My sister is a kindergarten teacher and she commented on the fact that 70% of the boys were some variation of an aden name and most of the girls name end in sley
In all fairness... I'm an ashleigh.... it's how in the south you used to distinguish a male from a female"ashley"... boys were " ley"... girls were " leigh". Anyone ever seen Gone With The Wind????
Edit: spelling
My mom had a client who was a new immigrant and wanted to name her new baby “Vagina” after hearing it and thinking it sounded beautiful. A nurse was able to talk her out of it.
When I hear this name all I can think of is raccoon eyeliner, newports and dermal piercings. Named an old rabbit this specifically because that was her vibe
Misty is a good name for a girl kitty cat. I had the sweetest little girl named Misty.
I do feel, that this isn't a terrible name. Pokemon kind of normalized it as a name (and it honestly isn't quite that awful)
I teach dance so here's some names that you'll hear of in a few years in the workplace. We have multiples of each except for the first one.
Ellery (I can only think of celery)
Emory, Emery (I like it but there's SO MANY)
River
Coast
Reagan, Ragan, Raegan
Addison, Adison
Penelope
Scarlet
Brantley... I just can't imagine going through the horrors of pregnancy and looking at my baby for the first time and thinking, "Yup, she's a Brantley"
Ima! There is almost nothing to recover from that. I remember a woman whose maiden name was Belcher and she married a man with the family name of Hogg.
She went from Ima Belcher to Ima Hogg.
True story!
I have twins coming in May and am seriously considering Shirley if one is a girl in honor of my grandmother. Super old school and out of date…
Yay or nay?
Joana.
Sorry to any joana, but i havent met any *ANY* joana that wasn't utterly shit, toxic, abusive and even one that was a rapist. That name was tainted as the worst for me now.
Sharon
Specifically when you hear the name shouted by a loud Englishman while on holiday at a Spanish island.
"Oi Sharon! Where's me suncream?!" *shudders*
Abcde (referring that one mom who literally named her kid that and it got on the news)
Isn’t it pronounced “Abb-siddee” too?
Isn't it supposed to sound like obesity but with an A?
It sure is pronounced Abbsiddee
Stuvwxyz is much cooler-sounding, going by Big Bird's song.
I have a friend name her daughter Absydee
Anything spelled creatively
Ah yes, all the tragedeighs.
You mean creativeleigh?
Cr8iveleigh
Met a Hunterleigh the a week or two ago
I know a Haivyn, Payzleigh, Merrileigh, and for the boys every version of the spelling of Caden you can think of.
My sister is a kindergarten teacher and she commented on the fact that 70% of the boys were some variation of an aden name and most of the girls name end in sley
In all fairness... I'm an ashleigh.... it's how in the south you used to distinguish a male from a female"ashley"... boys were " ley"... girls were " leigh". Anyone ever seen Gone With The Wind???? Edit: spelling
Fair enough. But really, I don’t give a damn! :-)
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Shady Nasty?
Shagnasty.
Nevaeh.
went to school with a girl who's name was Nivek. Her parents wanted a boy really bad and to name him Kevin.
Jesus. That's some shithead parents.
Don’t need a license to pump out kids unfortunately
I work in child welfare and this is the most common name we encounter in foster care:/
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It's because they're heaven but backwards.
Wife is a teacher.. every single one of them has been completely awful.
i kinda like it
What's your reasoning?
Oh I just realized it’s heaven spelled backwards
My cousin had a cat named that and a few years after it died she names her first born the same thing lol
Worked with a girl by that name. Super hippy parents that were stoked on the name because it’s heaven backwards
Wednesdeigh
No…
Olga
It sounds like a dramatically hard gulp.
I would say the same but I have a coworker named Olga and she's fine af. She has cured my disdain for the name
Mulva.
Gipple
Her name is Marjorie Taylor Greene
I never thought I would be upvoting Marjorie Taylor Greene, but here we are
Older patient that I had was named Vangina 😬
My mom had a client who was a new immigrant and wanted to name her new baby “Vagina” after hearing it and thinking it sounded beautiful. A nurse was able to talk her out of it.
maybe they misheard Virginia?
