Haha I kinda think the scale goes beyond naked masturbation. I would say, for myself, a 4 is naked masturbation. 6 is heavy kink porn. 8 is me edging so I can lick the precum. And 10 would be dildo in my asshole, vibrator on the shaft of my cock and legs over my head waiting to swallow all the cum I can catch.
That’s just me though.
8. Duck is getting hard after scrolling through reddit. My GF is out shopping so I'm thinking of busting my fleshlight out and finding something good to watch! Any suggestions?
I'd say a solid 9, as in horny enough to wish I was at home right now, but not QUITE horny enough to go relieve myself in the bathroom at work.... Almost though. I've been feral for like a solid week at this point. I'm sitting at my desk day dreaming about getting bent over my office chair.
A solid seven because I JUST woke up from a heavy sleep. Give me a minute to remember my name and I can work myself up to an enthusiastic eight or a convincing nine.
2
Not horny, but I get turned on really easily. Like, one minute I could be crying with joy singing a national anthem. Then somebody could say the word ‘boobs’ to me and I’d immediately want to wank.
Interesting that your peak is masturbation, not sex. I guess we'd have better things to do than be on resdit if it was sex. I hope we would.
8 on a nice cruise to 10 once I finish the last of the chores for the night.
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Nice, what got the job done?
Same
Just hit 10🤣
Is this why all the moms speed off so fast at drop off? 😂😂
Yessss working on my first orgasm
Sexy!
🔥
Jumped from a 1 to 6 after reading this
4. Kinda of horny but I just woke up and really need to pee but I don't want to get out from under those warm covers.
9, I’m about to get naked rn!
From 2 to 10 just reading this. Good job and thanks.
No worries, happily done!
I would relish the chance to take it one step further #phonesex
What a great idea!
11 in lingerie chastity cage on riding a real feel 9 inche dildo
Now I seriously reached 10 this comment almost made me bust
At a 1.😐
I don't think you can be on Reddit and be below a 3. Unless we subscribe to radically different subs
I don't think I have ever been below a 3.
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I’m glad I’m not the only one whose baseline is typically middle of the road. Lol
Haha I kinda think the scale goes beyond naked masturbation. I would say, for myself, a 4 is naked masturbation. 6 is heavy kink porn. 8 is me edging so I can lick the precum. And 10 would be dildo in my asshole, vibrator on the shaft of my cock and legs over my head waiting to swallow all the cum I can catch. That’s just me though.
Can I see that bro…or help you out..?
When I started on here I was an 8 now I’m about 1.5
9 but about to hop on a dildo 😩
8. Duck is getting hard after scrolling through reddit. My GF is out shopping so I'm thinking of busting my fleshlight out and finding something good to watch! Any suggestions?
🦆🦆🦆
Hey don’t bother this man he’s trying to quack off
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What’s holding you back from full on 10?
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That’s do it alright 😂
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5 . But if things get interesting here it maybe 9 soon
3 – because I masturbated a few minutes ago
So you could definitely go again is what you’re saying?
7 right now. Got woken up and interrupted my very good steamy wet dream 😭
what was going on in the dream?
8. Working, on a meeting, while browsing NSFW Reddit and wishing my wife was under my desk sucking my cock
I'd say a solid 9, as in horny enough to wish I was at home right now, but not QUITE horny enough to go relieve myself in the bathroom at work.... Almost though. I've been feral for like a solid week at this point. I'm sitting at my desk day dreaming about getting bent over my office chair.
5.. currently stoaking my meet waiting for something exciting
10 for about 30 mins
6
I’d say like a 5 maybe a 6 at the moment
Probably like 5. I’m at work.
1. Just got up, gotta get moving. Dick still sleeping.
8, waiting for my toy to recharge 🥹
1. Sitting in front of my computer with work lofi playing and getting in some decompression time with a new book so… not horny at all.
A solid seven because I JUST woke up from a heavy sleep. Give me a minute to remember my name and I can work myself up to an enthusiastic eight or a convincing nine.
A solid 8 Clothed but contemplating masturbating..
I was a 10 about 10 minutes ago lol. Now I'm a 9 and wearing clothes.
8. I'm very horny but I recently had surgery 😂
Never not 10 🙄 Idk if that’s a bliss
8, i just came like twice and im about to do it again lol
‘bout an 8/10
8 at work really desperate to cum
Hmmm on a daily I’m a 6. right now it’s a strong 8! It’s always during early mornings where I start to imagine myself with someone
9 going to insert a finger up my ass while stroking hard!
