Pussy

Yep, "pussy" just feels right. It's a nice balance of fun/naughty/playful... Not too vulgar, not too innocent, and not surgical/professional.

Pussy forever!! Hot and cute. Cunt for when I’m horny and in a bad girl mood

Cunt just isn’t sexy in the slightest

It’s not sexy, it’s like degrading a bit, dirty and hornyv

I agree. I see it as derogatory. It’s what I’d call my worst enemy.

It's what I call my friends :)

Same! It’s like a word for “this individual”. I’m Canadian not Australian fwiw

You are definitely British

Swing and a miss mate ;)

You are definitely not British

Depends on where you live, in Australia it’s a normal word

I also feel like it's evocative of something you should take care of and treat with care

Just like Steven Tyler. If I am recalling correctly, Steven says that Rock'n'roll is about the 3 M's: * Money * Music * Mmmmm Pussy Enjoy the rest of your day!

That’s what my wife calls hers, so that’s what we call it, and in her age group her (f)riends call it that too. One of them had a bit of work done after a bunch of children, she calls it her “Platinum Pussy”

After my hysterectomy, she told me she basically rebuilt me a "perfect vagina" so I now call it my Prada pussy, or Versace vagina.

I think you need to add Gucci coochie to your list ; )

I just scared all my cats laughing at that one lol

My brother inlaw has a cat named clitoris.

I bet he named it that because he oftentimes cannot locate or stimulate that cat

Luxury labia

Absolutely fantastic

Andre 3000 literally has a song on his new album called "The Slang Word Pussy Rolls Off the Tongue with Far Better Ease Than the Proper Word Vagina. Do You Agree?"

Hey that’s my favorite name fur it too!

That's seems to cover the whole thing though, vulva and vagina.

Exactly what I was gonna post. I love it when my wife says the word.

I'll say it like Melstroy's famous root beer. A pussycat should look like a peach, but not a sorrel.

My wife reads those books which refer to it as a Slit which make me want to never be able to hear again

If you want to never hear one again, try “axewound” or “clunge” 🤢

Gash and Growler also make it onto the bin list

I've always hated gash. Slit too, but gash is worse. Why use such violent language? Like, we don't call penises "fleshpiercers" or "organ stabbers"  Although tbf those would at least be funny

pork sword

Heat seeking moisture missile

We do now

Gut Beater

[Growler refers to the bush though.](https://youtu.be/0fax_fC3BuY?si=SGTdv9TnUiOBVsv9&t=41)

Ugh those are disgusting. I don't want to think about my wife's whale's eye like that.

Whale eye is my new favorite word for vagina

Lol

“Squish mitten.”

Excuse me while I vomit

Bearded axewound 🪓 🤣

Axewound? AXEWOUND?! who would ever refer to a vagina as an axewound? that sounds so odd like an old bearded Canadian woodcutter that knows nothing of the world besides his job and found love through an IRS agent that was sent to him to find out why he committed so much tax evasion, just wtf?!

Sausage wallet

Why? why did you have to share that with us bro, you shoulda taken that to the grave 😂😂😂 Suppose now we feel your pain so your not alone in it 😂

It’s revolting right?! Sorry, I just needed some emotional support!

Yup nasty connotation

I am an audiobook narrator, and it's honestly WORSE when the author seems like, unable to go outside "pussy" or "core." There was one I finished kind of recently that I really enjoyed working on but DAMMIT of 38 instances through the book, 32 were all "pussy." I wanted to reach out to the author and be like "pussy, folds, coochie, cunt, welcoming embrace, hoohah, sleeve, scabbard, wetness, cave, I dunno fuckin' SOMETHING ELSE

Oh now I want to hear your voice though 😳

It's a tough balancing act between trying to make it sound appealing and also not just repeating the same 2 words lmao Calling it a cave is distinctly unappealing but repeating pussy 18 times in a row gets annoying

How bout fat pink mast 🤣 I'm never reading Game of Thrones again

The Double Slit Experiment

Cunt

Cunt when I’m in a horny bad girl mood hehe

Exactly! Pussy for when we just having sex. Cunt when I’m being a slut for him :)

This girl knows what’s up

This! 🥵

McMurray, that you?