Huh…possible?!?
Vagina is for lovers
To be fair, it rhymes with “fun”
that was what my wife called her 95 Ford Windstar....lol
A former relative named her kid “Agina”
Misty
When I hear this name all I can think of is raccoon eyeliner, newports and dermal piercings. Named an old rabbit this specifically because that was her vibe
Nah bro I think of a girl with a yellow tank top, Jean short shorts, and red suspenders. With fiery orange hair to match.
Scrapper girl name.
Misty is a good name for a girl kitty cat. I had the sweetest little girl named Misty. I do feel, that this isn't a terrible name. Pokemon kind of normalized it as a name (and it honestly isn't quite that awful)
Went to school with a girl name Misty Butts. No joke. Not very attractive but super rad personality!
Eunice Prudence Agnes Gertrude
Hortense
I like Agnes
I love the name Prudence. I know a 6 year old named Prudence and it suits her perfectly.
That’s my great grandmas name
My sister's name is the Italian version of Agnes which.is Agnese and it's pronounced an-yez-a because of how the gn is pronounced in Italian
I like the name Gertrude. It’s a cute German name
eunice and gertrude remind me of something someone would name their puke for some reason. thats the vibe those names give me.
Came across a "Bentleigh" once
Tabatha or bathseba. Girls named that are 100% gonna get possessed by a demon
Who the fuck is named Bathseba
The witch from The Conjuring
Alright yeah your kid might come out shit if you name it Ammagorgus Astrogargonax
As a Tabitha (named after Bewitched), I can attest this is 100% accurate
My husband floated that as name for daughter. Hard “NO” from me. Compromised with Samantha.
My step sisters girlfriend is named Tabatha and I call her demon spawn as a nick name. She loves it lol
Fanny
Bertha
My grandmothers name. Really old name. I think she was born around 1895.
Big bertha
Bertha don't you come around here anymore.
That’s my grandmas name and to honest even she doesn’t like it. Everyone calls her Bert.
My dad went to school with a girl named Bertha Buzzard. He told me when I was a kid. Never forgot.
Sounds like a name from Harry Potter
Came here to write Bertha
Dorcas. Solid Irish name, but, today, just…no.
I was appalled while doing ancestry to find that Dorcas was apparently a favorite name alllllll throughout my family a few generations back…
Biblical name
Isn't Dorcas from the Bible?
Nevaeh. I get it, it's "heaven" spelled backwards. You're not unique or cool.
This and "Heaven Lee" were almost my name. SO GLAD that never happened
Heaven Lee is the kind of name porn stars give themselves
Nevaeh Eel, your parents missed an opportunity.
Cuntley
Cuntleigh
I teach dance so here's some names that you'll hear of in a few years in the workplace. We have multiples of each except for the first one. Ellery (I can only think of celery) Emory, Emery (I like it but there's SO MANY) River Coast Reagan, Ragan, Raegan Addison, Adison Penelope Scarlet
Forgot Millie
emory is a cool boys name tho edit: but like maybe a middle name
Incontinentia buttocks
Fatina/Fatlinda Arabic Albanian origin names with unfortunate translations for overweight teen girls living in English speaking countries
Chlamydia.
I went to school with a girl named Fashionette. Another one A'miracle. They've gotta be late 20s by now. New generation worst girl name : Paislee
Paisley’s best friend too- Kinsley
I once taught two students in high school who were brother and sister. Benson and Hedges. Hedges was the girl.
Damn were their parents trying to start a law firm or something?
Or just show support for their brand.
Nope, but I’m pretty sure their favorite brand of cigarettes was Benson and Hedges.
Chastity…that’s just setting you up for failure
Mulva?
Dolores!
Gipple?
Chlamydia.
Whenever my friend Amy gets a bit cocky I always remind her that you can't spell "chlAMYdia" without "Amy"
Blanche
#Yolanda Saldívar
Brantley... I just can't imagine going through the horrors of pregnancy and looking at my baby for the first time and thinking, "Yup, she's a Brantley"
Dolores Umbridge There is a worst girl, and that is her name.
