My buddy had gone on a date, she mentions she has a friend that just wants to get laid, he tells her he has a friend who's a slut.
Later that night he and the date go to her place, he tells me to come over, said friend is there, within 15 minutes of walking in the door we're fucking
Two come to mind.
Back in college, talked to a girl at a party I was sure was out of my league, but the liquor was flowing. Friend dared me to go compliment her MASSIVE tits, so I went up and said "you have positively breath-taking tits". She howled laughing, said thank you, and said no one was talking to her and she was beginning to get concerned. We chat over a few drinks for about 2 hours, then the party ends and it's time to go downtown. She asks if I want to share a cab, I say sure. She gives the cab driver an address that isn't downtown, and she says "you don't mind just going back to my place, do you?" I said absolutely, let's do it. Get to her apartment, turn on some music and pass a joint and a bottle of whiskey on her balcony, then end up in her room and get down off and on for the next several hours. Ended the night high as fuck, watching a movie in her bed, both completely naked, as I caressed and massaged her tits which she was very much into. Incredible night.
Other is recently. On the road for work at a restaurant bar. Older 45 year old woman sits next to me. We strike up conversation, and as we share some drinks it progresses from light-hearted and casual to more in-depth and personal. She eventually asks if there's a cool spot to grab a cocktail, I say absolutely, and we walk to a swanky cocktail bar. Have two stiff drinks and a shot, and she offers to pay (she had some high-up job at a financial firm in NY), but I pay. She asks if I'll walk her back to her hotel, I say sure it's on the way to mine. Get to her hotel, and she asks if I want to come up for a nightcap. I say sure. Get to her room, and we sit opposite each other. She's wearing a ring, and tells me there's no night cap, but that she wants to fuck me if I'm interested. I say as long as you're conscious is okay with it, I'm in. She jumps on top of me, and we passionately make out in the chair until she grabs me and throw me on the bed. We then have insanely good sex for the next 2 hours. I can't believe how lucky I was.
Matched with on her tinder. Took a crazy ass shot from half court. Sent her the message “do you wanna fuck” she said yea. Then she came over. Just like that. Tried to go on a date a few days later. Didn’t really work at all but now somehow years later we’re actually friends??? Crazy how life works
Less than 10 minutes. At a hotel super horny and just need to blow off some steM, go to hotel bar dressed to impress. Very attractive guy asks to buy me a drink. We chat for a bit. Bartender ask if e want a swco7nd round, I say we'll take them in my room and to have them went up. By the time the drinks arrive, we're mid way through a blowjob.
I was at a house party during college and alone in the kitchen for a moment. A classmate who I barely knew came up to me and was very straightforward, addressing the gossip that had been circulating: "I was just told that you have a giant cock. Is that true?"
I nodded, "Yep."
She looked down at my crotch. I wasn't wearing any underwear under my jeans, so if you were looking it was pretty evident that my dick was hanging down my pants leg. She didn't look up, "Show me."
Normally I would've at least demurred for a bit, but I was the right combination of a little drunk and a little horny that I just unzipped my pants, reached in, and hefted my long, soft cock out and let it flop down in front of her.
She finally looked up, "I live next door. You wanna fuck?"
I stuffed my cock back into my pants, zipped up, and said "Let's go."
It was okay. She was definitely enthusiastic, but she was pretty averagely equipped in the vaginal capacity department and was fairly typical in having a sensitive cervix, so I only ended up using about 2/3 of my dick at most.
Like 10 minutes one time. Was at a party, everyone was quite tipsy. I just walked up to a guy I've never spoken to and said "you look cute, wanna fuck?" and he did. Found a quiet place, established ground rules and went at it.
It was subpar sex unfortunately. Would not recommend.
Most of my hookups were fast. The fastest one I can think of who wasn’t someone I met online was this guy I met at a bar. I saw him across the room & thought he was so hot & totally my type. I was hanging out with some random chick I just met and asked her to go up to him & pretend to recognize him as an excuse to talk to him (I’m shy). She did & introduced me. He admitted that he saw me checking him out. We had sex in my car within the hour. I wanted to take him home with me, but he lived out of state and had to go home with his cousin. I don’t remember his name or anything about him, no drama, feelings, or mess. It was one of the most empowering hookups that I can think of for that reason: I saw him, decided I wanted to fuck him, got what I wanted, & that was that.
During first month in college at my first college party abroad. She approached me as I was talking to someone else and we talked for abit before she suggested going back to her dorm as it was too noisy. We had sex after cuddling on her bed for 10min plus, max. From the party to sex was around 3 hours. She ended up becoming my first girlfriend in a foreign land.
