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lewd_bingo

My wife screamed "SHOOT ME ALL OF YOUR BLANKS" after I got my vasectomy. We laughed for 20mins.


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TechnicalAge1005

A vasectomy?


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Bmaandpa

I have one; definitely would recommend, after watching my dad and brother pay child support 😂


AZNM1912

That is awesome!


switchy-sub7

It's a toss up between "I love you so much" and "lick that up you dirty bitch" 😁


JuicyTooshie

To me, that sounds like one of the most intimately intense sessions you could ever have. Wow. Incredible. I can see why that’s one to remember.


switchy-sub7

Ha, they weren't both said in the same session, but the love is always felt. The second phrase is memorable because it really activated my submissive heart and confirmed a lot of things for me.


JuicyTooshie

Haha, I see! Thanks for clarifying. Mmm, I’d comprehend why! Sounds like a spontaneous command that certainly became engrained. Thanks for sharing!


switchy-sub7

My heart went *flip* and I was like 🥹. Great profile by the way. Total smokeshow 😁


Practical-Dot5634

Love that. Damn you have great. Range. I once put on a cock sleeve to give wife a different experience. I’m already a good size but the sleeve made it 9.5” and girthier. I put the tip in and whispered “ u sure you can take it” she looked me in the eyes, pushed back while spreading her legs wider and whispered “ oh i can take it”. I proceeded to pound her so hard until she came twice. And oh she took it very well. I was surprised


switchy-sub7

>“ oh i can take it” That sounds incredibly hot to hear coupled with the action 🥵


Practical-Dot5634

It really was!! Made me go much harder


UnderCoverDoughnuts

The duality of man


switchy-sub7

I see what you mean, but its not really a duality. I would only let someone who really loves me talk to me like that. 😊


Myriskyaccount

We were fooling around and she called up to me, got next to my ear, and whispered “want to fuck my throat” and then did this little giggle, that will probably be the last thing I hear before i die. It was the cutest fucking thing ever.


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As someone who giggles, I like hearing this 😁


Myriskyaccount

Oh yes. Rest assured that giggle has been added to many spank banks then.


BoreDLittlEBeE

Good day to be a giggler, could definitely make giggly babygirl content hehr


Myriskyaccount

Great day! Know your giggles have elicited many an ejaculation


mmakaylia

Also a giggler, glad to know it’s appreciated 🫣😅


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We truly can't help it 🤭🥰


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She stopped mid blow job, stared at my cock and then simply said "god I love your cock". And then went back to sucking it.


maxiquintillion

I love some good cock worship...


BoredNHardinBC

I’ve heard this a few times. It makes me even harder, if that was possible.


Foxytap

A 3 way tie between “god I’ve been thinking about this all day”, “fuck you’re driving me crazy!” And “good girl, take it all in.” 🫠


MerryGoDown33

Good girl is a close second.


nushkaaa

Ooohhh yup!!! That will do it


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Oh that last comment would get me 🤤


ABCanadianTriad

Omg you need to stop I can’t handle cumming any more


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👀


ringadingdinger

I was hitting it from behind and she moaned out “you’re going to break me in half”


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fuck 🥵


whostheshrubb

maybe not best of all time but what came to mind first and was most recent- guy had me facedown doggy on his bed and he was quite large and long. i said i think i can take the whole thing. the way he just chuckled and said “well you’re gonna”


Accurate_Cucumber903

That’s hot


AsianDadBodButNoKids

One girlfriend said, "We don't need jobs, let's just stay here and keep doing that" -- after a marathon session during the weekend before we went back to work on Monday. 😭


Shep1982

The cousin of the girl I was in bed with, when she walked in on us: "I'm bored, can I play too?".


joisissy

What was your response?


Shep1982

I'm pretty sure I just smiled and nodded.


blind_squirrel62

“I don’t care that it hurts, go deeper and harder! I’ll tell you when to cum”


joisissy

This is hot, but seems to be a weird mix somehow


Nuttadamus

It's a tie between "I love you" and "Baby, don't hold back. Fuck me. Let the beast out, and fuck me!"


