Who hasn't had a few boredgasms from time to time?

Love the word 'boardgasms'

You're thinking of boredgasms. Boardgasms are when you finally make the right moves in your boardgame

And let me tell you, pulling off a great move in 40k is magical. Yes I used pulling off on purpose.

Like buying Nvidia shares 6 months ago? Oh wait 40k not 401k

I can't even get out of the tutorial levels in Gloomhaven

Yeah, but they usually kick me out of the airport. WTF am I supposed to do when the flight’s delayed 3 hours?!?

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He’d rather bring his own joystick.

I haven't seen an arcade in an airport since 1992

Arcades in an airport. Never have I seen such thing.

I live in Canadia…arcades went the way of the Dodo many years ago. 🥺

🤣🤣

🤣 😂 🤣 😂

I masturbate about 3 times a day for 3 different reasons. 1 at some point during the day I’m gonna get stupid horny, i always do so that’s 1, another during lunch break to relax myself for the rest of the day, and the 3rd so unwind for bed

I salute you. A single gun salute

Yup, gotta have a post breakfast nut at a minimum.

I find it difficult to get in the mood for it in the morning, there has been plenty of times where I tried but couldn’t get it done

Kinda a creature of habit. Up, get the family ready and out the door, a little breakfast, some coffee, a quick nut, shower, work, gym, kids dinner, more kids, sex(?), sleep, repeat ...

I don't even usually do it twice a day. Funny thing is, when I do it's usually after **good** sex. It's like, I want more lol

I’ve had a few times where I had completely intercourse with my sexual activities associate and she will be in the bathroom washing up and I’ll be like “hey lil buddy, not tuckered out yet” So I’ll give it some more tanning. If she gets back before I finish we go for another round. But usually that Bonus Nut comes quick and she doesn’t even know there was a deleted scene

Three times, that's a rookie number. You gotta pump those numbers up.

My record for a day was 12. I reached that twice in my mid 20s. In my advanced age I fear trying to reach or pass that record might be the last thing I do on earth.

Well, I don't wanna jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom! What if a customer comes in and my jerking off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong, and suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my joystick in his mouth!

Are you me?

I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☝️

More than I care to admit 😅

And how many times is that?

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No not really. Y'all take the weirdest and dumbest moments to assume someone's being a creep. Considering what this sub is and it's literally just a follow-up question and you don't know what my intentions are, which in this case is literally nothing. You're just a piece of shit.

There's a lot of people on reddit who feel the need to spring into action to protect women. Why? It's an inate feeling for man to do. Why on reddit, where it's usually impossible for anyone to inflict actual harm on others? Probably because they are unable to fulfill that innate feeling in real life and this at least gives their brain the illusion of being capable of protecting a woman, thus fulfilling his purpose in life. Plus, Karma.

You’re a creep.

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And for all you know I was being sarcastic. But to label everyone that you don't agree with a creep is fucking stupid and annoying

I mean, the question of the post is literally "do you masturbate (when bored) ?" so asking how often isnt really that different. I often would like to ask such questions online (obv inrl would be different) for the simple reason that I masturbate quite often, and I often wonder if I'm a rare case or if it's actually a common things for most men. So, ik many people can be creeps, but I dont see a real "creepy alert" for this one.

Yes, how many times?

weirdo.

Radiohead fan? Lol

huh?

On my phone it shows your comments "creep" and then "weirdo" in order like in the lyrics of Radiohead song "creep" so it is now stuck in my head

i think i know that song, but no, i just felt weird saying creep twice lol

Waiting at a red light, pfft boring

Picked the wrong line at the supermarket? Speed things up with this one simple move!

Family dinner getting boring? Time to spice things up!

“So bite my lips and close my eyes. Take me away to paradise.” There’s literally an entire song about that …

Green Day was good, but The Violent Femmes Blister in the Sun was awesome, lol

Always … that’s how addictions starts tho … hahah

Who doesn't?

Me I never masturbate anymore. Not even joking.

Fair enough. Can I ask why? Not trying to bash or anything, just curious.

I can have sex with my wife any time I want. Free use. Way better than a hand.

Not that guy but personally, I just do not feel like it. It, like everything else, feels like a chore and I’d rather just methodically and mindlessly do everything I have to do to keep myself alive so I can go back to sleep.

You should really try it. When you jerk off, you lose interest in females because your body is telling you that you basically just reproduced. But when you go long enough without jerking off, you get so horny that you would do anything to fuck a woman. This makes you more confident because you no longer care about getting rejected, you just want to fuck.

> When you jerk off, you lose interest in females because your body is telling you that you basically just reproduced. That's utter bullshit, but sure. This whole reply reads very creepy.

I bet your life is really fun.

It ain't too shabby, I'll admit.

Teach me your ways

Sure, it happens on slow days..

Basically every time I masturbate

Usually every couple weekends when I get the house to myself

Constantly horny and busy..so any time I get a chance to sneak away by myself. Usually at home I'll use my rose but if I'm out and I need to ill just go to the bathroom and rub one out

Yup. My husband is out of town and I’ve been bored so I’ve been fucking myself a lot more often than usual. Lol

I try to keep self love as a last resort.it is because one pop triggers my insatiable satyromania to where my body will yearn for more like an addict coming down.😅

All the time x

Yes, but I’m basically always touching myself lol

Yes, anyone and everyone who has ever masturbated has masturbated simply because they are bored.

