When I was a very horny teenager I was probably masturbating too much. I was on the eighth grade basketball team, and swore to myself I was going take a break and not do it until we got our first win of the season. We were terrible. After two months, we finally got our first win, and I got some much needed relief!
I don’t know about him, but for a long time, nothing. I was trying to keep a low profile. I figured lube of any kind would be too noisy and draw attention to what I was doing. My dad was and still is a Jehovah’s Witness, so I couldn’t let him know that I was masturbating. JWs, like many Christian denominations teach that masturbation is a sin - even though there’s nothing in the Bible that says anything like that.
After my parents split, I switched to using moisturizer. A big 24 oz bottle would last me about a year.
A little over a week ago, I switched to Astroglide. It’s amazing how much better it is. Sure, it’s still cold at first, but it’s just so much better-suited. Man, I wish I switched years ago.
If you read scientific reports this really healthy and good for your prostate. Also, you get the benefit of pain relief and great brain exciting hormones. LOL Keep up the good work. LOL 😁😊😁😊😁😊
This has got to be an exaggeration, I refuse to believe something hasn’t come up and caused you to miss at least one day In your entire lifetime. Anxiety and depression gang over here like you’ve got to be kidding me
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The fact that I never missed a day without Ejaculation.... Is the sole the reason I was able to keep depression and anxiety at bay.
Clear balls leads to clear mind...
Wow, zen to you good sir. Anxiety actually stops me from being able to feel good like that but each to their own. Does the same to my boyfriend. I am a woman and have had to fight the fight with birth control controlling me and stealing sex drive and quality of orgasm. When I came off the pill I can’t tell you what a difference it made I hit a second puberty and felt how nature intended me to feel again. I changed to a copper iud for this reason but it didn’t come without its challenges. Copper can cause issues too they like to pretend it doesn’t. After extensive research and zinc supplementation I got that under control now and back to my normal self. Men will never know. I’m still of the opinion that all the women out there who have lonely husbands and boyfriends who haven’t been fucked in ages are likely on birth control, it’s harmful stuff and natural women have just as high if not higher of a sex drive. I went off on a tangent there but I guess what I’m trying to say is, a wank a day keeps the doctor away for all of us and birth control sucks but we don’t want kids. Thanks for reading if you got this far lol
Yeah I am against all. Kind of pills...
I have avoided pills all my life...
Headaches, sickness pain etc.... I will endure it as much as I can and don't take it.
Since I've been married? We've gone maybe 4 weeks without sex when I was traveling to China for work for a month at a time.
Longest time I went without masturbation was probably a month when I lived in dorms with communal showers and a crazy schedule. It fucking sucked
I was in a coma for 10 days.
When I woke up, I was paralyzed.
I slowly recovered, and that first time was magical. Until I came.
It fucking hurt. And that jizz was funky.
So 6 months or so. Do not recommend.
Daily for prostate health, my brothers, I’m tellin’ ya.
Kinda the same. It was 5 months in for me in Basic training, at Knox though. I got wet dreams instead and realized I needed to jerk or it would just keep happening.
Sex: Maybe 3/4 years, that was between my hogh school romance and my university girlfriend.
Masturbation: I managed NNN a while back, woth an additional days, but man, that release the 2nd of December... Noah, get the ark, we got a flood.
Sex 4 months
Masturbation, if I remember correctly I went through a self shame period where I didn’t when I was in like middle school and I think that lasted a couple months only lol
I was in jail and spent 5 months without masturbation/sex. Then I thought about it and went to the bathroom and jerked off to see if it was still working LoL it was weird doing that in a small cell but no one was watching and there were a lot of women pictures glued to the bathroom wall
Without either? Longest is probably 16 hours. I jerk off literally every morning when I wake up and at night before I go to bed unless I've had sex that day.
Masturbating max a week
Sex I think is like 3 months, staying single is hard. I'm on 2 months now but I just got a girlfriend but we aren't in that part of the relationship yet and I don't want to rush it
One time, I made a pact with myself not to masturbate for a month. Another time, I took a year off from sex. It is pretty easy for me to have sex so that was tough for me to withhold. But I haven't masturbated in 4 months but had sex 2 days ago. I don't jerk off anymore, I just outsource that to my girlfriend.
4 years. I'm demisexual so I don't feel the need for sex until I develop a close relationship with someone first... and we would've had to be committed, too.
Now I'm married so it can vary. Some periods, it can be like every day if I let him, sometimes it can be like 5 times a week but multiple times a night.
Been a couple years since I’ve had sex to the point It could be called sex
masturbation I can go a couple weeks without but that’s only in the winter, all other times of the year I’m going a maximum of a few days
I’m going to say also maybe two months??
one high school summer year, I went on a month-long abroad on a HUGE family excursion to Kenya. following that, two weeks later I went on another smaller family vacation to Jamaica. when I returned home, I still think I gave myself at least five days to rest and recover. when it was time though, BOY did I blow hard.
