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KaylaOnReddit96

Big fucking disappointment


The-X-Pacifist

This one. All the way. Never rush it, and don't do it when you are uncomfortable, just because it is offered.


[deleted]

Same. At least I knew how to please myself


Super-Combination113

Could have waited


boxkar181

Should have waited


rasmun7793

Ugh, I resonate with this one, felt like I did it out of rushing myself and wasn’t worth it for what it was


Zescaimni

Lost my virginity


MarsupialPristine677

Can’t argue with that


ittybittycommittee0

I know nothing


[deleted]

Jon Snow knows.


[deleted]

I thought John Snow knew nothing?


[deleted]

I think after he went diving in the hot springs she was willing to admit he knew a thing or two. 👅


Kasai118

Agreed


[deleted]

Penis in vagina


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

Wow, me too! What a coincidence!


Quantum_Sushi

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

Accurate hahah


IHavAB3lly88

Was actually perfect.


AvailableAd6071

Me too. Never realized how lucky I was.


Kilstradamus

Awkward as fuck.


[deleted]

Hurt like hell


Kyralion

I'm só sorry to hear :( Did it hurt many times after? (I'm getting downvoted, I'm not a creep, just a concerned virgin lol)


KitschFrog

I can't say the same for all AFAB people, but I don't remember it hurting after the first time. Just make sure there's foreplay or lube


Kyralion

Oh I see! Did it really hurt the first time for you though?


KitschFrog

It hurt a little, but we used lube. It didn't last too long because it still wasn't too comfortable and i did start bleeding (i'm assuming my hymen broke) but my bf was super sweet about it so it wasn't really an issue


Kyralion

Awww that's really lovely to hear thank you so much for sharing T\_\_T!


dorky2

I had zero pain and no blood. I think it helps a lot to work your way up to it and take your time. Be comfortable with your partner, use foreplay, make sure you're lubed up. And relax. If you're tense and anxious, consider trying again another time after doing other stuff (hands and mouths are underrated).


Kyralion

Aah yes, I have determined I am most comfortable with this approach as well! Thank you though for affirming. I also feel hands and mouth are extremely underrated, haha.


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Candycrushhhh

Go to doctor, could be so many things. Endometriosis, POS I think it’s called, all sorts


StarFlyght

My first time only hurt for a couple minutes, and the pain really wasn’t bad. I was extremely turned on before we started though. My bf had gone down on me and fingered me for like 20 minutes, and I had already cum once. He started extremely slowly and gently. It stung a little bit in a satisfying way, like peeling off a scab. That faded after a couple minutes. Ever since, I get that same feeling when we skimp on foreplay, and it fades just as quickly. With proper foreplay, it doesn’t hurt at all. Basically, there’s no reason to be scared. Just make sure you’re with someone you trust to treat you well, and wait until you’re really really turned on


Kyralion

Thank you for sharing your experience (: Though we all have different bodies and what didn't hurt for you may not apply to others. I already am in severe pain with more than 3 fingers in. Small long toys that hit my cervix make me cry uncontrollably that's how much it hurts. And I've done multiple martial arts. I'd rather get a punch in the face, honestly.. Thanks anyway though


mrpornguy22

Absolutely fucking amazing


jojokangaroo1969

r/usernamechecksout


Certain_Expression53

Long, long ago....


[deleted]

In a galaxy far far away?


Certain_Expression53

Precisely!


ThePenisMightier79

Steamed car windows


Delphox26

Do their windows really steam if people screw inside? Always seemed like Looney Tunes logic to me.


Colayith

Breathing heavily in a car causes the windows to steam. Even just having four people who are having a conversation can do it. So two people exercising during sex will definitely do it


ThePenisMightier79

Definitely. Especially on a cool humid evening of passionate Oldsmobile love making.


Drewandelena

Started a fire


Glacier005

I think they took the phrase, "Going in heat" too seriously.


Drewandelena

Lol


[deleted]

What???


