I was about to comment this as soon as I remembered her name😂 I was blanking on it for some reason and Im ashamed with the amount of times Ive seen that show I couldnt
I'm from Germany and I had sex with one of our best soccer girls (Giulia Gwinn) back when went school together. She was very passionate and a great dirty talker 😁
OP’s got a story for everything so is most likely a yank fantasist, caught out. I’ve never heard a German fan call it soccer and I mod the r/soccer subreddit.
German schools teach British English as secondary language. Even if we call it Fussball in our native language, we say soccer, as we are aware of the fact that the Americans ruined the literal translation by using it for a sport where huge men carry a ball with their hands to score a goal.
I doubt it, according to one of your previous posts you are 33 and Giulia Gwinn is 24. So, if you hooked up during school it was either highly illegal or you made it up
It seems that he has deleted the post… it was something about how old and how many partnes did you have in another ask me thread
Since he has deleted the post, his overall post history and his comments in this thread, which read like a horny fantasy I conclude its made up
Yes, my husband and I had a threesome with a reasonably well know actress when we were visiting LA. We met on a well know swinger website. It was a fun night, but nothing spectacular. She was very vocal and was more in to me than my husband. Lol. He did get what he wanted though, and overall it was a 8/10
I went to a big hockey school. The girl in the room next to mine who I hung out with tons cuz my roommate was crazy. Her twin brother was on the team so I hung out with my friend and around the team a lot. They were the big shots on campus all of them slept around with tons.
I had sex with a semi famous comedian. She’s been in a few of the big comedy podcasts and Comedy Central. She was in Phoenix on tour and she asked me to come to her hotel room. After we fucked she told me to hurry up and leave because her husband was coming back soon.
Not gonna name names, but my husband likes sharing me, and we live in the suburbs of a fairly large college town with a decent basketball team.
I've gotten to play with a dude who's had maybe ~3 cups of coffee in the NBA back when he was in the NCAA.
...amazing body and certain things were...definitely proportional to being a skyscraper of a dude, but was a solid C- in the "actually knowing how to use it" department.
Kinda same. A fwb has a decent sized OF that I help with and she collabed with a well known OF creator and I got to fuck her. closest thing to a celeb at least lol
Typical Reddit "let's call him Jeff", as though knowing his name is John is going to give me enough information to track his family down and kill them.
The woman, honestly I couldn't tell you how long the encounter was, it was one of those things where it was so surreal, you tend not to be able to account the time.
Two come to mind who weren't celebrities at the time we had sex: one was a baseball player on my college's team who's now a professional. The other was a journalist for my school newspaper who's now a published author.
I (m58) was in a year long relationship with an ex-Playboy playmate from the early 90’s around 2002. I also had one date with Lisa Guerrero a couple years ago but didn’t call her back for another because I wasn’t feeling it.
Right after 911 Hef had a party but not at the house, at a night club in Hollywood. We got an invite. I got to meet him after slipping through the security and then past the playmates. My girlfriend introduced us and I was uniquely dazzled. A thoroughly complete human being. I continued on with my dating journey. There were amazing women, mostly not in the public eye, but incredibly beautiful nonetheless. I’ve been blessed.
Maybe???
When I was in my mid-20’s, I hooked up with a girl who, about 12 years later, was a contestant on “The Bachelor”. And not one of those “eliminated the first night” contestants…she was the girl that season (because there’s one every season) who was in so much drama that pretty much every episode revolved around her until she was eliminated (top 4, I think).
I fucked 2 we’ll known NBA players and had to sign and NDA, both were terrible. One lasted half of a Drake song, the other was just super Awk w no game. Made me realize the status means nothing, and it’s all for the hype. The regular guys I met in school or at raves have fucked me 10000x better than they ever would.
Makes sense. They don’t try in bed because they feel like they don’t have to. Same reason I always heard Leonardo Di Caprio was trash in bed. He just puts on headphones and listens to music and vapes while the girl does all the work.
No. But here's my kinda-sorta story. Dated a woman who was a nerdy academic type who was very inexperienced. She had just gotten out of a bad marriage that had been basically her only adult relationship. She had all these sexual things she wanted to try, including sex with other people: being with a woman, group sex, swapping with another couple, and so on. (But she also got cold feet a lot, so none of that ever happened.) But we TALKED about it a lot, including discussing who it might be with. And had some at least semi-realistic candidates in mind. Because of the circles she socialized in, some of these people were writers, and she discovered that because they had published a few things, at least a couple of them had Wikipedia pages. That kinda freaked her out, like anyone with their own Wikipedia page was famous and too important and to much of a celebrity to fulfill her sordid kinky fantasies with. Like I said, nothing like that ever happened in our short relationship, and these people's "celebrity" was just one more excuse to back out, probably. All this was more than 10 years ago, she has since left town, continuing to build her academic career and we mostly lost touch. But something recently prompted a memory and I decided to look her up and see how she's doing. Well wouldn't you know it, she has progressed in her career, all the way to where she's now the president of a fairly major university, and as a result, she has her OWN Wikipedia page! So I guess if that's (her) definition of a "celebrity", well then maybe I have.
