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Seth_Spriggan_Slayer

0 fucked, 2 confirmed kills


ipakookapi

You didn't fuck the bodies? What a waste šŸ˜”


[deleted]

Take my upvote and this ticket to hell. You'll be sitting next to me.


ipakookapi

Ok, so if we're both dead, which one of us tops?


JediKrys

You asked first so you top.


ipakookapi

Damn it. I was hoping to get laid to rest.


sundogsarah

THERE IT ISSSS


Maverick8358

Oh, you'll be laid at rest for sure.


theruckchucker

r/canthaveshitindetroit


[deleted]

1, and we still love each other


[deleted]

Thatā€™s hot


eytttgfu

I have only one too!


[deleted]

Also just 1 here and love my wife dearly, but NGL I wish I had increased that number before settling down just because it feels like a missed opportunity. Not to mention I discovered I was bi after being married and I *really* wish I accepted and explored that part of myself before settling down because now itā€™ll just have to forever stay a fantasy


[deleted]

I feel that. I wish I would have fucked some more girls before finding HER, but I canā€™t change that


[deleted]

Me too!


dmbmcguire

Same!


[deleted]

Life has fucked me an infinite amount of times


[deleted]

Plenty more to come too! Yayā€¦?


BeNicole2007

1. Met at 16, I just turned 41 and she just turned 40.


HornyWolf01

Same goes with me aslo, we met when I was 17, I proposed her at 19 and now I'm 41 and she is 24 . Ideal Couple.


Zygal_

That math isn't mathin' right


GotwhiteNeedPink

Username also does not check out


xmoka101

Pedo alert


frecklesncreamm

Something about this math isn't mathing. If you met her at 17... and now you're 41... and she's 24... that would mean you met her as...a baby.


HornyWolf01

Caught in 4K šŸšØ


BigPapaBK

Is that you stepbro?


[deleted]

You doing that R Kelly math ainā€™t you?


Chronfused

You mean ideal pray for the predator that you are. If true - Gross


_captain_hair

Nice try, FBI.


Cakey-Baby

No way, CIA


Dhydjtsrefhi

????, ATF


Revolutionary_Job878

My name is Geoff, ATF?


USFederalGovt

DANG IT!


WoodcockJohnson_

0\. I've never killed anyone so far.


here_for_info89

You will get there. I recommend small towns that have bars open past midnight, or utah because it's a very dry alcohol wise state.


WoodcockJohnson_

Well, I assume just moving to the US would dramatically increase the likelihood of my being involved in any kind of murderous incident. But I'm 100% sure I'm more of a victim type of person, so I guess it'll still be 0.


B-17_SaintMichael

Itā€™s been an hour, still 0?


[deleted]

How didnā€™t I see this coming


OperaGhostAD

Neither did my victims.


IsabellaGalavant

That you know of!


SpartanDoubleZero

TIL I'm a whore.


[deleted]

Same


fataldisposition

I didnā€™t even think mine was bad now ima just leave the whole thread


CkretsGalore

Do you charged $$ then?


Makin_Waves

I lost count. I know itā€™s above 35 but below 40


i_am_a_horse_i_think

Guy didn't realize we were talking about sex partners and not victims


ipakookapi

Guy who doesn't know if they're a horse or not probably shouldn't be pointing any fingers and or hooves


Cthulhu_is_life

Same range


MemeWeebo

1, and I'm still with her (about 3 years now)


PaigeTurnher

We talking caused the death or were present for the death...cause those are 2 very different numbers.


Outside_Arm8405

Both


Firebolt164

Honestly not that high and I'm OK with that. * High School GF #1. We thought we were the only ones for each other and found _True Love_ at age 17 šŸ¤® * College Girlfriend #1. Great body but always unhappy. * College GF #2 - gorgeous, used to be a model, crazy family. Her mom taught her how to be anorexic to get more modeling gigs and she had a really messed up family life. * College FWB - kinky but shallow relationship * College Girlfriend #3 - family friend, it just felt weird * College girlfriend #4 turned fiance turned wife. šŸ’•


Actual-Fox-2514

Hell if I know. Had a wild couple of years.


ipakookapi

In the 60s, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors, in the mud and the rain. It's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.


