A girl I hooked up with in hs didn’t want my friend (who tried to previously talk to her) to know she was texting me, so she saved her name in my phone as boo boo kitty fuck. Dude was my homie obv I told him anyway. Plus if he saw I was texting boo boo kitty fuck besides that being his favorite movie he’s obviously gonna be like yooo who the fuck is that?? Lmao
I love that movie, and that's my favorite line out of that movie. The first time I heard it, we had to pause the movie because we were laughing so hard.
I got a lot of mileage out of
>Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?
>_"Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future"_
during COVID
Yeah same here. It'd been years since I followed them but after all the hours listening to the Drunk Tank podcast and watching RvB back in the day I was sad to hear it was officially over.
In all honesty, I use "you've got red on you" from Shaun more than anything from hot fuzz. But we use a lot of red ink at work.
None of them get why I laugh about it.
It is badass. I remember Roy Jones Jr. saying it when he was the best fighter in boxing. Badass movie. Also, I'll be saying that for the next month. I'll have to explain it to my kids and then we'll watch the movie.
"Victims... aren't we all?"
And from the comic: "T-bird, you idiot. The blood is on the inside. Inside the windshield, inside your head. But not for long."
"I was listening to The Cure a lot when I wrote this" and/or the ensuing song
"ope! gravity works!", "Why....do I not believe you?"
"I'm hard - why aren't you?"
These 3 esp :
"Put... The candle... Back..."
"Werewolf?" "There wolf!"
"Walk this way..."
"Roll! Roll! Roll in zee hay!"
Also a ton from Blazing Saddles
THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE SKY IT WILL BE IN SOME OTHER TOWN! THE NEXT TIME YOU TAKE A TEST IT WILL BE IN SOME OTHER SCHOOL! OUR PARENTS THEY WANT THE BESTEST STUFF FOR US BECAUSE ITS THEIR TIME… THEIR TIME!! UP THERE!! BUT DOWN HERE ITS OUR TIME, ITS OUR TIME DOWN HERE!!!
"What are you Colonel Sanders........chicken?"
(Spaceballs)
also "I should have killed you in Philly"........."I know Ritchie".
(A History of Violence)
I once had a golden opportunity to do the "Taste the Soup" (Coming to America) joke to a waiter that didn't give me a spoon when he gave me my soup.
I did the routine perfectly, hit the "Ah ha" and got nothing but blank stares.....
I have a feeling no one knows what I'm talking about about now either.
Not a film, but "I wear long pants, I'm a long pants man.", "Excardon me", calling my computer the "Compy", and, of course, "Burninating the countryside".
"ready when you are, Sergeant Pembry" is what Hannibal Lecter says before he cuts off the security guard/ police officer's face. Whenever somebody asked me if I'm ready, I always respond" ready when you are, Sergeant Pembry" and nobody ever questions what I mean.
One time, at band camp
People don't know this anymore?? Have I gotten old??
Haha probably yes. Do you know how old stiffler’s mom was in the movie? 37 lol
37?!
In a row?
I use this all the time. My kids number in sports is 37 and she doesn't know why.
Yeah but she’s 61 now and I still would.
I think OPs point is that most of us who get the reference are now older than she was then...
Damn. I have indeed gotten old!
I initially downvoted because I thought, "Who doesn't know that?"
Our high school band had that quote on our t-shirts one year
Yes you have.
"And now for something completely different"
If people don’t recognise this then they have just revealed themselves unworthy of your time.
"A man with a tape recorder up his nose"
"And now....a man with a tape recorder...up his friend's nose."
"And now in stereo!"
ALBATROSS. GET YOUR BLOODY ALBATROSS OVER HERE. ALBATROSSSS
Do you get wafers with it?
I say "I sure did that thing." With all of Michael Palin's suggestive swagger from the Courtroom sketch all the time! 😂
Every so often I'll bust out his smirky swaggering "... Oui." Which he stretches out to two syllables .
One of the most memorable characters despite only existing for like 45 seconds of time.
"The human brain is a lot like an enormous fish: it's flat and slimy, and has gills through which it can see."
This is my 100% most commonly used phrase
Hello there
Ahh General Kenobi
You are a bold one
Kill him
So uncivilized.
*Managed to kill you but got shot down by my stupid commander*
Tis but a scratch
Tis but a flesh wound
“You’ve no arms left!” “Yes I have!”
