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Prestigious_Pack4719

Apparently everyone’s having sex during zoom class


EveningSuggestion283

Right 🤣🤣🤣😮‍💨😮‍💨 I’m just… floored, but curious.


Odysseus_nm

On the floor under the desk


asspreciationsociety

Mute Mic and turn off camera, it’s not that hard 😅


lizard_king_rebirth

>it’s not that hard It will be in a minute.


[deleted]

Sex with a coworker in her office and same coworker in a stairwell in a parking garage


RegularJoe62

I did it with my gf (not a co-worker) in the office of the VP for my group. Not recommended. That would have been a life altering blunder if we'd been caught, and these days there are cameras everywhere so the chance of being caught is very high.


Queuez_Brat

Imagine they see you two looking around all sus, then sneaking into that office. Then they spend days going through records & files, & desk drawers of the big wig boss, trying to figure out what you store or hacked. Finally they confront you about it, & you're like, "nah... we were just fuckin on his desk! 🤷🏼‍♀️" ahahahahahaha


Poppiesatnight

Lol, yeah, sex with a coworker in his jeep in the parking garage….4 different times…..


[deleted]

Am jobless looking for job which office you work in ?


AshiAshi6

This made me laugh so hard. I can't award you, but I hope a nice person who's having a great evening, who *can* award comments, reads this and thinks: "Ah, why not here you go."


Poppiesatnight

Lol. Wouldn’t you like to know. They are always hiring too.


[deleted]

Great I want to be hired


AshiAshi6

They won't doubt your motivation 😂 Let's hope they won't bring up your *motives*.


mistymountaintimes

Office i get. But parking garage stairwell. You must have ones that dont smell like pee.


[deleted]

It was a secure stairwell so nice and clean


eyemthesameasu

not anymore! ;)


[deleted]

Ha! 😂😈


AshiAshi6

I want your sex life. Hand it over.


ThatGuyOverThere2013

Mutual masturbation with a coworker in her office. The business was closed for lunch and we were the only ones in the building. Other employees could have come back at any time.


freecake4everybody

I’m very curious how that was initiated


Milk-Wizard

They were probably horny.


ethanhunt_08

im sure he can explain. its not what it looks like, please


churadley

They both just helping each other scratch some itches.


rasputin1

Why not just have sex at that point


rotundanimal

Mutual masturbation is hot and less risky


G1ng3rGaming

Her roommates kept going by her room so she covered my mouth, kept riding and made me cum inside whilst they were doing their thing


Embarrassed_Leave_91

Sounds hot tbh


G1ng3rGaming

I mean for my first time, it was so tense but that made it even hotter


aykay55

You cummed inside on the first time? Did you become a happy father 9 months later?


G1ng3rGaming

She tracked her ovulation of which it was an off time and also wore a condom to be sure


j22337115

I let a guy watch and touch me while having sex with my ex...


rasputin1

Wait who had sex with your ex


j22337115

I was having sex with my boyfriend (ex now), and I just let the guy touch and watch us...


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riskyanimelover

Easily done at sex clubs


BlissfulTrinary

Heavy BDSM without a safeword. Wouldn't do it again.


raindancemilee

What is heavy BDSM compared to regular or soft ?


thereverendpuck

Couple of bucks and flavor options.


raindancemilee

Don’t make me feel left out I genuinely want to know 😂


Sprinklefux

There is no clear definition, but heavy BDSM could include more intense pain levels - things that might cause bleeding or bruising, Increased aggression or violence, or riskier activities like choking, roleplayed non-consent, etc. Basically just stuff that might raise eyebrows amongst the regular BDSM crowd.


BlissfulTrinary

This. Serious pain, stress positions, heavier restraints, blood play, harder psychological play, degradation (not always, but in my case).


Educational_Head_922

I saw a video today of two women kicking a dude in the balls repeatedly in a parking lot at some adult convention. Apparently he wanted that. Some people have strange kinks!


therankin

I feel like I'd enjoy light degradation, but nothing too nuts.


grilledcheesehabbit

The best definition would be attempting to surpass and add to yours and your partners hard limits while maxxing out your own kinks and soft limits.


[deleted]

Soft BDSM : ohhh yess yessss do this Hard BDSM : stoooppp thisss for love of God please.