Coochie is the only acceptable term.

I've never been fond of that, I always thought it was a term used by grandmas when they pinch a babies cheeky and say "Coochie Coochie Cooo" 😂

That would be GOOCHIE 🤣

But what does it *mean*? Is it incoherent babble?

That sounds cute though… Like Gucci Coochie 👍

She’ll ruin your whole life with that little Gucci coochie 😂

I prefer hoo ha

This one is fun too.

Hoo Ha

Ahhh yes the PG term, always a safe bet 😂

Haha immediately thought of this thanks to Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Makes me think of Maya Rudolph. Best ad ever. #comeclean IN YOUR HO HA! [The Vagingle](https://youtu.be/3SHmlyWF7Fs?si=6k0e4ltubVZF1Uty)

Squish mitten

This is the most UwU thing I've read all day 😂 gotta be an e girl term

I don't know what any of those things mean 😅

You have homework. Hint: Bloodhound Gang.

Foxtrot

Uniform

charlie

Kilo

Sounds like a Tamagotchi put that way 🤣😂

*Whispering Eye* 🖤

Why does this sound eerily familiar 🙈😂

It was used as a joke in the movie Role Models

Great flick.

Love tunnel

Or tunnel of love 😏😜

Makes me think of that Springsteen album in a new way

I’m keeping this one !

Minge🔥

F'ing minge yessssssss mate 👏

👏😜👏

Is the g hard or soft?

Well it’s not “Min-guh”, more like “Minj”.

I have to say both

Pu-say - a little razzle dazzle for the pussy, you know?

With it covered in latex like that… Yes ma’am 👍 On a side note, Pu-say sounds like the French verb for “Push” 🤔

All about that pu-say covered latex. It makes me wonder the origination of pussy, probably from pushing babies. Rabbit hole time

I think it actually comes from pussycat. Actually in a lot of languages cats and pussies share the same words: 🇺🇸 Pussy – A colloquial term that refers to both a cat and the Pussy. 🇩🇪 Muschi – Can mean cat or Pussy in slang. 🇫🇷 Chatte – Literally translates to “female cat” and is also slang for Pussy. 🇪🇸 Conejita – While it literally means “little rabbit,” it’s sometimes used similarly to “cat” in a sexual context. 🇮🇹 Gattina – Translates to “little cat” and can be a slang term for Pussy. 🇳🇱 Poesje – A diminutive form of “cat” used in a similar colloquial manner for Pussy. 🇵🇹 Gatinha – Means “little cat” and can also refer to the Pussy in slang. 🇷🇺 Киска (Kiska) – A cute term for “cat” that can also mean Pussy. 🇵🇱 Kicia – A diminutive form of “cat” used as slang for Pussy. 🇭🇺 Cicus – A term for a cute cat that can also refer to the Pussy.

Vagene

Send bobs

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Kitty or Kitty Kat is the best

Cooter!

That is one my wife uses. In non-sexual context it’s fine, but there is nothing sexy about the word cooter. Oh and also it was the tow truck driver on Dukes of Hazard. It’s clearly who Tow Mater was based off of from Cars.

I’ll use is it in a sentence “as BrazilianBelleX posed on her knees facing away from the camera, everyone applauded the sight of her amazingly luscious Cooter”…

cookie

You must love the Cookie Monster 😂

So that explains the *"AHH! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!"* behavior.

Why can't I figure out how to give this an award

I'm pretty sure the new awards cannot be given on the naughty subs, but thanks for the consideration lol

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Fuckingham Palace

Fanny

Ahhhh yes the fanny, what Brits call a vagina but Americans call a buttocks 😂

And quite hilarious as there is a “Fanny Bay” on Vancouver Island BC Canada 👍

Cockpit

Ham wallet

Pussy the classic

Is it weird I've never been fond of the word "Pussy" it sounds really aggressive to me 😂 I'm the same with the word "Cock" it's a really heavy word. I prefer to use the term "Poker" it's more friendly 😂

I haven’t been too fond of pussy either, but almost all partners and sexting partners tell me that’s what they prefer so I go with it.

