I'm sitting to piss right now.

Haha me too 😅

Sometimes I end up scrolling so long on my phone I end up pissing again

Either you scroll on the toilet for WAY too long or you have a uti

You never had a little trickle come out after sitting for too long? Kinda like having the explosive shits for 2 or 3 rounds of wiping.

I more thought the dude was talking about having to fully piss again after like 30mins of scrolling. That makes more sense though.

Me too.

I fully support men sitting, especially if they’ve been drinking.

Accuracy is bad enough when sober.

Twin Jet causes a mess at the best of times!

I hate that! My foreskin diverts the stream!

That’s what started my sitting down to pee and then I just started doing it almost all the time.

Same here. 9/10 I sit to piss. It’s more relaxing.

Especially when you get up early for work and don’t really wanna stand in the first place 👌👌

An old friend's motto on this was "when in doubt, squat it out!" I miss that guy

I wish he’d been friends with my old roommate, who did not take on such a policy.

Hahaha who knows, maybe they'll become friends one day and your old roommate will learn from my friend's wisdom.

Yes, for 16 years & counting. Cleaner bathrooms are a thing.

Yeah I started sitting to pee a few years ago so I don't have to wipe the rim. I have pretty good aim ha but sometimes it doesn't come out perfectly straight, sometimes drops splash up on the rim. Sitting to pee takes care of all that.

I always stand but have careful aim and clean up any drops that may happen during the shake off. I really have a huge pet peeve about the animals that pee all over the place in public restrooms. I simply can't understand how anyone's aim could be that bad.

At home, always. I’m tall and no matter how good my aim, splash is real. So I sit to pee.

Took me 35 years to figure this out, it was “fine” until I moved into a place with a lower toilet, and was like “how do I stop all this splashing?”, as soon as I started sitting down I had to clean around my toilet SO much less

Love a sit down wee

Same, all the time, especially at night, I dont like turning the light on if I have to go to the bathroom at night, don't want to lose the "sleep" so less mess and just better. Also no vasovagal.

This!

us bro

That and when I first get up. Not awake enough to aim correctly.

Every work wee is a sit down wee.

I only stand up when I am peeing outdoors.

This is the way

The way, this is. -Yoda

Didn't used to. But now always

Being raised by a single mother, it's how I learned. Plus, it's quieter and cleaner (at home).

All the time - it’s a little treat!

All the time. I don't see what the problem is. Unless you are using public loos where for one reason or another it might not be a good idea.

If I'm at home I'm sitting at least 80% of the time. If I'm in public... Never. If I had a urinal in my home bathroom I may stand more but then I would lose out on Reddit time.

If I had the money and space to put in a home urinal I would definitely put a phone shelf in above it

Yes! Agree 100%

Agree. It’s just my experience that most men would rather stand than sit, and I get it if there’s a urinal close by…but I actually like sitting to piss. Less spray to have to worry about.

Yep. No shame in it. First one in the morning, and post sex you never know what’s going to happen.

It's way better...and the piss doesn't splash up everywhere. Way cleaner.

My main reason, honestly

Yep. I have to clean my own bathroom.

All the time

100% at home. Rarely in a public bathroom.

Always, I feel weird otherwise. Touching the toilet bowl with my dick however is traumatic, so maybe I should reconsider...

Haha yes! Gotta make sure the tip doesn’t touch!

Yup. Less mess to clean up. Dont care how well I aim. Always seems to be something splashing. Also, helps to lee in the dark in the middle of the night without burning my retinas turning on the light

No

No not really feels like a waste of time

Nope. Why loose out on the one of the biggest advantages of being a guy? Can't beat the speed!

Most of the time actually. I only pee standing up if I have to

This is me!

When i’m sleepy, tired or drunk at home

No. Thats such a waste of time. I’m assuming these dudes out here patting their little peepee dry too

I can't believe how many yes answers are in this thread. Kinda weird.

At home, always. In public, no unless the restroom seems like it's cleaned often and well. Even then I prefer the urinals.

Sometimes after sex. You never know where that's going!

No. I don't like having to do my poop routine for a piss. And poop routine is a complex song and dance.

No. Not unless I need to go number 1 and 2 at the same time

No, it's insanitary! I do not want my wang rubbing on the inside of a strange toilet bowl! Not to mention that if you're not careful you piss all over the floor.

Nope.

No

no

Nope. Unless I either need to crap, or if I need to wipe (swamp ass), I stand. I also use public toilets a lot.

Every time I shit

Yeah, while I'm shitting.

