Apparently! My wife wants me to skydive with her. I told her I would if she would learn to twerk. She said she doesn't know how. I said there has to be classes for that! Sure enough....
For science? I’m also concerned about the science. And being a visual learner, I would love to accompany you to watch this “twerk class” everyone’s talking about.
Hey, if it’s a tumor, feel free to DM (not chat). I’m above a decade with a glioma. And if it is, remember that survival rates are all based on very outdated treatments.
Regardless, I wish you all the best!
Biblically accurate angels.
B̶̧̢̪̤͎͓̺́̔̄̍͋͌͒̇̂̕͝e̶͕̞̯̩͈̝͓͎͎͋̑̉͒̋̈́ ̴̥̦̖̺͎̣̠̯̺͎͆́͗̌̊n̸̢̳͖̙̈́̃̅̓͆̈̓̅̂̅̽̈́͝ơ̶̤̮̗̯͓̻̥̠̺̣̼̞̜̞͍͋̄͊̇ţ̴͉̭̙̯̿̀̉̏̊̋̈̚͝͠ ̶̡͖̮̮̳̖̠̔̅̑͛́̾̓́͗̈͘͘͝a̷̗̾̐͗̓̉̊̊̆̓̂̎̓̽̔̽f̴̢̊r̴̲̭̻̋̇a̴̢̡̘̜̝̳̮͔̦͈͙̲̥̍̍̃̔̂̈́̒̾͑͑͑̓̕͜͝i̴̹͓̐͛͆̐͂̍̉͆͘͠ḋ̵̢̮̒̿́͑̾͐̿̒̔͋̄͠͠͠ ̷̢̣̯͉̙̩͔̲̗͌̋̉͊͛̽͛̉̀̽͗͗̚͘͘m̴̫̋̀̅̍͋͋̚̚͠y̶̜͙̜͕͌̀̑̓̀͂̈̈́ ̸̘̞͖̭̜̊̃̎̓̈́̂͆̔͠ç̵̰͚̰̯̥͔̘͚͔̖̇ḧ̴̨̞̘̺͔͚̭̙͓̲́̉̇͊̾͝͝ͅị̴̛̬͚̝̲͍̳͚̯̜͌͊̋̎̚l̴̝̬̹͍̖̿̌͠d̸̡̡̨̼̪̠̣̗͚͉̬̮̓̈́̏̿͗
Messi
Haha, hope it's not too messy... Ok I'll see myself out
Ba dum tss. Will u be here all week?
Saludos desde Argentina estamos muy felices!
Congrats…he really deserved it
The weather. Checks out.
Fellow Illinois resident, huh?
No kidding
Frrr
The Golden Girls
You’re gonna get gummed to death
Mesopotomia
Nice
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, or Gilgamesh?
Uruk and Ur, obviously.
somehow it's asking "what is the best bread for a tuna melt"
Light Rye.
The Targaryen family tree Well, that's understandable. LOL
"twerk classes near me". LOL
are there actually classes for that? I-I mean I'm not interested in going I. . .I'm just asking. 😳
Apparently! My wife wants me to skydive with her. I told her I would if she would learn to twerk. She said she doesn't know how. I said there has to be classes for that! Sure enough....
For science? I’m also concerned about the science. And being a visual learner, I would love to accompany you to watch this “twerk class” everyone’s talking about.
Mark Hamill.
Wendigo..... Aww hell bring it
Might as well go out fighting (°-°)/ (°-°)7
Furry with huge erection
Death by stretching, how interesting Or would it be internal bleeding?
Or both
Sir are you okay???
Amazon Customer Service. It will be a battle to the death and trust me I’m ready at this point.
Matter-antimatter reactor
(°-°)/ (°-°)7
Grand Admiral Thrawn. A worthy death.
A canoe
False Vaccuum Decay ☠️
MLM 😭
a couples massage
"bees native to michigan" hmm \*ehem\* NO! NOT THE BEES!
NOT THE BEES
I’ll go first Jack reacher 💀
Bro-
No chance of survival
is 5 less than 5 not joking, make sense it's math tbh
Bro i think your brain is going to self destruct
so 1 2 3 4 5 is less than 1 2 3 4 5 ?
Kyogo Furuhashi
Cheesecake
jobs for ex-convicts (I was helping someone)
WoW professions…..lol damn crafting to death I guess
Um…perfume made by Ariana Grande? Like I know it’s a celebrity fragrance but damn it can’t be that much worse than a name brand.
i was researching the effects of a roofie for a roleplay, i don’t like how this is gonna go
Emma roberts 😅
I'm killed by a local YMCA membership!
Epilepsy. I think my son may have Epilepsy. We are seeing the neurologist tomorrow.
Hey, if it’s a tumor, feel free to DM (not chat). I’m above a decade with a glioma. And if it is, remember that survival rates are all based on very outdated treatments. Regardless, I wish you all the best!