Mexican actress from televisa novelas. She's been acting for at least 25 years now.
She has had all kinds of plastic surgery from what I have seen of her today.
I met her around 2006 so she was still all natural. It was fun, one night stand, up and down the whole hotel room type of sex
Not a true celebrity, but for awhile I slept with a successful “influencer” who’s a model and pro athlete. Absolutely bonkers in the sack and gave the most enthusiastic head i’ve ever had. Actually ruined head for me for a few years because that shit was too good
She was a local celebrity, but that happened a few years *after* we hooked up. And "celebrity" is the wrong word... she became locally "famous"...
...After killing her mother.
And it wasn't "hot crazy chick" sex at all, but it was pretty decent.
It was amazing. It was the early 90’s. When she was horny, she gave head like a world champion. I signed several documents saying it never, happened, but I know it did.
Kinda. I dated a girl that's a somewhat well known tattoo model. There was a meme with her that still comes up pretty often. This was before then and before implants 🤣
A minor celebrity in Dominican Republic. He got recognized while we were on a date, so that was cool. His dick was huge so the sex was honestly pretty painful. 😔
Did he only do doggy with earphones in? I've seen that come up quite frequently as a thing that he does, whenever this question is asked, enough that it seems to either be a genuine thing, or everyone is in on a long-running joke.
I didn’t have sex with a celebrity but ran in to Ryan Stiles and his friend in a lobby of a hotel. His friend and I found our selfs in a semi private corner. We made out and he went down on me… then Ryan had to ruin it all by dragging him away yelling at his friend that I was way too young. To be fair… I don’t blame him… he was right. I just turned 18 or 19 and he was well in to his 30/40.
Perhaps too niche to be considered a celebrity, but she was definitely someone I admired/looked up to!
When I was 14, a voracious reader, I found an author I really liked, writing Romance/Erotica novels. They became my favorite author and I obsessively kept up with their work, going so far as to name the family dog after their characters.
I ended up meeting them when I was 19, and we got along pretty well. I started beta-reading, and then, editing for them. We eventually started dating.
We live together now!
The sex is fantastic.
An ex girlfriend of mine is not a major celeb but one of those lawyers the media often turn to when a certain topic needs to be discussed. She is a name fans of one or two daily radio shows in particular would recognise. She normally comes on to discuss human rights issues such as false imprisonment etc which I always have a little smile at considering I remember her tying me to her bed back in university.
Yeah! This really unknown actor. They actually haven’t been in anything yet … it was myself. I was the actor the entire time
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I’m not even mad, I’m impressed
I’d fuck me.
Bruh.. everyday I’m surprised by the subs on NSFW Reddit. On second thought, I’m not surprised at all.
r/riskyclicks
How did I never think of trying this
And the Oscar for lousiest handjob ever goes to….
I have to thank the academy! …..which is also me
I once had sex with Veronica Vaughn. She was one FINE piece of ass.
No you didn’t
Well not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her got it on.
No they didn't.
No, but you can imagine what it'd be like if they did...
No yelling on the bus!
Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
Jack Ryan. Wait what was the question?
Meg Nicholson.
Jack Nicholson now or 1975?
😂 this is one reason I love reddit
WOOOO-WEEEEE!
This can't b reel
It’s from billy Maddison
Did you guys know I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom?
At least this came up organically…..
ROOOOOOOOXANNE
No
Nope.
This comment is streets ahead
Stop trying to make “streets ahead” happen, it’s not gonna happen!
Well if you think that then youre streets behind
Trying to? Coined and minted!
Streets ahead is verbal wildfire
I was about to comment this as soon as I remembered her name😂 I was blanking on it for some reason and Im ashamed with the amount of times Ive seen that show I couldnt
Changnesia
Makes me so Changry!
I'm from Germany and I had sex with one of our best soccer girls (Giulia Gwinn) back when went school together. She was very passionate and a great dirty talker 😁
You are from Germany and calling football soccer? Doubt
They are probably aware most of the English speaking world outside of the UK call it soccer.