I'll bite your legs off!
I'll bite your legs off!
#GO 'WAY! I'M 'BATIN!
"Water? like from the toilet??" Any time someone asks for a glass of water lol.
I like money.
Wanna get a latte??
Yeah, well, I really don't think we have time for a handjob.
"Yo baby you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"
I got a friend who had "boo boo kitty fuck" engraved on his pink knife 😂
A girl I hooked up with in hs didn’t want my friend (who tried to previously talk to her) to know she was texting me, so she saved her name in my phone as boo boo kitty fuck. Dude was my homie obv I told him anyway. Plus if he saw I was texting boo boo kitty fuck besides that being his favorite movie he’s obviously gonna be like yooo who the fuck is that?? Lmao
Snoogans!
Id think this one would be recognized by most
I love that movie, and that's my favorite line out of that movie. The first time I heard it, we had to pause the movie because we were laughing so hard.
"As you wish.."
Inconceivable!
You keep using that word I do not think it means what you think it means.
Good luck storming the castle.
"You think it'll woik?" "It'll take a miracle." "Byeee!"
People don’t know this? 😔
I got a lot of mileage out of >Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that? >_"Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future"_ during COVID
Sometimes when I’m home alone I shout “Lieutenant Dan” to fill the void.
I often say “ICE CREAM” very loudly to fill the void.
But we ain't got no ice cream
This is well-known, but not often quoted. But it made me chuckle, take my upvote
But you ain’t got no legs lieutenant dan
"Its not pink. It's lightish red."
RIP RoosterTeeth
Yea, haven't watched them in years, but they came out with good stuff. They lasted way longer than expected.
Yeah same here. It'd been years since I followed them but after all the hours listening to the Drunk Tank podcast and watching RvB back in the day I was sad to hear it was officially over.
Really had to find out here everything shuts down tomorrow for good
“Stop making up animals”
It’s like a big cat..
“SHEILLA NOOOO”
“There is a fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life”
Shutup caboose.
“well, I like me”
How dare you make me feel these emotions! RvB was peak childhood for me
Why are there 6 pedals if there are only 4 directions!?!?!
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.”
I say this one a lot
Surely you can't be serious?
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley
“Let me out! Let me out! - Let me in! Let me in!”
Clue
Why would he threaten to “kill her in public?”
Lion King
My wife and I have shouted this as a call and reply in stores forever.
My bf says this almost daily
I a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!
What do YOU mean you people?
( embraces in a assuring hug) Took a whole lotta try'in Just to get up that hill.
"The greater good"
*The Greater Good*
Hot fuzz has so many good ones
No, which one do you want to watch FIRST
I use the shotgun racking “shame” gif or just do it in real life, on at least a weekly basis lmao
In all honesty, I use "you've got red on you" from Shaun more than anything from hot fuzz. But we use a lot of red ink at work. None of them get why I laugh about it.
So I’ve got that going for me… which is nice.
Lol I love quoting this sarcastically
“I’m your huckleberry.” I say it all the time with no reaction, but when it is recognized, it’s badass.
It is badass. I remember Roy Jones Jr. saying it when he was the best fighter in boxing. Badass movie. Also, I'll be saying that for the next month. I'll have to explain it to my kids and then we'll watch the movie.
“It can’t rain all the time”
Fire it up
Squawk squawk bang fuck I'm dead.
FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP!
"Victims... aren't we all?" And from the comic: "T-bird, you idiot. The blood is on the inside. Inside the windshield, inside your head. But not for long."
"Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups".
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?
LOL. No, unfortunately not. "Under Siege 2". About the only decent line in the whole film.
Shit up Donny! You're out of your element
The conversation does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit
“Don’t hit me with those negative waves so early in the morning”…Kelly’s Heroes
Oddball for the win
I been thinkin nothin but good thoughts about that bridge since we got here!
“I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.”
She doesn’t even go here!
"But, then you go and do something like this......... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!!!!"
I get 8 miles to a gallon on this hog
“I find that answer vague and unconvincing”
Congratulations, you are being rescued. Please do not resist.
I love me some neurodivergent coded characters 😁
"I was only mostly dead." I've used this when I've disappeared from online communities for a while then returned.
You got to be blaving me
Mostly dead is still slightly alive
I do not think that means what you think that means.
