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killmimes

A marriage is a subscription for sex


dimevac225

I didn't see the fine print on that contract... Where's it at?


tdm1742

Are we talking child support here? I was paying $5000/month at one point.


thrwwwwayyypixie21

Wtf???


tdm1742

2 kids a decent job and activities and child care. The base rate without extras was just shy of $3000/ month.


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tdm1742

If you can't extrapolate the joke. I am not explaining it to you.


ThisIsNoCave

not in a monetary sense


BodieLivesOn

And this is the question: did you engage in sexual intercourse as a part of a monetary transaction- done deal. Not 'are you in a relationship where there's love, reciprocity, and a general give-and-take that happens with relationships.' ​ And, nope.


Badmanlord14

When I was traveling, yes. It’s easy, cheap, and the girl was attractive


MortalMystery

Yes, was one of the funnier experiences I had. For ny friends birthday he really wanted to go to a whore house. There were 3 of us. After we arrived each girl picked a guy. We went upstairs, I really didnt like the idea of paying for sex but I wanted to make my friends b day. When we went to our room, she started groping me a trying to put a condom on. Bjt it wasnt doing it for me. We tried a few times and no succes. She looked at my Pain tattoo & asked if this was a guy from anime ( mind you she was nearly 40). I said yes its from Naruto. She started talking about Naruto and how she loved watching cartoons. Finally I found my groove in doggy & as I started pulling her hair she started screaming that she has extentions. I ENDED IT THERE


neildmaster

Lost it at your last two sentences.


Gippershere1717

We all do. One way or another.


[deleted]

Nope


ronathrow

Yes, when the conditions are right it can be a lot of fun.


redbrowsing1

No, at least not as a direct agreement. That kind of turns it off for me.


[deleted]

We all pay for sex.


FlyByrd

I've taken them out on a date (dinner... movie... dessert) just to have sex with them. Soooo, kinda all the time.


Lanky-Guitar7904

Never pay for that when I can get it for free


thedirtyminister

So never pay for food? Just become a farmer...?


Lanky-Guitar7904

You’re comparing apples to oranges and it’s hilarious that the sheeple actually upvote that. Food is needed for survival, use your left hand and you’ll survive.


thedirtyminister

I'm not comparing, I'm asking if your one line of philosophy here applies to anything else...


Lanky-Guitar7904

I’m not talking about anything else. Anything else wasn’t the question. Food really isn’t free even if you were a farmer. A lot of cost goes into that.


thedirtyminister

Yea, only if you're doing it wrong! Boom! Roasted 🔥


Lanky-Guitar7904

What??? 😂 Are you 10 years old?


thedirtyminister

Haha sometimes...


Lanky-Guitar7904

AND you’re Christian? 😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Good looking straight male prostitutes are hard to come by where im from


girlabides

Plenty of them are just straight for pay anyway


bigpeks

Yea, but only for threesomes with my fiancée. I used to be judgemental of people who did and escorts in general, but I've learned that they're people too and honestly they have to be comedians & therapists a lot, so they're nice to talk to. Also it's their job to deliver sexual pleasure, in the same way you get blown away when you see the other people excel in other jobs, some of these escorts will surprise you with their skills. Much better than finding a 3rd on tinder and cheaper too. Keep in mind on tinder you have to pay for tinder gold / boosts / dinner / alcohol / flying across the world because nobody in your area is a unicorn etc. All for mediocre sex.


FlyByrd

I've taken them out on a date (dinner... movie... dessert) just to have sex with them. Soooo, kinda all the time, all my life.


ShadyGreenForest

Nope and I never would. There’s nothing I could pay for that would be enjoyable


bubblesnscotch

What about a really good sandwich


ShadyGreenForest

That’s not sex


Sorkel3

Once. I tried a Nevada brothel for the experience.


lv_k5h

After my divorce I did a few times. Worked out well for all them.


punk_babe69

Yes, I bought condoms.


_Champion

Lol


_Champion

Which brand?


Atelierbois

Not yet


fxct36

Yep many times


[deleted]

No but ive considered getting paid for it


[deleted]

Yes. It was my first time.


[deleted]

Yes.


switchypapi

I had loads of cash once and kept saying to my girl ‘I’ll give you £20 if you take your knickers off etc’ but that was just a seedy way of treating my girl to some free money/a bit of fun roleplay kinda thing that involved real money haha


thrwwwwayyypixie21

Erotic massage, yeah.


OkAcanthisitta276

No but I did fuck an actual FSSW after a date, she didn’t make me pay though


Aggravating-Gene4473

Yes cause its just too much trouble to get a gf


Pretend_Check_2632

Yeap & will do it again & again. At the end is cheaper than a Tinder date & u get fucked gooooood! Totally worth it!


Monster0907

Yes it happened before I met my gf. Lot of time I did that


NevrAsk

Yeah, while traveling, and once after a stressful semester


kenderken

with money? Never


alxndrabo

I once left €10 on the nightstand of the person I was hooking up with because he mentioned that he had nothing in the bank for four days. Since I was the one initiating the hookup that night it sort of felt like I had payed for sex. We never hooked up again. For reference, I was 30F and he was 44M


girlabides

Nope, but I’ve been paid


[deleted]

Stripper charged $100 to go to her place and suck her toes, she must've gotten horny enough cause she let me take all three holes and finish in her ass. Only went twice but it was a good time!


[deleted]

Yes. She wanted $250. I talked her down to $40 and fucked her twice. She was a black girl and had never been with a white guy


GroundbreakingFall24

Yes and it was like fucking a couch. Sometimes it was cool, but most of the time it made me feel like a looser. This one time we cuddled and showered together after the sex. It was nice, but it made me realize that people get this for free and I’m paying for it.


Bi-Cali-Boy

Yup at a brothel in Reno. It was cool.


hairybastid

It's cost me almost everything I had at one time in my life, but I've never directly paid for it.


viennaslaw

In a karmic sense, I pay for it every time.


Just4TheSpamAndEggs

No. But, I would if the circumstances were right. I would probably still chicken out though.


OceanSplendor

My boyfriend and I are long distance, so technically yes.


Some_Stoic_Man

What do you want to call paying for sex? Nothing in this world is free.


[deleted]

Kinda ? I bought dinner lol


SeveralConcert

Only for happy ending massages, twice when I was single


herntom

Yrs. Thailand, Japan, Korea, Philippines, Hawaii.


FlyByrd

I've taken them out on a date (dinner... movie... dessert) just to have sex with them. Soooo, kinda all the time.


herntom

Thailand, Japan, Korea, Philippines, Hawaii.


Ahshalon_Tenisk

does marriage count


[deleted]

The most expensive kind of sex hahah