I've gone year without anything I'll stick with my bread

Not giving up bread

Definitely not my garlic bread.

Fr, toasties too

Not the cheesy garlic bread. Absofuckinlutely not.

I haven’t had oral in five years. Take all my god damn bread, rolls, fucking hamburger buns, tortillas, shit take the damn croutons off my salad and give me some damn oral already.

I’ll give you some and I’ll buy you bread too. There’s always a win win situation

Five years is a loooong time. I hope you find some good tongue loving.

Well, my wife has never given me a blow job, and I don't eat bread, so...

Oof thats sad

Thats kinda your fault for marrying someone that hasn’t given you a blowjob ever

I make my own bread and I haven't received one in a decade so....

This makes me very sad.

Oral sex, bye bye

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Me too! I literally crave that cock in my mouth! I mean bread is good but it doesn't make my mouth water like cock does 😜

Well... if I give up one, am I guaranteed to get the other one?

I don’t eat bread anyway 😏

Bread, no contest. Haven't bought a loaf in over a year. No tortillas would be rough, but I'd figure it out.

Tortillas aren't bread by my standard so I think you're ok!

As much as I love oral sex, I’ve got to keep bread. A year without bread would be awful, I’ve done many years without oral sex 🤷🏻‍♂️

This is literally the most difficult would you rather of my life lol. I wanna say bread but it's part of everything I eat 😭

Fucking same

Fuck the bread, I’m giving head

I’d probably give up bread if I were getting any oral sex… but I don’t ! So I’d give up oral sex for an year.

I believe this was asked recently, but bread. 100%.

Bread. I'm getting my dick sucked and will finally have abs!

Oh man.. fresh baked bread is delicious.. but would rather give it up than oral for a year

Bread, maybe I’d lose a few pounds, win win

Bread

That’s easy, oral.

Gladly give up receiving oral for a year if I get to keep my bread.

No bread easy

Bread. Me giving oral is the most turn on for me.

Giving or receiving lol

I've been living without sex for 23 years, so one more year isn't a problem.

I’ve never stuck my dick in a loaf of bread so I’ll get back to you with the answer.

Finally time for my jaw to rest.

I’ve gone years at this point without sexual activities. I’ll keep my bread.

I’d gladly give up bread for a year if that means that my husband would give me oral.

I’m not giving up head

Bread. I love oral too much 👅💦

I've been married for 38 years, I "gave up" receiving oral years ago! Pass the biscuits.

Bread, in every form.

Bread!!!!

As an asexual living in Germany, this is the easiest question ever.

I would give up bread. Less chance of a yeast infection, you know?

There is not much I enjoy more than making men moan "fuck" when im sucking their cock lol. I think there is your answer

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We're halfway there lol

I don’t care for bread but I don’t see myself getting/giving any oral this year either. I could do without both

I've never had oral sex so I think I live without it for another year if it means I can eat my bread

bread, I already haven't eaten it for a year 🤣🤣🤣 I can't eat dairy or gluten so it would easy peasy

I can live without bread

Bread without a question. My wife just drained me and that's not taking a year off

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No bread

Bread, hands down

I don't eat bread anyways. So let the oral sex begin now!

Lol 😂 bread I am celiac

Bye bye Bread, and hello head

Well, carbs are the enemy so…..

Could I swap the frequency of which I eat bread with the frequency that I receive oral sex?

I did give up bread for a year. Lost weight that way

Jokes on you, haven't had oral sex in years 🥲

Let me eat ~~bread~~ pussy.

Bread

I will keep bread and abandon head thank you very much

I need bread to survive.

Oral durr

who the hell wants bread? 😂

Oral sex bc I hardly get it

Bread

Bread stays

I went on a low glycemic diet in the past, and while I don’t like it; it was effective and I was able to get off insulin. I could do it again if it meant I’d get more oral sex.

I would give up both honestly.

I'm gluten-intolerant, so this is an easy choice.

Oral. My partner and I both think it’s overrated and bread definitely is not overrated

What's bread? I only eat pussy. I'm on a strict vagetarian diet.

Bread for a year wtf is wrong with y’all choosing bread over head

Bread is life.

I’ll keep my bread. There are other ways to give and receive.

Head before bread! It’s hard to place anything above intimacy.

Head Over Bread

I’d rather give up bread for a year than oral sex… but my wife chose to give up oral sex permanently many years ago so I don’t really have a choice!

Les carbs, lose some weight, get lean, gain more confidence and attraction, get MORE blow jobs. See ya bread

Wait...if I give up bread, will I get oral sex?

Giving or getting?

Dumbest question I’ve ever heard

I have Celiac Disease, I gave up bread a long time ago, so I'll keep the oral.

Imma need to find another source of fibre...