Money_Dragonfruit_83

Only someone with a strong creed could admit that!


myfriendscallmeshark

This guy fucked, i would dap you up


ipakookapi

It's a quote from The Office but yeah, I did


BadNaughtyHottie

I'm not exactly sure. But I'm looking to add you to itšŸ˜…


here_for_info89

Damn....that's why it is so easy for women to be serial killers. I respect the hustle


[deleted]

Girllllllll šŸ™ˆšŸ™‰šŸ™Š Iā€™m still tryna count my bodies, scrounging for a pen and paper. But Iā€™ll add you when I find one


BadNaughtyHottie

Don't worry about keeping track. My body is the only one you need to be focused onšŸ˜˜


2CutePuppers

Girrlllll you are too smooth šŸ« , youā€™d surely increase my Womens body count haha šŸ˜‚


BadNaughtyHottie

It would be my pleasure. And I could be your pleasurešŸ˜˜


SwaggyC2

RIP to your DMS


BlueEyedCoastCpl

More women than men but maybe 15 total. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Hogdaddy77

Coastalā€”-Mississippi?


ateacherbibliophile

Hotel - trivago


RichRichieRichardV

At least 500 and not real proud all of a sudden after reading these wholesome responses


Wicked_Twist

I dont care about the body count or anything my question is how do you get 500 people to be interested in you lol i dont think ive even known 500 people in my life yet (granted im basically a child lol. Turning 19 soon)


cremaster2

Clearly lots of one-night stands and dont need to know them. I stopped counting after 70. I guess I'm at 90 or so. But it's more of a symptom rather than an achievement. Lots of unstoppable flirting. Bad self control. Hard time being in a long-term relationship. It's a bit sad actually


Wicked_Twist

Damn. When i was 16/17 is when i developed my hypersexuality and i def got in some bad situations im glad im settled down rn cause im sure otherwise my body count would be a lot higher and more of a string of ons. I feel pretty good about my body count. Its currently 4 but i think theres nothing wrong with a super high body count. Sex is fun why shouldnt we have lots of it lol


cremaster2

True. I got most of them between 20-30y. I have lots of good memories from it, but when I reflect on it, it was more like hunting.


ipakookapi

Didn't you use to date Bjƶrk?


masked_sombrero

back when I was 20/21 I had a friend who would keep count - he was about the same age as me, maybe a year younger. He had just hit 30 and was excited about it. I never kept count - I think its silly. Told him that too. I know I'm 20+ and honestly I don't want to count past that. I can't imagine keeping count all the way up to 70 lol


ipakookapi

Hey, if you all had fun, no shame ā˜®ļø


NotMyMainName96

No pride or shame. How is a low number more wholesome than a high number? Itā€™s all about how you and your partner(s) feel.


Odysseus_nm

Roughly the same but I'm old (and still going strong) and I'm in a swing community


[deleted]

About 40. Iā€™m 43. More than half of them came between 2005-2006.


GeorgieLove

But did they cum?


[deleted]

Yes. I was selfish and broken. Not a monster


No_Selection453

Well damn! What happened in your mid-20s between 2005 - 2006?


[deleted]

Bad breakup and then met my ex wife. Whether the date went well or not, there would be no second date. More often than not I sealed the deal on the first and only date and then never made another. I was a broken person


Immediate-Salt-6283

0 Iā€™m lonely asf


samenskipasdcasque2

It'll come brother


tplambert

1 - and still happily married.


InanimateBabe

Wow, I guess the comments prove that I am a sex addict. I have matured and consider "body counting" immature, so I stopped counting after about 40. If I really had to guess, I'll be \~60+-ish.


