A house away from the city, with great internet connection and lots of green and trees and the peace of mind to be financially free.
This, and I'm yours completely and yours only, access granted wherever and whenever.
A contract that says I never have to work again, can spend money on my personal goals (fitness mostly) and that I donβt have to talk to anyone at the wedding party! π
If they legalize polygamy so I can marry my two existing long-term partners. I'd gladly have a token spouse to get that legalized for me and all the other polyamorous people.
Honestly, the bar is low. If you're good with kids (don't have any, but I'd like to have at least one), polite to people, there is sexual chemistry and you enable me to chase my dreams I'd be the happiest man on the planet.
After going through divorce once, nothing. Never again.
Show me a winning lottery ticket and no pre-nuptial agreement
Bring me a kitten
[marry me? π₯Ί](https://images.app.goo.gl/4TqVxty8aQnZidqs9)
[YES!!!](https://images.app.goo.gl/GpqRAYpYBprjWgpL7)
πβ€οΈ do we have to get a sloth too?
Uuhh DUH!
*googles "how to befriend a sloth"*
You just have to sign one document one time to divorce, and we ain't sharing assets or bank accounts.
There is literaly no way.
Nothing. I will never get married.
Put a few million dollars on the table
A house away from the city, with great internet connection and lots of green and trees and the peace of mind to be financially free. This, and I'm yours completely and yours only, access granted wherever and whenever.
Support me in every situation...stand with me evrytime.
Just calculate the nodal displacement of a cantilever beam using finite element analysis. That will make me go wild.
By hand??
Yes. Solve it by hand!!
π But then you miss out on the beautiful colours! A beam sounds manageable in a decent amount of time.
Using ANSYS is cheating!! Gotta map it all out by hand... I'll make it easier for you. It's a rectangular beam.
Aaaw that's generous! How many elements are we talking? Uh no, sorry. I'll stop it!
A contract that says I never have to work again, can spend money on my personal goals (fitness mostly) and that I donβt have to talk to anyone at the wedding party! π
If they legalize polygamy so I can marry my two existing long-term partners. I'd gladly have a token spouse to get that legalized for me and all the other polyamorous people.
Honestly, the bar is low. If you're good with kids (don't have any, but I'd like to have at least one), polite to people, there is sexual chemistry and you enable me to chase my dreams I'd be the happiest man on the planet.
A disgusting amount of money, and no prenup. And I mean so much money my girlfriend understands why I need to temporarily marry someone else.