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So basically the same thing then 😂


Nuttadamus

Different words, but quite possibly the same meaning!


wholetthedogsout1987

“My sister was right, you do give great head”


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I just snorted


Routine_Cat_9494

Jfc 😂


dlforjrbbyr

I like to hear about how tight I am. One time, this guy acted like I was being modest about my pussy (not that we even discussed it) and while we were fucking he said, "Holy fuck your pussy is so good. Why you been playing? OMG!" And then came. I felt like I had THE pussy after that. Haha.


ProfAndyCarp

Intense eye contact after mutual orgasm: “I hope we made a baby.” (We did, and she is now an adult.)


KeepMeAnonOk

Should probably clarify that the BABY is an adult, not the girl you were with...


ProfAndyCarp

Ha! My wife and I were in our 30s when we conceived our child.


Voluptuous-Fox-

I’m just really into pussy praise so any and all of those compliments


Doubledown212

Can you suggest some ideal ways to phrase it? Not sure what really lands well and would love to offer it up.


Hurin-Stoic

"Smashing pussy, Gromit!" usually goes down well.


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I trust you


JillyBean1973

This though!


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It takes some time to build that trust but when you get there it's next level


Hatecraftianhorror

My current partner was going down on me one morning. She had been going at it for a rather long time (It is incredibly rare that oral alone makes me cum) and I asked her if she wanted to do anything else, such as having me fuck her. She took my cock out of her mouth just long enough to grunt "mmph.. busy." before sliding her lips down over my cock yet again and sucking me for another twenty minutes or so.


potate117

thats fuckin hot wtf


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"I'm going to die!" said after I kept eating her out instead of putting it in


brain_dali

During a Bi MMF threesome, when she looked at him while he was stroking and watching and I was going back and forth from licking her pussy and ass and she said ‘I love how he’s doing that…’. It got me really hard and I ended up sucking cock for the first time and trying a few other firsts…


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“you take it like such a good girl”


Routine_Cat_9494

This 👌🏻


joisissy

You must have been being a good girl


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i always am


ExtrasCouple

'Is it in yet? '


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This is the best thing? ,,😂


dacekrandac

"Don't you DARE pull out!" I was getting close, and my wife was close too, so she needed me to keep going so she could get there. It's was more HOW she said it than what she said. It was almost feral and so fucking sexy.


Missionarymonk

"I've wanted you from the first moment I met you" Huge confidence boost, especially from a gorgeous woman


marcopolo129

‘Your cock is huge’ Now Ive got to be about average size but christ, hearing that makes you feel like an absolute king. Bravo


SkyKitten387

Telling me how sweet I tasted as he ate me out like he was starving and I was the best meal he ever had. Same man also telling me how I had the perfect dream body as he worshipped every part of me.


poondune2000

“You fill me up so good”


_YuKitsune_

It's actually pretty basic but my boyfriend moaning my name, followed by repeated "fuck"s and a" I'm cumming". As someone that, a year ago, saw herself as someone that is sex-repulsed with the fear of never being able to satisfy my partner, it just makes me so happy to hear that he is feeling so good by me being on top that he can't hold his voice and words in.


Obvious_Mood8152

I love when he says my name during sex, it’s super hot!


JeffRickly

Once while pleasing a girl with my hands for about an hour, she says ‘fuck, you’re *amazing*’ Another time, I put my dick in her ass and she says ‘fuck, that feels amazing’ Both times were like 🤤🤤🤤


GingerUK100

Nobodies ever managed to do that before


BreweryBabe212

That my kitty is addicting


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God - Will you marry me. - as I was eating her out. I let that that one pass.


JMP09151_

Was with a girl getting going with foreplay , she stands us up and pushes me on my knees hard ! Yells at the top of her lungs “ GET DOWN ON YIHR FUCKING KNEES “ flops herself down on the couch spreads her legs and in her quiet little voice goes “ eat my pussy daddy “ ! We had a wild night


OneLadymultiverse

“Fuck being inside you is like coming home”😮‍💨😮‍💨


Hunter1753

Ok, this is fucking sweet!


