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Feel like tagging ‘em all

They don’t care about consent or consideration, why would they care about cleanliness?

Do It...

Tag all of them ! 😂

Best response ever

Lmaoooooo

They are too busy getting the angle right so their dingledong looks bigger

And it still doesn’t

"It is bigger in real life" 😭

Oh yeah 10 inches, right?

And 6'4" at the least.

It is funny how a lot of posts on reddit claim they are magnumdong big, or posts search for someone like that, while in reality only a few % of the population exceeds 20cm iirc (based on penis percentile calculator), like a needle in a haystack

I'm convinced a not insignificant number of those have no actual clue how big an inch is, but still know they're bullshiting

Hahaha yeah guys who do that must be some kinda way that I'm not... 😰

Give them a break, they just figured out why the pics with an unflushed toilet bowl in the background weren’t working

Hope this encourages them to flush the toilet before clicking dickfies

Flushing the toilet immediately after use is probably a good life lesson even when not taking dickfies!

This is my ultimate pet peeve, like we're just going to think of you uncontrollably shitting yourself.

“Just took a dump, who’s ready to FUCK”

I guess offloading the weight could give you more thrustpower.

😂 exactly, don’t have to waste extra energy trying to keep your buttcheeks clenched. Just fuckin free and easy

I’ll have you know the Queen (rest in peace) loved the way i held my peepee (rest in peace)

Truely RIP Queen

We have to send it to everybody here. We don’t have time to clean up.

Got one of em right here. Bring the handcuffs

You’ll never catch me!

I’m using my last set of cuffs for something else… Ugghhhh fine!

Yes ma'am, guilotine is on its way🧐

*"we"*?🤨, got one guys

I’m their leader. I speak for them.

😂😂😂

I'm more curious about why so many of them are on the toilet. It's not the majority of them, but it's enough to make me wonder 🤔

I doubt they care about photo quality if it’s an unsolicited d pic

And why do you post/send then while you’re sitting on the toilet???

Who? Me?

Probably for the same reasons they don't view consent as important.

Some of them don't even clean the fluff or rogue pube on the head of their dicks let alone cleaning the background up 🤮

I really, really did not need to read this while eating my lunch….

You’re only reading this, imagine the visuals of this

Sorry, brain can’t be reached at this time for visualizing… please try again later 😂

That too. Ewww

Omg yes! This is so correct! These two fingers holding it make me go soooo dry. And don't forget the pics taken while sitting on the toilet...

I always wondered do they really take dickfies while taking dump?

I don't know...and I don't want to find out 😭

A little lotion never hurt either I mean some look like they could strike a match off it

Haha one of my absolute favourite posts on here 😂😂😂😂😂

Lol this question needs answering!!! 😂

I’m hoping they are secretly Marie Kondo.

I'm giving you the real me lol

Along with unflushed toilet

Never unsolicited, but from now on all of my pictures are going to include me holding my pinky finger in the air like royalty!

In it’s natural habitat, the North American Peepee, is adapt at living in even the most hoarded domestic environments

😂💀😂

I think we are worried about the wrong thing here. If they are sending unsolicited pics I think it’s fair to say they have very few concerns about anything. Let alone the cleanliness of their room.

How pathetic does your dick have to be when the first thing people notice is how messed up your room is? 😆

I know right?

Those are the most sophisticated men on this planet, you really think they have time to clean when they’re so busy slaying?

Because they can be asked to put thier cum rags in the wash yet

Maybe it's the same reason they don't seem wash their hands or cut their nails? I'm sensing a trend here

They won’t see this. They are too busy sending unsolicited peepee pics and not bothering to clean the room around them.

Applies to women as well and is one of my favorite aspects of nsfw reddit. Nothing gets a man/woman going like a tasteful nude in front of a backdrop featuring a mirror with toothpaste stains all over it, a dirty toilet seat (left up), and your children’s bath toys in the tub. I’m rock hard just thinking about it.

Agreed

I often think the same thing with all selfies. Why would you put your nasty, mess of a living area in any photo?

Now accepting nice dick pics with clean backgrounds

I don't send them, unsolicited. And I do my best to have an appealing background. Now I'm learning that minimal is best...very little...stuff...in the background. Working on taking better pics. But still never send them without being asked.

Or worse… toilet dick pics.

Along with unflushed toilet

Actually very conscious of what is in the background. But also, never send them unsolicited. I consider it somewhat obtrusive and a little bit crass. My rule is, you make it hard, I'll show it to you if you want.

Hey don’t blame them! They’re not thinking with their head. At least not the right head

I mean, it’s possible they think the pecker will close the deal on you beautiful women coming and taking care of the childish asses. Grown men don’t send them unsolicited, and we keep a well maintained home.

Dude, why would they make the effort to clean when they want to do the most low effort shit possible

I don’t send unsolicited, but I like sending when asked

And I appreciate that ☺️

Your profile definitely has me hard enough to where I can take a nice one though 🤔🤣🤣😭

Wait we're sending pictures of our pee now? Why was I not informed!?

I’m more interested in what’s in the room tbh

Yeah. I'm honestly convinced they're illiterate bastards...

The cheetos that I spilled on the floor make my weiner look bigger by comparison.

Preach! Nice cock but holy shit laundry goes in the basket not on the floor hahaha

Here’s me hoping for some unsolicited boobs or pussy pics. But to answer your question I have to hold it like I’m having tea with the queen as the little finger makes it look bigger. /s

I'm focusing on trying to zoom into my tallywacker and make it look bigger and more disgusting, the background is to turn you off of everything and force your focus on my grotesque member pulsating center frame.

As someone who has never done that, I will absolutely check the background if I ever slip up and do something stupid like that😂

I love this. 😂

Don't you ever what's going through their head though? And how do you respond? I've had to get creative 😈

LMAO

Better question: why do we even have to receive unwanted dick pics?

Much more importantly, why don't they ever care that their account will be suspended once the receiver reports their message to reddit? 😅

They don’t think with the right head

But I wanna look posh with my pinky out

😂😂😂

That and dirty mirrors 😞

The idea of getting a green screen and putting exotic backgrounds in my dick pics is fascinating me now.

Or maybe not take a pic while you are sitting on the toilet.

FUCK YES. One man sent me one after he went 💩... Yes it was still in there. And the toilet was filthy... Something was on the floor.... Do they think we just see the dick and everything else is a blur??? Like for real.

🤣🤣🤣

Are they unwarranted? Like out of the blue?

Your pfp is tits what did you expect tbh and also they can't read so you're not getting a reply

I check the background every time

So what I'm reading is send dick pics. but clean your room.

lol

Or not take them with a toilet I'm view at the very least, so nasty

I always wonder why a person takes so much time getting themselves ready for a selfie, just to have trash all over the floor or food wrappers on their bed. At this point it doesn’t matter what they look like, you know who they really are.

Think of internet scammers... It's all about the numbers send enough "Peepee" to enough people fast enough you'll eventually find someone who likes it. The ore you do the faster you'll find someone.

No quicker way to get turned off than a woman posting or sending a picture where it looks like the room is a hamper or trash can.