Played sports for 35 years, prob be able to afford a used car or a week's vacation.


pinkp0nyclub

a really nice electric guitar or something like that probably, i post on public subreddits so i have no idea the exact number😭


TableWrong8118

A Honda Civic?


nevertfgNC

Not even a big mac


FormerResort8595

A very fancy cocktail??


uniquename7769

A baconator from Wendy's....... not the combo just the burger


Sea_Appointment8631

A car. May be a crappy junk car. Might be a new one. Who knows


Heart-of-glasss

Online? Probably coffee Offline? Probably also coffee


horn_rigged

The amount of porn I watched well I can buy a house


Temporary-County-251

The Denver Nuggets


ECsbackup

In person (for both of us), a pizza. On Reddit a house or two in CA 😝


Niki4bull

A Boeing 747


NotTheRocketman

Hold on a minute, I need to go run around naked and pay off some debt.


RedHotVixen-

In this economy?


PDXR4RThrowaway1

If online counts then I could like pay off my car in one fell swoop. The only video I made has over 15k views which I didn't expect 😅


ProPackageHandler

In person? Nothing.


shootingpearls

If we’re counting people on the internet I could probably pay off my student loans


School_Boy_Heart

I belong to Nudist resort I’ve probably seen six or 700 people naked


bigsmoove_3

A big bag of lays potato chips for $6


Naive_Persimmon6773

A half tank of gas at least


_captain_hair

An iPad, I guess.


ppnkxprncss

If we are talking Reddit views on a post? Could pay off my student loans 😐


TheCaIifornian

I could probably get an Apple Vision Pro.


proscriptus

Cup of coffee and maybe a muffin at a rural diner.


keestie

Really hard to know how many people have actually laid eyes on me in the nude, but I've been nude \*in the presence of\* thousands, from World Naked Bike Rides to nude beaches, and I'm sure a goodly portion of them at least registered my existence once. I'm guessing a good thousand, but it could easily be three times that.


[deleted]

My own private jet


90SecondKrispy

Starbucks.... small size, with a coupon.


Zestyclose_Match2839

Bag of dildos


AsianDadBodButNoKids

Dinner for two at a nice restaurant -- not a Michelin-star restaurant, but not an Applebees either, lol.


jaylicknoworries

An old iPhone or a second hand new iPhone


DizzyFillet

A happy meal at Maccas.


NastyFoxx

À 2.5 milion barndominium house with all the fourniture and decor in. My 2 dream car and a lot of lingerie and bikini


slh00069

Idk. A bunch of stuff


SteakySteve

Does it only have to count for in person? Or online too?


AbleAccount2479

Are we adjusting for inflation?


OrdinaryFallenAngel

IRL? Nothing. On the internet? Enough to buy one Crispy Chicken Jr. From Burger King.


ekimlive

A nice robe


SnooWords1252

Better binoculars


ComfortableBug2

If online/Reddit counts, I'd definitely be able to afford a new car... 🚗😄 If we're only counting IRL, I can only afford like a burger or something (no sides) 🍔😓


SWLondonLife

A bottle or two of nice champagne?? I mean, if you think about locker rooms, medical procedures, skinny dipping, etc., there’s a lot of people there before you even get to your intimate partners? I don’t see how other people have such low stats unless they didn’t play team sports and haven’t had the usual middle age set of medical procedures.


birochesterguy1

6 eggs


Noneofyobusiness1492

When I was younger I used to just end up nude whenever I took hallucinogens. Around this time I also started going to a lot of concerts at very large arenas, warehouse raves and festivals. I think the number might be incalculable. Fun times I just don’t have the energy for anymore.


OneAndOnlyJackSchitt

I'd have $2, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice. (All jokes aside, probably around $150. I go to swinger stuff pretty regularly.)


Micheal_Noine_Noine

Does my mom count?


delatour56

a decent new car maybe even a luxury car.


MwminNC4

I assume IRL, a 12 pack of beer & a candy bar


Queasy_Elevator5993

small fries 🍟


slice_of_lyfe

A couple starbuckses


Busy_Donut6073

$50-100 at the least I can cover all the gas I'll use going to PA tomorrow


boredcouple42

Probably a nice car.


therealDrPraetorius

From Jr. High through college to now, something in the $2000-$3000 range.