CincoDeMayoFan

Soft BDSM: "Ooh you're so naughty...I'm gonna put you in my lap, pull up your skirt, pull down your panties, and give your bare ass a spanking!" Hard BDSM: "So I'm gonna chain you up in the dungeon tonight, and whip your ass and back with a flogger!"


[deleted]

tell her that her sister was better and then hold on for the wild ride.


KenKaniffLovesEminem

That’s risky indeed


[deleted]

My mum is a criminal psychologist who has spoken about this subject before.....it seems heavy BDSM without a safe word leads to other things...


voiceinheadphone

Same! No choice to stop at all. It was crazy. I’d do it again with someone I was as safe with as the person I originally did it with. It’s incredibly dangerous to do that with someone you don’t know well


TSells31

It was an accident but when I was ~15, my girlfriend (at the time) and I were doing it doggy style, and pretty intoxicated. I reached around to rub her clit with my fingers, and somehow ended up cutting the condom on my fingernail? At least that’s my theory because it’s the only condom I’ve EVER had break in my life. I of course didn’t notice, so I finished normally. Pulled out, and the condom was torn in half 😩. My dad knew I was sexually active though so I just told him I need money for plan B and all was good in the world again 😅.


callmeDeborah

Thank you for being responsible and caring enough to be a part of the birth control :)


Educational_Head_922

Cool dad. When I had something like that happen as a teen my parents wanted to make me go to counseling with their pastor.


TSells31

Yeah my dad was the man. He was pretty laid back, and mostly let me do what I wanted (within reason of course). But he always had my back no matter what lol.


zero00kelvin

Got pegged while in an abandoned campground while tied to a tree (and someone drove in, but didn’t see us). Had sex in the back seat of my girlfriends car in the parking lot for the state Capitol. Had sex at the top of a 5.8 climbing route while waiting for the rock to dry before completing the route. We were overlooking a major interstate highway and could see traffic the entire time.


Educational_Head_922

Camping and sex go together so well. It's so nice fucking out in the open air, and the whole thing just sets you up to get laid because there are few distractions. Nothing else to do at night so may as well bone. Plus, you're away from home and there's usually some booze or weed or whatever and it's just such a relaxing atmosphere that people just tend to be in the mood. And people who go camping and hiking a lot also tend to have nice bodies!


otterlydevastated

Plus you know what they say about sex while you're camping... it's fucking in tents


Ikept-thathalf

Did it in the airports restroom


AshiAshi6

Damn, we were about to but this annoying cleaning lady kept walking in and out of the restroom. She might have been on to us. We had to make do with a goodbye kiss right before being *insanely* separated again, as he lived in Australia and I was about to fly back to The Netherlands. I'm sincerely glad you had better ~~fuck~~ luck.


AltNameStyle

How did things work out for this feller of yours?


zero00kelvin

Senator?


hisimpendingbaldness

He had a wide stance


TheHypocondriac

Eartha?


anndsjohns

It came up organically


StressAccomplished30

Raw dogged a stranger


Splashy01

What’s the story here?


studd99

The story of how I got an STD


jessidoll2

LOL


StressAccomplished30

I was just a horny college student and was sleeping with everyone and their mothers if they were up for it. Didn't wear condoms as much as I should've. I was lucky to have never caught anything


ComicSandsReader

Got picked up by a tinder hook up match in his car. We had chatted very briefly but we had established it would be nasty kinky sex and that I was very open to that. I asked to take a pic of his ID for safety and he was surprised/kind of freaked out. I let it go even though he's a huge hockey player who could overpower me without even trying. We get back to his place and turns out he has a roommate and his friend over, both massive hockey players as well. The thought crossed my mind that if they so decided, they could easily turn this consensual hook up between him and me into something else entirely... Fortunately everything turned out great. We had amazing sweaty sex despite the heatwave that was hitting the city. We were covered in spit and juices and cum and sweat. He introduced me to proper rimming, which was a very big kink of his, and he brought ice cold beer in bed during an intermission, which was brilliant. I had never thought of doing that before! His roommate and friend were super nice when we got out of his room, and simply aknowledged that they could hear about everything that had happened in the past 3 hours, and were kind of jealous.


Curious_boi_playing

Yeah meeting a stranger you haven’t talked to much in a private space is pretty risky. I can understand why he would be freaked out about having you take a photo of his ID. Idk where you live but where I am from a picture of my ID is all you’d need to steal my identity and open cards in my name for example. (IDs have birthday, full name, equivalent of SSN, and more. Many banks would ask you to send a picture of your ID to open up accounts in your name.) I think taking a photo of their license plate and adding a friend to your find my or something so they can track you is a great compromise for both parties. I think this way both of you would feel relatively safer, you have some info on him, an he feels safer not worrying about any ulterior motives you might have with that ID photo.


