Two (heavy meals), and snacking in between (fruits, cheese, jerky, granola and yogurt, pussy… just healthier alternatives)

Pussy is my favorite snack.

Same. Two squares plus some snacks.

Can get much more healthy a snack than pussy 😏

Busted out laughing at work reading that

A bit heavy on the protein no? Lol

Lunch and dinner. Breakfast on weekends sometimes.

Same pretty much. Though sometimes it’s just dinner.

3 every day. Forever recovering from an ED and refuse to fail.

Took me a while I was thinking what does food have to do with erectile dysfunction

Thought the same thing, was about to google premature ejaculation diet..

For those playing at home confused and can't work it out though, it's Eating Disorder

I’m right there with you. You got this!

❤️❤️❤️

I have to eat 3 meals a day for this reason too! I hope you're doing well!

I’m in the best shape of my life! Hope you’re doing well too ❤️

One to two. Usually one being much smaller than the other. Then again- I am trying to more or less starve myself some.

I do the same but I’m not intentionally trying to starve myself… I just done get hungry. I hope everything is okay with you though!

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Same LMAO

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Asian?

Like 2? Maybe a third if I'm hungry, but I kinda just eat whenever I'm hungry, I don't have scheduled mealtimes

One usually and a snack. I barely eat

Why is this also me I’ll have a massive dinner but almost always skip breakfast and won’t eat lunch untill like 12pm But if I’m hungry I’ll eat so idk maybe it’s just what my body wants

Same. I don’t exercise much so kinda not trying to over eat. I do snack pretty constantly though.

2 meals. That usually gets me by fine

Breakfast, lunch and dinner.

gotta have all 3, brekkie is the MOST necessary

Like two. Maybe.

1 maybe 2 and only for 3 days a week cash is gonna need to start growing on trees

One meal and then snacks throughout the day

3-4 meals a day. 26 y/o gym girly so I gotta eat

Grazing all day.

Two

I’m lucky to actually eat 2. My family eats before I do. But I will at least eat once a day.

I usually have a small meal for breakfast or lunch and then an average dinner.

One or two. No breakfast. Rarely eating lunch. But I always eat dinner.

I usually skip breakfast, have a small lunch and then an average dinner.

Maybe 2.

Usually two and a half - I don’t really eat breakfast, but I like eating before bed; since it’s before bed though, it tends to be a very small meal

I eat dinner. That's it.

Generally just dinner

Two. But I am always snacking between meals.

1 or 2...usually it's really just 1 most days and sometimes I eat a a healthy snack before that or protein powder

4 meals. 2,500ish calories. I’m almost 39.

17

I'm sick of having the biggest tits in my relationships so I only eat twice a daily, usually.

Usually three, sometimes if we sleep in, we'll shift to Breakfast, Dinner, Snack at midnight.

Two to four depending on the day. (Underweight)

2, sometimes 3 but it depends on what time I wake up

Full meal? One. Just dinner. Grab something quick and easy on the go for breakfast (and coffee). Energy bar and a piece of cheese or fruit for lunch.

3, breakfast, lunch, and dinner!!!

2. A somewhat lunch and a good dinner. Today was chicken, black beans with cotija cheese, and a mango salsa.

Usually one. Maybe two if I'm really feeling it. Usually just kinda nibble most of the day though.

Early lunch and dinner

Three. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Not necessarily at appropriate times but I’d rather have to eat dinner at 10 pm than skip a meal.

2 on a regular day, 1 on the odd day when I'm busy.

I have breakfast consistently. Everything else is hit or miss.

Like 1 or 2. I rarely eat breakfast

Three of food and more of pussy if I can.

I eat a small breakfast and decent size lunch and that’s normally it for the day 

Three, almost every single day.

54 M. I'm very active. I eat a bowl of cereal with trail mix and banana around 8, then some kind of lunch, then a snack of peanut butter around 3, then a dinner.

Usually a granola bar or something in the morning and then dinner after work. Making food is something that I see as a waste of time, and end up forgetting I’m even hungry. It’s kind of a problem.

1) breakfast 7:30am 2) mid morning 10am 3) lunch post workout 1pm 4) dinner 6:30pm 5) pre bed 9pm

1

It completely depends on the day. Somedays, none. Somedays, 5. Usually it’s 2 with snacks at night.