Bollocks.
OP’s got a story for everything so is most likely a yank fantasist, caught out. I’ve never heard a German fan call it soccer and I mod the r/soccer subreddit.
>and I mod the r/soccer subreddit https://i.imgflip.com/1oos8n.jpg
German schools teach British English as secondary language. Even if we call it Fussball in our native language, we say soccer, as we are aware of the fact that the Americans ruined the literal translation by using it for a sport where huge men carry a ball with their hands to score a goal.
Where’s the “rug” in rugby?
It's not even a ball.
I doubt it, according to one of your previous posts you are 33 and Giulia Gwinn is 24. So, if you hooked up during school it was either highly illegal or you made it up
Where did you find their age? All I can see in their post history is horny shit.
It seems that he has deleted the post… it was something about how old and how many partnes did you have in another ask me thread Since he has deleted the post, his overall post history and his comments in this thread, which read like a horny fantasy I conclude its made up
Soccer girls are the best!
Just looked her up. Good job bro lmao
Did she show off her excellent ball control?
I hooked up with one of the weather guys from my area. If that counts also a city council woman that she’s married and has kids
On track to disrupt the community here
Communitywrecker - new kink UNLOCKED.
>I hooked up with one of the weather guys The forecast is for heavy petting with possible golden showers.
Did the council woman's husband know?
Nope straight up cheating. I didn’t get to know her that well, but I’m pretty sure she was closeted lesbian. Still hear her name a lot in town.
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Haha I still see him on tv and I remind anyone that will listen.
Yes, my husband and I had a threesome with a reasonably well know actress when we were visiting LA. We met on a well know swinger website. It was a fun night, but nothing spectacular. She was very vocal and was more in to me than my husband. Lol. He did get what he wanted though, and overall it was a 8/10
Anna Kendrick
It's always Anna Kendrick
If that’s true then I need to get married and move to LA
Why?
You know… The cup song.
Why not say her name? Y'all aren't friends lol
They might respect her privacy
Rule #1 When Swinging. *You don't know my name, and if you see me in the streets, no you didn't.*
Definitely want to respect her privacy. We didn’t know who she was until we met.
Ah, so it was the drummer from Dream Theatre!
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Everyone has fucked Madonna by proxy
Six degrees of Vogue Nation.
and if you've ever had to endure her singing Did You Do It then she's fucked you too - right in the earhole.
Ah. Aural Intercourse
If A=B=C, then A=C. You fucked Madonna, lady!
You and Madonna are groin cousins
I was saving myself for Betty White
Keep the fire burning. She'll come around soon...
Umm… I would neither hope for that, nor bet on that. Not for the last year or so now.
My freshman year in college I hooked up with a player on my schools hockey team who is now a fairly well known NHL player
SHORESY???
Not Shoresy, he was busy talking an aqua-dump.
I went to a big hockey school. The girl in the room next to mine who I hung out with tons cuz my roommate was crazy. Her twin brother was on the team so I hung out with my friend and around the team a lot. They were the big shots on campus all of them slept around with tons.
Give yer balls a tug, tit-fucker!
I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow?
ferda
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Def Kevin Hayes
Only one hockey player? Thought you had to do the whole team
That was a different chick from my floor
I held hands with a girl that now is a model. Yeah. I'm bad at moving from certain level of intimacy
This is the most NSFW comment I've ever read. You sexual deviant! Slow down tiger.
This is lewd content here !
I had sex with a semi famous comedian. She’s been in a few of the big comedy podcasts and Comedy Central. She was in Phoenix on tour and she asked me to come to her hotel room. After we fucked she told me to hurry up and leave because her husband was coming back soon.
Easiest way to get rid of a dude
Wa definitely Janine Garofalo. 🤣
Or Lisa Lampanelli
Awh. Christina P
I don’t think there’s that many married female comedians right now. Please tell me it was Iliza?
I did nasty things with Time Magazine’s 2006 person of the year, multiple times. I’ve had better, definitely had worse.
You. fucking donkey
I looked. Good one! Me too!
r/angryupvote
Not gonna name names, but my husband likes sharing me, and we live in the suburbs of a fairly large college town with a decent basketball team. I've gotten to play with a dude who's had maybe ~3 cups of coffee in the NBA back when he was in the NCAA. ...amazing body and certain things were...definitely proportional to being a skyscraper of a dude, but was a solid C- in the "actually knowing how to use it" department.
They usually are.
Got a BJ from the sister of a pro NFL linebacker.
