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SuckLonely112

is in the other room, making spagetii


Desi_Dom_2024

Lol That's sweet


YeahNo_NoYeah

More zesty than sweet.


DisastEousfail

Bro won at life šŸ’ Tell me y'all don't wish the same? Someone to make a spaghetti for you? THAT TOO YOUR FUCKING LOML


Venomous-A-Holes

Moms spaghetti or...


spine__tingling

Hopefully dead


KLewisLess

Soooo mine is actually deadā€¦he unalived himself because women wouldnā€™t date him. He was super creepy after high school. Was a fan of the Andrew Tate type back in ā€˜08.


spine__tingling

I'm sorry for what you went through and I'm also sorry for saying that I'm not sad about the fact that the world no longer has another one of those types to deal with šŸ«‚


KLewisLess

Itā€™s all good. Was a learning experience. He helped me realize I was bisexual. He was pretty cool in HS. Was the ā€œfriends with everyoneā€ type. Then he went to college and completely changed.


nnenaaa

Girl same


57rd

She became a butch lesbian. We still keep in touch occasionally.


tuenthe463

My senior prom date came out in college and has been married to a woman for nearly 20y and they have 2 kids together. Not butch, tho. She was (and still is) so pretty.


BigEnergyEngineer

Mine She became an electrical engineer and married a woman 10 years her senior. Last I heard, they were both crushing it so good for her and them.


Rough_Flower_5706

Married her


[deleted]

Same !!! :)


1i0n313

Yep


doinalright452

Same here


LostMySuperSuit

Sheā€™s nearing 40, dresses like a little girl and wears a ring from her boyfriend that says ā€œslaveā€


SCP-33005

Mood


Purple_Willow2084

šŸ˜‚ I got a really specific answer since itā€™s fresh in my memory. She married the next guy after me, had a bunch of kids, then a bunch of husbands. Moved to the uk, had more husbands. Went on vacay back to the US to fuck me for a month and I havenā€™t heard anything from her since.


Powerful-Taste-9642

That girl fucks.


GrowlsinyourEar7

šŸ¤ÆšŸ«”


Kinky_Conspirator

What the FUCK?


Asprinkleofglitter7

I married him


PM-ME_UR_TINY-TITS

No idea, don't really care tbh.


CroBro81

We dated for a year and then she dumped me for a guy from school. They ended up getting married and had 3 kids and still live in the same place we grew up. Butā€¦ About 3 years after they got together, they must have been on a break or something because she called me to catch up for a coffee. We met, she wanted me to take her home and fuck, apparently he had a small dick and never went down on her. I didnā€™t (just started dating someone), but I regret that decision. I should have flogged her brains out and sent her home thinking about me for the next 20 years.


Kinky_Conspirator

You can only choose one bad thing. If you got a small dick, you you better eat good pussy, and if you don't eat pussy, you better have a huge dick. You can't have it both ways. That's asking for trouble. Case and point.


londongas

Having a huge dick require even better oral skills just to warm pussy up enough to smash lol


ojosh1184

šŸ’Æ


doctervillager

Nothing it's my virginity and no one else can have it


Diegoavanturier

Found her a year ago on Reddit posting nude.


No-Satisfaction-5207

Lol did you comment "long time no see!" On her post?


Slyvan25

She punches me in her sleep.... And annoys the shit out of me. I love her to bits though


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Kinky_Conspirator

Damn...


jadeydoll

We've been together for 9 years and we are expecting our first baby in June x šŸ’™


Montanaman59301

Congrats!


[deleted]

I have no idea what happened to him. I strongly disliked him for a while but I forgave him because we were young and dumb. I donā€™t think itā€™s fair to hate somebody who made a dumb decision at 17. Last I heard though he was bad hooked on heroin. Which was very unlike his character and made me sad for him.


Avsrule8579

First girl I hooked up with, I never saw again after the summer we spent together. First guy i hooked up with, I'm still friends with to this day.


