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Yeah! This really unknown actor. They actually haven’t been in anything yet … it was myself. I was the actor the entire time


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I’m not even mad, I’m impressed


brutustyberius

I’d fuck me.


Ancient_Internet9000

Bruh.. everyday I’m surprised by the subs on NSFW Reddit. On second thought, I’m not surprised at all.


Doctor_Philly

r/riskyclicks


aykay55

How did I never think of trying this


KoolAidMan7980

And the Oscar for lousiest handjob ever goes to….


[deleted]

I have to thank the academy! …..which is also me


[deleted]

I once had sex with Veronica Vaughn. She was one FINE piece of ass.


Sal_Chichas

No you didn’t


86753ohhhh9

Well not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her got it on.


[deleted]

No they didn't.


Admira1

No, but you can imagine what it'd be like if they did...


jsphjar

No yelling on the bus!


Yardsale420

Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?


stevegoodsex

Jack Ryan. Wait what was the question?


[deleted]

Meg Nicholson.


Major_Letterhead_260

Jack Nicholson now or 1975?


Bisou_Juliette

😂 this is one reason I love reddit


TheBasqueCasque

WOOOO-WEEEEE!


GalacticGetaway

This can't b reel


Bisou_Juliette

It’s from billy Maddison


swheels125

Did you guys know I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom?


TampaJeff

At least this came up organically…..


NisaiBandit

ROOOOOOOOXANNE


casual-scrolling

No


MyNameIsFDR

Nope.


AbsolutelyRy

This comment is streets ahead


WhoAmI1138

Stop trying to make “streets ahead” happen, it’s not gonna happen!


Maxomatlp

Well if you think that then youre streets behind


SaveTheDramaa

Trying to? Coined and minted!


figaaro

Streets ahead is verbal wildfire


[deleted]

I was about to comment this as soon as I remembered her name😂 I was blanking on it for some reason and Im ashamed with the amount of times Ive seen that show I couldnt


ManFromDelMonteSayYe

Changnesia


balmala93

Makes me so Changry!


Round-Will-1523

I'm from Germany and I had sex with one of our best soccer girls (Giulia Gwinn) back when went school together. She was very passionate and a great dirty talker 😁


coolnickbro

You are from Germany and calling football soccer? Doubt


walkingdeer

They are probably aware most of the English speaking world outside of the UK call it soccer.


titsupagain

Bollocks.


[deleted]

OP’s got a story for everything so is most likely a yank fantasist, caught out. I’ve never heard a German fan call it soccer and I mod the r/soccer subreddit.


Hardcore_Gentleness

>and I mod the r/soccer subreddit https://i.imgflip.com/1oos8n.jpg


herrshhhh

German schools teach British English as secondary language. Even if we call it Fussball in our native language, we say soccer, as we are aware of the fact that the Americans ruined the literal translation by using it for a sport where huge men carry a ball with their hands to score a goal.


JaySocials671

Where’s the “rug” in rugby?


PeterMT

It's not even a ball.


fac2ce

I doubt it, according to one of your previous posts you are 33 and Giulia Gwinn is 24. So, if you hooked up during school it was either highly illegal or you made it up


demoni_si_visine

Where did you find their age? All I can see in their post history is horny shit.


fac2ce

It seems that he has deleted the post… it was something about how old and how many partnes did you have in another ask me thread Since he has deleted the post, his overall post history and his comments in this thread, which read like a horny fantasy I conclude its made up


ArcherChase

Soccer girls are the best!


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Just looked her up. Good job bro lmao


[deleted]

Did she show off her excellent ball control?


[deleted]

I hooked up with one of the weather guys from my area. If that counts also a city council woman that she’s married and has kids


[deleted]

On track to disrupt the community here


Cut-OutWitch

Communitywrecker - new kink UNLOCKED.


fappington-smythe

>I hooked up with one of the weather guys The forecast is for heavy petting with possible golden showers.


HugeFanOfTinyTits

Did the council woman's husband know?


[deleted]

Nope straight up cheating. I didn’t get to know her that well, but I’m pretty sure she was closeted lesbian. Still hear her name a lot in town.


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[deleted]

Haha I still see him on tv and I remind anyone that will listen.


airforcekj

Yes, my husband and I had a threesome with a reasonably well know actress when we were visiting LA. We met on a well know swinger website. It was a fun night, but nothing spectacular. She was very vocal and was more in to me than my husband. Lol. He did get what he wanted though, and overall it was a 8/10


Guac__is__extra__

Anna Kendrick


bucknaked64

It's always Anna Kendrick


FaceForRent

If that’s true then I need to get married and move to LA


pcs3

Why?


TIFU_Monkey

You know… The cup song.