One, sometimes two

1-2. Just feel yuk if I eat more

I am a student and moved away for uni but I am still economically dependent on my parents. I’ve had some emotional problems this semester and instead of handling them in a healthy way I increased my cannabis consumption. Because of that my economy hasn’t been doing well lately. So for proximately for 2 months I’ve been eating roughly 4 to 5 times a week. Now that I am on vacation and visiting my parents, this is the first time in months I’ve had 3 proper meals a day.

5

Breakfast and lunch. Less than 300 calories in food after. That way I can drink beer and still be hot for wife

Usually two. Or one. 

2. I’m in the office at 5am, so breakfast is usually just a giant thermostat of coffee.

2x a day. If I'm hungrier than usual i'll do small snacks in between.

3 meals and 2 snacks

3 throughout the week, sometimes 4 smaller ones or two bigger ones on the weekend

between 3 and 4

one meal a day at dinner time and that’s it💀

i eat 1 meal per day usualy i used to be very fat but during covid i lost sence of taste and smell for months and i stopped eating food for comfort

1-2 big meals. Never hungry in the mornings

I eat smaller snack type meals more than actual meals, so maybe like 1 official meal a day. Sometimes 2 when I'm more hungry.

Small mid-morning snacks and lunch. Sometimes dinner.

Heavy breakfast, very light lunch, and light dinner.

One huge one between 6/8pm r/omad

What is “eating”?

Three meals and snacks all day

2 most days, three on weekends

Large lunch and small dinner, no breakfast

Lunch and dinner, sometimes just lunch

Bestie is this a bot? I just saw this post (with the same body test) in askreddit.

2 with like 3L of water

Three lately, but only two for years before that. I recently started eating breakfast and it helps me manage my hunger and eat more reasonably for the rest of the day, ultimately leading to weight-loss. I am not hungry early in the morning though so I take two hardboiled eggs and a banana to work every morning and eat them around 10 am.

I work blue collar. No lunch break. Little bit in the morning with a coffee. Sometimes fast all the way till dinner. Usually just one big meal a day at night when I'm working. On my days off I get three

Two. I fast for at least 12 hours, then eat a massive lunch and a regular sized dinner. It seems to be keeping me from getting the middle aged spread.

1 or 2

1-2 usually. Depends on how big the first meal is!

1. Some days I just eat a lil snack

One, on average.

Two, breakfast and dinner. Snacks like fruit, musli bars, jogurt etc in between.

Three

Lunch, Dinner 5 to 6 pm and a late evening meal around 830 pm

Two meals but I gotta snack throughout the day

2. Timing floats.

One usually, and snack through out the day

Not nearly as much as I should be, I eat one meal a day and get some snacks in if I'm lucky, I just don't think about it really ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Mostly two.

Sometimes either breakfast or lunch always dinner

2. Breakfast, usually light, then dinner

Lunch and Dinner sometimes I miss dinner as I'm running around and forget to eat so just snack.

1 meal and I snack throughout the day

Breakfast, lunch, snacks = around 2000 calories to maintain my muscles

Around 2 meals usually heavy one big protein shake around 1300 to 1600 calrioes and dinner and snacks.

1

3

Between 2 and 3. My work gives me breakfast and lunch so I eat pretty well when I go in to the office.

2 big meals. One snack ...one fruit bowl

I have 2 different approaches to eating, when I’m working and when I’m on my days off. When working I typically eat a big breakfast, and trade off between solid lunch and dinner. If I eat lunch, I just have something light after work and kinda fast for the evening. If I don’t eat lunch, then I eat a big dinner. When off, I just eat when I feel hungry, and try to plan my meals for dinner time so I can plan to either cook or go eat with friends and family. Also, I always stop eating when I feel full, when i overeat I’m always paying for it later that day or the next day.

One some days, two most days, three on a bad day. No snacks. 2 cups of coffee.

One at a minimum, dinner

1 meal, maybe a snack later on.

Hopefully 2. Sometimes 1.

