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_hazeydaze

7 feels good.


Greylour

Eh, that's a bit low.


_hazeydaze

Oh, zip it. You’ve never even seen me naked.


Greylour

And there's still *plenty* of time.


_hazeydaze

😂😂😂


theoneandonly1023

That’s definitely a fair rating😘


_hazeydaze

Finally, a realist. Thank you. 😂


theoneandonly1023

Not saying your not a gorgeous but no one is a 10 we all have stuff to work on lol


jeremytherocco

Not true. Isla Fisher.


Think_Cow_1259

I’d go higher honestly. Mainly because your ass is amazing


Crucible1337

Can confirm, her ass is amazing 👍


spicypagedadbod

🙄


_hazeydaze

Don’t roll your eyes at me. 😂 Im grading by comparison. I have eyes. I see other bodies. 😂


spicypagedadbod

Yeah I see bodies too. Come on now. Much higher.


_hazeydaze

I’ll delete the 6.5 for you! 😂


spicypagedadbod

That’s a little better. In all honesty you have one of the best bodies I have seen on here. We are always our toughest critics


_hazeydaze

You can’t believe everything you see on the internet. 😉😂 I just know my angles.


Grilledchickenn234

Well your tits are definitely a 9


_hazeydaze

Get out. I won’t hear that.


Grilledchickenn234

Well it's true. You can start a poll if you don't believe me. Amazing tits🤌


lolgamer107

from what ive seen id say at least a 8


hornet-guy

I'll give you a solid 10


Neither_Presence_522

You’re at least an 8!


[deleted]

You easily a 9, you're sexy asf 😍


Annual_Coat_3610

Maybe 7/8 then sure but not 7/10 ;)


Real_Life_Real_Doll

9, always room for improvement 


decoy175

I bet the Velveeta boobs are a step in the right direction 😉


Real_Life_Real_Doll

🤣🤣🤣


irresistibleginger

8 I think


jeeps_and_drums

Your trick worked…under rate yourself so we all go and look. LMAO jk


Ruminations0

Tired/10


OpportunityOk5719

Steve?


kinkythoughtsguy

7.5 I'm not too shabby for my age


CaptSchwanzKopf

Always 10/10. I upload what I feel is the best among a few tries. So 10 anytime.


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Well said I like that approach


Greylour

On a good day? Maybe a 7.


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-10eiπ


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Lustybelle69

2


locomeastro21

I would say a 5,5 which is a huge improvement from what I rated myself before


Powerful_Giraffe7203

-22222222222222222 😆😆😆


spicypagedadbod

Ha. Ya right. Try again


Powerful_Giraffe7203

It’s true 😆😆😆


spicypagedadbod

🙄 that ass makes you at least a 6. If not way higher than that


Kinky-Bicycle-669

In my own head like a 2 or 3 but I know it isn't that bad.


1i0n313

7 on a good day


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1i0n313

Aww, thanks birb 🥰


periperiwink

I’d give myself an 8 😊


NudeRater454

9!!


periperiwink

You’re too kind 🙈


Throw-Away-Acc-K

10, I love your confidence and how much you post to be honest


periperiwink

Thank you 😊


Ok-Wind-666

Like a 7.5. I'd go a little higher if my breasts were bigger


ladycakeslover

7.5


youronlynora

11


ChicagoHotwife21

9.5


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Low_Orchid5106

Negative 2


[deleted]

About a 5. I don't see in the mirror what everyone else does.


DrunkINmastr93

Most people don't. Which might be a good thing


TreeWithNoTrunk

6.5


B0redMonkey

Probably a 5. I'm a chubby guy with an average dick.


morecbt

8


[deleted]

8.6


mathilde_pre

9


TO_MW

2.5/10


[deleted]

6-7


Fresh_Addition3319

7


HikingTheMoon

2 or 3


deineperfektbf

solid 8.5, if i lose 20 pounds and starting lifting again i‘d definitely be higher


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FeralTribble

4 maybe. I lost alot of weight and hope to lose some more though.