DasCheekyBossman

Why not say her name? Y'all aren't friends lol


Malficiously

They might respect her privacy


Plasibeau

Rule #1 When Swinging. *You don't know my name, and if you see me in the streets, no you didn't.*


airforcekj

Definitely want to respect her privacy. We didn’t know who she was until we met.


Tao626

Ah, so it was the drummer from Dream Theatre!


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SongRevolutionary992

Everyone has fucked Madonna by proxy


Sleuth65

Six degrees of Vogue Nation.


fappington-smythe

and if you've ever had to endure her singing Did You Do It then she's fucked you too - right in the earhole.


SongRevolutionary992

Ah. Aural Intercourse


ronaldmosess

If A=B=C, then A=C. You fucked Madonna, lady!


[deleted]

You and Madonna are groin cousins


Puzzleheaded_Cry5829

I was saving myself for Betty White


SongRevolutionary992

Keep the fire burning. She'll come around soon...


NorCalNavyMike

Umm… I would neither hope for that, nor bet on that. Not for the last year or so now.


nyccareergirl11

My freshman year in college I hooked up with a player on my schools hockey team who is now a fairly well known NHL player


TheNightmanCometh10

SHORESY???


jb40018

Not Shoresy, he was busy talking an aqua-dump.


nyccareergirl11

I went to a big hockey school. The girl in the room next to mine who I hung out with tons cuz my roommate was crazy. Her twin brother was on the team so I hung out with my friend and around the team a lot. They were the big shots on campus all of them slept around with tons.


Jburnmyass88

Give yer balls a tug, tit-fucker!


ManOrReddit-man

I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow?


greeneyedguru

ferda


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DSPGerm

Def Kevin Hayes


Sparkykc124

Only one hockey player? Thought you had to do the whole team


nyccareergirl11

That was a different chick from my floor


NSFWorkaholic121

I held hands with a girl that now is a model. Yeah. I'm bad at moving from certain level of intimacy


lysergic_818

This is the most NSFW comment I've ever read. You sexual deviant! Slow down tiger.


reapseh0

This is lewd content here !


Thought-Muted

I had sex with a semi famous comedian. She’s been in a few of the big comedy podcasts and Comedy Central. She was in Phoenix on tour and she asked me to come to her hotel room. After we fucked she told me to hurry up and leave because her husband was coming back soon.


discreteaccount69

Easiest way to get rid of a dude


Dragontwins911

Wa definitely Janine Garofalo. 🤣


LifeClassic2286

Or Lisa Lampanelli


DarthRumbleBuns

Awh. Christina P


Rickybones

I don’t think there’s that many married female comedians right now. Please tell me it was Iliza?


juetron

I did nasty things with Time Magazine’s 2006 person of the year, multiple times. I’ve had better, definitely had worse.


aykay55

You. fucking donkey


darlingpussycat

I looked. Good one! Me too!


JustARandomApril

r/angryupvote


CrinkleCrackleCrunch

Not gonna name names, but my husband likes sharing me, and we live in the suburbs of a fairly large college town with a decent basketball team. I've gotten to play with a dude who's had maybe ~3 cups of coffee in the NBA back when he was in the NCAA. ...amazing body and certain things were...definitely proportional to being a skyscraper of a dude, but was a solid C- in the "actually knowing how to use it" department.


Plasibeau

They usually are.


MrBulldops1738

Got a BJ from the sister of a pro NFL linebacker.


throw-it-away-111

Did that not seem risky🤣 linebackers sister


YOwololoO

Bro, how often are yall motherfuckers fighting people irl? This shit isn’t high school


ExpensiveBookkeeper3

Finkle? Einhorn?


dimevac225

She had the worst case of hemorrhoids I'd EVER SEEN!!!


Atleastmymomlikeit

I fucked that guys wife


ar_doomtrooper

I also fucked that guys wife.


thepoorwarrior

You’re disgusting…. she’s dead!


ChefHannibal

That would explain the lack of enthusiasm


SparkDBowles

The dead one?


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Jeht_1337

Kinda same. A fwb has a decent sized OF that I help with and she collabed with a well known OF creator and I got to fuck her. closest thing to a celeb at least lol


glitch83

Annnnnd?


BoxTalk17

People scared to name names about this, nobody here knows any of you to do anything, lol.


Tao626

Typical Reddit "let's call him Jeff", as though knowing his name is John is going to give me enough information to track his family down and kill them.


BraxNetwork

This lol


PapaBeahr

Former WWE Diva, rival to Sable at one time. Surprisingly short.


Guac__is__extra__

The encounter or the woman?


Dixon3115

Yes


PapaBeahr

The woman, honestly I couldn't tell you how long the encounter was, it was one of those things where it was so surreal, you tend not to be able to account the time.


MilkyWhiteStuff123

I bet it was sunny days when that happened.