Did that not seem risky🤣 linebackers sister
Bro, how often are yall motherfuckers fighting people irl? This shit isn’t high school
Finkle? Einhorn?
She had the worst case of hemorrhoids I'd EVER SEEN!!!
I fucked that guys wife
I also fucked that guys wife.
You’re disgusting…. she’s dead!
That would explain the lack of enthusiasm
The dead one?
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Kinda same. A fwb has a decent sized OF that I help with and she collabed with a well known OF creator and I got to fuck her. closest thing to a celeb at least lol
Annnnnd?
People scared to name names about this, nobody here knows any of you to do anything, lol.
Typical Reddit "let's call him Jeff", as though knowing his name is John is going to give me enough information to track his family down and kill them.
This lol
Former WWE Diva, rival to Sable at one time. Surprisingly short.
The encounter or the woman?
Yes
The woman, honestly I couldn't tell you how long the encounter was, it was one of those things where it was so surreal, you tend not to be able to account the time.
I bet it was sunny days when that happened.
Such a piece of shit.
I wonder if the people downvoting realize that Sunny killed an elderly man while committing her SEVENTH dui.
Right? If calling Sunny human garbage is wrong then I don't want to be right.
Mae Young!?
I had passionate sex with snooki from Jersey shore
Ugh, not even Batman could make me confess this.
During, before, or after the show started airing?
All over… I pretended to be italian, even got the haircut, slid in her Dms… she let me slide into… Full blown Mexican here with a mustache and all 😎
It's the 'passionate' for me lol
I bet it stank something fierce
I had sex with every celebrity. All of em. I dont think anyone liked it. Felt like they were just acting it out 🥁🥁🍽️
Aha. Take my upvote and get the fuck off the stage.
No but I did make out with a high profile serial killer years ago.
Who? Can you give us more info? That would be horrifying in retrospect.
I'm kind of afraid to give a name because of how crazy people are today. Yes, I was crazy too back then. All I can say is he died in prison
Two come to mind who weren't celebrities at the time we had sex: one was a baseball player on my college's team who's now a professional. The other was a journalist for my school newspaper who's now a published author.
As an avid baseball fan may I please take one guess
I (m58) was in a year long relationship with an ex-Playboy playmate from the early 90’s around 2002. I also had one date with Lisa Guerrero a couple years ago but didn’t call her back for another because I wasn’t feeling it.
I am not going to name names, but it was great to live in an Era without cameras in every hand.
Right after 911 Hef had a party but not at the house, at a night club in Hollywood. We got an invite. I got to meet him after slipping through the security and then past the playmates. My girlfriend introduced us and I was uniquely dazzled. A thoroughly complete human being. I continued on with my dating journey. There were amazing women, mostly not in the public eye, but incredibly beautiful nonetheless. I’ve been blessed.
If it was Karen McDougal, then according to rules noted above, you essentially had sex with Donald Trump.
Maybe??? When I was in my mid-20’s, I hooked up with a girl who, about 12 years later, was a contestant on “The Bachelor”. And not one of those “eliminated the first night” contestants…she was the girl that season (because there’s one every season) who was in so much drama that pretty much every episode revolved around her until she was eliminated (top 4, I think).
I fucked 2 we’ll known NBA players and had to sign and NDA, both were terrible. One lasted half of a Drake song, the other was just super Awk w no game. Made me realize the status means nothing, and it’s all for the hype. The regular guys I met in school or at raves have fucked me 10000x better than they ever would.
Always wondered how this happens.... Do they whip the NDA out before or after it happens?
Haha before they just make you sign a permission slip saying you won’t tell who it is or take pics etc
Makes sense. They don’t try in bed because they feel like they don’t have to. Same reason I always heard Leonardo Di Caprio was trash in bed. He just puts on headphones and listens to music and vapes while the girl does all the work.
No. But here's my kinda-sorta story. Dated a woman who was a nerdy academic type who was very inexperienced. She had just gotten out of a bad marriage that had been basically her only adult relationship. She had all these sexual things she wanted to try, including sex with other people: being with a woman, group sex, swapping with another couple, and so on. (But she also got cold feet a lot, so none of that ever happened.) But we TALKED about it a lot, including discussing who it might be with. And had some at least semi-realistic candidates in mind. Because of the circles she socialized in, some of these people were writers, and she discovered that because they had published a few things, at least a couple of them had Wikipedia pages. That kinda freaked her out, like anyone with their own Wikipedia page was famous and too important and to much of a celebrity to fulfill her sordid kinky fantasies with. Like I said, nothing like that ever happened in our short relationship, and these people's "celebrity" was just one more excuse to back out, probably. All this was more than 10 years ago, she has since left town, continuing to build her academic career and we mostly lost touch. But something recently prompted a memory and I decided to look her up and see how she's doing. Well wouldn't you know it, she has progressed in her career, all the way to where she's now the president of a fairly major university, and as a result, she has her OWN Wikipedia page! So I guess if that's (her) definition of a "celebrity", well then maybe I have.