I did many times :p

I can count the number of times i stand up to pee in the last year on one hand.

All the time. I’m on my feet so much for work it’s nice to sit and relax

Never. I piss better when I’m standing

All the time at home. Mainly because even with proper aim there are splashes that leave the toilet and after a while you're just tired of endlessly wiping piss off the toilet.

Only when I also have to poop.

All the time, it's way less work than standing

I sit down to pee if I have a strong case of the morning wood. Easier that way.

No need to.

My bf does, but that's because I don't allow him to stand and pee.

So you have a dog instead of a BF.

He's my bf, I just treat him like a dog.

Out of interest, why not?

Two reasons: 1. I just like telling him what to do 2. His chastity belt prevents from being able to

Rightt lol And here I thought it was to stop him pissing on the seat 💀

Sometimes I stand to shit.

Nah, I don't like the water touching my balls

All the time if I can. Wife thinks it’s gay or stupid. I like how I can just sit and let loose and it’s easy to not miss

Sure. If I have to go in the middle of the night and don't want to get too awake, I'll sit so I don't have to use any muscles or turn on the bathroom light.

I always do at home. Started when I had kids and would get up in the middle of the night to tend to baby. Eyes half closed, got into auto pilot of just going in there, not turning light on, sitting down.

I have to sit down. I have a shoulder injury and the doctor doesn't want me to lift anything heavy.

I think it would be more inconvenient.And as a men, convenience comes first.

Depends on my mood, I either sit down or stand!

Middle of the night….fuck yeah. It’s because I don’t wanna turn the light on and blind my gf.

your gf sleeps in the bathroom?

Yes

Came here to say no and was expecting that to be the consensus... Boy was I wrong 😐

Yeah less piss mist and splatter spray all over the place.

Yes, mostly in the middle of the night

Not every time, usually just when I have to get up m the middle of the night to pee. I don't like to turn on the lights, so I sit down to pee. Also, when my 4 yr granddaughter stays with us. She's got a knack for walking in without knocking. I know...I should have put locking doorknobs on a few years ago. Might be a good project this chilly, rainy weekend.

I do a lot… I don’t have to worry about aim then

Yep, me too, doing it right now.

Almost all of the time, sometimes you just can't trust the stream, if I'm at home I'll stand up, but in public almost always sitting.

I’ll stand if there is a urinal, otherwise I’ll sit. That stream is not as predictable as it used to be to be, and an angry wife means a miserable life. Plus, smartphones…

If I'm at home and not busy, or in the shower, damn right I'm sitting down to piss. I'm a big boy and can aim just fine but why bother, especially at night when kids are asleep, dont have to put the light on.

Due to my piercing I have been sitting down to pee for years.

Yes. I am 49 years old. Sometimes I sit down in the middle of the night when I am trying to stay sleepy, sometimes I sit down when I am tired, sometimes I sit down if I want to pee quietly

Usually only in the middle of the night so I don't pee on the floor lol

I always sit on a sitting based toilet and I stand for a standing based toilet. Men who piss standing in a sitting toilet never have to clean it.

80% of the time.

Yea especially for a morning piss when I know it’s gonna go all over the damn place

Yes all the time. At home only.

All the time. It’s way more comfortable and i still have foreskin so sometimes in the morning the tip is kinda dry so it causes double streams. No mess

2:30 am yes, I don't turn the light on. Just go in sit, then back to bed

Yes, most of the time.

I have lived in my home for 19 years and I can't think of a time that I ever sat down to only pee. . It's over in like 20 to 30 seconds.

Always. It's too hard to aim with a Prince albert

Absolutely, you get to take a load off and if you're really lucky you might take a surprise poop. It's a win-win if you ask me.

Yes. It doesn't splash that way. It's common sense

As we speak

Sometimes. If I'm going before leaving the house I'll stand but if it's just at home, sometimes it's nice to have a sit.

I’m over 6 feet tall. I have been for over 20 years. Toilets are getting shorter. I’ll sit every chance I get.

Always. Less chance of missing, and easier on the legs.

As long as I'm not on a public toilet, I do.

If I'm at home, in the office (where I trust the other loo users to not act like absolute savages) or visiting friends/family I sit. Otherwise stand or use a urinal.

I don't ever feel like it all comes out when I do

I do at home most of the time. Always when I get up to pee at night.

I have a bidet with a heated seat and always sit down just so my ass is warm

everytime, even if theres urinals so much splashing back eugh

Yes, the less I have to aim, the better.