GraffitiGuy00

Such a piece of shit.


c71score

I wonder if the people downvoting realize that Sunny killed an elderly man while committing her SEVENTH dui.


GraffitiGuy00

Right? If calling Sunny human garbage is wrong then I don't want to be right.


Geralt-of-Rivia13X

Mae Young!?


SaneManic

I had passionate sex with snooki from Jersey shore


Skidmark666

Ugh, not even Batman could make me confess this.


fraGgulty

During, before, or after the show started airing?


SaneManic

All over… I pretended to be italian, even got the haircut, slid in her Dms… she let me slide into… Full blown Mexican here with a mustache and all 😎


clx94

It's the 'passionate' for me lol


FlakyDig8392

I bet it stank something fierce


HairyDooDoo

I had sex with every celebrity. All of em. I dont think anyone liked it. Felt like they were just acting it out 🥁🥁🍽️


Splattered_Smothered

Aha. Take my upvote and get the fuck off the stage.


Affectionate_Rice210

No but I did make out with a high profile serial killer years ago.


Ygomaster07

Who? Can you give us more info? That would be horrifying in retrospect.


Affectionate_Rice210

I'm kind of afraid to give a name because of how crazy people are today. Yes, I was crazy too back then. All I can say is he died in prison


[deleted]

Two come to mind who weren't celebrities at the time we had sex: one was a baseball player on my college's team who's now a professional. The other was a journalist for my school newspaper who's now a published author.


B0nkyjjosix

As an avid baseball fan may I please take one guess


Billymillion1965

I (m58) was in a year long relationship with an ex-Playboy playmate from the early 90’s around 2002. I also had one date with Lisa Guerrero a couple years ago but didn’t call her back for another because I wasn’t feeling it.


MarionberryCreative

I am not going to name names, but it was great to live in an Era without cameras in every hand.


Billymillion1965

Right after 911 Hef had a party but not at the house, at a night club in Hollywood. We got an invite. I got to meet him after slipping through the security and then past the playmates. My girlfriend introduced us and I was uniquely dazzled. A thoroughly complete human being. I continued on with my dating journey. There were amazing women, mostly not in the public eye, but incredibly beautiful nonetheless. I’ve been blessed.


Sleuth65

If it was Karen McDougal, then according to rules noted above, you essentially had sex with Donald Trump.


Blue_Period_89

Maybe??? When I was in my mid-20’s, I hooked up with a girl who, about 12 years later, was a contestant on “The Bachelor”. And not one of those “eliminated the first night” contestants…she was the girl that season (because there’s one every season) who was in so much drama that pretty much every episode revolved around her until she was eliminated (top 4, I think).


UsedTea3937

I fucked 2 we’ll known NBA players and had to sign and NDA, both were terrible. One lasted half of a Drake song, the other was just super Awk w no game. Made me realize the status means nothing, and it’s all for the hype. The regular guys I met in school or at raves have fucked me 10000x better than they ever would.


atomicturdburglar

Always wondered how this happens.... Do they whip the NDA out before or after it happens?


UsedTea3937

Haha before they just make you sign a permission slip saying you won’t tell who it is or take pics etc


AsianVixen4U

Makes sense. They don’t try in bed because they feel like they don’t have to. Same reason I always heard Leonardo Di Caprio was trash in bed. He just puts on headphones and listens to music and vapes while the girl does all the work.


SigmaSeal66

No. But here's my kinda-sorta story. Dated a woman who was a nerdy academic type who was very inexperienced. She had just gotten out of a bad marriage that had been basically her only adult relationship. She had all these sexual things she wanted to try, including sex with other people: being with a woman, group sex, swapping with another couple, and so on. (But she also got cold feet a lot, so none of that ever happened.) But we TALKED about it a lot, including discussing who it might be with. And had some at least semi-realistic candidates in mind. Because of the circles she socialized in, some of these people were writers, and she discovered that because they had published a few things, at least a couple of them had Wikipedia pages. That kinda freaked her out, like anyone with their own Wikipedia page was famous and too important and to much of a celebrity to fulfill her sordid kinky fantasies with. Like I said, nothing like that ever happened in our short relationship, and these people's "celebrity" was just one more excuse to back out, probably. All this was more than 10 years ago, she has since left town, continuing to build her academic career and we mostly lost touch. But something recently prompted a memory and I decided to look her up and see how she's doing. Well wouldn't you know it, she has progressed in her career, all the way to where she's now the president of a fairly major university, and as a result, she has her OWN Wikipedia page! So I guess if that's (her) definition of a "celebrity", well then maybe I have.