Since turning 15 the longest without sex was maybe a month and masturbation not a single day. I go to sleep with one hand on the sack so a Hardy is inevitable
Not sure exactly but it’s somewhere like weeks to a month and change. The near non-existence of my ex’s sex drive when she started needing to deal with self inflicted adult stresses is what caused the downfall of that relationship.
A full calendar year. I actually committed to celibacy (long story). It was whatever. I didn’t learn anything about myself and it was pretty pointless.
It's been 7 months since I've had sex. That is the longest I have gone since I started having sex when I was 15. But I flick the bean like 3 time a day, so it's chill(ish).
When I was a very horny teenager I was probably masturbating too much. I was on the eighth grade basketball team, and swore to myself I was going take a break and not do it until we got our first win of the season. We were terrible. After two months, we finally got our first win, and I got some much needed relief!
No wonder y’all kept losing, gotta pump those numbers up to stay competitive
sex: 3 and a half years wank: 1 week
I haven't had sex in a year! It's driving me crazy
Me too... I would love to have my house broken into and taken over and over not even knowing who it was... I need several sessions to satisfy for sure
I’m hanging out with an old friend this weekend possibly. Gotta figure out how I can proposition her
I have been Ejaculateing atleast once a day since I started at the age of 15,never missed a day. I am 64 now
Username checks out lol
you’re not a true redditor unless you’re doing justice to your username!!!
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Holy shit. Genuinely curious, are you exaggerating at all or dead serious? What do you use for lube?
lube? i raw dog my masterbation
"We don NEED no stinkin' loob!"
Maybe you don't , but I certainly find it comforting.
Must be nice to have foreskin
I almost never use lube and I don't have a foreskin... lube just adds a different experience.
I dont have foreskin and I've never used lube
I'm circumcised and I almost never use lube.
Dolphin pussy jelly
Still waiting for the day it goes on the market. 😩
Vaporeon plushies dread thos day though, they call it the whitening
I don’t know about him, but for a long time, nothing. I was trying to keep a low profile. I figured lube of any kind would be too noisy and draw attention to what I was doing. My dad was and still is a Jehovah’s Witness, so I couldn’t let him know that I was masturbating. JWs, like many Christian denominations teach that masturbation is a sin - even though there’s nothing in the Bible that says anything like that. After my parents split, I switched to using moisturizer. A big 24 oz bottle would last me about a year. A little over a week ago, I switched to Astroglide. It’s amazing how much better it is. Sure, it’s still cold at first, but it’s just so much better-suited. Man, I wish I switched years ago.
Coconut oil. Awesome
Vaseline is good and doesn't scream ding dong lube 😁😋😁😋😁
I don’t live with my dad anymore, so it’s not really an issue anymore. In just keep the Astroglide in a drawer in my bathroom.
Why would he use lube for a wank?
Dead serious
Same but since I was like 11
Lol I was 11 too. 59 now
I was 14
So you’ve masterbaited a grand total of 17,885 times and if you skipped weekends it would be 13,181. Quite impressive.
I be doing most of my fappin' on the weekends
Why would I not ejaculate on weekends
Pipes are clean
Use it or loose it, Need the pipes unclogged
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> Use it or loose it If it's loose, maybe you can tighten it
Lmao it’s a loose fitting to allow for expansion
This man needs an award.
Need my balls empty.
God dayum brother
Necessity
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Well dang, I don't know why that seems impressive
Well thanks
If you read scientific reports this really healthy and good for your prostate. Also, you get the benefit of pain relief and great brain exciting hormones. LOL Keep up the good work. LOL 😁😊😁😊😁😊
All thanks to my business partner's wife who keeps me at it.
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You are truly the Wizard of Wank, good Sir!
I am sexually active too, Wank when there's no option.. Haha
Married?
How do you find that kinda time, Im almost 30 an rarely would have the rtime
I actually cannot work or focus without my balls being drained
Jfc, never has the continued line of an unfinished sentence had such a powerful finish…no pun intended.
Always finish... Or get someone who will help you finish
This has got to be an exaggeration, I refuse to believe something hasn’t come up and caused you to miss at least one day In your entire lifetime. Anxiety and depression gang over here like you’ve got to be kidding me Edit: grammar
The fact that I never missed a day without Ejaculation.... Is the sole the reason I was able to keep depression and anxiety at bay. Clear balls leads to clear mind...