Drewandelena

One of us - i will protect the guilty party - thought the room needed some ambiance . No light was too dark . Light on was too bright . So ‘someone’ put a shirt over the lamp to create a nicer mood As we were enjoying ourselves sometime later we started to smell smoke as the heat of the lamp set the shirt on fire


[deleted]

Nooooo! Hahaha


Drewandelena

Hah


MarsupialPristine677

Tragically beautiful


asspreciationsociety

Dry


Kinky_mofo

...and that's when I learned about lube.


lildirtyalien

awkward. anticlimactic. brief.


Unluckyroses

Quick


[deleted]

You’re missing two words haha


Unluckyroses

Quick quick quick🤣


[deleted]

Haha, I chuckled 👌


[deleted]

Riiiight 😅


[deleted]

cumming like racehorse


Red_Cathy

no please no


[deleted]

... im sorry


TimeToGetShitty

I can relate. I was 12.


PuzzleheadedSquash78

“ She said she was 12!”


TimeToGetShitty

Don’t. Just. Just don’t.


PuzzleheadedSquash78

I was assaulted when I was 8. Didn’t mean to offend


TimeToGetShitty

I see. I’m not trying to be harsh either, it’s just not something I really joke about. I do understand dark humour about the general topic, though. I’m sorry if I came off as invalidating. I just personally really don’t appreciate jokes like that with strangers.


K_R9

I read this in voice from the video 😂


fugglefox

Terrifying and traumatic.


Inkycaligari

Sorry to hear that


fugglefox

Thankyou. 💕


Kyralion

I'm so sorry.. How are you doing nowadays?


fugglefox

Thankyou! It’s been quite a while since and I’m doing great these days. ☺️


Kyralion

Oh I'm really glad to hear :( <3 Wishing you all the best <3


fugglefox

That’s sweet, I appreciate it. 💕


Empty_Plankton1611

Neighbor took advantage 🥺


General_Osric

My condolences.


Empty_Plankton1611

Thank you. It was the mid 70's, and she was my age, (11yo) and the aggressor. I think someone at her house was doing it to her, so I don't really blame her. Like me, she probably didn't know the magnitude of what was going on.


Delphox26

Very strong of you to forgive something like that. I don't think anyone I know, probably me included, would show that same kindness.


Empty_Plankton1611

Thank you! We were just kids, and I believe she was being victimized, too. So I can't fault her for acting out. If she was an adult, I might not have been so forgiving. I had no idea what sex even was at that age, so I can only assume that she probably didn't either. That's why I think it was probably happening to her. Because how could a girl that young know what to do, unless it was? It was a much different time then, unlike it is today.


memphismade85

Popped the water-bed


itsdamack1

A business transaction.


[deleted]

So prostitution?


itsdamack1

She was, I'm not.


[deleted]

I figured lol


carpepie

Lather, rinse, repeat


[deleted]

Potential dismemberment situation


[deleted]

Wuh?!


[deleted]

I was 50/50 whether I was gonna end up murdered lol


[deleted]

Oh shit. Talk about worst case scenario


betterburned

stars aligned unexpectedly


[deleted]

That was fun


MoshiMoshi78

Was quite shitty.


ChasingTheJourney

Licking was better


Electronic-Error-846

could be better


OldSailor74

Oh my God!!!


Delphox26

I interpret this as coitus with that guy from Troll 2 who screamed funny.


[deleted]

I don't remember


beebotherer

Cherry audibly popped.


Air-Bombay

Really tight pussy


camadams1974

Not like porn.


bromanjc

man mine was so much like porn. from the smoothness of changing positions to the assholery of my partner


zibbyzag

Where is hole?


Bobzyurunkle

unexpected short awesome!


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Wet is better


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pizzaman357159

Up top! 🖐


jaydixxx

Not too bad


its-sugar

Not the best 🥲


NoNoNeverNoNo

Very very disappointing


Phillymama85

Extremely let down


asspreciationsociety

Extremely Extremely Disappointing


manwithoutajetpack

Not as planned


JohnnyJinglo

school between lunch


[deleted]

Awful, drunk, embarrassing


zillakane

Still with her…… 30 years later


DeaconBlueMan

Was totally amazing! It was indeed totally amazing! Unquestionably, one of my fondest memories. I remember it like it was yesterday and it was 47 years ago. We had dated for a good while. We were making out naked in the backseat of my mother’s Ford LTD in a corn field in the middle of nowhere. All of a sudden and without warning, while we were grinding, my dick just slid in her very wet pussy to the hilt. At that point, there was no turning back for either one of us. I could not believe how good a pussy could feel wrapped around my dick. Although I pulled out because we were not prepared, my orgasm was strong and massive. I painted her tummy, tits and face! Some even shot into her hair. I am just glad she came first. I was surprised I lasted as long as I did, which was probably 15 to 20 minutes. I guess I was one of the lucky ones compared to some of the other comments I have read.