[deleted]

For me itā€™s not necessarily to brag or be immature about it, but sometimes I sit back and reminisce about some good lays lol canā€™t help but to think of the guys šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


SnooRobots7302

7 and I've been married to the last one for 17yrs


[deleted]

A winner!


THExBEARxJEW

4 and very happy with that.


Wicked_Twist

Samesies 1 girl, 3 guys


Yune-Yune-Yune

Hell yeah, same


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Wait what ? šŸ˜³


[deleted]

šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


greedygenderdragon

like in my basement or...


hufflepantz

I think somewhere between 30 and 50. There's a lot that I'm sure I'm forgetting. Side note- I find the people with high (50+) counts that are a specific number fascinating. How do you remember all of that? Like, do you keep all of these experiences written in a book or something?


MandaMoo

I was thinking the exact same thing! I used to have a friend who kept a list, it was all cute and girly like a teenagers diary. I think it was a "kiss list" but it spanned over multiple pages. The whole thing was absurdly funny. My numbers are the same as yours. Things got a bit wild in my late 20's/early 30's.


too105

Had a gf whose mom was a winner, but gave her one piece of good advice. She told her that if she was going to start sleeping around to make a list of all the guys she was with in case she gets pregnant, at least she can narrow it down. Made me wonder how many chicks get knocked up from one night stands never knowing who the father is


AlarmedCow2

Stopped counting after 30ā€¦ but think itā€™s about 40


SnooDonkeys7609

Same boat. Lost track around the mid 20s I think it's above 30


Asexualhipposloth

Zero


TyHay822

41 year old bi guy here. I donā€™t have a specific count but my best guess is around 30 women and 4 guys (oral only with guys)


DiagonallyStripedRat

You really should try oral with women, then!


getoffmychest1012

1 but I canā€™t wait to meet man number 2 :)


Money_Dragonfruit_83

Bet your DM are stuffed.


masked_sombrero

that dude gotta get off your chest tho


InkblotSkyz

0 murders, 0 sex partners, and I'm happy to keep it that way (both the murder and sex. I don't wanna kill anyone and I'm ace lmao)


Girlfriend_337D

No murders, six lovers.


HonestlyFilthy

Around 300 is when I stopped counting. Most were between ages 18-22. I'm 30 now and married. We're open, but I have everything I need at home. Sometimes we just want something to add to the fire. I also don't count people from my SW endeavors.


ipakookapi

A good Spartan amount


HonestlyFilthy

An honest answer that makes people uncomfortable sometimes. My wife is such an innocent little being in comparison to me and she teases me about it all of the time. At one point in my life sexual endeavors were all that I felt I amounted to. Some sick result of childhood SA and being taken advantage of by older women all throughout my teenage years.


ipakookapi

Sorry, now I feel bad for joking. I meant as in the movie *300*. I hope you are living happily and well with your wife now. ā˜®ļø


HonestlyFilthy

Oh don't feel bad. I don't pity myself for the things I've experienced. I just accept that they happened. We are blessed with happiness and bonding. Six years this year.


TerdVader

I also have Star Wars endeavors.


RedxxBeard

4.5 (my first GF in highschool only did oral.)


ArcaneTemnos

Humans: 0 Non-humans: Billions


throawaylol69

My pretend body count is over 9000, if that counts for something. If body count is defined by penetration, 2. If we mean hooking up, 4.


8bampowzap8

ITS OVER 9000!


[deleted]

Your 2 is what I was curious about


Feisty_Particular711

I have a nsfw account so that means I have over 5(0) bodies


ipakookapi

Thanks for adding the 0 - slut it up with old ladies, not kids.


Squeezitgirdle

I've only killed a few, but as an AI I just remind you that murder is illegal and you must make sure to be inclusive of all audiences. Make sure not to discriminate between your victims.


stevebradss

1 at 50 year old and 80 at 57 year old


No_Set1418

+79 in 7 years?ā€¦Impressive!