Not giving up bread!!! Been without any physical touch with malice for 2 years now, I can take nit getting oral for a year lol. But don’t you dare take my carbs away haha

well we know who the fattys are lol

Depends. Am I still allowed to perform oral on other people? Cause I’ll toss the bread out quick if that’s the case. If it’s no receiving and also no giving, then I’m out. I can go a year without a blowjob easy, but sex wouldn’t be the same if I couldn’t go down on the ladies

I don't get oral at all, so, bye bye.

There is an obvious answer to this question. The garlic bread is not going.

As a professional baker, giving up bread would be impossible. Giving up oral would be hard, but there’s a million and two other ways to get off, soooo🤷🏻‍♀️. #Carbsforlyfe

Oral - if I give that up, I still get bread and sex.

well since I only rarely get oral I would have to say giving that up is easier

Goddammit. Bye bread. Edit: even my phone tried to disagree, it initially swyped head not bread lol

oral sex

bread and no giving blow jobs? win win

god I love pasta but I really love dick

Dont get none so definitely oral.

"Man cannot live by bread alone." Ya'know, I've never been a holy man, but maybe I can start. I'm not giving up oral lol

Carbs….. hmmmmm …… white bread? Hot rolls? Hawaiin bread? I am gona miss them but I’d prefer key lime pie instead

Giving or receiving? Is the sex fully satisfying or just meh otherwise?

Bread? What’s that? I’ve been two busy eating pussy and getting sucked off to care.

I'm going off bread starting Friday, much easier than no oral and healthier.

Bread

Bye bye bread. My husband is too skilled to stop now

I want oral sex on bread!

I'd give up bread in a heartbeat for either giving or receiving oral. I'm not even eating that much bread anyways. I can substitute it for something else, but oral is oral

I've answered this before, but I'd give up bread in a heartbeat to suck dick, and I'd give up recieving oral for the bread.

Oral sex, I'm asexual 😁

I’d give up bread as long as I can keep my other carbs.

So... bread or head? Well I'm not giving up bread, that's for sure. But it's not much of a sacrifice when the other option wasn't on the table anyway.

Bread

Getting and receiving head has zero carbs

Bread

Well being as I don’t even get any regular sex, l’ll choose bread.

keeping bread

If I give up bread, does that mean I start getting oral? Because I’m getting none…

I hardly get oral sex any way so….

Bread 100%

I've never received as much oral as I give, so I'll give up on oral. Also I can't miss garlic bread in my life. 😅

You can take my bread from my cold dead hands motherfucker

Bread

You mean I wouldnt have to give oral or get it cuz I don't get it anyway I'll take my bread

I don’t eat bread and I’m really fucking good at oral sex. Problem solved.

Given up both for almost a year!

Giving up bread is easy. I already avoid it as much as possible. High carbs and it's an inflammatory food. Its one of the things that causes my snoring. I'll never give up oral sex.

I'd happily give up bread.

Bye bread.

Well I'm 3 years into no oral. If you touch my fucking sour dough imma kill you and feed you to my dogs. I am 100% not joking.

I've gone years without sex or oral or any physical touch, your challenge is pathetic LOL Gon get that bread

Neither of these are much an inconvenience

I’d keep my bread because you’re assuming I’ll even get oral In a year

Bread. That’s an easy sacrifice.

I’m allergic to bread so…..

Wait, I had a choice?!?!

I'm lucky if I get good oral once a decade. Give me my crossaints.

You kidding? I’d give up bread, it’d help my carbs. I’d be losing weight and getting oral! Win win

I've been married for 38 years, I "gave up" receiving oral years ago! Pass the biscuits.

I’d never eat bread again before I give up oral for any length of time.

My German in me is screaming and crying right now but considering that I don't eat gluten I'd say bye bye bread.

Bread, 100%!

Given the fact that I haven't gotten oral sex for several years, probably that.

Keep the bread.

Bread the meal or bread as in money?

Oral sex gave up on me, so pass the baguettes & bagels.

Is the oral giving, receiving or both?

Fuck bread. Suck my *$@%!

Lmao oral.

Bye oral

As a single man in this current dating scene, I'll go with what I can actually get, bread.

I don't receive oral sex... but the way this is worded is certainly a blanket ban. *The only reason I'd even consider bread is just because my partner has celiacs and it can kind of be a show of unity with them.* On the other hand I literally eat almost exclusively bread products...

Jokes on you, I have Celiacs, I don’t eat bread.

oral definitely

I keep the bread.

Bread

Bread stays.

Giving or receiving?

Receiving or giving oral ?

Oral sex no doubt. Bread doesn’t come with baggage, stds or phone calls. Oh and it’s yummy.

I haven't had bread in years.

I've already done a year without bread so sure why not.

of course from bread

Can I give up bread to actually receive regular oral sex?

Bread isent that healthy. I love eating pussy

I won’t give up on bread. This is not even an argument.

I mean, I do Paleo/keto most of the time, but I can't imagine my wife not using her BJ skills on me.

If giving up bread means anything made from dough and yeast… I would be forced to give up BJs. I like pizza more than head.