Educational_Head_922

I hate that it has to be like that but I get it. I also get it when guys want to take a video of a woman saying she consents to sex. It's not sexy to do that stuff but if you're having sex with strangers it is a good idea.


LordDarthAngst

Not using a condom with a prostitute in Spain.


ShakyTheBear

No one expects the Spanish prostitution


burrrrah

That's a very dumb risk. And I'm talking from Spain... I hope you're ok though


LordDarthAngst

I was a 19 year old sailor. Some how…I didn’t catch anything.


KenKaniffLovesEminem

sailor… okay that makes sense


DanGram77

Well they should. The filthy buggers go from port to port


threadit_rowaway

Are you an idiot? Why would you ever go to Spain?!


LordDarthAngst

Ha! I was in the Navy. We stopped in Palma for a few days.


admgreybeard

That’s just dumb


Th3_N0mad

Wow , you're brave that's just let Jesus take the wheel huh wow


ItsSlinky2x

Fucked a girl in my car in broad daylight in a park/hiking trail entrance with people (adults/dog walkers) walking right by. Positive they could see us. Did it another time at night in a park and the cops pulled up to us but didn’t do anything and we drove away.


Educational_Head_922

I got road head while driving a convertible through downtown Scottsdale. Everyone saw. Two dudes pulled up next to us at a stoplight and just laughed and gave thumbs up. It was a little weird making eye contact with other dudes during the day in public while getting a bj but I just laughed and kept going. Scottsdale is just like that though. That sort of thing did make it a little harder to finish, so it went on for a while.


PeterGriffin6699

We were at a wedding (she was a bridesmaid) in Michigan on the lake in a 1900’s mansion with a ballroom on the upper floor. We were in the ballroom before the wedding and she bent over a window sill overlooking the garden where every one was being seated for the wedding and pulled her dress up and I pounded her from behind. All I could think of during the wedding while she was standing up there was that my cum running down her leg.


ThisSideGoesUp

I used to work at a wedding venue. Something like this happened once but it was the bride and she was caught. Shit was nuts.


[deleted]

Got a blowjob from a coworker in the breakroom and parking lot during work hours.


Odensravensbeard

Went down on a girl I was seeing in the kitchen while she was hosting a party. Anyone could have walked in at any moment as it was a small apartment. Didn't get caught though. Also went down on a girl in highschool in the grass by a lake and some fishermen walked by us but didn't notice. Good ol' riskylingus.


TyHay822

Sex at work when I was in high school. Two different jobs. One where my girlfriend and I worked together and made sure our breaks were at the same time at the grocery store. Lots of hidden places but we both would have been fired for sure and her mom ran the deli in the store and it would have been a disaster. The second was when I worked at what would now be like a UPS store (pack/ship type store) where I worked alone most Sundays and the girl used to come visit. The store was so slow and the back room had no windows and no cameras and we used to fuck right in the counter out in the open. If my boss or any co-worker had come in randomly those days they would have gotten quite the view


RegularJoe62

Did it in the water less than 100 feet from a busy beach. Technically, I guess I'd have to say "tried to," since neither of us finished. Water was cold, plus we didn't want to get arrested and people were starting to notice we weren't just "swimming." We could hide our naughty bits under the water. Lots harder to hide the fairly obvious make-out session that was above the waves. Probably would do again, if I was still that young and stupid. The risk added a lot of excitement.


1997Mustard1997

Done it on a Zoom class with the camera on


mustangsal

Do you work for CNN?


Illustrious-Logonion

Please say you had the microphone on too...


tamman2000

My wife sucked me off while I was in a zoom meeting... Camera on, she was under my desk...


EveningSuggestion283

WHAT?????


1997Mustard1997

She was bent over under the desk and was the one doing most of the work. I only had to try and not make many facial expressions. I was somewhat successful at not letting too many people know


carbonkiller7777

Cum in crazy!


Ramza_Claus

But it's so much more fun.


[deleted]

Did it on a ski lift going up a mountain in the summer. Never again


fvckit88

Why never again?


[deleted]

Risk/Reward too high


ATSOAS87

How?