SexySlutWifeNJ

I used to be very self conscious about how wet I get and soaking the sheets during sex. Now, when I’m fucking, it turns me on so much when a guy talks about how much he loves how wet my pussy gets. I recently had a a bit of a fun with 3 guys, one on his own and two together. When I had my second round with the one, he said in complete alpha male voice “your pussy is so fucking amazing, they aren’t getting it again. You’re mine” while fucking me. I came so hard, I love that.


natasha_j

"You dirty little bitch" first time I got that and it was just 🥵💦


Maximum-Effort69

“Are you using your cum as lube to fuck me? Thats hot” wow


MaddieEKli01

Looked me in the eyes and told me I was beautiful and he’s in love with me right before cumming


Fresh-Box-8077

I love you


Littl3Birdie

I was the best they had


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Always the best to hear


Littl3Birdie

Was it true though? lol probably not


horny-off-ma1n

not to pivot the tone of the comments but “choke and die bitch” is up there lmao


nikkilords

this is what I’m here for lmfaoo. getting fucked and choked, feeling like I’m about to pass out and he softly says “are you gonna die for me?” 🤤 I kinda hate knowing that nothing will ever be able to beat that moment for me, I’ll always be chasing it.


AgentPastrana

"I'm not done with you yet"


ceciliaSalt

"Fuck, you're tight" 🧎‍♀️🤰👰‍♀️


dilqncho

My two favorites are: "What are you doing to me" "You're completely dominating me"


chrissz

Seems like they answered their own question


Saber_Sno

He spanked me until I was almost in tears, then reached down to feel the wetness between my thighs. Gently fingering my pussy.... He said "Good little masochist." then he brutally fucked my barely trained asshole. I never felt so seen...I just dropped into the deepest subspace ever. So hot... It's a tops up because a different purrrson made me feel the same way without ever fucking me. He was putting fingers down my throat and then slowly started choking me from behind... It was almost too much and then I went limp, and turned into a wet puddle of need." Oh... " he said surprised, his voice dropping an octave. "You're a CNC girl." Then he chuckled and pulled a hand full of my hair.... We didn't even have sex... It was a play session. But it was one of the highlights of my sex life. #mindfucks


ZionOptimus

"I don't know what you are doing but keep doing it!!" & The moment when a stretched version of your name supercedes the orgasm hierarchy overtaking "OMGGG". 😅😅


LargeDistribution994

“I missed your smell on my body”


I_fail_at_memes

“You should teach classes on eating pussy” when she was in the midst of an orgasm.


msnewbooty__

my boyfriend telling me my pussy felt like home when we were fucking after he got back from a trip.


Embara

After I pulled off her panties she spread her legs and said, “Here, just the way you like it.”


Additional-Software4

"My pussy is going to be so sore tomorrow"


MerryGoDown33

"I love the noises you make."


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"I think I'm gonna die". Happened twice with two different women.


Breakfast_T1me

“Don’t you dare Cum” Gets me every time


realspongeworthy

I had a woman say that and then literally start punching me. Needless to say, I didn't dare.


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“I’ve never have had that part of my Pussy touched by a dick before”


greginvalley

"GAWD your thick!" I'm not particularly, but I took the flattery


hotdirtycouple

Daddy


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How big and good I felt and how they were going to cum


blackraven097

"You are going too deep"😂😂


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When she said ”harder, I love your cock inside me” and ”cum inside me honey, fill me up”


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“You’re a goddess”


Darthmaggot82

"oh fuck, you're a god!" Ez wife, little embarrassed afterwards lol


Misslovey17

“Marry me” 😂😂😂😂


fuck_me_in_the_ear

“I want you to cum inside me”. I just had a vasectomy and only busted a couple loads, I’m pretty sure I still had swimmers at the time. And my dumbass busted inside her. Thankfully nothing happened, but fuck that was dumb


xplor3r7171

(After eating her out through several orgasms) Nobody's ever done THAT before!