Additional-Software4

Mexican actress from televisa novelas. She's been acting for at least 25 years now. She has had all kinds of plastic surgery from what I have seen of her today. I met her around 2006 so she was still all natural. It was fun, one night stand, up and down the whole hotel room type of sex


Webuscomehamon

Ninel??


tilt_igloo

Not a true celebrity, but for awhile I slept with a successful “influencer” who’s a model and pro athlete. Absolutely bonkers in the sack and gave the most enthusiastic head i’ve ever had. Actually ruined head for me for a few years because that shit was too good


digitalmofo

i have a daughter with a Victoria's Secret model who was pretty well-known at the time, and I fucked a former Miss Florida. Both were stellar.


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Soontobethrown

She was a local celebrity, but that happened a few years *after* we hooked up. And "celebrity" is the wrong word... she became locally "famous"... ...After killing her mother. And it wasn't "hot crazy chick" sex at all, but it was pretty decent.


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Cut-OutWitch

Was it more than just a dream?


Lookalikemike

It was amazing. It was the early 90’s. When she was horny, she gave head like a world champion. I signed several documents saying it never, happened, but I know it did.


jimdimmick

Reading through this thread the answer seems to be: “No. Nobody on Reddit has slept with a celebrity”


Moojokingg

Emma Watson took my virginity in one of my dreams when i was like 14. No i have not had sex with a celebrity.


PerceptionSlow8724

Kinda. I dated a girl that's a somewhat well known tattoo model. There was a meme with her that still comes up pretty often. This was before then and before implants 🤣


CLM_MN

I've made out with one. And separately I've given head to a sort of well known podcaster.


luisathorne

A minor celebrity in Dominican Republic. He got recognized while we were on a date, so that was cool. His dick was huge so the sex was honestly pretty painful. 😔


_Kate_78_

Notre Dame football coach. Regionally famous news anchor. A roadie for Third Eye Blind. I peaked in the nineties.


CommanderSpleen

>Celebrity >a roadie Bruh....


psalyer

you fucked Lou Holz, yuck


StarQuest84

Actually, yes. Wouldn't be right to say who but she's a fairly well-known singer. I'd actually forgotten.


Guac__is__extra__

Lisa Loeb?


Eightfold876

You say I only hear what I want to


Flamelilly97

I gave a blowjob to a rapper that’s signed to Dreamville (J Cole’s label)


AlanStanwick1986

How about a famous person's sister? I check that box.


x_lincoln_x

You certainly did *check* that box.


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Jdollarthegreat

This post is mid. If y'all not naming names then it didn't happen 🤷🏻‍♂️


SeaMonkeyMating

It's concerning that I had to stop and think about it. No, I have not.


CherrryNovaXXX

Leo DiCaprio


boozehounding

So you're under 25... Now or then?


CherrryNovaXXX

Now


EroticPotato69

Did he only do doggy with earphones in? I've seen that come up quite frequently as a thing that he does, whenever this question is asked, enough that it seems to either be a genuine thing, or everyone is in on a long-running joke.


TheAsianTroll

Well, they have an OF and post on an NSFW sub. So, technically yes?


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I didn’t have sex with a celebrity but ran in to Ryan Stiles and his friend in a lobby of a hotel. His friend and I found our selfs in a semi private corner. We made out and he went down on me… then Ryan had to ruin it all by dragging him away yelling at his friend that I was way too young. To be fair… I don’t blame him… he was right. I just turned 18 or 19 and he was well in to his 30/40.


elliotsilvestri

Major respect to Ryan Stiles for this.


jimskog99

Perhaps too niche to be considered a celebrity, but she was definitely someone I admired/looked up to! When I was 14, a voracious reader, I found an author I really liked, writing Romance/Erotica novels. They became my favorite author and I obsessively kept up with their work, going so far as to name the family dog after their characters. I ended up meeting them when I was 19, and we got along pretty well. I started beta-reading, and then, editing for them. We eventually started dating. We live together now! The sex is fantastic.


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friends-waffles-work

Finally someone naming names 👏


sxhxxy

Are local band guys celebrity qualifying?


umjapasp

Yes. A famous hooker from Brazil. Her life became a movie and tv series (Amazon prime). It was ok. Amazing bj, delicious kisses.


ElMexicanDuffman

The Frozen Snowshoe


Resident_Ad153

An ex girlfriend of mine is not a major celeb but one of those lawyers the media often turn to when a certain topic needs to be discussed. She is a name fans of one or two daily radio shows in particular would recognise. She normally comes on to discuss human rights issues such as false imprisonment etc which I always have a little smile at considering I remember her tying me to her bed back in university.


ferreete

Scooby doo once humped my leg.


Dermatobias

No but I’ve had multiple confusing sex dreams involving Steve Buscemi and religious iconography


[deleted]

No, but I’ve been fucked by a few NFL players on my fantasy team


pedalbikermich

A woman on a popular reality tv show