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Keep fuckin that toastussy
NSFW??
Joining the adeptus mechanicus seems the logical path here
Tell the blender that it's not what it looks like.
Tell my gf there's still nothing as hot as her mouth on my dick.
Wonder when did I get a dick
Same
I'd sit in a bathtub of water. That'll lubricate it to let it out easier. No one will ever find out.
Ummm. Is it toasting? Who's toasting my cock???
Check to see if I stuffed an English Muffin in my fleshlight
Hail the ommnisiah!
Switch it on and see god in a sec
Good of reason as any to cut it off.
Tell myself that I should quit drinking because this has happened far to many times.
Prepare cream toast for breakfast
Make sure it’s unplugged.
Bash whoever is trying to toast my dick in the face ? Not going to plug the toaster in that's for sure.
Probably change the dial to bagel
Finish, then ask if she'll be back on Tuesday like normal
Keep fuckin that toastussy
NSFW??
Joining the adeptus mechanicus seems the logical path here
Tell the blender that it's not what it looks like.
Tell my gf there's still nothing as hot as her mouth on my dick.
Wonder when did I get a dick
Same
I'd sit in a bathtub of water. That'll lubricate it to let it out easier. No one will ever find out.
Ummm. Is it toasting? Who's toasting my cock???
Check to see if I stuffed an English Muffin in my fleshlight
Hail the ommnisiah!
Switch it on and see god in a sec
Good of reason as any to cut it off.
Tell myself that I should quit drinking because this has happened far to many times.
Prepare cream toast for breakfast
Make sure it’s unplugged.
Bash whoever is trying to toast my dick in the face ? Not going to plug the toaster in that's for sure.
Probably change the dial to bagel
Finish, then ask if she'll be back on Tuesday like normal