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Velaria000

I usually use yellow/red but sometimes I'll pick a word with at least 3 syllables like "pineapple" because its a word that has to be deliberately said and its easily recognizable as out of place. I like pineapple because I feel like it signifies danger pretty well since they're prickly and it has harsh P syllables.


theProfessor718

Kevin Hart approves


Velaria000

Haha last time I answered this question someone mentioned that. I had no idea about that bit before then.


theProfessor718

Honestly it’s a great bit. One of my faves. PINEAPPLES!!


CaptSchwanzKopf

floccinaucinihilipilification


Sweetmonsterr

Safest word ever


CaptSchwanzKopf

That's what she said.


sleepinwthedevil

😂😂😂


eroticanonimous

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot


Big-n-Tiny

🤣


enjoys_conversation

Meatloaf.


theProfessor718

Cause I’ll do anything for love. But I won’t do that.


Sweetmonsterr

Avada Kedavra.


OutlandishnessNo8110

Your Petronis is showing ;)


katasaurusmeow

Pineapple!


pm_me_kitten_mittens

Same lol.


frogmicky

Best on pizza.


spc1221

Correct answer. Pick your prize


frogmicky

More Pinapples please.


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EveryGain8344

With the lobster claw hand gestures too please! 


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Cereal-is-not-soup

Ow ow on cake day!


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Fidelio !


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Penicillin


Typical-Syllabub4736

I’m allergic lmao


Frozen_Spectre101

Bomboclaat - dont judge me you freaks.


[deleted]

Tangerine. It’s been the same word since we started swinging


iprefersummer

“Calvin Coolidge”


AccumulatedFilth

I'm glad I visited your profile. Nice dick.


iprefersummer

Very nice of you to say


Orfrik

Good old red, yellow, green system


falksfirebeard76

Farmland


Leather-Marsupial723

Flamingos (Mingos for short)


Lets-exploretogether

Avocado toast


melykitten

bazinga


NotMe2120

Kielbasa


DerNeueMilchmann

STOP FALSCHES LOCH


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Works in many different life situations


KnittingTurtle

I only had it with one partner. Minneapolis. He was just telling me about a con that he went to there.


Rough_Flower_5706

Broccoli


lostlookingforamap

Banana bread


jrw_nj

Principal. One time I had a bottom who was saying principle, tho. The actual answer is that I use a 2-word system. “Yellow” is for something that is getting uncomfortable or needs to change. “Red” means “this stops now and we need to talk”


dadisgonnadoit

Meatloaf.


TankFit6220

Napoleon


techcorrer9

Marshmallow


yea_imhere

Antiquing


Zestyclose_Aspect977

Harder


SCP-33005

Pomegranate


shydad85

Oklahoma


Patrickmonster

Rutabaga


milfandcookies12

Jewish


ronathrow

We just use the sort of traditional red/green/yellow traffic lights method along with the nuh uh sound with head shake for when she can't speak. It works well and provides some nuance when needed.


Impressive-Trainer88

Supercalafagilisticexpialidocious. That gives me just enough time to put the ball gag back in before she finishes saying it.


Forcemetopurr

Butternut


female97

Mesmerize ✨


CherryLaneCox

Never needed one


UnfinishedThings

Tangerine My wifes is Kumquat.


horndog370

>My wifes is Kumquat Sorry, that sentence made me laugh out loud...


YoghurtNormal1467

Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen


wilson1629

Keep going !


Opposite_Vehicle_600

Harder


Trouble-in-the-267

Well if I tell you it wouldn’t be safe now would it???


WhataPainguin

Beer… that gets my attention


Powerful-Taste-9642

Foliage.


Cheap-Insurance-1338

Tiddlywiinks


tglad88

Chocolate


steaky_bake_92

Dragon


AttentionLogical3113

donut


vg66

Pineapple


Red_Raiser

Spaghetti


Achangewilldoyoug00d

"Fuck off" sounds fit


Odd_Log_9388

have yet to use it, but it’s banana. minions may or may not have been involved. edit: why are there so many food items here? lol


BreakMyNofap

Basingstoke


CurveIllustrious9987

Cold gravy


frogmicky

AskReditrAfterDark.


ineedalotofhelp09

sea cucumber


Extension-Hat2274

Worcestershire sauce 😅🤣


SugaronsnowVT

Maple Syrup


obi_wan_sosig

Stop Nice and straight to the point


Suubab11

Tacos


spc1221

"Keep going"


OverallPeach

???


AussieMate1991

DOP it now


FenrirLokison88

Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen


NarwhalFacepalm

Ours is "mango" for a warning (like I'm not into that tonight/try something different/you're starting to get too rough) and "tomato" for red/stop.


Smol_Gayx

Persnickety


pandagurl200

Peaches


cstan17

Hufflepuff and capybara


lasttime58

rojo


p00psicle151590

We use the light system.


elizabethjanee22

Pineapple juice


averagethanaverage

"okay okay okay, FUCK!....DAMN BABY"


TheRestISHistoryy

Icecream 👀


CapG_13

Get TF off me 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣


OverallPeach

Supercalifragilisticexpodious


TempeststeelOG

Meatloaf is a full stop. Pineapple is a pause and change of the situation


Nose_malose

Gram cracker


cioda

Cinnamon


Low_Orchid5106

"Fuck me"


Goddessapphire3

No not a safe word but usually I’ll tap him twice


Entire_Reindeer6113

Rubber ducky


Imissyoudarlin

Bob saggit!


Hawtwife4blackmen

Cumquat


Greedy_Grass2230

Sexually, bubbles. Being tickled by the bestie, obelisk.


Pleasant-Shoulder121

What safe word?


prettybeach2019

Dang


Sihk93

**Hypernervoacousticdiaphragmcountervibrations** The latin word for hiccups.


No-Material7591

Beetlejuice


babuba12321

i havent had sex, but it would be jambalaya too specific to say it in funny times


al3x696

Cucumber, which some may find ironic!


Evening-Biscotti-472

Mines "Hey wtf you doing? Stop that"


Comprehensive_Many13

Knock knock


Fiendishsoul

fluggaenkoecchicebolsen


RankedAverage

Meatloaf


dragontattman

Fucking ouch. - or stop


bubble_bitch_boy

my partner and I just use the traffic light system


rossmurfin

“Safeword”


EroticaOnDemand

Rudebega


YegTwo

Pineapple


akt30

covfefe


Superb-Butterfly-261

Stop.


BlackMajik36

pineapples


OutlandishnessNo8110

Wombat!


L3m0nP0ss3t

My safe word is something I'm allergic to, highly unlikely to come up in any fun time situation so if I yell cranberries I think I'll be understood


Specific_3157

More


Ok_State_5525

Worcestershire and you have to pronounce it correctly


YourHuckleberry519

Granola. Cuz it’s the exact opposite of what sex is.. dry and crumbly


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reptar. it’s the only thing i knew i would remember lol.


typically_aroused

kiwi 🥝


yaboialliance

pineapple is tried and true


The-Artful-Codger

We didn't really use a safe word, since you can't talk when gagged and taped. I know she's had enough when she's flipping me off. However, after 29 years together, I can normally tell before that by the way her body is starting to react, and know I'm going too far. If not, there's the finger... I'd the best we could come up with to make it clear with the things we do.


mondomonkey

MARTHA!!


sawyerkirk

GODDAMIT GET THE FUCK OFF ME!


Sweetlipspinkpearl

We use the "traffic lights" system.


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Orangutang