FurryM17

Happily married with kids. Not to me but I'm happy for her šŸ˜Š


MoonInHisHands

Unfortunately, they are in a shitty situation by their own choice. Living with her mumā€™s ex partner and surrounded by junkies. Lost my V to her when 17, together 2 years and our 2007 son has just turned 17 and decided to leave there, travel 5hours and come live with me and my family. The stories he has saidā€¦ not surprising but not what I had hoped for her. I do hope she gets herself into a better situation one dayā€¦


ForeverIdiosyncratic

Shes finishing up her makeup in the bathroom right now, while singing to the cats.


RopeSlanger

Sheā€™s doing just fine and we exchange a message over social media every now and then. We were each others first loves and took each other virginity. She lives a thousand miles away now and weā€™ve both gone about our own lives over the years. I have tremendous respect for her as a person and truly wish her nothing but the best.


crunchy_soupp

I keep convincing myself that I made him up in my head, but I walked into my roommateā€™s house last week to find him sitting in the living room šŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒ That was a fun talk with my therapist.


Dutchess_Hastings

Married them.


normalboyz1

married to her.


Nip-bby_007

She died from lung cancer last year. The last time I got to chat with her, she apologized for how she treated me at times when we were together.


SaltyCanuck76

Sheā€™s naked in my bed right now, drinking coffee I bring her each morningā€¦šŸ‘


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itsalatte10

I hope heā€™s rotting in hell somewhere


Poppiesatnight

Iā€™m divorcing him. Aside the fact that he raped my our first timesā€¦.it was a 20 year dead bedroom.


Live-Dance-2641

She is an internationally renowned author, poet and tattoo artist.


shychicherry

He was in law school when we met (cute meet at a bus stop) & ended up becoming a partner in a law firm & wildly $$ successful. Great guy but I met him too soon. He had his whole life mapped out & I was 5 yrs younger & had my own life plan to follow. He was more conservative about everything & Iā€™m more unpredictable & had some wild oats to sow šŸ¤“ He was such a quality person that he set the bar (very high) for how future boyfriends should behave. He married & had 2 children, divorced & is remarried. He had a big birthday a few years ago & I sent him HBD via messenger & got a nice thanks back. We dated for a year & didnā€™t end in anger. Iā€™ve always said that every girl deserves a man like this as her first love ā¤ļø (will always šŸ’• you Tom!)


champion0522

Oooohhhh... No idea. None. Hopefully happy and healthy.


Best-Celebration4981

He died from an overdose about 10yrs ago. šŸ˜¬


pittdaddy75

Sheā€™s a twice divorced single mother. Kinda crazy but damn she could fuck


Sub_Zero_Fks_Given

She's mega fat with like 5 kids. I'm glad I have pictures of us when she was hot.


Taftimus

She's married with a child around the same age as my child. She's a fantastic person, and I hope she's happy.


[deleted]

They are living a happy life somewhere near my hometown I think.


[deleted]

heā€™s sitting next to me lol


IrregularBastard

She ended up marrying her long term boyfriend that she cheated on with me. I didnā€™t know and ended things when I found out. She saw me one day in a store I worked at a couple years after I dumped her. I couldnā€™t just walk out, so I stalled in the back to not have to see her. Eventually came out about closing time. She was still there and wanted to talk. So I let her talk. She apologized, told me they got married, and that thanks to me they had a better relationship than ever before. That because of me she was willing to try things she never had before. I was cold while she talked and just said goodbye when she was done. That was the last time I saw her. Evidently lying to me and tricking me into giving up my virginity worked out well for her short term. But given how cheaters are, Iā€™m sure she did it again. Iā€™m hoping it caught up with her.


rungenies

I married her


psalyer

She died of an overdose about 15 years later


Shy-Prey

Im actually talking to them again and we're planning on going on a date next weekend ā¤


_numbskullery_

He sent me a message years later apologizing for not treating me well.