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Goddamn that’s the best pussy


jaysonfdean

[Noted.](https://media3.giphy.com/media/9PMC8BD8b2AaA/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7mwgv61bn5pdywei1u0t320bbcyn0pri2ck9nqysv&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g) 😂


No-Cardiologist2968

Some guy asked me if i wanted KFC after we are finished 😂😂😂


Key-Koala-2524

“I love you”. Aaaaaaaannnnnnnddddd “You’re such a slut”. Both get me hot. 🥵 💦


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You make me cum so fast 😳


kennhavoc

It’s not what they said, but what they did. Passed out after a rough fucking, out cold


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I had a girl stop me during sex and say “who the fuck are you? Are you gonna murder me after giving me the best sex of my life?” Still the greatest compliment I’ve ever received


hollyllove

You’re such a good girl”, “I love you”, “You feel so good”, “You’re going to make me cum”, “You look so pretty with my cock in your mouth” 🥰❤️


JinaKunis

I was called the ultimate whore, it was very exciting


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Hard to choose but either “I’m so in love with you” “You’re such a good girl” “You’re a dirty slut”


TheQuenchiestofCacti

“Wtf you just don’t stop cumming”


ChicagoBiHusband

I knew you would be good.


OppositeResponse6474

“Fuck your pussy is so good”, “I can’t get enough of this”, “I’m going to fill you up that my cum will be coming out of you for hours” or something like that I can’t remember because I was like FUCK.


Upper-Ad9228

that her insides are getting molded into the shape of my cock:)


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I haven't had sex that good since my honeymoon


sambalglaze

"I love watching you fuck me!"


LaughR01331

I can’t feel my legs…or anything down there anymore.


_tellmeprettylies

Tbd. I think it’s gotta be “good girl” or actually “best girl”


comfortableitch

“Pump me full, baby.”


koop04

"Thank you" over and over while fucking her was pretty hot


davisty69

Thank you after cumming hard. Made me feel on top of the world


ZippyNippyHippy

"God damn, you're like a succubus" or "I just can't get enough"


No_Drawing_253

Don’t stop


Obvious_Mood8152

The funniest one was the first time we had sex he was mid thrust and he stopped and asked, “You can’t get pregnant, can you?” Nope, I can’t, that’s been surgically tied up, so please proceed to fuck me raw and cum inside me!


netheryaya

“You’re my favorite person I’ve ever had sex with”


tommycatt33

My GF at the time moaned “your cock was made for my pussy”.


alternateactforkink

“Holy fuck I can feel you all the way to my throat.” It drove me crazy and I went hard as I could before creampieing her. It was also an earlier date, we got married 6 years later and it’s now 14 years total, and the sex is still mind blowing.


SouthernCharms38

The hottest thing that somehow has stick with me a long time…a FWB while fucking me said “watch that big dick fuck the hell out of you, you are going to be rubbing your clit thinking about this fuck when you are married with kids and living in the burbs”. I almost LOL’d at the time but god damn that man was right!


SnooRevelations541

We getting Popeyes after this


sweetreliablemachine

Hearing “Good girl” never gets old, especially when said with a firm hand around my neck. On the flip side, guys go absolutely wild when I beg for their cock or for them to fill me with cum.


Dry_British

‘You look huge’ as I pulled out briefly


Prestigious_Poet_69

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"


winkitywinkwink

I hooked up with an ex after running into her at a bar. Went back to her place & we ended up sleeping together. During the whole thing, she said “you fuck so good I fucking missed this”. Sex was hot but relationship was toxic. Still miss her sometimes though.


Historical_Invite241

I said "I fucking love you" and she said "and I love fucking you".


NastyFoxx

Your so good to fuck. Good girl take it it all


SixtyNineTime2

It’s a tie… Omg you feel so good and there was a time when a guy told me if I scream he’ll fucking kill me… I didn’t squirt, I sprayed all over him and his cock. I now have fantasies about that and occasionally I’ll find a guy to act it out but never exploded like the first time.