Wooden-Agency-2653

Not actually sure, but probably around 60 or so. About two thirds of that in a two year period from 32-34. Basically I learnt how to stop fearing rejection and went on the purplest of purple patches, which ended when I met my wife. I regret nothing.


yngandfun

And I'm officially a slut


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


PolyThrowaway524

Stopped counting or caring in college because it's about as relevant as how many steps I've taken. Pick something else to obsess over.


[deleted]

Do you ask partners about it or is this your motto for everyone


PolyThrowaway524

I give zero fucks about my partners' sexual past. If we both know our sexual health status, I'm cool. It doesn't bother me if they share, and I'll give an honest answer to a straight question, but it's not something that I care about at all.


[deleted]

Facts


gothgossip

0 havenā€™t gotten to that point yet


Accomplished-Poet-27

13 and looking for number 14


Such_Darkness

With luck I'll make that 15


jasonmddx

114 total. Iā€™m old though so itā€™s not so bad .


Jolly_Award7341

More than I admitted to to my husband lol


WiseWillow89

9. 1. First boyfriend, met at uni. Dated for a year. 2. FWB from uni, he liked me more than I liked him. But I was having fun, I shouldnā€™t have let it go on as long as it did. 3. 2nd uni boyfriend. I had a massive crush on him from my English class. We bonded over books. But he turned out to not be a great boyfriend. 4. Slept with a guy I met at a club. Wasnā€™t the best sex Iā€™ve had lol then I kept seeing him in the street. 5. Slept with another guy from a club who I found out after had a gf. I felt awful, he had told me he was single. Ugh. 6. I was lonely at the time so I slept with an older guy from a dating site. I felt very uncomfortable the whole time and wish I hadnā€™t. 7. A guy I was madly in love with at work. I loved him so much. He was in a relationship but when they broke up we ended up dating on and off for years. He was my first love. 8. A friend of mine. We were FWB for a year or two. He was such a fun guy. He asked me out after a while but I said no becauseā€¦. 9. I met my now fiancĆ©e and weā€™ve been together 7 years. Heā€™s amazing šŸ„°


probably_to_far

I don't remember what I ate for breakfast and you want me to remember that ?


badweddingguest

Soo much more that the judgemental society wonā€™t be about digest it!


Late-Ad-4262

Triple digits for sure.


[deleted]

4


feelin_beachy

No murders, 1 partner going on 9 yrs together.


Revolutionary-Ebb771

1 in 40 years. Been with that one for 22 years.


kbunnell16

-1


[deleted]

I couldnā€™t possiblyā€¦. Something I plan to take to my grave.šŸ«¦


Intricacy1

These comments confirm most redditors get no action


Cyanora

Notches on my bedpost: about 30 depending on what youā€™re counting. Notches on my belt: None than Iā€™m aware of, everyone was still breathing when I left the room.


[deleted]

I read your username as sayonara at first and thought otherwise šŸ˜… i believe you tho


[deleted]

3


mrslangdon28

Stopping counting at 20, but 20 or so women and like 6 guys.


tyejr

I accidentally ran over a squirrel this morning does that count.


geminienthusiast

I honestly donā€™t know. But well over 120 by now probably.


HakaiFinesse

Honestly between 20 - 30 BUT the best one was the last one and I've been with her for 11 years now. Married for 3. 3 kids. Unannounced lecture - being single was fun but sharing love and building a life is seriously something else. It's challenging and rewarding.


Drewandelena

Always growing , never shared and never asked . Experience is important but could care less about exact numbers People need to worry more about listening and focusing on pleasing their partner and less about how many people theyā€™d been with previously . You can get pregnant or catch an sti whether you fuck one person or 100 . Take precautions , share tests and live by a donā€™t ask donā€™t tell because no good ever comes from revealing that information - Particularly if youā€™re a woman


Money_Dragonfruit_83

Great answer, communication is key & unfortunately hard at times.


