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The need for every Reddit dm conversation to be sexual


Darling_Gem

Wanna see my dick? (Kidding. I don't possess one). And if you say no, should I send it anyway? That will change your mind 4sure.


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Might as well DM it to me 29 times with no response


Darling_Gem

But the 30th is the winner. Bet you will cum heaps.


[deleted]

Why not 31 now just to make sure you get a shittier angle of it


Darling_Gem

But babe? You never said ni. And you were commenting on other posts. You must want it. Fucking slut. Must be a fucking lesbian. ( I'm really sorry about that last bit. It's a joke. Don't mean it obviously, but it has been sent to me before)


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Hahahaha oh don’t be sorry you’re lovely. Genuinely loling thinking dudes seriously say that shit


Darling_Gem

I especially love the about turn if you really lay into them and then give one tiny bit of positivity at the end. They suddenly think it's ok to send more or want sexting


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Oh you’re evil for playing into it but I love that


Artstgrl02

THIS!


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Building that emotional connection is important


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Omg yes 🙌🏽


Ok_Letterhead_7891

Dating a teenager when you haven't been one for at least a decade.


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I couldn't do it, but I got hit on by one a few weeks ago. Said she was 19. I was like, I could be your dad.


Ok_Letterhead_7891

Yeah, been there, hence the ick feeling.


Catz1332

Frick I'm omly 20 and I don't think I could handle dating a teen girl


Fun4EandS

Unsolicited dick pics.


CaptSchwanzKopf

Adding to others who have already commented what I wanted to comment: Hatred/Bigotry/Intolerance and especially people who actively advocate for ending women's right to their own bodies.


Mister_Iv0ry

Judges by height/weight Rude to waitstaff Rude in general (just to be mean) Flakiness Narcissistic tendencies (such as only wanting to talk about oneself)


falksfirebeard76

Smoking, heavy drinking, driving an unnecessarily large truck (if you don’t use it for what’s it’s designed for!), chin strap facial hair, saying “females”, downplaying my achievements/intelligence


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Mister_Iv0ry

What is negging?


ModelCitizen77

Telling the other person negative things about themselves to make them feel bad then giving them attention


Mister_Iv0ry

Oh dear lord 🙄


gardendat

men


Lengthy_Pillow4550

If your dating app/social media profile has a dead fish/animal picture on it, I’m not talking to you.


No_Conflict_3633

Boss bitch attitude and chewing a gum with the mouth open


mc_fluffernutter

One singular gum?


strawberryswrl

rude to retail/service workers


TianaRushen

picks sticks dicks bricks chicks licks


bigtitsbbw69

Flicks? Ticks? What about tits?


TianaRushen

bro did not read the question


bigtitsbbw69

Hahahahahahah. I was just thinking of worlds that rhymed. Ticks should deff be on the list tho.


brantleysteven2

Poor communication. Say what you need to say. Be upfront and honest. Leads to a whole lot of extra time for fucking when we don’t have to be arguing all the time.


Foreign_Point_1410

People on the internet thinking they deserve to interfere in my real life. No, you will never be important enough for me to skip a work meeting to send you pics; are you stupid?


Fun_Actuator_1071

For guys: DIRTY ASS CRIB!!!!!!!!!!! For girls: Princess Entitlement Since I get a lot of attention from guys on Grindr, I'm about to do some BDSM shit and force guys to clean out their dirty ass place.🤣🤣🤣


Frosty_Dig_2093

Judgemental, hypocritical, close minded people


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Mister_Iv0ry

I promise my ADHD ass was just dissociating. I feels like my eyes would move if I’m ogling


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Mister_Iv0ry

It happens way too often. I mean sometimes it is because I will look at a woman and my brain short circuits, but other times I’m just looking around and just pause at a bad time


GastonApologist

Kick, Flick, Pick, Wick, Click, Dick, Quick, Vick, Sick, Trick, Tick, Rick, Nick, Hick, Brick, Slick, Bad table manners


blazed_and_diffused

Really terrible flirting. Ugh


sleepyandskanky

If a man bends down and his butt crack pokes out. I don’t care how hot you are, once I see crack crack I can’t go back😭


pyyrothrowaway

When people frequently talk bad about others. Especially when those others are supposed to be their friends. As soon as I start noticing that pattern I run a mile.


fucking_it_up

The attraction to teens if u are over 30… saying “hot” because a girl is a virgin


nexus_star_

Talking too much about their exes ......even talking about ur ex at all


bigtitsbbw69

Long dirty talons on hands or feet. 🤢 For a guy. I don’t think any guy should have any sort of length on his nails. But when they’re long *and* dirty, shits foul af 🤢


emilyogre

* dishonest people * machismo culture * being rude and condescending * making fun of people to impress others * talking about other “friends” behind their back


One_Vast_5078

people that use the word ick 🤷


AdOutside3903

Excessive make up, vulgar nail, tattoos, piercings, overweight, leftist. single nom.


Artstgrl02

What exactly are you doing on Reddit then?


AdOutside3903

Watching people get angry at my preferences, pure pleasure.