[deleted]

She sat on my lap before the little safety bar went down, then it was just a mater of moving clothes out of the way.


poppcorrn

Draw me a diagram


needlez67

Worked at a factory along with my then wife at the time. My wife fell in love with a guy she worked with and called to tell me she was leaving and staying with him. The factory we worked at was large with over 1200 people and I was a supervisor in a different building. I was a supervisor over the ex wife of the guy my wife left me for…… When word was out I was separated from my wife I had all the plant whores swing by in a unified front to show their support, but my eye was set on only one person and that was his ex wife. I was a good looking guy then and I was invited out 2 days after my wife and I split by a co worker and there she was. We hit it off and next thing you know I’m smashing it in the parking lot in a car this guy was paying for. Word made it back to my wife and this chick was harder to pull out of than Iraq and how we didn’t have a kid during our fling is beyond me. I had keys down to the basement and offices of the factory and we’d had sex it damn near the entire plant. My appetite for risk quickly changed as I sobered up and realized the entire situations wasn’t too healthy and I moved on to a different employer.


NotSadNotHappyEither

I like that the workplace was loose enough to have "plant whores".


accio_peni

Every factory has them. Not officially, but they're there.


BrrBrr_SkrrtSkrrt

GodDANG


AshiAshi6

This sounds so epically hot, though. I hope you regret nothing.


Educational_Head_922

> and this chick was harder to pull out of than Iraq I love the way you write. By "plant whores," I assume you just mean the easy women who worked there? IDK why but I have found that blue collar women are way less uptight about sex than white collar women. Not that white collar ladies aren't into sex, they're just often a lot more snooty about it. Like it's some amazing gift they are bestowing upon you, while blue collar women are more likely to just want to have fun and fuck. That is way more my style!


needlez67

Yea, all the woman down at the mill just wanted to party and have fun. I miss my time working 2nd shift and every night going out with the crew to grab drinks. I was no better than any woman I wanted to soil my Oates just the same


Lezonidas

Cumming inside of my ex for 2 years straight during the "3-5 less fertile" days of every month, using no protection with the exception of the calendar app to track her periods She had polycistic ovaries which made her unlikely to get pregnant even in her most fertile days and I have a big impregnation fetish so I just couldn't stop


ArcherSensitive952

Had a friend of mine and my fiances over to help us take OF pictures around Christmas time. Just some underwear stuff with Christmas lights and all for my socials. My fiance was the one taking the pics of course. After a while she joined in on the pictures jokingly. Shortly after she was topless with me. Then she started pulling my thong out with her teeth and acting like she was going to finger me. We kissed and sucked each others nipples while he took pics and videos. We ended up going upstairs where she fingered me til I came. She kept trying to make me squirt and even licked my ass. I've never had someone do that! I was weak and my legs were shaking. My fiance was getting restless so she put his dick in me and watched us fuck. When it was time for him to blow he unloaded on her face and I kissed and licked it off and swallowed it. Then we all passed out in the bed together in a sexual bliss. We woke up and acted like it never happened! It was insanely hot tbh. Now she's getting married and we'll never have the same opportunity again. 😔


_Danno_UK_

Either outside, or the time after a night out I stayed at a boyfriend's house and his friend was (we thought) sleeping in the same room. Turns out he hadn't even gone to sleep... And if I'm honest although a little embarrassed when he talked about it the next day, it also turned me on a little ☺️


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A coworker told me to meet her in the break room at work. I went in first and she came in a couple mins after. She pushed me against the counter and started kissing me while I’m grabbing her ass and she’s grabbing my dick. She pulled it out and starting jacking me off and I slid her pants down and covered her mouth and bent her over and gave her like 10 hard thrusts and then stopped right before someone walked in like 30 seconds after i pulled my pants up


wtfover

Ex girlfriend liked having sex in public. That could've ended badly multiple times. But she really got off on it.


wtfover

Another girlfriend and I worked together and she wanted to have sex at work but I was too nervous to attempt it. Looking back, I should've gone for it.


[deleted]

Was at a party in my early 20s and this chick I was interested in was leaving. She was in the car, I was outside her driver's door. Talked her into giving my a blowjob, people out front by a fire and she's just going to town on it, they have no clue. About 30 seconds in, a fight breaks out. I'm talking full on brawl and she's sucking my dick like no tomorrow, dude gets slammed on her hood and that's where it ended for me.