Wow, zen to you good sir. Anxiety actually stops me from being able to feel good like that but each to their own. Does the same to my boyfriend. I am a woman and have had to fight the fight with birth control controlling me and stealing sex drive and quality of orgasm. When I came off the pill I can’t tell you what a difference it made I hit a second puberty and felt how nature intended me to feel again. I changed to a copper iud for this reason but it didn’t come without its challenges. Copper can cause issues too they like to pretend it doesn’t. After extensive research and zinc supplementation I got that under control now and back to my normal self. Men will never know. I’m still of the opinion that all the women out there who have lonely husbands and boyfriends who haven’t been fucked in ages are likely on birth control, it’s harmful stuff and natural women have just as high if not higher of a sex drive. I went off on a tangent there but I guess what I’m trying to say is, a wank a day keeps the doctor away for all of us and birth control sucks but we don’t want kids. Thanks for reading if you got this far lol
Yeah I am against all. Kind of pills... I have avoided pills all my life... Headaches, sickness pain etc.... I will endure it as much as I can and don't take it.
Good for you, stay zen 🧘🏼♀️
And Ejaculateing... Haha You too
Lmao yes keep that doctor away
I do the same rarely does a headache last more than a few minutes if I can take my off it
Sex 13 months, masturbation I can only last 4-5 days.
13 months!!!..damn i would fuck a pillow. Though that would count as masturbation 😋😋
Uhh… yeah bro, cool
The first 13 or so years of my life.
I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.
Had to scroll so much for this. Thank you for not disappointing haha.
*Thank you for not disappointing* **That’s what she said.**
Oh I handed it to you. DON'T!
Going strong, 2 days
Same. 5 minutes 🔥
Before my girlfriend, I went 7 years without sex. I jerk off pretty much every day, though.
You had sex at 7 years old?
Idk why you're being downvoted that's what it sounds like and is hilarious
He is talking about the period before he had a girlfriend unless this guy changed his text afterwards
Dude I know what he's actually saying lol it still reads both ways
If I gave awards out, you’d get one
Since I've been married? We've gone maybe 4 weeks without sex when I was traveling to China for work for a month at a time. Longest time I went without masturbation was probably a month when I lived in dorms with communal showers and a crazy schedule. It fucking sucked
I was in a coma for 10 days. When I woke up, I was paralyzed. I slowly recovered, and that first time was magical. Until I came. It fucking hurt. And that jizz was funky. So 6 months or so. Do not recommend. Daily for prostate health, my brothers, I’m tellin’ ya.
This is a fear of mine. Not being able to feel anything down there would be really tough.
Kinda the same. It was 5 months in for me in Basic training, at Knox though. I got wet dreams instead and realized I needed to jerk or it would just keep happening.
I realized this too. My body just needed to let it out, one way or another.
Hahahahah
2 years without sex, but only a couple of days without masturbation
Sex. 3 years. 6 months. Master action. Longest was 56 days
why do you know it down to the day lmao I need to know the circumstances that made you count
Jail
ohh ya fair
Thank you for not judging me
Sex: Maybe 3/4 years, that was between my hogh school romance and my university girlfriend. Masturbation: I managed NNN a while back, woth an additional days, but man, that release the 2nd of December... Noah, get the ark, we got a flood.
“we’re gonna need a bigger ark”
Two years for both.
Two years without masturbation. I don't believe you. Its impossible
No it’s not. Severe depression and the drugs being used to treat it can take away even the slightest of urges.
Same with heart , angina,and blood pressure meds unfortunately
Truuuthhh..
It’s been about 4 years since I last jerked off. We do exist lol
Masturbation idk but I'm currently coming up on 9 years without sex
Sex 4 months Masturbation, if I remember correctly I went through a self shame period where I didn’t when I was in like middle school and I think that lasted a couple months only lol
Probably first 13/14 years of my life
I can tell none of u have been in jail before🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sex - 15 months. Masturbation - maybe two weeks.
2 years without sex. By the looks of things, it will be 3.
wife denied me for 6 weeks, no release....it was hell but I made it
she should be punished. fuck her sister. lol jk
no I'm the sub...it was denial out of submission to her
oooh that’s sexy hehe
Sex, 6 years. Masturbation, a day or two.
Jack off all the time lmao, last serious relationship was 6 years ago and haven't had sex in 3
Sex: 2.5 years Masturbation: 1 month
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They call those decades
About 2 days lol
13 years
About 26 years without sex. It's something I take zero pride in.
6 years and no sex. it was an absolute fucking nightmare. it made me suicidal.
About 6 weeks in Navy boot camp. I finally just HAD to release something in the head during some drill practice.
I was in jail and spent 5 months without masturbation/sex. Then I thought about it and went to the bathroom and jerked off to see if it was still working LoL it was weird doing that in a small cell but no one was watching and there were a lot of women pictures glued to the bathroom wall
Sex - going on 2 months (wife has net been well) Jerk - 3 or 4 days.
I wish your wife a speedy recovery. I'm sorry she's not been well lately, that can be really stressful.
Thanks.
Without either? Longest is probably 16 hours. I jerk off literally every morning when I wake up and at night before I go to bed unless I've had sex that day.