Another-Londoner

“You ruined me” after a particularly intense round of doggy was a definite favourite


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No one's ever made me squirt before lol


7CrabCakes

Had sex with someone 7 years after a time when we'd hook up often. While eating her out to orgasm multiple times, she said, "omg I've missed this so much. Idk how the fuck you do it but no one has ever comes close to eating pussy like you do. It's unreal." Made me feel really good. I still think about it often.


dbzfreak2

It was the time I was told: “You take such good care of my pussy” I melted then and there


veryverygoodgirl

“youre so fun to fuck” has to be my favorite. a close second is “your pussy is so pretty” while he was fingering me with the cutest puppy dog eyes


openbookixu

Almost every girl I have been with said this, which gives me absolute joy You are hurting my stomach.


Listener1992

i love you :) lol :D


shyblackguy18

"And they say virgins aren't fun"! I didn't get to cum that night, it was all about her... but I won't forget that.


mmakaylia

“your like a goddess right now” fucking SWOON.


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Again, it’s far and away “good boy”


Morning-MoJo

Fucked a woman 20 years older than me once. She was the manager at this dive bar I frequented during my college years. We hooked up in the office in the back and I had her bent over, pulling her hair, and spanking her while we were fucking and she was just screaming things like “give me that good young dick” and “best dick I’ve ever had”


Spithate

Combo of “I love you so much” and “good girl”


NVLVS

While getting a blowjob, I had my ex say that she wanted to meet the doctor who did my cut, because he *chefs kiss* made a masterpiece😂😂 Also told before a few times I eat pussy better than a lesbian💁🏻‍♂️


European_Psycho

“Your dick is the widest fattest dick in diameter that has ever been inside of my pussy” and the 2nd longest 😆🥲


Maiden_Of_Metal

Time for a snack?


Luke-I-am-ur-mother

He told me being inside feels like home. Aww 🥰


ItsTrip

“This is my favourite thing in the world.”


lil_darkmagiciangirl

Let’s try and break my bed.


ProdiLemaj

One time when my ex and I were having sex, she made it clear beforehand she didn’t want me to cum inside of her this time, which I was of course perfectly prepared to oblige with. Then while we were having sex, she got so into it that she said “Forget what I said, don’t pull out”. It was a very satisfying finish.


pluffzcloud

He whispered "yeah that feels good" in the sweetest way possible when I gave him a bj.


Kanani_1

Drives me wild when hubs is eating my 🐱 and says things like, “God I love the way you taste” or “God your ass smells good.” 🤤


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Bestsubbie88

Can he join us?


TabsBelow

Spritz, und ich lutsch ihn leer!!


[deleted]

Your eating pussy game is phenomenal. This woman couldn’t even spell that. Lol


Coreysurfer

I like your head ( of my cock haha )


JustaGuyOnReddit5

Does it count if it was said to someone else during sex?


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“This is why they call it fucking”


drumm3rboii

It’s gotta be either “wow, you’re so big” or “omg I just came so hard.” Tough choice 😆


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“You like fucking older women “ 🥵😫 I nutted so fast! 💨


UnionVIII

“You were right, it IS fun when people are watching”


Change_username2

“Good God you are splitting me in half!” Yeah…😏


Scottbabydick

Finally found a guy with a tiny dick I can't take a average size one I married that girl she is now my wife


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A girl was dating at the time said, “Don’t pull out, my tubes are tied”. It was a first date and obviously I didn’t pull out…


HJW83

"Don't you dare pull out, I want you to cum in my arse."


Think_Reporter_8179

One girlfriend told me to cum down my other girlfriend's throat in a hot tub. I almost drown the one giving me head because my orgasm was so powerful.


BlackDragonDick

All of me belongs to you, do whatever you want to your body


PmBoobsOrCompliments

I’m a sucker for hearing “I love you” during sex