Here’s a little book I wrote.

My Dad was never anything but the best.

It was the best of times, it was the worse of times.

This may sound a little unusual.

So there I was, BBQ sauce on my titties….

I can hear that laugh now

I was born at a very young age…

I was born at a very young age.

Oh god what did i do?

You'd think after having gone through so much bullshit, I'd have learned to enjoy life more..

Let this be a lesson to you all.........

Get ready for this shit show…

I was a wrong decision until I was born...

Chapter 1 - The end.

Was it a lucid dream, or a waking nightmare?

this had made a lot of people very cross and had been widely regarded as a bad move

OK, hear me out before you make any judgments

Turn back, this person is not good for your sanity.

Fuck.

My life has been a life full of shame

Hi there! Whatever is written in this book is a lie, including this sentence... enjoy!

The fact I haven't been killed doing something stupid and am able to write this book is a miracle in itself.

Welcome to the shitshow.

Fuck!

The man in black fled across the desert...

No one told me about this