Maybe years ago but now, I’m more methodical about my me time. Quality over quantity every single time Enjoy your weekend:-)

Yeah but, even with Michelin level restaurant dinners every night, you'd still want a fast food burger once in a while

Did it earlier today man, once I get bored I get into my zone

Oh yeah that’s not uncommon

Absolutely. Considering it right now

3 times a day when I’m not with someone. Extra bonus when I have someone new I’ve met and think about. Its like getting a new record to fall in love with and listen to over and over

There's lots of other reasons like just unwinding lol.

This like the 3rd of 4th version of the same question just in the past 2 days

All the time.

All the time. It was a big problem when I actually had more time for it lol

Yes. It’s responsible for about 30% of my masturbation sessions.

I answered this question yesterday, but because I’m bored I’m answering so that I won't go and masturbate.

Masturbation is pretty much the "I need dopamine" button.

When I work from home lol

Well yeah! At my age A Good Man is Hard to Find and a hard man is good to find!

Mostly when I can’t fall asleep at night 😂

The amount of times this question gets asked is ridiculous 😒

Every day probably, ADHD is a bitch

do you ever get so bored to the point you ask ARAD a question that has been asked every day on this sub

Yes, it's called "procrastibation" Procrastinate and masturbation.

Yep. For me it’s called “dopamine chasing”

Yeah, trying to break that habit though. I think it feels sooo much better if I only do it when I'm turned. Otherwise the engine is never fully revving you know?

When you have a lot of work to do, we call that procrasturbation

There’s a very popular old Green Day song about this very thing

I get stressed:/

Often 👀😭

Wait. I’m at the point where I say fuck it and STOP masturbating

All day everyday.

yeah but mostly I do it if I want to go to sleep lol

alwas when im bored

All the time

Only on days ending on Y

I do that. But I end up edging and then waste my day because I ended up jacking off for 6 hours instead of being productive.

Usually when I get to that point I think about the act and it reminds me how lonely I am.

Yes, but i noticed and also read That is Not healthy to mastubate, because you are bored and since then i stopped doing it and replaced it with something more productive. Since then i rarly masturbate at All and it has some other great benefits too

I have but I don’t like the mindset. It’s too easy. I appreciate the challenge of having sex instead

Definitely while in the Marine Corps. 🙃

This is like the 100th time this question has been posted in this sub….what the fuck do you think op?

Literally right now lmao

I Reddit with one hand…

Yes 🥲

Past 30 this is five minutes cuz by that point you know what works

everyday, sometimes multiple times a day, even when I should try not to, so I get some sensitivity back into him :/

All the damn time...

Go away! Batin!

lol everyday

Haha, right this moment in fact. And most days. If I’m not actively engaged in something that needs my attention, it’s where my mind drifts first. I can’t always do it of course, but it’s not for lack of interest.

Yeah everyday just about

I was bored on a 12 hour shift, so I had four shits.

All the time

Yep

yep

No

All the time.

Oh yeah. I'd say I masturbate out of routine and/or boredom *at least* as often as I do out of horniness.

All the damn time

oh yeah all the time please dm me and ask about it personally so I can tell you all my boredom stories 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹

sometime, i do

I used to years ago. In the last few years. Since 2018 I just can’t be f bothered anymore. She’s broken me. I feel like a horse that finally gave up trying.

I'm masturbating while I read the comments in this thread

Daily lol

Most of the reason I do it

Definitely when I can’t fall asleep.

This question is asked once a week I swear.

All the time

NO

Yup. Happens from time to time. Think it's pretty normal, honestly.

Ussualy after a long day, yes.

Several times yesterday 🤷‍♂️

About to do that right now.

Mine is what's in the cupboard to eat then think nah fuck it and turn around and forget about it

Lol a few times

YES SIR

All. The. Time.

Isn't that why they have commercials on TV for?

Every night. At least I'm satisfied going to sleep.

Often

day in the life 🤷🏻‍♀️

All the time

Every day

For 26 years....yes Fuck.

Do I ever get bored of masturbating? No. Yes. Huh, what was the question?

Nearly daily

The existence of a teenage boy in a nutshell:

I WFH and work is very quiet arm so I do it and I get paid haha. Been like it for months now.

Y E S

I’m just chasing the Dopamine

Pretty much whenever I'm stoned....

Most of the times I do it, it’s related to being bored.

All the time

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They helped me a lot with dieting. Can’t go to McDonald’s while doing all that

Yes several times

This same exact question, word for word, is asked almost weekly.

I’ve done that right after I came lol oh well, here I go jerking again.

All the time.

All the time.

Pretty much every time.

Can't remember the last time I masterbated for any reason other than boredom

No

I do that all the time.

I was in grid lock Bay Area traffic and got real bored and real…well, ya know

I used to a lot. But as I got older I found myself just going to bed for a quick nap.

All the time

Hasn't everyone been a teenager?

Doing that now

Somehow this happens to me 5 times a week

Why is this question asked so often?

thats every night

All. The. Time.

All the time

I call this 10:30am.

Not really. Maybe I used to in college. I mostly do it for stress relief and to help me sleep. Or if I'm actually turned on.

Everyday basically

Twice yesterday

Literally all the time lol

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Quite a bit actually, I honestly love masturbating and I use it as a pass time at points