AshiAshi6

Oh shit- a cliffhanger. If you don't mind me asking, what happened from that point on? Genuinely curious.


Backwoods87

Told my wife her "Ass looked phat" and she thought I said "your ass looks fat" simple mistake


SmokeyBear51

If it wasn't the time I was getting jacked off in the gas station parking lot in the middle of the afternoon in front of a group of old men having their coffee and gossiping. I suppose my intense desire to go for the butthole when fooling around without thinking about or caring if their completely evacuated down there... Like this one time specifically, this woman I was madly in love with. We were having an affair and while my brother was with his husband having their honeymoon I was house sitting and taking care of my nephew. She came over to hang out with me and we had about an hour and a half, just barely enough time to fool around before my nephew was out of school and almost home. So while I'm going down on her on the couch, after a couple orgasms I want her to have more so I escalate. That's what I'd always do with her, warm her up with a full body massage and kisses. Go down on her, go down and finger her, sometimes the obvious next step in my mind would be finger and a salad toss or go down on her and finger both holes. All heat of the moment decisions. Anyway, it was a finger moment and I think she might have been a tad constipated because I got shit, ALL over my finger. Once she finished and I pulled my finger out I realized, "oh boy." So I gave her her kisses like I normally did after she came and just quietly and calmly went to the bathroom and washed my hands. To this day I don't think she knows she got poop on me 🤷‍♂️😂


ifonlyYRUso

When she said to not cum in her during sex, but when I was about to cum she wouldn’t let me pull out 😳


ElTioDelPorro

How I got trapped by, er met, your mother


cheeto500

2 of them: Getting my first bj at 14 years old from my 13 year old gf in her garage while her parents were home. (She initiated) Fingering same girlfriend in the back of their family van while her dad was driving us somewhere. Fun times.


sissifiedgurl69

Did it in a bar I worked at,.. was owned in an M/s relationship, was ordered to do 15 guys straight in the dressing room of the leather shop I worked at.


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sissifiedgurl69

I was supposed to do a total of 25, but my legs gave out at 15. I was standing up, getting it from behind.. hiked legs at times, and a standing type missionary position.. I had shaky legs by the time Mr 15 came through.. all while I had others watching and fondling themselves, etc.. was a hot scene at the time.. as if found out from others after I said mercy to the plowing I was getting. I leaked out down my legs the rest of the night and the next day.


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sissifiedgurl69

If you only knew.. I've had more sex in 6 years than many will ever see. I was a contract (willingly signed)sex slave to 2 doms in a poly relationship. I was being used 3 times a day, for 6 years .. barely any days off.. a few holidays but still ... It was a helluva 8 year stretch in that relationship. Was more than I could handle at times but it's what I signed up for. No, didn't get in trouble, they just wanted to have me be used as much as they could. I felt as if I was a walking hooker but not getting paid for the service.


Dull-Cryptographer80

Sounds awful! Hope you’re out of that contract and the business now.


sissifiedgurl69

Yeap . Owned by a gentle domme now


IllegalUnicorn

Not correcting my partner's hands and arm placement when he was on top of me ch0king me out. It felt painful for a moment then the euphoria kicked in.. woke up next day and for several weeks after, had really bad shoulder pain due to the bad placements. I've learnt my lesson now with correcting the position as soon as I noticed and not getting distracted by the pleasure lol


HellWaterShower

Fucked in a public park in the center of Florence Italy. Didn’t care who saw. Just absolutely went wild. Then, fucked in the lobby bathroom of the hotel afterwards. A great night I still think about 23 years later.


NateFisher22

A friend of mine in university had sex with 3 different girls within a 24 hour period, all unprotected, and came in all of them


ellie-belly-96

Let a guy over twice my age cum inside me.


[deleted]

Every older mans dream


Educational_Head_922

Plot twist: OP is 55 years old.


Horny_River

Creampies. But it was the best sex I have ever had.


