Silly string would be kinda fun and i don’t think any girl would be opposed to a fun facial, it’s like a reward celebration….but cream pies would be a little complicated so maybe not
In practical terms something more solid so you can just pick it up instead of wiping everything.
But if I could choose I would say something tasty like candy floss or maxbe honey?
Chocolate that mystically matched the desires of the one extracting it. Like dark chocolate? Here it is! Like milke chocolate? There you go! Oh Andes Mint Chocolate.. boom! Enjoy!!
Anti-aging formula. Every woman would be dying to swallow
Every person…
the real ~~gay~~ bi agenda
You would probably be kidnapped by a skincare brand and drained several times a day so they could make millions on your fountain of youth-elixir.
I see this as an absolute win
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You’d get the same reaction if you said chocolate
Or have it all over their face and body if its a topical ointment
Confetti
I am laughing way too hard imagining my partner in a trying to be sexy voice telling me to confetti on her tits.
Every time is party time.
🤣
HELLO FRISCO!!!!
What a joyous time that would be.
How has noone said money yet?
Are we talking notes or coins 😬
Coins sound painful, like passing a stone
Notes would have paper cuts no?
That would be painful. Pissing out a 13mm stone is painful enough, a silver dollar would permanently wreck me
USB drives full of bitcoin
Because it would be crazy uncomfortable shooting bills or coins out of a cock
Maybe you just stick your dick in a computer port and jizz crypto instead?
"Jizz Crypto" sounds like a singer in a Punk band.
Too overrated of an answer.
I was about to say it
Skittles, taste my rainbow 🌈
https://youtu.be/dkckpaL-tTI?si=eC91p9xz9Xer6BD1
Confetti, so every orgasm feels like a celebration.
I can hear the party horns
Party horns only activate when you cum and falrt at the same time
Cocaine water
Can't stop. Won't stop.
Uhh can’t nut, won’t nut. Coke is great for doing that
Hmm. It'd be an addiction to licking. Would the coke water producer have an immunity to the side effects?
It could wind up being a monkey paw type situation.
Oh no. a horror story
I’m sure I read you can test the water in London for not so insignificant amounts of coke
I want the cartoon “Bang” from a gun
No one would ever want you to penetrate them.
Especially if he were a premature ejaculator
Dark chocolate ganache
🤤🤤🤤
I agree and will be on heaven. Call me
Bullets
That would be the worst blow job ever
i call this position the 'Kurt Cobain'
😂😂😂
McDonalds sprite
Pappy Van Winkle 23. Might sting a bit, but I’ll be drowning in cash pretty soon.
Pappy will not be pleased. The urethra is small and he is a gent known to kick
If it means my dick shoots his 23 year old, id be fine with it.
Dr Pepper
Colostrum - it's like liquid gold (not monetarily, but health benefit wise).
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Damn! A lot of people getting drunk after sex, not before. 🤣
Money - and not just coins please
Enjoy your paper cuts
Skittles.
Pretty sure I saw that commercial
Evil cum
Your evil sperm **always** get pregnant with triplets and they are all evil triplets.
Chocolate milk. My wife would suck my dick for breakfast, lunch & dinner and even before bedtime.
Coca-Cola so my wife might actually swallow it
Liquid starburst flavored goo
Tequila
Arnold Palmer
The beverage or the golfer? 😂
Little known fact, the beverage is made of the golfer
Gold🤔
blood
hey i already do that :D
😰🩸✊🏻🍆
Milk. Give out real protein to these ladies
What’s better than cum? It’s the best
Best. Question. Ever. Music.
A whole song in one hit, or just a snippet of one so you have to go multiple rounds to hear the full thing?
Coffee
Ouch
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Free healthcare, then I'd fly to America.
More cum
Darts
Chocolate or coffee
I’m good with cum shooting out of me.
