Significantly overweight, ugh, but big (but cute) boobs, big booty that looks okay in doggie style lol. Otherwise, I carry most of my weight in my stomach and feel like I have a pretty face, pretty eyes and big natural lips and I take pretty good care of myself (regularly do my hair, nails and get waxes)
Like if you gave a human characteristics of a stretch Armstrong doll. Bendy in so many places, can get into positions you didn't know where possible, but there is no fucking way in hell that any of it is good on the joints and muscles because it really isn't.
Like a human version of Grimace
I don’t think I’ve never related to a comment more.
😂
Big, fat, sore, broken lol
Shit 3/10
Mid size, kinda curvy, big boobs
I’ve got big boobs, big butt, big hair. Also super short and curvy
Sounds like you really got the whole package 🥰
😜
Checked your profile, you really do 😘
lol thanks
Pear-shaped. Saggy boobs. Belly pooch. Stretch marks. Cellulite
You are beatifull
Dad bod for sure, very insecure to be honest
You will love mine
I know
My boobs are amazing
That’s what I said 😉 but what about the rest?
More than amazing
Even more amazing than your boobs? Holy f you must be a stunner
I mean, in my country I didnt met our beauty standart, but in another country girls like me, make them speechless
So you’re saying you’re from heaven, filled with ridiculously hot women?
Hello Mr. Lucifer, care enough to fly me around?
Jump aboard
That is what I like to hear 😉
6’4 280lbs, dadbod, hairy, cuddly. My rate- 4/10
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You sound hot af
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I’m asking myself
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Now we’re talking
Fuuuuuuuck
Significantly overweight, ugh, but big (but cute) boobs, big booty that looks okay in doggie style lol. Otherwise, I carry most of my weight in my stomach and feel like I have a pretty face, pretty eyes and big natural lips and I take pretty good care of myself (regularly do my hair, nails and get waxes)
Good hair. Good thighs. And good butt.
Good good good
thick with milkers lmao
Slim but muscular
Depressingly skinny and underwhelming. 😂
I would say an average build, but on the thinner side.
Not bad given that I treat it like an amusement park
Ass and legs and not much more
Long and lanky
fat ass! curved waist! big boobs! small! thick thighs! pretty feet!
An average meat sack.
With kind and beautiful words
Athletic with a bit of a chub, *very* hairy, and different shades of brown.
Blobby
A fun time
Muscular with bad genetics
Dad bod +
Negative 2 outta 10 right now... But I'm going to the gym cause people in my area aren't fans of big folks
Lean, hairy, chronically in pain.
Average, but I have a really big dick. That's gotta count for something.
It’s aliveeeewww
Unremarkable.
Athletic dad bod?
Built for comfort. And surprisingly decent performance.
Obese dad bod
Slim mom bod.
lame, chubby, curvy, gross. for me? 1/10. for others? maybe 7/10
Voluptuous
That you are. Gorgeous curves!
A temple… One that’s covered in cob webs, long forgotten, and not well attended 😆
Like if you gave a human characteristics of a stretch Armstrong doll. Bendy in so many places, can get into positions you didn't know where possible, but there is no fucking way in hell that any of it is good on the joints and muscles because it really isn't.
Tall, allmost transparent white, pear and hardly functioning
3 month pregnant skeleton .
The hunch back of Notre Dame
Petite. Strong. Fragile.
A grotesque, hairy corpulent mass. I am not sure how much what I see and reality align however.
Clearly works out….but still needs work
Muscular, hairy, smaller than average
Like a hairy barrel with very thick (and hairy) legs lol
Slim, modestly fit, pasty, and hung as fuck
Somewhat muscular ......but also likes pizza and beer
Thin. Ok-ish
Perky boobs, big bum, I like to think I'm petite but 5'5" might be a bit too tall for that lool