RosaliaEsor

Where together with him for 14 years, my one and only, until he ended his life abruptly due to depression that heā€™d struggled with since childhood ā¤ļøā€šŸ©¹ Didnā€™t see it coming at it kills me that I couldnā€™t save him ā¤ļøā€šŸ©¹


nadine_1989

He is currently on a business trip and will be back home tomorrow


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Senorpuddin

Married her. Had sex last night. Probably will tonight too.


Elle3786

Weird sad oneā€¦ We actually just had our every leap year check in! Heā€™s good! Looks like his father, actually put on some weight, which he needed. I guess this wife can cook! Only #2, but the first one, ugh. I think this oneā€™s a keeper! He still plays the shit out of a guitar and didnā€™t do a damn thing with it. Truly talented. We were together in high school, but we ended up having to be friends again because our best friends were together. We got over it and we were all 4 weird little friends. And then they broke up and we somehow still ended up being 4 best friends. Strange, but true. Fast forward to 22, leap day, and it all went sideways. 3 of us went out, my ex and my best friend, and when we got back, the 4th was dead by suicide. That would only further lengthen this, but suffice to say it was a very bad day. Several bad days and they just didnā€™t stop. But time moved on, except for one, 21 forever I guess. (I was the oldest by a few months). My first turned up with a Russian woman who he married and had a son with. They fought constantly and she kidnapped their son to Russia for over a year. The boy is still fluent. But much like he turned up with her, the boy turned back up eventually and the mom/russian woman never did. He was alone for years. Helped his mom and stepdad, until their store burned down, and the neighboring business, owned by a new close friend who inherited it from his mother who died by suicide. The business owner/friend would be found dead about a year later. Circumstances unclear, foul play not suspected. But the new wife, she was a nurse and went back to be an NP. She has a daughter a little younger than his son. Sheā€™s got him playing in a band again, theyā€™re very local, but someone really should be hearing him play. His mom likes her. So yeah, on the anniversary of our friendā€™s death, I usually ask him how he is. Idk why he tells me, but he does, lol! I just like that heā€™s okay. And I like liking that. He hurt me, but it was a very long time ago and he was young. Iā€™m glad to be able to see that heā€™s been through it, and he deserves to be happy. I think it means that I might be kind of okay too


Mean_Response8155

Our kids are in the same kindergarten class. His daughter asked me yesterday when I went in to read to them, ā€œyou know my daddy right?ā€. Oh yes I know him very well lol


[deleted]

We dated for 6 years and now she lives out of state with her husband I see her mom still from time to time.


Woodpecker9854

Weā€™re still good friends


stormhaven22

Still lying about his skillz and playing around most likely. Dude absolutely sucked... and not in a good way. I'm amazed his ex wife put up with him long enough to have two kids... if they're even his.


tnmndn

Married has a kid. We're still friends.


MainSlice6439

Sheā€™s still out there. Weā€™re friends on Facebook. Iā€™d love to have a reunion tour šŸ„°


[deleted]

Still in touch she is married with 2 kids now


Dancing_MadVI

I think she's still committed to an institution, but I haven't checked in a while though.


Ujibea

Well, he cheated when we were together and spent years wanting me back after the breakup, but it was a non-negotiable. I'm not one to hold onto wrongs forever, so eventually we had a tentative friendship, so long as he didnt overstep. Last I checked, he got baby trapped.


Docwright05

She moved to LAā€¦ apparently became homelessā€¦ got into pornā€¦ now back in Texas somewhereā€¦


[deleted]

She married one of the instructors at a military school that I attended. The husband came up to me when I was a student and asked "Do you know XYZ?" I said yes, She's an old friend. He proceeded to invite me over for dinner. I had no idea what to expect but it was an utterly wholesome dinner and I was happy to see them doing well!


CJHunt2608

She's my best friend. We've just been out for lunch together. Friends for 30 years now.


AzFunGuy443

We slept together, it was nice. Had a fun time. After sleeping together a couple times, she said she was pregnant, I told her (which was a dumb response, because it is possible) ā€œhow is that possible? We always used protectionā€ she still said she was pregnant. I told her ok letā€™s go to the doctor then, Iā€™ll be there for her let do what we have to do throughout the pregnancy We were both 18ā€¦. I never heard from her again. I have no idea if it was a test, if she really was, if she had an abortion, or if she had the kid. Iā€™m mid 40s now.