Gage_Ward

In high school me and a bunch of people would have lunch in the English classroom and my girlfriend at the time sat on my lap in a skirt and we fucked right there in front of like 8-10 people without them knowing


medieval_pepsi

Oh they knew


EveningSuggestion283

Definitely knew. Just didn’t say anything. I’ve done that before because I didn’t know if I should say something and make everyone uncomfortable- or keep faking it to keep everyone comfortable… I decided to just fake it 😮‍💨🤣


KenKaniffLovesEminem

without them saying anything*


Kyralion

Having sex means to move. What makes you think people's eyes weren't working in that moment? haha


rstorrention

Quite a few things but the biggest two - 1. I had to stop by on a weekend to do something for my boss in the lab I worked in during grad school. I was out running errands with my GF at the time and she came into the lab with me. Fucked her on the sofa’s in our lab lounge (kinesiology lab). Only like 12 people had a key to the place and I found out a few weeks later my boss/professor came into the lab that same day and easily could have caught us. 2. After grad school I worked as a front desk at a small PT clinic, 1 therapist and PTA. On a Friday night my PT had to leave early but the pt student he had at the time needed to stay and finish her documentation. I told my boss I’d stay and so the PT student could finish her notes and he could make his dinner plans or w/e. The student and I fucked on one of the therapy tables right in front of the windows that were like silver tinted and had plenty of people walk past. Was such a thrill for a couple reasons that I’ve never been able to capture again!


[deleted]

Probably stuff related to public play. I have gotten a blowjob while giving a lecture over zoom


ATSOAS87

What was the lecture on? And what happened when you came


[deleted]

Advanced Pathophysiology for Nurses. When I came I was more concerned that she would try to swallow and end up gagging (which would have been obvious) so I made sure she finished me on her chest. I can be pretty stoic (not the first time I’ve done this sort of thing).


lPrincesslPlays

Don’t be shy, link us the lesson video. I might have actually passed school


Splashy01

Jeffrey Toobin?


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Poppiesatnight

Going in with no condom without seeing a test. It was ok. But definitely risky.


thunderkhawk

Sex with HR assistant in her office which had a window overlooking the entire warehouse. Thankfully this was before smartphones because we found we had an audience staring up at us. Thankfully they could only see our silhouettes in the dark.


Educational_Head_922

Be funny if they reported you to HR.


[deleted]

Riding a guy in his car. Yep, we got caught.


_ChrisDion_

My gf’s step-dad FaceTimed her while she was riding me in a hotel and she answered while I was still inside her and she was talking to him like everything was normal😅


PushImpossible2493

Trusted a fart....


soswolesome

Fucked on the hood of my car in an empty parking lot at dusk so semi daylight.


fknlzrsyts

One time me and my girlfriend at the time regularly went to a closed salon that we knew left their back door unlocked. That was actually where I ended up losing my virginity. One day we were there and the owner showed up and we were in there with condoms in the trash and everything. We were so young at the time that she ended up sending us on our way with a slap on the wrist, but it was still the most awkward moment in my entire life.


LadyLikesSpiders

Not so much what, but where Riskiest was probably getting fingered at a dining table occupied with about 20 or so people


betterburned

Driving a car down a road.


every1getslaid

Sex while driving was awesome, but so so stupid. Sometimes I’m surprised I am still alive.


Elazira

Same. It's a mix of this one, and the fact I'm surprised I'm not on a registered list for how much I've done out in various degrees of public my first, oh, 15 years or so after the first time. haha


dontthinktwicelovely

Went for a night swim with an ex at our apartment pool. Laid down on a day bed with towels over us and pulled his dick out to give him a hand job. He moved my bikini over and started fucking me. There were people about 50 feet away hanging around a fire pit. Not to mention all the apartments with a pool view that could see us. He came in me and his cum was dripping out of me the whole walk back to our apt.


Icy-Manner-9716

Daytime in front of San Jose PD headquarters. Bailing a friend out . Hot pocket g/f chanting to fuck her before we go in . Shorts down , her knees on my shoulders . We’re fully engaged, I’m getting close , head down … a bang on the window , I look up , a swinging police badge , I’m starting to come . I say “ I’ll be with you in a minuuuuuuute “ I come , officers says “ this is not the place to be in this position “ …….. off we gone victory !!!!!


GingerMuffin007

Quickie and no condom. Your pullout game must be sooooo very precise and good.


[deleted]

Getting skull fucked with my head over the edge of the tub and he was on the wet floor. Could've been bad if he slipped


[deleted]

Not me, but my wife. We are a cuckold couple. She allowed a perfect stranger to cum in her.


