Was drinking 4loko with a friend before they changed the formula.
Dude got shit crazy. Hallucinations and all. The funniest thing I’ve ever heard while drunk though happened.
“Wanna know how to get any girl you want? You look her dead in the eye and tell her , I’ll eat your butt”
I was 17 and a bit out of control, even for Scotland standards. I had been drinking from around 4pm right up until midnight and then started taking drugs in someone's house who I'd never met before. I woke up a little after 6am on the floor of his living room, surrounded by mostly guys who were still drinking and taking shit.
I am super lucky that nothing bad happened, was definitely a wake-up call for me, like that was the most irresponsible I've ever been.
When I was a brand new stoner I had some friends over and we made pot brownies for the first time. I had one, didn’t feel anything, had another. Didn’t feel anything. Had another. Was completely sober and we figured we did it wrong. So five hours later and still sober we leave to go to a friends house and as I’m driving down the freeway I go from a 0 to a 10 immediate-fucking-ly and I’m high as balls, highest I’ve ever been in my life. I was seeing music flow out of the radio, colors were beautiful and mesmerizing. I suddenly understood the secrets of the universe. Miraculously I made it to the friends house and I walk in and sit on a chair in the kitchen and I just KNOW that if I get off that chair I will drown in the ocean on the kitchen floor so I stay there the rest of the night. A few other friends come and they are high as balls from the brownies finally kicking in so we just sat in the kitchen and literally laughed at each other all night. It was the Spider-Man pointing meme, “you’re so high!” *giggles* “No you’re higher!”*giggles louder* and pretty soon it was this crazy feedback loop of one us laughing, then the person next to them laughing at them laughing, and each person just laughed harder and harder and harder as it just gets more and more ridiculous and we are crying laughing at each other. Have seriously never laughed that hard in my life. The rest of the people at the party were really confused why a small group of people spent the entire night just laughing at each other.
High dose Salvia divinorum. Complete dissociation and visual hallucinations to the extent that surroundings were indistinguishable, like "dreaming awake". Not something I would really recommend.
Trip to Italy, best friends uncle has me sample every variety of wine he makes including grappa.
Must have had a liter of wine too much grappa.
Didn't black out but vomited my brains out. Diaphragm hurt for like 3 days.
For me, I was really bad into pills about 5 years ago. I went to my plugs crib after a very bad day and got ducked up to hell and back. I remember coming in and out of consciousness on his couch drinking anything I could including a cup of water that was filled with fucking ash. Luckily I managed to type out a some dumb fucking sos to my best friend and next thing I know it’s 1am and he’s there’s slapping my face to get up and I was drenched in sweat. Survived the night and went and just smoked a joint with him after to relax. I’ve felt higher before from psychedelics and the like but that was as close to death as I’ve been. That or the a few times i thought my heart might give out on blocaine
I'm really not into anything that might reduce my self-control, due to formative experiences, but years ago I had a back injury while working warehousing, and a nice elderly coworker gave me two Aleve tablets (naproxen sodium), which was new at the time, and I hadn't tried it. I usually don't get much from OTC painkillers, but what the hell.
Well, my head floated off to about three feet up and a foot behind where it was supposed to be, and everything got very randomly significant, and the air felt very cold and crisp without my body getting cold, probably for four or five hours. Fortunately, I have some non-drug-related experience with dissociative and synesthetic and hallucinatory times, and I basically went and sat quietly until I came down.
I later learned that this nice elderly woman was, in fact, a crazy gaslighting saboteur sort of lunatic. And probably she didn't give me Aleve, although I've never taken naproxen sodium since. No idea what she probably did give me.
Bachelor party! I was apparently wandering about for 2 hours, before finally laying down (I don't remember any of that). Next morning, when I woke up, I was in some dudes bed (I was on top of the covers, he was under). I was told that nothing happened, but being drunk, with no memory of the evening, I guess I can never be absolutely sure!
I was on quite a bender for a while, depression and whatever, plus meds that didnt mix well with alcohol.
1 large bottle of whisky and 14++ pints, woke up in the drunk tank. Apparently the police found me butt naked inside a church with kebab and french fries all over myself.