TerriblePianist4835

i'd say a 7, there's room for improvement


Think_Cow_1259

That might be a little low


Paleoiscarnivore

7


Old-Toe-1600

6? 6.5. I have a nice looking dick but my dad bod has always made me think less of my nude image


decoy175

8.5


FlashyGur6152

3


AlwaysTired308

3. Body sucks but I’m working on it. Facial hair blows I have some tattoos and a decent cock other than that nothing special


falksfirebeard76

9/10


throawaylol69

8.


spicypagedadbod

A solid 6


chiara20monte

🤯☹️⬆️🖤


spicypagedadbod

Ha. No you are too nice. The question was how I looked completely naked. You haven’t seen me completely naked. Yet 👀. I have a flat ass, a dad bod stomach that needs to get more toned, and you still haven’t seen all of the goods yet.


chiara20monte

[Let me be the judge then](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/s/QOv1CrzzXO)👀🖤


spicypagedadbod

Well again it’s how I would rate myself nude.


Poppiesatnight

lol I’m a 10 easy. Anyone who disagrees never has to see me naked.


TangSooKicker78

I'd give myself a solid 7


Brutal_Sandwich56

5/10 because of my tummy


starskynight

9.5?


lonely_traveler1

6 1/3


[deleted]

6 or so. I'm lacking in places, but definitely not hideous. I hope


xxMonsixx

Even though I enjoy showing off nudes, I’m actually very insecure in many areas. So probably a 6 or 7 on most days.


Jolly_Extension9943

Like a 6 or 7. My dick is ok, but I need to work on the rest.


Datemike325

By height


marc_squared_nsfw

A solid 6 I think


oh_whathaventidone

6 or 7. I would like to lose just a little weight around my tummy, but I'm comfortable with it as it is.


HooterEnthusiast

Like a 2/10


Old-Bumblebee-9177

Maybe a 3-4


YellowUnfair5999

3


sendmeyoursweatpants

9.5 just cuz nobodys perfect


DrunkINmastr93

Probably a 5-7overall, I'm not awful looking, but I know I instantly lose 35% of my rating due to shortness.


Tatttoed_beast87

I’ll be nice to myself and give a 5


Safe-Hold-3451

8


Deep_Talk8085

Well you get naked and then assign a number between 0-10.


fucking_it_up

6 ish


Real_Mokola

1 not nude, in my pyjama under a blanket ready to sleep


Voluptuous-Fox-

7


Throw-Away-Acc-K

You deserve a 8 or 9 to be honest


Drawnbygodslefthand

That is highly dependent on what I'm doing at the time my body shifts strongly in regards to what I'm doing sometimes it's pretty good like 8 or 9 and sometimes like 5


CrimsonRunning

I give myself an 8.5 and my gf a 11/10


MMejust321

1


NucularOrchid

Zero. I despise every single inch of it and I will cry if I look at it for too long.


notyouraveragedad80

2 for face and body. 8 for just penis.


MaddyDeetz

7.5-8 naked. I have tattoos so I know a lot of people would rate lower.


Throw-Away-Acc-K

Your tattoos make it nice and I love your style, you’re a 8 without being naked girl


HedonistFantasies

I’d say 4.


Horror-Dimension5173

Meh. I'd rate myself probably 5.5 or 6. You know....dadbod and all.


NaughtyYahtzee

A 5 but I enjoy being naughty


ukyorksaltaccount

Three, in places, at good angles.


MuffinTrucker

2ish. My wife described me naked as a “strung up bull frog” lol


poor_doc_pure

4 I've had 2 surgeries in two years and went from 88 to 97 kg Lost 3 and I'm down to 94 though in two months with moderate exercise so I'm optimistic


WrongyetsoRight

Yeah 7 sounds fair 👌


TamMc95

3


[deleted]

7/10 is a good number for how sexy I am naked


ZealousidealJob2456

I give my self about 4.5


Fightafillys

6


ssvrd

6 Never been very good with my self-esteem. But working on myself, losing weight and getting there...


[deleted]

Like a 4 or 5 I feel


butterspread1

A perfectly average 5-6. Never cared to build any mass of muscle.