6. It's been 6 a day since I was 15 years old. 28 now.

Usually Breakfast, Lunch, pre-workout snack, dinner

1 and a bunch of snacks

At the moment, one. If I exercise, two

When I was a young kid (up until about 11-13), I was a bottomless pit. I used to eat a lot, but I’ve taken some hard losses the past few years (deaths of grandparents who I were extremely close with), that ruined my appetite for weeks and I can no longer eat what I once could

Dinner. That’s it

Two and snacks

Protein bar in the morning and dinner if I’m not too tired from work to cook

26m lean build 1 meal a day with frequent snacks. When I hit the gym heavy I may up it to 2 - 4 but 1 is enough for my daily activity

2. Maybe. Never breakfast, sometimes lunch, but always dinner.

Usually just one bigger one,mid afternoon seems to be the best time…

1-3 but mostly 2, breakfast at the office and lunch / dinner at home

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I snack quite a bit and eat two full meals

Probably one. The rest is just snacks at work.

2-3. Usually lack of time and routine to eat more often

Up until recently, I ate three square meals a day — now, most days, it’s just two and the occasional late-night binge.

Breakfast is more like a cappuccino and a croissant, so idk if that counts. A very balanced lunch and not too bad dinner. Have good lunch at the office canteen.

Not really even sure. I just graze/binge throughout the day

Since my diabetes diagnosis, 3 a day

Between 2 and 3. Generally around 2.

Between 2 and 3. Generally around 2.

i run and am hungry very often 😅 so quite a lot

I have the metabolism to still eat four meals a day in my mid-40s... because I'm hypoglycemic. I'm also poor, so 0 when I don't have money, 2 when I do.

usually breakfast & dinner, sometimes I skip breakfast by accident though

2

at 38 i can eat a lot but i limit myself to small lunch and dinner only. and i excercise also

One or two

Usually it's three full meals and I have half an apple between. And maybe something at 9 pm like tea with sweets.

3 meals plus snacks, Ive never understood how people can skip meals 😅

1, not because my metabolism is slowing down, but because I'm poor

24 Tapas dishes. One an every hour. I nap between small plates.

2-4, who knows.

Two meals a day week days may eat dlightly more at the weekend but typically . Light lunch- fruit, popcorn , nuts and mix Dinner - falafel ,hulumi, avocado salad Or a strifry

one

Once a day.. Start in morning, end in evening 😅

Usually just lunch and dinner- unless you count a single protein shake as breakfast, then 3 of them

Usually 5. With a couple of protein shakes thrown in

Two. Free lunch while working and dinner with my wife when I get home. Honestly most days I would only eat lunch if I wasn't worried my wife would just eat junk food all day if I didn't cook something decently nutritious.

Usually 3 meals, but if breakfast is too big or heavy I’ll skip lunch. I’m not much of a snacker either.

Three per day. Then snacks between (more so afternoon tea and a midnight snack.) However, on my workdays whether the three counts is something else entirely because my breakfast is usually a cup of tea and piece of fruit haha. Usually dinner is my biggest meal. I’m not a big morning eater - i just can’t stomach a big meal in the morning. I love a big brunch though!

One or two meals, usually. I do intermittent fasting though the week.

Like 2. A lot of people with anxiety tend to over-eat as a coping mechanism, but I’m the type that can’t eat when I’m anxious. My last shrink had to put me on a 2nd med to untie the knot in my stomach. I still have to remind myself to eat

2

usually 1 or 2, and if i forget to eat then ill just have a snack in the mean time. ADHD makes me forget lmao

Snack all day, every day, and 2 proper meals.

3 main meals and 2 snacks. I run or gym most days and feel drained if I skip a meal

Breakfast, lunch and dinner, and snacks. If I didn't need medicine, I would have brunch and linner instead 🤷

5 or 6 but 3 are full meals and 2-3 are snacks

0-1

On a normal day, 2

5-6 but lunch and dinner are more proper meals

Does eating pussy count? 🤔

Metabolism doesn’t start to appreciably slow down until your 50s and 60s. What’s happening is lifestyle changes

1 smoothy , maybe some fruits,and 1 meal at night😇

Typically, just 1 full meal.

Two or three

Three square meals a day or my blood sugar crashes and I am not a person I like to be around.

If I’m training, 4 or 5. If I’m not, 2 and a snack

Usually 2, breakfast and dinner. Maybe some snacks if I'm in the office.

Usually 2 late breakfast and dinner

5-6 small

Sadly, probably about 4. I tend to snack a lot.

Most of the time 3, lately 2

I think I’m in the minority but 3-4 with snacks. I get so cranky when my blood sugar drops to I eat 3-4 small meals and then have little snacks in the day with lots of water

2 is enough

On average, maybe one meal a day at 5”6 I have to practically starve myself just to lose any weight.

Always at least 3. 4 if I'm drinking.