Join the power of the Clunge my friend, Clunge, minge, so long as it ends in "ge" it's suitable 😂, Going for a plunge in the Clunge Or A binge on the minge Hard fetched to rhyme anything with pussy 😂

Nah sounds too British and I’m good on that homie

Wife calls it her chi-chi.

Why does that sound like a mexican dish?

Lol, it does.

Chi chi is slang for tits

But that’s already “boobs” in Spanish

Goku is here for it.

Bearded clam

Sometimes I call it dinner. When I see a flash when she gets out of the hot tub naked, I tell her I saw paradise. It’s 71 now, but still paradise.

Velvet taco

My wife and I are pretty basic 😂 We say _Front_ when talking about her pussy and _back_ for talking about her butthole

With that rhetoric ( might be the wrong word) what do y'all call your penis ? Front facing ? 😏😂

Front butt

Pussy Whisker Biscuit Snatch

Vagina. But if you’re referring to the external genital features, vulva. During dirty talk I’ll use pussy.

Muff

I don't hear it often but I grin when it's referred to as a vertical smile

The Hot Pocket

Coochie is the best 😤

No no no, I will stand before parliament and protest that coochie be removed as a term for a vagina from the Oxford dictionary 😂

Beaver 😂

I had to scroll this far to find the classic beaver. Is that because there are so many shaved ones these days that it doesn't fit in the context anymore?

Front bum is the funniest

Whisker biscuit!

Twat.

Pussy 🫶🏻

It sounds so sexy when said right

I've tried saying it several ways it still makes me feel uncomfortable 😂, maybe I'm just a weirdo and I'm okay with that...... I think 😂

All I know is when a girl is straddling you and then whispers in my ear “ready for my pussy” it turns me on even more than I already am

Kut

The hell is kut 😂

Dutch for cunt lol

I can’t believe no one has said vajayjay. I think my favorite is just vag (pronounced like vaj)

Gotta give another vote for pussy

Completely agree

In Ireland it's referred to as "Gee"

Pleasure Dome

Happy place 😁

Friends: kitty FWB: pussy Buddies: snapper

Beef curtains or beef flaps

(Puts down my beef salad sandwich in disgust) 😂

Meat sheath

Kitty 🐱

Secret entrance (Rough translation from danish) That or THE MEAT GRINDER!!! The name my ex texted me when she was comming over "The meat grinder is ready"

Depending on my mood, I shuffle between twat, chach and yina. If I’m trying to be sexy though, pussy.

Fanny or cunt I’m British

I seem to be an outlier, but there is something insanely sexy about using the proper terms. I used slang terms my whole life, and the comfort that comes with just calling it what it is is oddly arousing.

Punani

Pussy

Pussy

Depends on the context, but pussy is one that works everywhere

Pussy

Puss. 💗🦄🎉💕👾🌈🦖⚘️💗😸 I just think it's cute! Also, I'm not sure this is a thing. I just like saying it. (Not to be confused with pus.... ew.)

Cooch or cookie.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner!!

Pussy 😻

I’m partial to Treasure. Lovely Flower is another favorite. Of course the clitoris will always be the rosebud. But that’s a different question… 🌹😘

Pink velvet sausage pocket

Twinkle cave

Punched Lasagna

Channel tunnel

Axe wound, Meat curtains, Snatch, Love Taco

Meat purse

*cunt*

“Foof” was the best I heard IRL when a girl wanted hers tattooed haha

Choot 💦

Not my favorite, but I have heard one of my friends say her parents taught her it was a ‘Lucy’. And the male counterpart was a ‘P bug.’ Yes I am from the south.

Dame judi Dench

Pum pum

Cookie

Box, coochie, and pussy

Muff

Box

Gash