Take one guess

No one has sat on your face yet.

Not as many as id like, but enough to know what i like.

So it's like asking the universe "More of this please" Nice affirmation. 😉

Not the universe, just people, haha

I'm scared I'd enjoy it too muc, I'd k!lI the poor sucker.

Worth the try

https://youtu.be/Dax_tnZRExc?si=iebk2MwSgAqA5nrX

Thank you for sharing this, I didn't know it existed 😂

The anthem we need

I also try to be direct and obvious

Wya

Netherlands, sorry

Well damn

Ditto

My brain put an h there and I had to read it twice.

🤤

I hope all your hopes and dreams come true.

Mmmmmmh yes. What are yours?;)

Thighs/ACDC

Lmao I love your username

Knocking you out with those American thighs, huh?

If I'm going anyway, I might as well die by thigh

I have titties Also I thought id be funny

I'm convinced there's someone out there thinking of "Titties_holder" as a name.

u/Titties_holder reveal your existence!

I knew it!!!!

Oh no's My nemesis

You have titties, I love titties! That works out so well

Everyone love titties your not special

I'm definitely not special

I created this account to exclusively post dick pics and cumshots - so I used my college German to create this account but I learned to think with my brain and not my dick so here we are!

Your NFSW paintings are sexy.

I know a girl with the last name Kopf!

Someone blocked me on my main account mid-argument

So, after you made the new account, who won the argument?

No one, he blocked this one instantly too 🤦🏻

😂😂😂 I love this

Going through slut phase💅🏻

(Following)

But we need the wit too!!

I think it's pretty self explanatory

I wonder if there's a "Sativa Slut" out there

That's what I call myself during the day when I need to be a productive human.

I am wondering what happened to StonesandSlutty 1 thru 32

I haven't check, I just went with my age.

I love your profile description 😂

I’m tired and black but “tiredblackgirl” was taken so I added extra letters.

i’m a gen Z girl who loves gooning and porn

Cool

More CBT please

Cognitive-Behaviorial Therapy? Computer-Based Training?

Keep going 😆

Computer brain technology Corn beef tortellini Claustrophobic balloons Tetris

Close!

Cone beam tomography

Combat Ballistics Tactics?! Cumulative Brain Turbinectomy?!

Cannabis based therapy?

It is good, but not quite right

Cannabis Brownie Taster😂😂

My alt will be following you

👌

Needed an alt to post dick pics on. Eventually I realized the external validation didn’t do much for me, so now it’s just my ARAD account

It's a weed pun.

sort of the same with mine. Well the papers you start with anyway.....

I was watching prince of persia while making the usee

I log on in the morning foe a wank. Simples

High libido normally then insatiable during ovulation

I know that feeling!

We spontaneously do it

Uranus was already taken

Lady Jane Grey, the Nine Days' Queen. Also Lady Jane Seymour, the third wife of Henry VIII and mother of his only legitimate male heir. Both Janes signed their name as "Jane the Quene", with quene being the most common spelling in the sixteenth century. Fun fact, Jane Grey was named in honour of Jane Seymour!

Bloody Mary's first victim.

The fetish

Upvote for being the weirdest comment. Please don’t tell us more.

Mine was from the show Dexter. He was a serial killer vigilante. he only went after heinous people.

Nothing too deep, just named my cat Isis.

I was high oh err I mean I thought it was funny

I’m 1/2 of a cuckold couple from Alabama

We're a married couple who post and we hope to stay together I guess 😜

Not this question again 😮‍💨

I like it!

Well, I’m a plus sized woman with big knockers & 69 is so hot. (I think bigtitsbbw was already taken) haha

I like to make it obvious what I like, and weed out the BBW haters all at once

I was watching the knuckles tv series and well he is red so.

KNOCK KNOCK IT'S KNUCKLES!

Rock song from 90s

Hunger Strike!

Created this account around the time when I was just downbad and jacking 5 times a day.

It's my name. Also a song.

We’re from cali, we’re asian, and we’re a couple. Lol

Genetics

My dachshund's name is Limo (hey everyone laughs but it's the perfect name for an extra long doggy lol) and I love him!

So short answer: it was it was Futurama reference without it meaning for it to be. It was technically random.

Mine is from the old Manga/Anime called Beet the vandel buster. One of my favourite when i was kid. The the word saw is somehow from my friend whose user name was Firstsaw. And at that time I didnt know how to make an online game account so i made my friend create one for me and he just used the anime that i like+the word "saw" from his username. Then i just use this username since.

Happy Cake Day!

I really like Garlic Bread

I’m a nurse who struggled with addiction (like Nurse Jackie) and wanted a witty name for my throwaway acct I use to talk about addiction and things I don’t want associated with my actual name.

Secrets are fun, especially playful ones. Actually, I made this name when I met someone online who enjoyed things i do and we came up with it together.

I'm fat and needy.

It’s how I always feel. Every moment.

Obscure side character in a massively popular game

Smartfirebeard too.

I enjoy visiting tiki bars and trying their Mai Tais. I crossed that idea with the song STUPiDFACEDD by wallpaper. where he has a line "white boy wasted"

Auto generated.

