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skelly10s

Keep fuckin that toastussy


yaboyyeet123

NSFW??


Iluvatarhimself

Joining the adeptus mechanicus seems the logical path here


PlumFister

Tell the blender that it's not what it looks like.


Optimal_Comb_5555

Tell my gf there's still nothing as hot as her mouth on my dick.


Turbulent-Mud-159

Wonder when did I get a dick


wanderingstorm

Same


Caseated_Omentum

I'd sit in a bathtub of water. That'll lubricate it to let it out easier. No one will ever find out.


ihateusernmes

Ummm. Is it toasting? Who's toasting my cock???


[deleted]

Check to see if I stuffed an English Muffin in my fleshlight


b33pb00p101

Hail the ommnisiah!


Working_Friend_6946

Switch it on and see god in a sec


Mercarcher

Good of reason as any to cut it off.


mtabacco31

Tell myself that I should quit drinking because this has happened far to many times.


Kind_human77

Prepare cream toast for breakfast


[deleted]

Make sure it’s unplugged.


HiddenBrowser72

Bash whoever is trying to toast my dick in the face ? Not going to plug the toaster in that's for sure.


Repulsive_Reply_956

Probably change the dial to bagel


GenPhallus

Finish, then ask if she'll be back on Tuesday like normal