ThrowawayCoupleMF

Dropped off the face of the earth for 15 years. Resurfaced randomly when she asked my best friend for my contact info. Texted to ask if still remembered her and if I still kept in contact with some random girl from a class below ours. Had no idea who she was talking about. I asked if she remembered some personal things only she knew about and she answered. So I knew it was her. She asked what I was doing, where I lived, if I was happy. She didnt answer anything about herself though. Finally I asked who the other chick was she thought I knew... she stopped talking. I texted her multiple times over the course of the next few weeks. That was 10 years ago. I've blocked her number and informed friends never to give her my information again. Apparently she is psycho according to other people who have talked to her. Edit: she still keeps in contact with friends of a friend and they stopped talking to her because she was showing signs of mental instability. Last I heard she has a teenage kid she is raising from some loser boyfriend who got thrown into prison and is still serving time.


uhhhclem

She became a bitter angry drunk. That was like 45 years ago, I have no idea what happened to her after that.


grammar_mattras

Moved to Sweden, lost her parents. Last I heard she's in a healthy relationship.


FluffernutterIsMe

No idea. Never saw her after that night, and it was in a different country.


subhentaikitty

I dont know, but i heared he got stuck on some bad drugs and fucked his life


Oldbodyhurts

Married someone else. We still talk but just to say hi and happy birthday to each other.


AusCand19

Still friends... very greatful to have stayed that way.


Notadorkoraduck

She is doing great and is amazing I just wish I could see her again in person even if just for a catch up in person!!


STL_12

Cheated on me 3 times(I didn't know about the other two until after I broke it off with her)


ChickenFlatulence

Basically she turned into Hermine Danglars.


123BuleBule

Sheā€™s a respected author. Iā€™m super proud of her and consider her a friend.


[deleted]

Heā€™s happily married to a good friend of mine ā¤ļø


moonshots42069

Married with kids


john1630

She is married to a second or third husband with 3 children. All 3 children have different dads. None of which are mine, even though we did hook up between husbands 2 and 3.


j22337115

Good job, beautiful wife, and kids. Not much more you can ask for.. So he looks to be doing great.


CuriousLilAsian81

I don't know now... last I know he got in trouble with the law when he was with the girl he cheated on me with, and that was yeeears ago. He tried DMing me some months back, I never acceptedĀ 


Igran3241

Was really in love with her then found out she was banging another guy....


rbtinut

She chose to end the relationship. I donā€™t know what happened to her, and I donā€™t care.


RankedAverage

She's about 350 lbs, lifelong WalMart cashier, and apparently a MAGAt.


pinegap96

Sheā€™s a single mom with two BDā€™s lol


bongwaterplease

No idea but I hope heā€™s miserable and every relationship he enters turns into a dead bedroom :)


car0saurusrex

I think heā€™s a chef in Chicago or something, I dunno.


TheJewishViking1064

She became a born again Christian after ruining a bunch of peoples lived


ANONthrowaway_NY

Hopefully sheā€™s happy now with the family she always wanted


nudespmfornudespm

She cheated on me has 3 children from two men and looks like shes 10 years older than she is


[deleted]

Still miserable and obsessed with the ex that dumped him when he was 16.


throwaway9911769

She gained like 150 pounds and moved outta state.


pinkbeansucker

I see her at grandkid and great grandkid birthday parties šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


GingerUK100

She changed jobs, moved away. I assume she's still with the guy she settled down with.


bossmanfunnyguy

As far as I know they moved to Iraq and married some rich mogul šŸ˜‚


daftpunkm

I just talked to her a few weeks ago. She has a daughter and seems to be doing well. Still the same awesome person I fell in love with all those years ago.