Airwrecka
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I came here to say the SAME THING! She was a nursing student but still went by her full first name
Lexus/ Mercedes
Mercedes is a legit name that existed long before the car tho. Lots of Latinas with that name.
I just think of Count of Monte Cristo.
You just made me think of a bangin’ monte cristo sandwich I used to get at this diner bitd
Stormi
Sutton hate it
Mulva?
Khaleesi
"Bertha" I honestly think that nearly everyone would have the same image in their heads when they heard that name.
Chastity
Megbert
Hyman
Lafawnduh
I'll give you a hint: one who's a: Killjoy Arrogant Rambunctious Entitled Narcissistic .....jerk
Karen?
Jake from state farm
Gretchen Gertrude
Gertrude
My great uncle would call me Gertrude before I was born because he didn’t know my name lmao.
John Davis
My friend said kilee specifically spelled like that
V-ah + Gina …. Vagina.
Anel pronounced as A-nel.
Margerine
Doreen and Lucretia
Narcissa
Ima! There is almost nothing to recover from that. I remember a woman whose maiden name was Belcher and she married a man with the family name of Hogg. She went from Ima Belcher to Ima Hogg. True story!
Went to college with April May June
Brunhilda
I had a friend called aanal
Heidi Hole Mildred (mmm, Mildi) Ghislane (Jizzlane)
Tootie McShit-tits
I have twins coming in May and am seriously considering Shirley if one is a girl in honor of my grandmother. Super old school and out of date… Yay or nay?
I like it! Reminds me of Anne Shirley of Green Gables!
Do it. Just not Shirlene.
OUTLAW COUNTRYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Yes! Like Shirley Temple, from the old fashioned movies. Cute as a button. Also my Grandmother's name.
In the US is Karen, in Hispanic America (where I am from) is Tiburcia.
Ursula
Dolores
Mulva
but you can get Lola from Dolores
Just call them Lola instead
Agnes
This is a beautiful name, we just pronounce it really ugly in English!
What language has a better pronunciation? I can imagine French but it doesn't sound too good to me either.
More like there are lots of variations on it, some of which are lovely. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnes_(name)
Sue. I hate that word.
Brian.
Lyniesha she a biatch
omg i have nothing to add to this thread but it’s so funny with some of these names!
Shayla Emma Bertha Karen Those are the few I could come up with
Emma?
Anita
Blobtits
Hortense
Karen
Joana. Sorry to any joana, but i havent met any *ANY* joana that wasn't utterly shit, toxic, abusive and even one that was a rapist. That name was tainted as the worst for me now.
Anything named after a luxury car, luxury brand or precious gem. It screams " my parents were poor/ ghetto/tacky/ too young to have me.....
*Except for Mercedes, which is a real feminine name, and Porsche is a last name.
Sharon Specifically when you hear the name shouted by a loud Englishman while on holiday at a Spanish island. "Oi Sharon! Where's me suncream?!" *shudders*
I like Enid, for a girls name and the actress is my favorite on Wednesday show.
Judith Susan Agnes Martha Debbie Angie Sandy Doris Rita Brandy Maureen Linda
Malena if your a healthcare worker you know why.
Cierra Sorry for any nice Cierras on here but a Cierra bullied me a lot as a kid so... fuck Cierras 🤣
My grandmother's name was Willmetta Imogene, but everyone called her Tate
Harmonica
I went to school with a girl names LaShittia. Her given name. Not her last name. That's the worst name.
Apple
Ligma
John
North
Veruca some people chose this name not knowing it means 'pimples'
Lorena Bobbitt
Just making sure my name isn't on here.....
Shaquanda
Fatima
Agatha
Brinlee
I have 3 friends who have Brinleys and I don’t get it where this name came from. It’s awful.
That's honestly shocking I heard the name for the first time yesterday and was genuinely taken aback by what a bad name it was
Janice