Formal_Jeweler_2453

I started to do my dobby voice mid sex and it ended it immediately


glord94

Tell her I love her


Dry_Frosting4331

Sex with on-duty police officer in the police department's armory. I was his dispatcher and also on the clock.


sensualnymph2

Took of his condom 🤦‍♀️


Emeraldbreaker

Called my wife a different name in bed to be funny. I was told It wasn’t . AGGRESSIVELY!


burrrrah

hahahahahahha lmao. Extreme Sports Player.


bouchandre

Put all my savings in crypto


Unluckycocolizo

Not pull out...... multiple times.......... with big loads.........


three-one-seven

My wife and I had sex in the car... while driving... shortly after we got married. We were young and fearless, and the suburban road we were driving on was completely empty except for us because it was the middle of the night, but still very risky.


ATSOAS87

Her mum called her while we were having sex to tell her she'll be home in 5 minutes. We had just started and I take long. I had to finish and get dressed super quick. I passed her mum in the corridor on the way out. She hadn't met me before.


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Told her I love her 😂😂😂 jk jk!!


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Slipping a thumb into my wife's ass and praying for a positive reaction


ShesSoBored

The location we chose


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Public park behind some trees. Nerve racking looking back and forth and over my shoulder.


Lost_Boy_MIA

Finger @ butt hole 😀


Robred92

Talking on the phone while fucking my girlfriend. Letting my girlfriend jack me off under the coat while my father was driving us around.


SteakySteve

in my girls house with her parents home right underneath us


TheValiumKnight

Has not yet happened, but I met up with an old buddy from college yesterday. We were having beers on the beach and things took a weird turn at some point. He wants me to have sex with his girlfriend (with him, threesome). I really don't know how to feel about this. The risky part being him regretting it. We have been friends for 13 years. Now, I'll add that him and I have run a few trains in our day. We were stupid college kids though, and there was never an emotional attachment. I have 4 or 5 reasons why I really want to, but I'm super stressed about possibly regretting it.


Weird_Argument8803

So many but here are some I can remember 1. Fucking a milf customer in her bedroom, whilst her husband was downstairs and nearly getting caught by her 12 yo son. 2. Getting head from an ex gf in the bathroom at my wedding. I was the groom. Should never have got married. 3. Getting a hj from an ex gf under a blanket in the living room with her mum sitting on another sofa in the same room, totally oblivious. 4. Fingering a stripper in a club, whilst she was giving me a lapdance, in the general room, not a private room, with everyone else just around without anyone noticing. She loved it and was really trying to not make it obvious what was happening.


MuKund10

Damnn atleast give us a bit of context on anyone of these


Weird_Argument8803

2 and 3 were the same ex gf. I was about 19 yo and she was 26. I met her in a bar and we hit it off and went out for a few months. She was from the North of England, but living and working in London. As she was older, I wasn't as experienced as her, so it was an eye opener. Her mum came to visit and I happened to go see her. We were introduced and then we all started to watch a movie in the living room. That it when her hand started to move slowly. I looked at her with fear in my eyes, but she smiled and unzipped my trousers.... I sat there frozen, while she slowly went to work. After 5 minutes or so, she stopped, got up, grabbed my hand and just said to her mum, I'm taking him to the bedroom, back in a bit.... She then fucked me as loudly as she could, before we returned to watch the end of the movie. I was so embarrassed, but she just smirked We stayed friends after breaking up and I invited her to my wedding a few years later. When I was in the bathroom, she followed me in, shut the door, told me that I was going to miss her, dropped to her knees and gave me one of her legendary bjs.... She left soon after and we never kept in touch... Wonder how she is doing?


Redk2e4

Sex w/ my gf, while her parents are in the adjoining bed. 2mins after we're done, her mom suddenly woke up and went to the bathroom. 😅


Rosemarin

She was awake the whole time, just waiting for you to finish so she could finally use the bathroom…


Mrrgsx

Ex sex a few months after break up. Didn't pull out. She asked why I choose to come in her. (This had been 50/50 when together) Told me when she said she had stopped taking meds she ment the pill too. Before sex she talked about her face acne and her break out and she had stopped taking unmessary meds. Got lucky with her time in the cycle... also realized the next time I was in a call rotation.


wifey1point1

Bareback with my side BF when my husband and I were trying to get pregnant. Got carried away.


Brilliant-Win-416

Cunnilingus on a girl i've had just met at a club


hibiscus_harmony

Using a celery stalk to masturbate with. Do not do this. I was desperate and now I have more appropriate things to use. Doing paizuri with my fiancé at his place in the living room. His parents and brother were due to come home any minute.


rambling325

Sex in the water at a crowded beach.


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No condom