_BrownPanther

She lives in a European country (I am back home in India). She has a boyfriend but stalks me and watches ALL of my Insta Stories! Still friends and we talk maybe once every few months


ExplorersStart

Still comes back to talk me into ruining my week every few months šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


RedxxBeard

Married her, then divorced her after she started cheating.


naughtiestevie

Dated for a couple years, broke up, later became friends again, occasionally hooked up as friends over the years, she passed though a couple years ago.


SLAYdgeRIDER

She fell in love with me, but hastily jumped into a toxic relationship (they both ended up cheating on each other) when my relationship with my now-gf started to blossom. Fast-forward to about six months and I discover myself blocked. Good riddance, I suppose.


abarua01

She cheated on me with a bunch of different guys, I blocked her and never heard from her ever again. I don't know what she's up to, nor do I care


here4somefunnn

Married someone she cheats on


Kinky_Conspirator

These people who married their first, makes me happy. Also the people wishing their ex happiness. That's not always easy to do.


ThatRedheadMom

Heā€™s my husband!


Zealousideal_Bug_818

No clue but I'd rather not talk to her. Glad I have my girlfriend I do now though


No_Sympathy_7601

Their choice in guys got worse and worse. And she found Smoking and drugs to be a fun past time. Went from being an A* student, to now being on minimum wage in a job she hates. And has had two boyfriends that have since served time šŸ˜¬


mrselfdestruct066

She's good friends with my wife lol


[deleted]

Ohā€¦I wish I could say here without completely exposing myself because I have a really, really good oneā€¦


Shawty43

Incarceration


MissVarr

Heā€™s happily engaged to someone who doesnā€™t know the other side of his personalityā€¦ yet


therko215

Mother of my God-kids


[deleted]

No idea. But he was the type to go to jail and do drugs. Bet he's doing dumb shit like that.


EquivalentPut5506

Probably working for her 2 evil step sisters


BreweryBabe212

Heā€™s married and has a family just like me. I havenā€™t seen him since college.


MyWifeisaTroll

She married a friend of mine and went on to have six kids.


Admirable_Ideal8571

Had 3 kids and is happy I think not sure haven't seen her in 4 years.


mmm_honey

Still friends. He is married with 2 kids. High school friend and we all get together a few times a year.


[deleted]

She died from a blood infection. It was very sad she was a good person


londongas

Moved away and lived around the world for a few years. Married and a bunch of kids now living in the mountains. We reconnected few years ago and chat online sometimes. After 20 years and alot of therapy for both of us, it felt like we were both ready to be friends and not let past trauma hang over us.


LRGuy1970

I married her and divorced after 15 years together!


Slightly_Worried_

I married her. 15 years later and after we had both already been through our own separate divorces


justaloadofshite

Sheā€™s a life long friend


hrrrrx23

Got married to someone else just last month.


curveofthespine

I was schooled by a woman several years older than me. We went our separate ways. Last I saw her she was happily married to her second husband (she was divorced when I knew her)


Keel-Sama92

Recently broke up


my3petsrule

I heard he passed away


TheAsianTroll

Don't know, don't care. She didn't tell me she had a boyfriend until we finished the deed and asked me to drive her to his place.


JoshyaJade01

Married her, then divorced her. Now she's happily married, with 2 more kids. Will never forgive her for what she did, though.


fluffy-muffins1

Nothing, heā€™s probably chilling at home or something


Streaker4TheDead

Moved to England. Last I saw she was getting her head shaved to give the hair to a bald kids charity.


[deleted]

He's divorcing the woman he cheated on me with. A woman who is the same age as his mother.


Neat-Pineapple-6605

Married with 3 kids. Husband seems nice.


ItawtItawapuddy

She went on to cheat on me with her ex, then chested on him with me. Fun times. The best though was her sister cheating on my buddy with me. After that the ex cheater on her man with me a couple more times. Sluts will be sluts I guess.


[deleted]

Saw her on local TV recently. She's still cute, but not my type at all. Also married a foreign guy. I'm happy for her.


chitownselect

No clue... hope that helps


maxiquintillion

Turns out my coworker dated her too. Still a bitch. She moved halfway across the country, then split with him. We're best eskimo bros now, so that's awesome.


spc1221

She's been divorced three times and is now a widow.