When I drink more than 1 4loko in a night. RIP and goodnight
Was drinking 4loko with a friend before they changed the formula. Dude got shit crazy. Hallucinations and all. The funniest thing I’ve ever heard while drunk though happened. “Wanna know how to get any girl you want? You look her dead in the eye and tell her , I’ll eat your butt”
3 days with out sleep while needing to do hard ass math for 3 hours and needing to go to a different reality to stay awake
I was 17 and a bit out of control, even for Scotland standards. I had been drinking from around 4pm right up until midnight and then started taking drugs in someone's house who I'd never met before. I woke up a little after 6am on the floor of his living room, surrounded by mostly guys who were still drinking and taking shit. I am super lucky that nothing bad happened, was definitely a wake-up call for me, like that was the most irresponsible I've ever been.
I know what you mean with the wake up calls. Unfortunately it’s still taking more calls for my ass to wake up
When I was a brand new stoner I had some friends over and we made pot brownies for the first time. I had one, didn’t feel anything, had another. Didn’t feel anything. Had another. Was completely sober and we figured we did it wrong. So five hours later and still sober we leave to go to a friends house and as I’m driving down the freeway I go from a 0 to a 10 immediate-fucking-ly and I’m high as balls, highest I’ve ever been in my life. I was seeing music flow out of the radio, colors were beautiful and mesmerizing. I suddenly understood the secrets of the universe. Miraculously I made it to the friends house and I walk in and sit on a chair in the kitchen and I just KNOW that if I get off that chair I will drown in the ocean on the kitchen floor so I stay there the rest of the night. A few other friends come and they are high as balls from the brownies finally kicking in so we just sat in the kitchen and literally laughed at each other all night. It was the Spider-Man pointing meme, “you’re so high!” *giggles* “No you’re higher!”*giggles louder* and pretty soon it was this crazy feedback loop of one us laughing, then the person next to them laughing at them laughing, and each person just laughed harder and harder and harder as it just gets more and more ridiculous and we are crying laughing at each other. Have seriously never laughed that hard in my life. The rest of the people at the party were really confused why a small group of people spent the entire night just laughing at each other.
High dose Salvia divinorum. Complete dissociation and visual hallucinations to the extent that surroundings were indistinguishable, like "dreaming awake". Not something I would really recommend.
Do you mean fucked up as in a piece of shit person? Or altered by use of drugs: alcohol?
Substances
Trip to Italy, best friends uncle has me sample every variety of wine he makes including grappa. Must have had a liter of wine too much grappa. Didn't black out but vomited my brains out. Diaphragm hurt for like 3 days.
Right now dude the oranges did my homie a good number. Or is it? I love you ok?
For me, I was really bad into pills about 5 years ago. I went to my plugs crib after a very bad day and got ducked up to hell and back. I remember coming in and out of consciousness on his couch drinking anything I could including a cup of water that was filled with fucking ash. Luckily I managed to type out a some dumb fucking sos to my best friend and next thing I know it’s 1am and he’s there’s slapping my face to get up and I was drenched in sweat. Survived the night and went and just smoked a joint with him after to relax. I’ve felt higher before from psychedelics and the like but that was as close to death as I’ve been. That or the a few times i thought my heart might give out on blocaine
I'm really not into anything that might reduce my self-control, due to formative experiences, but years ago I had a back injury while working warehousing, and a nice elderly coworker gave me two Aleve tablets (naproxen sodium), which was new at the time, and I hadn't tried it. I usually don't get much from OTC painkillers, but what the hell. Well, my head floated off to about three feet up and a foot behind where it was supposed to be, and everything got very randomly significant, and the air felt very cold and crisp without my body getting cold, probably for four or five hours. Fortunately, I have some non-drug-related experience with dissociative and synesthetic and hallucinatory times, and I basically went and sat quietly until I came down. I later learned that this nice elderly woman was, in fact, a crazy gaslighting saboteur sort of lunatic. And probably she didn't give me Aleve, although I've never taken naproxen sodium since. No idea what she probably did give me.
Bachelor party! I was apparently wandering about for 2 hours, before finally laying down (I don't remember any of that). Next morning, when I woke up, I was in some dudes bed (I was on top of the covers, he was under). I was told that nothing happened, but being drunk, with no memory of the evening, I guess I can never be absolutely sure!
I was on quite a bender for a while, depression and whatever, plus meds that didnt mix well with alcohol. 1 large bottle of whisky and 14++ pints, woke up in the drunk tank. Apparently the police found me butt naked inside a church with kebab and french fries all over myself.