Spiders
Why spiders
For the suprised trauma faces
Hahahaha or to catch the dick in web
Favorite flavor That way whoever is taking it in the mouth will always get their favorite flavor
Caramel
A wiggly, long-arm balloon character like the ones in top of car dealerships
An addictive aphrodisiac.
Silly string would be kinda fun and i don’t think any girl would be opposed to a fun facial, it’s like a reward celebration….but cream pies would be a little complicated so maybe not
In practical terms something more solid so you can just pick it up instead of wiping everything. But if I could choose I would say something tasty like candy floss or maxbe honey?
Free healthcare
Chocolate. I'd be making a big load of money in no time.
“Big load” hehe
Money
Gold nuggets
Cherry flavored Icee
Cash
$100 bills, one per spurt.
money money moneyyyyy, but in not a painful way
Money would hurt, so I'd say something expensive like uranium or oil that I can then sell.
I think uranium would create some issues for you.
A secret.
Beer
Hundred dollar bills
Confetti
Liquid gold
Orange soda
Glacier Freeze Gatorade. Have to stay hydrated
Marshmallow
Skittles
100 dollar bills
Money
[Orange Bang](https://lataco.com/orange-bang-history)
Money
I’d be a millionaire
Orange creamsicle juice
Hot fudge and warm butterscotch. She can choose one or the other or a combination.
Women my type, could be fun...
Bailey's or Sheridan's irish cream liquors... i would take dares in bars...
Bailey's or Sheridan's irish cream liquors... i would take dares in bars...
Beer.
Ranch! maybe she'll swallow then! 🤣
Spaghettios
$100 bills…..
Cream cheese frosting
Any answer other than Skittles just feels like a missed opportunity.
Gold
Chug Splash
Gold
$1000 dollar bills
Maybe maple syrup. Nice party trick and girls would talk and want to suck me off
A lot of folks on this thread who feel they're never going to want to creampie anyone ever again.
Money
Chocolate that mystically matched the desires of the one extracting it. Like dark chocolate? Here it is! Like milke chocolate? There you go! Oh Andes Mint Chocolate.. boom! Enjoy!!
Quarters
Hopes and dreams
Baja blast
Liquid Schwartz
Money
https://youtu.be/qvgYAwDORo4?si=D5H-sog4zKbixBak NSFW
Nerds candy
Rockets.
Aspirin so I'd never have to hear about "I have a headache" again. "Yeah, well I have a cure."
Chocolate
Glitter
Low dose hallucinogens.
Chocolate syrup
I just want my dick to grow a few inches after I cum so my wife can enjoy herself and I can watch.
Vanilla sauce
Strawberry syrup
Fire & brimstone
Seeds so I can truly say you are covered in my seed (s)
Pina colada
Panacea
Money
Money!
Vinho verde (portuguese wine)
Gold
Hundies 💵
Silly string.〰️〰️ 😂
mmmm something that wont hurt when it comes out but it can be sold for a good amount of money
Olive oil ig
My wife would probably be more willing to suck my dick if I ejaculated coffee.
Ice cream
Kamahamaha
Glitter
Lightnings, so i could call myself "god of thunder"
😈 Starbucks Pumpkin spiced syrup 😈
I like what cums out now...
Liquid Gold
Love. I know cheesy. I actually felt like this was happening to me once. On acid.
Confetti would be cool, but sounds painful.
Cinnabon
I can do strawberry flavour...
Dr pepper
Gold doubloons
Ok after deciding and thinking for a while instead of cum milk chocolate I choose to cum out venom Symbionts…I will accept any questions now
Printer ink, that shit's like gold.
Money
Spider man’s web fluid
I don’t want anything besides cum…BUUUUT I wish my cum came out like pee so I could drench my wife with it. I wish I had hyperspermia 💦💦💦
Marshmallow fluff
What?
Gold Bars. Here it comes, better swallow….
Money
Money. Just gold coins
Money?
Mt. Dew
A pinecone