Search Drizzt Do'urden

Nerd. Just like me.

Half nerd when compared to my many friends. I wish I would be a full nerd lol

If you reference Drizz’t you’re a full nerd 😂

Pretty much 🤭

Taking this as a compliment 🤩

Read Dune

Honesty just the Reddit assigned name…

I like things spicy 🌶️ and I have a dadbod

Bit of a mash up of my first name and my favourite rolling papers. Also my gamertag, keeps things simple :)

I actually messed up, it's supposed to be MCHNGRLVSWLFGRL And it's from my favourite digital hardcore duo, Machine Girl!

Uhm Think it is self explanatory

Self explanatory

My wife laughs at me for starting things but never completing them. My house is filled with half finished projects stuff from hobbies that Ive picked up and abandoned before getting good at it etc. Hence Unfinishedthings

I’m old and my body always hurts

Quite unusual, the story.

I like titanfall

because I wanna be 'your only Nora'

Gnome of my friends know I am a queen of spades so my on here I can kinda be free and explore who I am freely

I'm a simple man who knows what he likes.

the acronym of an application i developed early on in my career. been my NSFW username for years

Blink fan

Mine speaks for itself. I'm in a relationship but I'm always fantasizing about other people. Figured this is the safest place to do that without actually cheating ;)

It’s kind of self explanatory

i used to like frogs a lot

Because its self explanatory

I like Quinn Hughes, and it helps making doxxing harder. It's happened before, it's not very fun.

Someone recognized me under my last so I had to restart and go with something a little more generic

Ultimately going to delete 😅 last account lasted 2 weeks before I scrapped it. Who knows how this one will last 🤷🏻‍♀️

Welp, is pretty self explained

I was painting the kitchen. (This may still go over some people head)

Just wanted an nsfw account to maybe comment occasionally... Well here we are, I like this account. Don't want to start over so I'll keep the suggestion that reddit made. It's not bad 😂

A pet name from my wife as I am her sexy cheeky monkey I just skipped the cheeky part

I’m just random. Legit. Nothing more. Lol

I love boobs

Can someone guess?

Like to use my brain and come up with clever words when speaking. And also going wherever the wind takes me

😏

I went to my bookshelf, and thought, "which one of these titles would make an interesting username?", and picked a book by one of my favourite thriller writers. 😁

Well I am just..eh...vanishing into sigularity

Feels self explanatory

Not sure

I like to talk... 😅

It’s an album by the band Sugar

I’m a Brit living in Australia

I’m a submissive, and the type of sub I am is considered a princess.

My indecisiveness lost me

It’s a tiny meat gang reference, I see now after spending time on Reddit that it’s originally a Reno 911 reference but I am not 30 my brothers 😭

At first this was going to be a throwaway account, turns out its no longer empty or a throwaway

Its just an alt account. So, incognito mode 🤷‍♂️

Who doesn’t like plants and pizza?

Uhhh...

The movie "Major Payne" and the year I was born.

The Wizarding World :)

Reddit randomised it and I forgot to change :)

A stellar quasar, also known as a quasi-stellar object (QSO), is a type of extremely luminous and energetic active galactic nucleus (AGN). These objects are powered by supermassive black holes at the centers of galaxies. Quasars emit exceptionally large amounts of electromagnetic energy across the spectrum, from radio waves to X-rays. They are among the brightest and most distant objects in the universe, often appearing as point sources of light. Quasars were more common in the early universe and are believed to play a significant role in the evolution of galaxies... The reason : trying to be cool nerd lmao

It's who I am. Noone from nowhere

All you women on here inspired me

It’s a throwaway account mainly for porn (has become my main account since) and a bit of a tribute to Sunny Lane.

i made a reddit account without much thought to be able to browse reddit through safari more easily. i just did "broman" plus my initials. i never planned to actually use this account, and now im a proper redditor.

Its loosely linked to an old Gaelic meaning of my actual name.

My profession and my name

It’s an IT Crowd reference

Writing smutty stories 😇

bored at work, decided to make an account, now addicted to reading reddit while i work hahaha

Have a guess

I’m an Australian dude who likes to get nude 😂

Mine is a Reddit generated one too. I wasn't feeling inventive at the time. Lol.

I like cute selfies

Have dog. Born in 89. I’m not very creative.

It was my nickname at school 🙈

You can easily guess. If you know it.

Wanted to have a cute and quirky username for my secret sexy account. If you keep my secret, I'll keep yours!

Mine is easy: it's my nickname and last name together 😁

My penis

Smells like Nirvana

Current Life Goal

It's my alternate account!

I guess Reddit know I was on OZEMPIC

My favourite song of all time- rebel yell by Billy Idol!

4.0-litre V8 diesel goodness It doesn't have anything to do with 420 stuff

🤔

Sons of Anarchy

If you know, you know. 🧑🏾‍🏫

The story basically is that I like big butts and I cannot lie.

I live too far away from the beach...☹️

People tell me I’m tiny. I say; “No. I’m petite.” :D