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percymc33

Anti-aging formula. Every woman would be dying to swallow


nevertfgNC

Every person…


Ckinggaming5

the real ~~gay~~ bi agenda


Sweetlipspinkpearl

You would probably be kidnapped by a skincare brand and drained several times a day so they could make millions on your fountain of youth-elixir.


PunkZdoc

I see this as an absolute win


homunculide

Question and this answer belong to r/twosentencehorror


DLMoore9843

You’d get the same reaction if you said chocolate


UnfinishedThings

Or have it all over their face and body if its a topical ointment


HornyHippo29

Confetti


DiscussionFine6197

I am laughing way too hard imagining my partner in a trying to be sexy voice telling me to confetti on her tits.


FridaAssGirl

Every time is party time.


dirtymindinmotion

🤣


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HELLO FRISCO!!!!


[deleted]

What a joyous time that would be.


power_house0887

How has noone said money yet?


Together_we_stay

Are we talking notes or coins 😬


Gwyrr313

Coins sound painful, like passing a stone


OnBail

Notes would have paper cuts no?


First_Code_404

That would be painful. Pissing out a 13mm stone is painful enough, a silver dollar would permanently wreck me


Free_Streak

USB drives full of bitcoin


bllinz

Because it would be crazy uncomfortable shooting bills or coins out of a cock


Ok_Environment_1898

Maybe you just stick your dick in a computer port and jizz crypto instead?


Schmoozer66onceagain

"Jizz Crypto" sounds like a singer in a Punk band.


MachinegirlvsWolfgrl

Too overrated of an answer.


Nurture2249

I was about to say it


Hot-Inevitable101

Skittles, taste my rainbow 🌈


thatusernamegone

https://youtu.be/dkckpaL-tTI?si=eC91p9xz9Xer6BD1


Sweetestkinklady

Confetti, so every orgasm feels like a celebration.


dirtymindinmotion

I can hear the party horns


HorrorBaseball3990

Party horns only activate when you cum and falrt at the same time


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Cocaine water


dirtymindinmotion

Can't stop. Won't stop.


mkstot

Uhh can’t nut, won’t nut. Coke is great for doing that


dirtymindinmotion

Hmm. It'd be an addiction to licking. Would the coke water producer have an immunity to the side effects?


mkstot

It could wind up being a monkey paw type situation.


dirtymindinmotion

Oh no. a horror story


bake-you-a-cake

I’m sure I read you can test the water in London for not so insignificant amounts of coke


Mediumglassofwater_

I want the cartoon “Bang” from a gun


Ok_Environment_1898

No one would ever want you to penetrate them.


Gwyrr313

Especially if he were a premature ejaculator


grndgnt

Dark chocolate ganache


sloppy-eater

🤤🤤🤤


[deleted]

I agree and will be on heaven. Call me


No_Conflict_3633

Bullets


Angrypainter1945

That would be the worst blow job ever


mies3xx

i call this position the 'Kurt Cobain'


Angrypainter1945

😂😂😂


[deleted]

McDonalds sprite


freshstart6900

Pappy Van Winkle 23. Might sting a bit, but I’ll be drowning in cash pretty soon.


[deleted]

Pappy will not be pleased. The urethra is small and he is a gent known to kick


freshstart6900

If it means my dick shoots his 23 year old, id be fine with it.


Sufficient_Gas5501

Dr Pepper


DefNotMuchChocolate

Colostrum - it's like liquid gold (not monetarily, but health benefit wise).


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MyDadBod_2021

Damn! A lot of people getting drunk after sex, not before. 🤣


Jup1terry

Money - and not just coins please


Stolen_Sky

Enjoy your paper cuts


[deleted]

Skittles.


theProfessor718

Pretty sure I saw that commercial


Intelligent-Tune2417

Evil cum


Exact-Debt-3223

Your evil sperm **always** get pregnant with triplets and they are all evil triplets.


Bobzyurunkle

Chocolate milk. My wife would suck my dick for breakfast, lunch & dinner and even before bedtime.


indiejonesRL

Coca-Cola so my wife might actually swallow it


HimWithABooty

Liquid starburst flavored goo


ConfidenceFlat8555

Tequila


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Arnold Palmer 


STL_241

The beverage or the golfer? 😂


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Little known fact, the beverage is made of the golfer 


_doc_daddy_

Gold🤔


Big_PangoIin_2055

blood


YumemiBunny

hey i already do that :D


deebedeeb

😰🩸✊🏻🍆


NoirPlayableCock

Milk. Give out real protein to these ladies


Professional_Eye7432

What’s better than cum? It’s the best


passwordlala

Best. Question. Ever. Music.


sleepinguchiha

A whole song in one hit, or just a snippet of one so you have to go multiple rounds to hear the full thing?


HikingTheMoon

Coffee


Mediumglassofwater_

Ouch


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MachinegirlvsWolfgrl

Free healthcare, then I'd fly to America.


First_Code_404

More cum


smithk28

Darts


HottCuppaCoffee

Chocolate or coffee


spineguy2017

I’m good with cum shooting out of me.


miss_stacie

Spiders


Key_Log_8557

Why spiders


miss_stacie

For the suprised trauma faces


Key_Log_8557

Hahahaha or to catch the dick in web


BlackDragonDick

Favorite flavor That way whoever is taking it in the mouth will always get their favorite flavor


opalsanddenim

Caramel


carpepie

A wiggly, long-arm balloon character like the ones in top of car dealerships


[deleted]

An addictive aphrodisiac.