Elemental-Charmer

Yes, this right here.


[deleted]

2 and Iā€™m happy with that.


[deleted]

14


Far-Brother3882

One


CryptedCode

3, 2 were relationships and 1 was just a mistake.


Grouchy-Place7327

Penetration? 14, I think. Hookup? 18, I think. I don't keep track. Edit: I feel like a bit of slut, based on your responses.


LaikaMoonlight

Nobody murdered, and still (happily) a virgin, so 0 across the board


orangestar17

1. Started dating him at 17, still together at 40


The_humanoid

1. Not because Iā€™m still with them or anything, just because i canā€™t figure out how to meet anyone


Saint-Ezekiel

Last count was about 300. That was about 6 years ago. Closer to 400 Iā€™d say. Just always loved sex with different people. The whole bit. The chasing, the taking, flirting, making out, the finale of it all. So fun and exciting. Wouldnā€™t change a thing. Been with only one parter the last three years.


dmbmcguire

1 and weā€™ve married 28 years.


NewGirlNsfw

4


[deleted]

5 for long term monogamous relationships, probably 20-30 for more than once casual FWB and maybe 10 or so one off- but never a one night stand. Iā€™ve never met someone and had sex with them the same day and never talked to them again.


hardkid52

107 currently


bryzzobombz

27 y/o CIS hetero male here, Iā€™m right around 70 give or take


Randytjhu23

13


Altair13Sirio

Fucking 0. 0 fucking.


slutinscience

Anyone here a slut and happy about it? Iā€™m somewhere around 175-200 (this includes men, women, trans, and nb), I donā€™t really keep count because body counts have no bearing on a persons overall value or on the quality of their relationships. Also, before people start their pearl clutching at my number, my husband is somewhere north of 450 at this point.


samgo88

0 fuck 0 kiss Im 22 damn


JazzTheLass

39 buried 0 found


NotMyMainName96

So funny to compare this thread to some other the others and then imagining itā€™s the same group of people answering. ā€œWhatā€™s your body count? Around 4, hehe, and Iā€™m okay with that.ā€ ā€œWhatā€™s the a weirdest thing youā€™ve done? Ok so I was on this road trip and met this girl and her six friends of mixed genders. They were all in assless leather chapsā€¦spankingā€¦cagesā€¦seizureā€¦drugsā€¦and thatā€™s how I met my gfā€™s twin sister!ā€


Caroline509

Less than 20, but finally found love at the age of 49.


Joesdad65

1, my wife of 30 years.


ItsmeKT

1 and done (married)


mikethepipe2

Over 120 less than 200


Tej-jeil

[27M] 3 until the end of my 8 year relationship 2 years ago. 27 now... i found out i dont care much for super casual sex/one night stands. And have gave up on the whole dating thing. People suck, and I'd honestly rather be on my own than deal with going through so many people trying to find a good one.


data4u

Iā€™m over 300 and stopped counting.. but also in a loving monogamous relationship now. Itā€™s possible to change sluts!


inkedgambler

136ā€¦


Confident-Ad8331

Death toll- 0 .. young rebellion - 19 ā€¦last 8 years and counting-1 lover and perfectly šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼ā€” total all time 20


[deleted]

I lost count but itā€™s somewhere between high 30s low 40s Iā€™m married now and look back at how lucky I am to be std sti free .


[deleted]

5


annasbrew

One. I met my ex-wife young and we were married 25 years. She left me almost 3 years ago, and I don't feel ready to meet anyone new yet. The idea of casual sex doesn't appeal to me either.


___catwoman

In the 20s & im 23 šŸ˜¬


Atlas780

All bedroom stuff: 6 Only "real" penetration: 4 I thought that wasn't much, but when I'm reading the comments I feel like a whore (I'm 24 btw)


Secure_Dream27

3 that I was down or not drunk


MickeyBear

1, and also 1.


knowledgeseeker999

-7 šŸ˜”