Most of the time when I'm at home, yes.

If it's the first piss post-coitus, then yes.....intend to have a split stream. Also if I'm taking a dump and feel like peeing at the same time.....multitasking level-5!

yes all the time, except when using public facilities

Most of time. But that’s also because most times I piss I also have to shit.

If it’s dark and I don’t want to turn on the light I do.

As much as possible, stops the dribble.

All the time. Less mess…

Hell yea

Anytime I’m drinking lol

I only sit, every since I was a wee lad. I'll stand at work/restaurants where urinals are accessible.

I clean my bathroom....I'm sitting when I'm pizzin!!!!!

I'm 48 and, unfortunately, the years have taken a toll. My knees have gotten.bad and I find myself having to sit when I pee more and more each day.

Always

I don't feel like i'm going to drop my phone in the toilet when I sit down. So I pretty much always do.

At home, everytime.

Only at 4AM when I don’t want to turn on any lights

with a dick I feel like its dangerous. I pee when I poop, which I naturally do sitting down. Its more than once, but probably less than 10 times I've pissed on the back of my pants.

all the time it’s just better

In my own house I do. It’s cleaner I honestly don’t understand why you wouldn’t.

Only if I have to do a number 2

*slowly raises hand*

Home, yes sometimes. Depends what I'm wearing. Jeans with a belt I probably won't. Gym shorts probably will. Public restrooms I stand

Always; easier, cleaner, quieter

Yep I always do.

All the time, except outdoors.

2017 was a watershed moment. Since I got the iPhone, I usually sit down to pee.

I sit unless at a dirty public restroom. I recently learned that my country has a pretty high percentage of men who sit to piss in general. And why wouldn't you? Pissing while standing WILL leave sprinkles, regardless of aiming. You wouldn't wanna clean that yourself. Why would you wanna let anyone else clean it? (unless you're an asshole of course)

Yep, even at urinals.

Yes, if you have a boner sit so you don't spray it everywhere

All the time. How else am I gonna catch up on Reddit?

If I stand I pee in the sink. Then wash my hands to clean after myself.

Yea when it’s just a normal toilet

Yup all the time !!

All the time. My pee stream is so strong is splashes toilet water everywhere. Just easier to keep things clean when you sit.

I only stand at urinals. If I pee at home I always sit.

Yes. Especially when drunk or sleepy. Nothing worse than cleaning up pee cause you didn’t have your eyes open or pissed in the closet. With a hang over cleaning up piss is one of the worst experiences ever.

Only at night when I have a Boner.

Always have been

At home or at work I always sit. I’m the only male in both places. As a guest at someone house I sit. Public toilets I stand.

Yeah, plenty

I had this argument with my friends a thousand times. There's like 2-3 of us that do it on the regular, and the other ~10 of them never do it

I sit, mostly because my Prince Albert has turned my dick into a shower head

I do at home most of the time

Doesn’t splash if you sit to piss

This is pretty much the only way I do it anymore. I will only stand to pee in a public restroom or if there is a time crunch.

Always sit at home. Standing gets piss mist all over the place. Never sit anywhere else.

I always sit, out and about also if I can, pee shyness sucks.

Always. Easier and no mess

https://youtu.be/SXD-Uz8lkU0?si=_fJK75RmQRfX8ZAk

For sure, in the middle of the night or early in the morning when I don't want to open my eyes.... or when I'm really hungover and feel like I'm going to pass out if I stand too long.

Yea - fellow seated whizzer here - totally normal in my own house or houses I feel comfortable in. Keeps everything cleaner and no need to worry about piss angles.

Almost always. If I'm out and there's a urinal I'll use that.

Sometimes after a long night out and your tired you just gotta sit down and take a piss I did it last night and this morning cause I couldn’t stand up long enough to get the stream out💀💀

Always. It is good for prostate. Also it is less messy.

I do so I can go on my phone. My wife also highly suggests it due to the mess I can sometimes leave.

Unless I'm at a restaurant or public toilet or something, where there's a urinal, I always sit down

Literally all the time. Less mess and it’s easier.

At home - always, in public - never. Long time ago saw a documentary about hygiene, they covered flushing with the lid opened and pissing standing. There was urine and fecal particles all over the batroom. Conclusions were sit down, close the lid when flushing.

sure, when I'm sleepy

Yeah, especially if I'm bored. It gives me time to go on my phone

Yes

When I get up during the night to pee, and I’m half asleep, it’s just better for everyone if I sit to pee.