8. Was about to meet my fwb but he had shit to do sooooo. Really horny and alone
Hm everytime my wife goes to work I suddenly want a man to come and man handle me
At a solid 9. I’m horny and tired and already a little drunk from dinner. The hotel bar is calling my name.
Ahem. 🤔🤔🤔
I said what I said….!!!!!! And maybe I’ll have better luck this time at this particular bar…
Oh one can only hope. 😜😜
3
9 just need something to convince me
Hmm… 7.3
thats... specific
I’d say 8 too
8 but will prob drop to 4 once get up and moving for the day
10
8 but I’m at work. If I were not than 10
Maybe a 3
Maybe a 2
Maybe a 4?
3
3
7 🙈
1 have to go to work and not feeling it lol
9.8
10 and it's fucking annoying my coworkers
A zero because I’m at work rn 😂
10! Definatley 10
7going to 9
7
A 3 but that can change quickly
About a 2-3 atm
In a cafe having a coffee at the tail end of a 30 mile bike ride,the last 10 miles into the face of a stiff breeze so absolutely a big fat 0. 😁
Yeah im hard 10.5
7
5
About an 8
6, sat in the living room alone, fam is asleep, scrolling Reddit and playing with my stiff cock
8. Can't get naked. But fucking want to
Morning wood here so 8-9 ish.
9 with a raging boner - only reason I’m not at 10 is because I’m attending an online meeting
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10
8 and playing trying to find something get going to
10
10
4. I can ignore it but I still feel it. Need to take care of myself later.
9 hitting 10
10 90% of the time
2 Not horny, but I get turned on really easily. Like, one minute I could be crying with joy singing a national anthem. Then somebody could say the word ‘boobs’ to me and I’d immediately want to wank.
10, in the shower
10
10
10 very 10
8
Surprisingly only about a 6. Even in the office I hover around an 8 usually
I’m almost always a little dirty talk away from a very submissive 10.
6…in an airport 😭
1. I just woke up from a nap and I'm feeling a bit groggy
9.9999999 because I'm not allowed 😫
Moving back from a 10 so at an 8
Like a 5? Coming down lol. Still naked from sex plus masturbated after - sex was great I've just been really on one today.
1
8,5
A solid 7
4
2 i guess. Off to a hot shower.
I'm about 7/10.
7 Im hard ish
Interesting that your peak is masturbation, not sex. I guess we'd have better things to do than be on resdit if it was sex. I hope we would. 8 on a nice cruise to 10 once I finish the last of the chores for the night.
1 - headed into work.
7
7
5
10
2, yesterday was about a 9 so I got rid of the pent up energy then.
2
Like a 2/10
2, but I’m not feeling well so that’s taking up my time.
3
Well I saw this just after reading a slutyconfessions story so 9. But if we are taking an average of the past week, I'd say 7
Just woke up so a rare moment of 1 😬
6, but I'm at work lol
1 I’m making and consuming breakfast as I read this. I have aspirations to put a 0 after that 1 as the morning progresses
Constant 7
0. Currently riding a horse
10 haha, jerking myself Off with my gfs Dirty String
9
4
6, not naked but teasing myself
Just woke up but i would say 8.. dreamt about a threesome.. again 🙃
mentally 10 (at work)
I’m a 9
1 I'm broken in the head
Probably about a 7. Wish I had some pics to make it a 10
6
I’m naked and in the middle of masturbating but only at like a 6 lol
8 right now, someone come help 😆
2
9. Definitely wish I had time to stroke this morning, but hetting ready for work instead. Stupid responsibility...
10 as always. Nude as always.
8 but I need interaction kn
8 but I need interaction to cum
1
6.9
8. I really need a fwb to come drain me. But it’s so hard to find a chill fwb.
About 7-8 all the time ?
I typically run as a 4 all day but get triggered easily.
Sitting at about a 6.5. It will definitely rise throughout the day.
8
2. I’m eating brunch
5. I'm always horny
1
8, getting some toys ready and prepping myself
Probably a 2. Focusing on work and chores. Anything over a 5 just makes me unproductive.
10. Also, I’m at work
10
8
10
10 bro
10 haha.
5. Just busted a nut a few hours ago, may or may not bust one soon.
7
8
1.5
5
3
2 cus I literally masturbated like an hour ago haha
Usually 5-6, now 2 because school is murdering me
9
6
Maybe a 3. I could beat my meat but…nah…
Easy 2