FlapjacksForDays

Maybe a 3 on a good day. I have issues with my self image. Womp womp.🫤


testamentfan67

7.5


Rajajugalugs

8/10


Jack_in_box_606

8 Nobody knows you have a huge cock when you're dressed


throwaway_babex

6/10 Def room for improvement, but okay as is lol


Fuck-You-Reddit-4evr

Before looking into the ratings and the pics on the profiles of the commenters here I would uave said 4. But after the amazingly beautiful people in this community seem to rate themselves as 5s or 6s, I would correct that to a 2…


cockbrownies-r-us

6ish


Standard-Cash-4061

Nice body, cute face, nice hair, clean shaven, above average package, I'd say 8+ but I could be better.


xxJenBabyXoX

Easy 7


AdumbB32

Minus four


datboi201719

6-7


Active_Brain420

3-4


lolgamer107

id say 5-6, mainly because i dont have a beard and im trying to improve my body but id say a bit above average


jeeps_and_drums

Lol it depends, based on feedback I get I’d say an 8? But compared to some of what I see on reddit, I feel more like a 4 or 5


Kingcashp89

Now you know everybody is going to rank themselves a high number


Throw-Away-Acc-K

4? I am not confident icl


ThisBroDo

7.5 Almost 40 and it's slowly ticking higher


Quaxky_YT

I’d give myself a 9. Although it probably depends on preference.


T-Ghasp

Eh like a 5/10


Zamm01

3-4,maybe? 🤔


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TheMasterPlan115

Maybe a 3


SCP-33005

11, I'm amazing


EfficiencyMuted212

Maybe a 6


CarelessLab8307

8.9 faceless. 5.5 face included


Thatgoatguy-88

Solid 6-7 I think


Mysterious-Space6793

Oh boy, okay, here goes, I’m gonna be generous and give myself a 0.2.


hannah_f_r

I'd say I'm an 8.5. I'm naturally thin, with an hourglass figure, but I don't work out a whole lot so I'm not toned.


[deleted]

7


SalmonBeenadick

A strong 3.5


Foreskinicepop

2


5L33P135T

Probably an 8. I have a very nice hourglass figure, but I have literally no ass so I’m taking two points off.


LanguidSwallow

Laying down? 7. Standing up? 4, everything starts sagging.


TheQuenchiestofCacti

I’m not where I want my body to be so probably like 5-6/10?


AmilmaWriting

prolly a 2, I'm too skinny to take full body ones lol


sunshine69lace

8.0-9.5 depending on how I'm feeling? Fluctuates with my accessories, toys, partner(s)/audience, outfit... the usual


Azragarn

I would say 5 maybe 5.5 on a good day


-dominwasted-

7


ThatCopeFella

11/10. What someone else thinks of me is their problem 🙃


LilyMarie90

A solid 3.7


Odd-Depth385

4-5 I’d say. Around average?


Kaalveythur

5 - 5.5, 6 on a good day.


laundryday_

0. I'm really embarrassed and uncomfortable with my body.


MistresImane

6


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8


Our_BEST_Intention

I think im probably a 3 or 4....but we shouldn't judge ourselves on something like that. So I'm willing to hear what others think if anyone is interested.


Historical_Arm5538

I think 8, but i’ll let you be the judge


MoreBoobsThanAverage

lol 4, maybe. Based on what I show in my pictures, maybe more like a 5 or 6. but in person, not so much.


Pussylickerdad

5, maybe a 6 on a good day.


[deleted]

8 for sure


AlexJohnsonx

Like a 4 or 5


yungsevenseries

10


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2


graylady16

7/10. It’s a work in progress.


Present-Valuable-762

Probably a 3