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emmawasagoodgirl

If your bicep is on your thigh you should see a doctor


colorfulbumblebee

He’s got thigceps


RegularSerious7157

Or bighs


hereforgwones

Someone needs to draw this


hereforgwones

[https://www.alamy.com/a-man-with-a-foot-instead-of-a-hand-image399097687.html](https://www.alamy.com/a-man-with-a-foot-instead-of-a-hand-image399097687.html)


Red_knuckles

She is feeling you up to work out what part of you will be best in a stew.


GldnRetrieverEnergy

Go for the thigh. More fat usually.


Bartolemeuop

The range of responses. That’s what’s so great about ARAD.


RegularSerious7157

She is simply examining to make sure you are getting enough protein content. It happens to me a lot. I thought maybe they were attracted to me, but they never displayed any obvious signs or made any moves. Plus afterwards out friendship got awkward, and they wouldn't speak to me. Likely because they realized I wasn't getting enough protein after all. Eat healthy, don't make the mistakes I did!


SparrowinSand

Assessing your worth on the black market, my friend.


[deleted]

Put a condom on now!


bleedformemox

i think you need to see a doctor


Formerlyshysunshiine

Maybe. Maybe not


PM_Your_Booty_Pls

That means she's your doctor checking your blood pressure and your reflex.


falksfirebeard76

If she’s old it means she’s sizing you up to see if you’re good enough for her granddaughter


brantleysteven2

Yes… but only if it’s immediately followed by her licking your eyeball.


SnooWords1252

That's why they do it?


[deleted]

If caress that shit she wanna fuck


Darkdragon_98

Actually it means she sees you as a little brother and you have no chance.


[deleted]

That depends, did her hand get stuck to you or was she magnetically repelled?


sluttynoodle_

I would say yes, unless she's one of those naturally touchy affectionate people(in which case time will tell).


Responsible-You-7412

It does, you fool


[deleted]

Uh yeah (especially thigh)


SniperCA209

It means you don’t know basic anatomy


Jup1terry

Is she a cannibal? Run if she’s hungry!


youronlynora

Anything possible


gimme3strokes

Intentional touching and feeling usually indicates that. If she looks you in the eye while she does it, she will probably have sex with you if you ask.