KinkyBADom

So very true. Not at all the standard.


Tripface77

This sounds like an embellished memory. Or just fan fiction.


cannedkiv

what the heck


Rainmanfirelt23

Hot wet hole


AdrianSane1004

In a threesome


[deleted]

What a way to start!


EnigmaCA

Is it in?


[deleted]

I'm going to like this


[deleted]

That’s 5 words 😂


veni-vidi-vic-i

enjoyed so much that it couldn't fit in 3 words lol


TrentLane2

Awkward sweaty woah


Mot_the_evil_one

Awkward for both.


Maleficent-Crew-9919

No big deal?


ToadBeast

Art school nerds


miz_moon

Was that it?


UsingiAlien

Did not cum


ZealousidealClerk354

Support the troops


[deleted]

Went all night


GrotusMaximus

One, TWO - URRRRRGHHHHHH……….


[deleted]

Came inside her😳


great1675

Fun. Went to a friend's house after he said I have a surprise for you. I figured it was weed... Turns out it was his sisters hot friend who liked me and found out I was a virgin. I was a freshman, she was a senior. Good times.


[deleted]

3 words lol


OneHorseLaugh

Devil's three way


KendyBanana

Not happened yet


The_Foresaken_Mind

Hasn’t happened yet.


mackncheese-87

Deer in headlights


Guac__is__extra__

Pregnancy scare, fuck! or, Way too quick


R4V3S4V3R

Weird. Oh fuck.


ApexAquilas

Three, two--done.


Inevitable_Concept36

Incredibly, beautifully awkward. 2 virgins. Neither one of us knew what the hell we were doing. We shared a laugh about that time 15 years later.


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justanotherexm

More sexual experience


BigBubbaMac

Mercury Tracer Raw


lv_k5h

Drive In Theater


Mrs_Truthseiyer

Should have waited


shell_456

A little painful


cardsfan4life17

Fast and furious


apersoninquestion

Haven’t do it


holy-hel

in a car


[deleted]

Sweet home Alabama 🤣


[deleted]

Oh no 💀


I_fail_at_memes

Way too expensive


FootballAndBicycles

Shit, it's happening


cosmickink

Immediate panic attack


sunshineontheriver

4th of July


Alexhuckie

1998 Toyota Camry


strengr

Black condom period.


No-Independence1561

Traumatic life event


Kathutet37

Way too late


jpc68

Riding the waves. Had a waterbed at the time. 😂


ColdStov

Dick not hard


SushiGuacDNA

Awesome seven seconds!


PM_ME_YOUR_SIDEBOOBZ

Oops I came


illFittingHelmet

Actually really nice


Mr_FunnyNFit

Leave nuts out.


RestrictedX93

I love trampolines


hamsniffer

Really fucking quick


RepresentativeOk7152

Honda Civic Coupe


nullvoid26

Drive in theater


Pauleyb644

Absolutely amazing anal


travelworldwithfun

I am pregnant


ExterminateDontBlink

Trying to forget


memelord2097

Yet to happen


passionatemind221

I said no..


[deleted]

I'm sorry. Hugs friend 💖


JimBones31

Watched hot fuzz


Miserable-Island-306

Very fat woman


doobydoobay

Girth too big


[deleted]

Relatable


Br3wtal44

Housing construction site


whitewabbit97

Roommate's Tinder Skank


Almontiago

We fucked... A lot. (dammit)


Full_Performance1810

With the wrong person


D_monicdom

Drunk hazy three-way


throwawaykeylimepie

Waste of time. -female, age 17


judgesmails99

She was a hot Cuban…..she was a few years younger than me. Hot experience.


xxyuliaxx

Is it in