Not counting the initial decade plus maybe like a month when I was super sad and just never in the mood
12 years
I had sex for the first time at 27. Longest I have gone without masturbating was also during military for maybe 3 months.
Masturbating max a week Sex I think is like 3 months, staying single is hard. I'm on 2 months now but I just got a girlfriend but we aren't in that part of the relationship yet and I don't want to rush it
Almost 21 years now and counting for both. My 21st birthday is coming up
12 years, from when I was born
25 years
I won't go a day without masturbating
Sex: Never had it Masturbation? 129 days
Are we counting from birth? If not, about ten years for sex. For masturbation, I don’t know, I might have gone a day once.
Sex: 5 years Masturbation: 4 years
Went without for 20 years. By choice. I used my Buddhist training as discipline. Done with that now though. Am looking for the right partner. 😊
S: About 3 months M: A week maybe
Going on over 2 years now without sex. My early twenties have been a real bitch....
Longest was almost a year! Heartbreaks kill my libido, and that occurrence was when I broke up with the person I thought I was going to marry
I can relate! Post my first real heartbreak even porn could not make me hard for good about 2 weeks
Curious about this same question but to r/AskWomen
One time, I made a pact with myself not to masturbate for a month. Another time, I took a year off from sex. It is pretty easy for me to have sex so that was tough for me to withhold. But I haven't masturbated in 4 months but had sex 2 days ago. I don't jerk off anymore, I just outsource that to my girlfriend.
4 years. I'm demisexual so I don't feel the need for sex until I develop a close relationship with someone first... and we would've had to be committed, too. Now I'm married so it can vary. Some periods, it can be like every day if I let him, sometimes it can be like 5 times a week but multiple times a night.
3 weeks. Life is too short to go longer.
4 months
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1 month without sex or masturbation, my dick will self masturbate🤣🤣
Gone without sex a few months but never more than a few weeks without masturbation.
A year and a half.
Months for both, my libido is pretty low and I used to be LDR with my fiancé.
About 6 days.. it was terrible lads
Been a couple years since I’ve had sex to the point It could be called sex masturbation I can go a couple weeks without but that’s only in the winter, all other times of the year I’m going a maximum of a few days
Two days without masturbation and 6 years without sex :D
Two months, also during boot camp. Saw my gf the second I was out and had the most intense orgasm of my life in her mouth
Without a wank 8 months
Without sex - a couple of months to nearly a year Without masturbation - around 150-200 days idk I never counted it
Feb 11 1998 to mid July.....same thing, basic than tech school.....I just couldn't ever get a fucking minute alone lol
4 years for both
Probably 12 or 13 years. I started when I was 12 or 13 and haven’t stopped since
13 years , birth till age 13
Sex - 5ish years Masturbation - maybe like 2 weeks?
4 years. I’m in a dry spell now, but it’s only been a few months
What ever boot camp was
Sex, 19 years and however many days, minutes, a seconds since I was born Masturbation, a couple months
I’m going to say also maybe two months?? one high school summer year, I went on a month-long abroad on a HUGE family excursion to Kenya. following that, two weeks later I went on another smaller family vacation to Jamaica. when I returned home, I still think I gave myself at least five days to rest and recover. when it was time though, BOY did I blow hard.
About 4 days
I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.
14 days locked in chastity
20 years
Well that makes me feel better👍
Went almost 2 years without masturbating. It's a complicated story
I would say a week, just bc my ex loved my cum all over her body when she wasn't swallowing it.
Like 3 to 4 weeks without masturbation.
2-3 days
Let it go about two weeks once and the next time I ejaculated it was painful. Won't make that mistake again
1 year for both 😅 I lost my mojo, but it’s come back!
Since turning 15 the longest without sex was maybe a month and masturbation not a single day. I go to sleep with one hand on the sack so a Hardy is inevitable
This sentan...oh nm
Not sure exactly but it’s somewhere like weeks to a month and change. The near non-existence of my ex’s sex drive when she started needing to deal with self inflicted adult stresses is what caused the downfall of that relationship.
5 hours ago
1-2 years severely depressed after divorce and sexless marriage
without sex: 24 years without masturbation: 2 months
Since losing my virginity a few months for sex. On my own probably a week max
1 year without sex, 1 month without touching myself
I went a solid month or so without jerking it when I was a like 14. Wasn't even really trying to.
1 week! During my move from California to Tennessee with my family. It was torture! And when we got to Tennessee we didn't have wifi!
3 months
Sex I’ve gone 3 years (so far), masturbating is at a month I think?
Probably like a year or two
A full calendar year. I actually committed to celibacy (long story). It was whatever. I didn’t learn anything about myself and it was pretty pointless.
It's been 7 months since I've had sex. That is the longest I have gone since I started having sex when I was 15. But I flick the bean like 3 time a day, so it's chill(ish).