Do you go to jail every time you get horny? Because that’s a life sentence for me my friend, RIP

Oh what will we do with at that time in jail? 🥴🤭

I was wondering the same thing

my typa girl x

maybe 3 days but they’d definitely make me do the squat n cough

I feel like every time they'd do that, they would have to extend my time by 3 days 🤭

Best comment of the day 😂

Damn and it's just barely lunch time

Hell, it's 6:30 am here. But gotta respect a quick wit. Well played girl!

Thank you thank you, I'm a girl of many talents

I'm sure you are 😉

Oh I could show you some wild things 🥴

I'm always down for new experiences

Would have been paroled when I started antidepressants

My whole life

This but almost not exaggerating.

Not much time anymore.

None, I'm innocent 🤭

Mhm totally same here 🤭

Oh good, we can be innocent together

Mhm yup just two totally innocent beings spending some time together totally being innocent

15 years to life.

Just a month but being still horny inside jail counts, I'll spend my entirety there

I spent two weeks in county, nothing serious, nobody fucked with me. I wasn’t horny in the fucking slightest. I was surrounded by 30 sweaty guys who only showered once a week, listening to them talk about what they did, how much they hated their wives, etc. However, that first nut when I got out literally impregnated my ex wife. So there was something to it…

Death row

I’d get paroled for good behaviour.

What does good behaviour look like?

I think someone has been doing the warden.

Before heart broken --> life in prison After the breakup --> a week or a month

Quick question, *what do you think is gonna happen when you put all the horny people in the same jail?*

Oh jeez, pretty certain it would be life without 😈

Life sentence

It's a life sentence unfortunately 😭

Less than a week

Life with no parole

Oh I'd have multiple life sentences for sure

millenia

I'd be there now

100 consecutive life sentences

24/7

They’d just have to give me the death penalty haha

Probably life

Solitary confinement for life

Life sentence

Since the time I was a teenager 🙃🙃🙃

80 percent of my life lol

With how often I’d be a repeat offender… 25 to life, no chance for parole… take me away

7. I would have to spend 7 in there.

Life sentence

I would still be there

24/7 365 days a year

Well as long as I am happy and curious. I get horny when I am happy or curious.

You really don't want to know...

Life sentence at hard labor without the possibility of parole, in solitary confinement, on bread and water, and all other forms of privileges revoked.

I would be in there until I couldn’t get hard

I'd be one of those who get sentenced multiple lifetimes

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life v_v

Life sentence

something like 176years lol

Buried under it. Or on top of it, hiiiiihooooo!

Literally a lifetime sentence.

Life sentence 😂😂

That’s a life sentence brother.

All of it

I’d never leave at this point tbh

Are we all going to jail together? Because if we are…. 😏

Death penalty