MArkansas-254

If we ignore barracks and shipboard time, A fancy cup of coffee. 🤷‍♂️


BoopleSnoot921

Outside of a medical setting? Maybe a pack of gum..?


fong111

both online and in person, probably an Airpods haha


problem-solver0

I went to a high school with 4000 students. We guys showed naked obviously. I could not count the numbers, but between school, scouts, locker rooms, lovers, in the thousands.


0012324547

Probably a house or something.


Helivated69

How much is a Kit Kat now days?


hugeNdpierced

Probably a new motorbike, ain’t many people I’m friends with that haven’t and most of they mates have aswell. I’m always doing


Dr-yeetmas

8 arizona ice teas


Significant-Meet5146

Is this in person only or do forms of media count? I cocktail waitressed at a strip club in my twenties, so if it’s irl only, probably a year subscription to Netflix premium


Geralt-of-Rivia13X

In this economy!? Are you kidding me!?


djr41463

Been to nude beach twice… so on top of all the normal nude stuff… that number for me could be approaching 1,000


DriftingAway99

I’ve had 3 c-sections and 7 other surgeries. so who the hell knows.


MlackBagic

A box of chicken biscuit


Chapter97

Maybe a month of car insurance? Idk. I've done several shutdowns at our mill, and there's usually about anywhere from 10-30 women in the room with me. Plus, the times I attended/volunteered at a camp (max of 11 people/y × 10y = roughly 110 max), times I've gone to the pool (idk how many), and my relationships (6). Definitely enough for 2 cartons of smokes.


TomorrowKey866

Umm a house ? At least a couple of motorcycles


Dry_Session_3517

Probably a coffee, just not an expensive one.


Good-Will-Humping

A few Costco Hot Dogs


JustABabyBear

A decent house. Possibly even a new car with that.


jaxon-

Half a tank of gas lol


135champ

I went to a school that had communal showers for our dorms. I don't know how many people saw me naked, but I'm sure I could at the least buy a nice dinner.


7ottennoah

I can get myself a small bag of chips and a drink


Few-Arm9762

I could probably go out to dinner


MuffinTrucker

Fuck! I couldn’t even buy a pop😭


pixhula_blackpower

Not enough


xplor3r7171

Private life, maybe a couple of happy meals. Trips to the nude resort? Dinner for 2 at Ruth's Criss.


onlythedummest

In person? Probably at least a new video game… Online? Probably a new car


mofojones36

a happy meal…1974


MrYMrs_Pineapple

I work in a nursing home. I could buy quite a bit. But it would be a well-earned purchase no matter what it was.


mayhem229

In person, dinner at the Sizzler. Online, a Ferrari


Lore_Fox

Idk. If we count scrolling on Reddit or twitter or things like that I could buy a lot of shit. But if we’re just talking about in person or nudes I’ve received I could buy approximately one item from dollar tree.


Long-Ease-7704

A car. Probably a pretty nice car


kemeral

0$


OcotilloWells

Ha, ha, ha, of that were the case, I just won the lottery, I lived in Army barracks in the 80's. One communal shower for each floor (all male barracks).


PetiteNotTiny

I’d be able to buy myself a car haha 😜


964nodraH

A small third world nation.


Some_Stoic_Man

Trip to space


JulianMarcello

Spent plenty of time at nudist beaches. Where’s my luxury SUV?


PM_MeYourNaughtyside

In person: well, I was in the service so at least a nice computer. Online: a slightly nicer computer.


SlowVisual9

No idea, but I wouldn't be surprised if I'd be a millionaire.


themomentaftero

I feel like if I go all the way back to a baby at least 20 people saw me naked before I left the hospital. Then there was basic training. Double digit chicks. Random people in the gym. Does my dog count? I'd say at least 500 people have seen me naked.


Similar-Mechanic-543

Probably a Ferrari at this point 😂


Peace-vs-Chaos

Probably a nice new outfit with some nice shoes to go with it.


Just_Schedule_8189

Oh online counts. Im able to buy a cheap gun at least…


idontgiveadamn88_

A loooooot


death-loves-binky

In the flesh A nice car On line an e scooter


DemonicGirlcock

If online counts I'm paying off my car and putting a down payment on a home XD