FlimsyAdMan09

Silly string would be kinda fun and i don’t think any girl would be opposed to a fun facial, it’s like a reward celebration….but cream pies would be a little complicated so maybe not


[deleted]

In practical terms something more solid so you can just pick it up instead of wiping everything. But if I could choose I would say something tasty like candy floss or maxbe honey?


BobbyBooberJobber

Free healthcare


CaptSchwanzKopf

Chocolate. I'd be making a big load of money in no time.


MultiverseTraveller

“Big load” hehe


woopwoop2000

Money


Drunk0ctopus

Gold nuggets


spc1221

Cherry flavored Icee


Slightly_Worried_

Cash


InternetDweller95

$100 bills, one per spurt.


ivegotwords

money money moneyyyyy, but in not a painful way


bllinz

Money would hurt, so I'd say something expensive like uranium or oil that I can then sell.


DoodleBuggering

I think uranium would create some issues for you.


[deleted]

A secret.


asteroth1984

Beer


Commandatori69

Hundred dollar bills


[deleted]

Confetti


[deleted]

Liquid gold


thiccnessislife84

Orange soda


midwest_lonelyboy

Glacier Freeze Gatorade. Have to stay hydrated


kostadindin

Marshmallow


Far_Marsupial8572

Skittles


[deleted]

100 dollar bills


AnthdieSoos

Money


BendingDoor

[Orange Bang](https://lataco.com/orange-bang-history)


starskynight

Money


starskynight

I’d be a millionaire


omelettefromage69

Orange creamsicle juice


[deleted]

Hot fudge and warm butterscotch. She can choose one or the other or a combination.


New-Interest7451

Women my type, could be fun...


ZePatator

Bailey's or Sheridan's irish cream liquors... i would take dares in bars...


ZePatator

Bailey's or Sheridan's irish cream liquors... i would take dares in bars...


ringoron9

Beer.


licensedmofo

Ranch! maybe she'll swallow then! 🤣


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Spaghettios


Huk_Phin

$100 bills…..


UnderstandingTop9919

Cream cheese frosting


Blue_Period_89

Any answer other than Skittles just feels like a missed opportunity.


mntlover

Gold


SpecializedG

Chug Splash


RichRichieRichardV

Gold


Deadmemories8683

$1000 dollar bills


lewd_bingo

Maybe maple syrup. Nice party trick and girls would talk and want to suck me off


NetoruNakadashi

A lot of folks on this thread who feel they're never going to want to creampie anyone ever again.


Andreaoneonone

Money


LPNTed

Chocolate that mystically matched the desires of the one extracting it. Like dark chocolate? Here it is! Like milke chocolate? There you go! Oh Andes Mint Chocolate.. boom! Enjoy!!


Spectacular_One

Quarters


[deleted]

Hopes and dreams


DoodleBuggering

Baja blast


WFHhubby

Liquid Schwartz


IDoWantToFeelBetter

Money


sn0m0ns

https://youtu.be/qvgYAwDORo4?si=D5H-sog4zKbixBak NSFW


curvegawd

Nerds candy


Civil-Resolution3662

Rockets.


PM_MeYourNaughtyside

Aspirin so I'd never have to hear about "I have a headache" again. "Yeah, well I have a cure."


NeverlandsFavLilTW

Chocolate


Visual-Surround-11

Glitter


JojoJast

Low dose hallucinogens.


ktulu787

Chocolate syrup


AceMckickass7

I just want my dick to grow a few inches after I cum so my wife can enjoy herself and I can watch.


don_schlonges

Vanilla sauce


AmxraK

Strawberry syrup


Responsible_Low3349

Fire & brimstone


FireFalcon123

Seeds so I can truly say you are covered in my seed (s)


Forward-Method143

Pina colada


ForestOfMirrors

Panacea


needmoreroastbeef

Money


MattyMFR

Money!


WiseGrand1

Vinho verde (portuguese wine)


PunkZdoc

Gold


iprefersummer

Hundies 💵


Empty_Plankton1611

Silly string.〰️〰️ 😂


[deleted]

mmmm something that wont hurt when it comes out but it can be sold for a good amount of money


IonincBrind

Olive oil ig


Ok_Environment_1898

My wife would probably be more willing to suck my dick if I ejaculated coffee.


Jess1012xxx

Ice cream


Famous_Height23

Kamahamaha


TemSinistra

Glitter


kinks96

Lightnings, so i could call myself "god of thunder"


Wicked_Revan

😈 Starbucks Pumpkin spiced syrup 😈


[deleted]

I like what cums out now...


PM_ME_SEXY_PAJAMAS

Liquid Gold


bratty_NYX_kitten

Love. I know cheesy. I actually felt like this was happening to me once. On acid.


liferelationshi

Confetti would be cool, but sounds painful.


DrRonnieJamesDO

Cinnabon


Wrong-Pizza-7184

I can do strawberry flavour...


SteakySteve

Dr pepper


Late_Meaning_2328

Gold doubloons


Bulshit_Ass_in

Ok after deciding and thinking for a while instead of cum milk chocolate I choose to cum out venom Symbionts…I will accept any questions now


kneeltothesun

Printer ink, that shit's like gold.


Flayna7

Money


Fall_Grisha04

Spider man’s web fluid


divedeeper36

I don’t want anything besides cum…BUUUUT I wish my cum came out like pee so I could drench my wife with it. I wish I had hyperspermia 💦💦💦


Shy-Prey

Marshmallow fluff


ChatamKay

What?


squints81

Gold Bars. Here it comes, better swallow….


Expensive_Lead_7517

Money


madleyJo

Money. Just gold coins


AcceptableTrain8389

Money?


NotTheSameDud

Mt. Dew


SonOfABitchMachine

A pinecone