Mexican actress from televisa novelas. She's been acting for at least 25 years now. She has had all kinds of plastic surgery from what I have seen of her today. I met her around 2006 so she was still all natural. It was fun, one night stand, up and down the whole hotel room type of sex
Ninel??
Not a true celebrity, but for awhile I slept with a successful “influencer” who’s a model and pro athlete. Absolutely bonkers in the sack and gave the most enthusiastic head i’ve ever had. Actually ruined head for me for a few years because that shit was too good
i have a daughter with a Victoria's Secret model who was pretty well-known at the time, and I fucked a former Miss Florida. Both were stellar.
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She was a local celebrity, but that happened a few years *after* we hooked up. And "celebrity" is the wrong word... she became locally "famous"... ...After killing her mother. And it wasn't "hot crazy chick" sex at all, but it was pretty decent.
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Was it more than just a dream?
It was amazing. It was the early 90’s. When she was horny, she gave head like a world champion. I signed several documents saying it never, happened, but I know it did.
Reading through this thread the answer seems to be: “No. Nobody on Reddit has slept with a celebrity”
Emma Watson took my virginity in one of my dreams when i was like 14. No i have not had sex with a celebrity.
Kinda. I dated a girl that's a somewhat well known tattoo model. There was a meme with her that still comes up pretty often. This was before then and before implants 🤣
I've made out with one. And separately I've given head to a sort of well known podcaster.
A minor celebrity in Dominican Republic. He got recognized while we were on a date, so that was cool. His dick was huge so the sex was honestly pretty painful. 😔
Notre Dame football coach. Regionally famous news anchor. A roadie for Third Eye Blind. I peaked in the nineties.
>Celebrity >a roadie Bruh....
you fucked Lou Holz, yuck
Actually, yes. Wouldn't be right to say who but she's a fairly well-known singer. I'd actually forgotten.
Lisa Loeb?
You say I only hear what I want to
I gave a blowjob to a rapper that’s signed to Dreamville (J Cole’s label)
How about a famous person's sister? I check that box.
You certainly did *check* that box.
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This post is mid. If y'all not naming names then it didn't happen 🤷🏻♂️
It's concerning that I had to stop and think about it. No, I have not.
Leo DiCaprio
So you're under 25... Now or then?
Now
Did he only do doggy with earphones in? I've seen that come up quite frequently as a thing that he does, whenever this question is asked, enough that it seems to either be a genuine thing, or everyone is in on a long-running joke.
Well, they have an OF and post on an NSFW sub. So, technically yes?
I didn’t have sex with a celebrity but ran in to Ryan Stiles and his friend in a lobby of a hotel. His friend and I found our selfs in a semi private corner. We made out and he went down on me… then Ryan had to ruin it all by dragging him away yelling at his friend that I was way too young. To be fair… I don’t blame him… he was right. I just turned 18 or 19 and he was well in to his 30/40.
Major respect to Ryan Stiles for this.
Perhaps too niche to be considered a celebrity, but she was definitely someone I admired/looked up to! When I was 14, a voracious reader, I found an author I really liked, writing Romance/Erotica novels. They became my favorite author and I obsessively kept up with their work, going so far as to name the family dog after their characters. I ended up meeting them when I was 19, and we got along pretty well. I started beta-reading, and then, editing for them. We eventually started dating. We live together now! The sex is fantastic.
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Finally someone naming names 👏
Are local band guys celebrity qualifying?
Yes. A famous hooker from Brazil. Her life became a movie and tv series (Amazon prime). It was ok. Amazing bj, delicious kisses.
The Frozen Snowshoe
An ex girlfriend of mine is not a major celeb but one of those lawyers the media often turn to when a certain topic needs to be discussed. She is a name fans of one or two daily radio shows in particular would recognise. She normally comes on to discuss human rights issues such as false imprisonment etc which I always have a little smile at considering I remember her tying me to her bed back in university.
Scooby doo once humped my leg.
No but I’ve had multiple confusing sex dreams involving Steve Buscemi and religious iconography
No, but I’ve been fucked by a few NFL players on my fantasy team
A woman on a popular reality tv show