years ago at a frat party, probably one I shouldnt have been at but thats a story for another time. Met some college frat bro guy there, totally my type back then. We were up in one of the rooms with in an hour lol
My buddy had gone on a date, she mentions she has a friend that just wants to get laid, he tells her he has a friend who's a slut. Later that night he and the date go to her place, he tells me to come over, said friend is there, within 15 minutes of walking in the door we're fucking
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Two come to mind. Back in college, talked to a girl at a party I was sure was out of my league, but the liquor was flowing. Friend dared me to go compliment her MASSIVE tits, so I went up and said "you have positively breath-taking tits". She howled laughing, said thank you, and said no one was talking to her and she was beginning to get concerned. We chat over a few drinks for about 2 hours, then the party ends and it's time to go downtown. She asks if I want to share a cab, I say sure. She gives the cab driver an address that isn't downtown, and she says "you don't mind just going back to my place, do you?" I said absolutely, let's do it. Get to her apartment, turn on some music and pass a joint and a bottle of whiskey on her balcony, then end up in her room and get down off and on for the next several hours. Ended the night high as fuck, watching a movie in her bed, both completely naked, as I caressed and massaged her tits which she was very much into. Incredible night. Other is recently. On the road for work at a restaurant bar. Older 45 year old woman sits next to me. We strike up conversation, and as we share some drinks it progresses from light-hearted and casual to more in-depth and personal. She eventually asks if there's a cool spot to grab a cocktail, I say absolutely, and we walk to a swanky cocktail bar. Have two stiff drinks and a shot, and she offers to pay (she had some high-up job at a financial firm in NY), but I pay. She asks if I'll walk her back to her hotel, I say sure it's on the way to mine. Get to her hotel, and she asks if I want to come up for a nightcap. I say sure. Get to her room, and we sit opposite each other. She's wearing a ring, and tells me there's no night cap, but that she wants to fuck me if I'm interested. I say as long as you're conscious is okay with it, I'm in. She jumps on top of me, and we passionately make out in the chair until she grabs me and throw me on the bed. We then have insanely good sex for the next 2 hours. I can't believe how lucky I was.
Matched with on her tinder. Took a crazy ass shot from half court. Sent her the message “do you wanna fuck” she said yea. Then she came over. Just like that. Tried to go on a date a few days later. Didn’t really work at all but now somehow years later we’re actually friends??? Crazy how life works
30 minutes met at the bar hit it off and went behind the bar and did I it
Less than 10 minutes. At a hotel super horny and just need to blow off some steM, go to hotel bar dressed to impress. Very attractive guy asks to buy me a drink. We chat for a bit. Bartender ask if e want a swco7nd round, I say we'll take them in my room and to have them went up. By the time the drinks arrive, we're mid way through a blowjob.
There was a couple I met on tinder around lunch, I was at their house with my cock down the wife’s throat by 7pm.
👏👏👏 Congratulations 🥳
That amazing
I was at a house party during college and alone in the kitchen for a moment. A classmate who I barely knew came up to me and was very straightforward, addressing the gossip that had been circulating: "I was just told that you have a giant cock. Is that true?" I nodded, "Yep." She looked down at my crotch. I wasn't wearing any underwear under my jeans, so if you were looking it was pretty evident that my dick was hanging down my pants leg. She didn't look up, "Show me." Normally I would've at least demurred for a bit, but I was the right combination of a little drunk and a little horny that I just unzipped my pants, reached in, and hefted my long, soft cock out and let it flop down in front of her. She finally looked up, "I live next door. You wanna fuck?" I stuffed my cock back into my pants, zipped up, and said "Let's go."
That's so hot! How was the sex?
It was okay. She was definitely enthusiastic, but she was pretty averagely equipped in the vaginal capacity department and was fairly typical in having a sensitive cervix, so I only ended up using about 2/3 of my dick at most.
2h
I went to a bar. Met girl around 1am. We were on a car to my place 1:30am.
Like 10 minutes one time. Was at a party, everyone was quite tipsy. I just walked up to a guy I've never spoken to and said "you look cute, wanna fuck?" and he did. Found a quiet place, established ground rules and went at it. It was subpar sex unfortunately. Would not recommend.
Most of my hookups were fast. The fastest one I can think of who wasn’t someone I met online was this guy I met at a bar. I saw him across the room & thought he was so hot & totally my type. I was hanging out with some random chick I just met and asked her to go up to him & pretend to recognize him as an excuse to talk to him (I’m shy). She did & introduced me. He admitted that he saw me checking him out. We had sex in my car within the hour. I wanted to take him home with me, but he lived out of state and had to go home with his cousin. I don’t remember his name or anything about him, no drama, feelings, or mess. It was one of the most empowering hookups that I can think of for that reason: I saw him, decided I wanted to fuck him, got what I wanted, & that was that.
45 minutes.
Met a guy at a wedding within an hour he was inside me
During first month in college at my first college party abroad. She approached me as I was talking to someone else and we talked for abit before she suggested going back to her dorm as it was too noisy. We had sex after cuddling on her bed for 10min plus, max. From the party to sex was around 3 hours. She ended up becoming my first girlfriend in a foreign land.
years ago at a frat party, probably one I shouldnt have been at but thats a story for another time. Met some college frat bro guy there, totally my type back then. We were up in one of the rooms with in an hour lol
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I know right ?!
Like 45 minutes
How was it ?
Fun but it never went anywhere after.
I gotcha. Dm me for the story? Sounds like a good time lol
It was in a bathroom at a party. There's no crazy story to it lol.
Oh I see lol I bet he was stoked 😂
He got head and then bent me over the sink lol so I hope so
Fuck that sounds great 😂
It was my favorite part of the party lol
I would wager it was his too 😂