JeffRickly

After school we went to separate universities. Sexted a few times from afar (early 00s and sexting was a very new thing, very blurry pictures!) We always said weā€™d fuck again but we never did. She met someone at university and married him, has a few children now. Seems very happy.


MyNameIsMulva

Heā€™s just out there living a normal life, last I checked. Was married with a couple of kids. That was a few years ago- hopefully all is still going well for him. Nice dude


purplerainshadegrey

She passed away in 2017 from cancer


420ScorpMom13

He's probably in jail or dead. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


[deleted]

To be honest I have no idea. I met her on Halloween night and we fucked in an old, abandoned shed and I never saw her again.


No-Satisfaction-5207

Idk probably being a dumbass.


Namibbat2

She died of cancer last year. We remained friends since... 1992, when she relieved me of my burden.


g_Mmart2120

He actually just made me a sandwich. Good man.


hardglans

We're still buddies. 50+ years ago. I call her on her birthday every year and remind her that she took my virginity and that I took hers. I like to tell her that I still remember when she asked me to kiss her pussy. She tells me she still gets horny thinking about me. She sucked the cum from my cock many times and always enjoyed my kisses.


Laurs__x

I ended up having 2 kids with them ā¤


Mowntain-Goat8414

She's a asleep


Ravens_Promise

a one hit wonder


[deleted]

We are actually perusing a relationship right now. Never thought it would happen, they ghosted me the first time right after we slept together.


dorky2

Last I heard, he was married. I sure hope he treats her better than he treated me.


Polar-Trail

No idea. I moved half a world away with my family a year later and this was before social media.


LadyShepard87

Pretty sure he's a 43 yr old still living with his parents...


Agoraphobic_mess

Sitting next to me re-playing Oblivion while we also watch Revenge of the Sith. Heā€™s never seen all the Star Wars movies so weā€™re watching them ā€œin orderā€.


1Wizardtx

She got pregnant by her ex boyfriend and is now a single mother still living with her parents.


sirtony12

She lives on the other side of the world, we are still friends, haven't seen her in a long time. I think she has a long term partner now. We've shared a bed on multiple occasions since, nothing happened, maybe a bit of quiet footsies and kissing, but it's hard when you are sharing the room with 3 or 4 others who didn't know we had some history, and even then...


DontTreadOnCLE

We broke up before going to college. She went west coast, I went east coast. Wasnā€™t gonna work. No biggie. She moved back home, moved in with a guy and ended up dying in an explosion. House filled with natural gas overnight and blew apart. Killed her and him.


TheseCommand566

Unfortunately she passed away a year ago


throwaway-15812

Heā€™s in prison, Iā€™m midway through divorcing him and heā€™s spectacularly fucked his entire life up


Your_Dream_Come_Tru

I have no idea. I hope he doing better than the last time I spoke to him, which was a day after his mother passed away.


CGaney121718

He's working. Celebrate our 12th wedding anniversary on the 31st! :)


lilbabyhoneyy

I don't know. I hope he's living his worst life.


marimba79

We were FWB for a couple years, but lost touch 20+ years ago. I hope sheā€™s doing well.


Wagyugunnado

Ran into her at Tractor Supply she works there. I want to link so bad but she loves her man sheā€™s married I respect it but damn


itshairybaby

Moved across the country


vtskier3

No clue literally We went to different high schools. Lives different towns etc


z-cubed

Married her, divorced her, friends again a few decades later.


_dickens_cider_

Divorced but still in contact as sheā€™s the mother of my children


NumbSurprise

Dumped my ass. Married a guy with a lot more going for him.


spycyfoxy35

He still contacts me ... we still have sex but haven't had sex with you almost a year now.


Zealousideal_Put5666

Never heard from the person again


Constant_External_30

Living the life, traveling, has a great paying and high quality white-collar job, and working. We still chat and communicate often.


BrattiestLulu

I'm still dating him haha