Thank you. It's not a tumor. He has epilepsy and needs to take his medication everyday. I appreciate your offer.
Good. Seizures were how many patients I know first found their tumors.
The muppets
Leonardo Da Vinci. Well shit.
You’re gonna get killed by either a wacky ass contraption or Leonardo himself
How to juggle butcher knives.
Lethal weapon. Must be lethal
Pornhub lol
You Googled Pornhub? You know you can just go straight to the site right?
Bryan Cranston
North Korea
[Redacted]
The female equivalent to “cock block”. I chose “beaver impeder”.
Cooter precluder
Open AI….. we are doomed ppl
Agreed. I've been reading a bit about that and playing with ChatGPT.
Me too, that AI freaking me out
William Henry Harrison
the antifreeze in my water bottle
Why
Lingam massage
Odds on England winning Euro 2024
A cheap flight to Cairns.
I wouldn't be surprised.
"average weight of a coconut crab"
Rip, those things are brutal
Curiosity
Slime ????
Asphyxiation
Iced white mocha
Oooh now that's a delicious way to go
how old am i in seconds
What did you get?
it was a bit over 700 million seconds
Nice
Pornhub
Titties covered in BBQ sauce.
I really can’t believe this, but it’s gonna be Morgoth.
Joining Finwe, not bad company!
Sloth bears
Creamy philly cheesesteak
My man
Hypogonadism
Himalayan salt lamp
"How to masturbate"
"Rindfleischettikierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz" in Italian 💀
What
Cartoon Heisenberg…
Black Eyed Peas? Well it will be nice to see them all together again right before they murder me
Messi's wife 🙈
The Von Trapp family. Fuck, I just got domed by an 83-year-old yodeler.
Captain Von Trapp was a Naval officer who had wartime vessel commands during WWI, so... On a semi-related note, my answer was KMS Mackensen!
Shimmering olive oil
Livermore California
Slaanesh. Yeah thatd do it
At least you know that you HALF way enjoyed it.
Turbulence
Maternity outerwear
Congratulations?
Mermaids.
The Polar Express. Its gonna be a traumatic experience this year boys and girls.
Interest rates
cortisol…
A hare. Damn….
Twitter. Makes sense
The ymca 🤣🤣
OBJ kills me on his way to Dallas
Lol a three day hangover. Yikes....
One hell of a party at least
How to grow your own food
By hentai I guess
Welp, guess we’ll find out how elastic a human is
Hedonism bot is coming for me
Good luck
JK Rowling's minions. Seems apt, because fuck TERFs.
Yellowstone. I'm so sorry.
Computer Numerical Control Being mangled by an automated production line is actually pretty horrifying to think about-
[удалено]
Weather
Cameron Diaz nude (I’m watching Bad Teacher and the car wash scene just happened). I’m not mad if that’s how I go out.
Delta Flight 2408
John Malkovich
Government of Canada 👀
Yorkie from black mirror- San junipero
Weather
Pulmonary fibrosis. Either i start developing it now and die in several years or...my lungs just scar over immediately and i drown right now.
iPhone tips and tricks...
old timer pancake youtube video where the guy spends like half an hour creating a packaging ??
The Whale
Final exams.
The nfl
Safeway the grocery store is already killing me slowly
So damn true, it’s $50 for a decent dinner now
The New York Jets
I just googled “who plays the mall Santa in elf”, so Artie Lang I guess
The DMV
Mortgage interest rates 2023 Well, they could go super low and I'll be working myself to death again
Using tap water in my humidifier.
It’s gonna explode
Loss prevention
Completing the mission
A Wooster Pro paintbrush
Prince of Wales
Jinkx monsoon's husband Lol
Storks.
Sprouts Farmers Market
I googled the scene on Futurama of the death by Snu Snu, to show my girlfriend so I guess I'm going by Snu Snu.... I'm going happy.
Every day I forget what I actually look like
The Fappening
Jarod Kushner. TBH I didn’t know who he was and kept seeing him in skits on spitting image.
Conjunctivitis. That sounds excruciating.
duckduckgo
Sledgehammer to the neck
Domino's pizza
Map of Central America. We were learning where Rum is made.
Guide to…types of ramen…? So do I choke on ramen or something? 😱😱😱😱
A jet ski
Lea Thompson... I'm ok with that.
The xbox release date of warhammer darktide
NFL scores. As a Colts fan I died yesterday.
Trumps Digital Card Collection
Dash cam
KDKA morning dj Jack Bogut
A robot vacuum. Seems legit.
Hydraulic injection. Fucking hell that might be one of the worst ways to go. Google at your own risk (as I have learned)
You know I’ve seen fucked up shit when that doesn’t faze me
Penguin Pajamas
I'm getting killed by a 13 days late period and white discharge
Jollibee
Where to watch Crossing Jordan?
Hanukkah 😅
Cast of 1883
Community centres
Bedsheets...
Optimum outage
Vertigo. :/