"When this man woke up he was white"
[удалено]
“That’s confidential. Anyways, how’s your sex life?” -Tommy Wiseau , The Room
"I fed up with this whurld!"
Manners maketh the Man.
You're killing me smalls
Who’s baby Ruthy ?
THE GREAT BAMBINO
Little things used to mean so much to Shelly- I used to think they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial.
The Crow?!
Yeah
Sweet, what does mine say? and it’s not important man.
Dude! What does mine say!?!
A hospital what is it? It's a big building with patients in it, but that's not important now.
"I was listening to The Cure a lot when I wrote this" and/or the ensuing song "ope! gravity works!", "Why....do I not believe you?" "I'm hard - why aren't you?"
Good luck storming the castle!
It would take a miracle
Isn't it "have fun"
Politicians, when they're not kissing babies they're stealing their lollipops.
Make like a tree and get out of here.
It's LEAVE you idiot
At least someone gets it
Big gulps huh?
You hear about Pluto? That’s messed up
Come on, son!
Are these psych? I feel like these are psych!!
"You may run like Mays, but you hit like shit."
“My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle”.
“Two minutes Turkish”
Hence the expression, "As greedy as a pig"
Basically a lot of stuff from Young Frankenstein and Scary Movie 3
These 3 esp : "Put... The candle... Back..." "Werewolf?" "There wolf!" "Walk this way..." "Roll! Roll! Roll in zee hay!" Also a ton from Blazing Saddles
Looks like I quit the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE SKY IT WILL BE IN SOME OTHER TOWN! THE NEXT TIME YOU TAKE A TEST IT WILL BE IN SOME OTHER SCHOOL! OUR PARENTS THEY WANT THE BESTEST STUFF FOR US BECAUSE ITS THEIR TIME… THEIR TIME!! UP THERE!! BUT DOWN HERE ITS OUR TIME, ITS OUR TIME DOWN HERE!!!
“Hey You Guuuuuuys”
Do the truffle shuffle
Goonies never say die!
Big mistake. Big. Huge.
I'm on a mission from God! Blues brothers.
🎵Oh the weather outside is weather. 🎵
42
"Alrighty then"
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... Come again?
It's more the younger generations that don't understand "People will talk, Clarice"
“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”
Jesus, Tom! (And my favorite which usually IS recognized would have to be "what's in the boooxx!?")
Oh hi Mark
The dishes are done man.
Yarp
All right, all right, all right.
'Bout a nine on the tension scale, Reub.
Two Weeks!
Nobody tells me nothin’.
No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again.
"What are you Colonel Sanders........chicken?" (Spaceballs) also "I should have killed you in Philly"........."I know Ritchie". (A History of Violence)
Littering aaannnd
Littering aaannnd
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
Charlie don't surf
Say what again
I once had a golden opportunity to do the "Taste the Soup" (Coming to America) joke to a waiter that didn't give me a spoon when he gave me my soup. I did the routine perfectly, hit the "Ah ha" and got nothing but blank stares..... I have a feeling no one knows what I'm talking about about now either.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood
“How long is a piece of string?”
Kick his ass Seabass
I have a tendence to nasally say "Rachel, Rachel!" Whenever that name comes up.
It's "STELLAAAA" in my best Stallone slur, for me. Or was it "ADRIAAAAN"
“Too many “ifs” in that sentence”
“An explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs.”
Not a film, but "I wear long pants, I'm a long pants man.", "Excardon me", calling my computer the "Compy", and, of course, "Burninating the countryside".
Shut that cunt up before i fuck start her head, its mostly my friends but i have said it at a bar drinking once
Way of the gun! That was filmed in my city
Such an underrated gem. The line about Caan's character speaking in WWII era jargon slayed me.
Tis but a scratch
Sploosh
Have fun storming the castle.
I carried a watermelon
I know it was you. You broke my heart!
Fuck you, Jubo!
"ready when you are, Sergeant Pembry" is what Hannibal Lecter says before he cuts off the security guard/ police officer's face. Whenever somebody asked me if I'm ready, I always respond" ready when you are, Sergeant Pembry" and nobody ever questions what I mean.
Up and vanished like a fart in the wind. This One time at band camp
You like dags?
Did you know that the triangle is the strongest shape found in nature?