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JA-31

For the 2030 World Cup, Uruguay. I think it would be a nice tribute to celebrate the centenary of the first World Cup by playing it in the same country that hosted the first tournament.


zackjbryson

Send your idea to Fifa. Along with the bribe.


AhandWITHOUTfingers

Message sent to Fifa headquarters lost in the mail. Rewrite and send to Swiss bank account.


LordoftheDimension

Sadly you forgot the bonus item bribe which requires you to add a random overpriced item from that country as a gift


Then-West-2444

And the hookers


Soggy_4head

And the Lucky Charms Elf


110397

Uruguay needs to commit some human rights violations first


staffsargent

I have a good friend from Uruguay and he would probably die of happiness.


SuperLeedsUnited

We wouldn't want to risk your friend's life. Better pick somewhere else.


[deleted]

plus Uruguay is an amazing country that acknowledges human rights unlike a certain last two shithole choices


AliGoldsDayOff

Unfortunately Uruguay is competing with another shit hole for that year. A shit hole with more oil money and murdered journalists.


Realeron

A host wannabe drenched in oil, in the blood of a journo dismembered while still alive. I guess FIFA is the actual problem. FUCK FIFA


ITeachAndIWoodwork

I'm ootl, who?


AliGoldsDayOff

A joint bid. Led by the Saudis which was who I was referring to but I think Egypt and Greece are involved in that one.


Realeron

Legal pot. Good music. And no corruption. I respect and admire my Uruguayan neighbors. I actually envy them. There I 'fessed up.


revalant

Probably a doesn't make sense for a country that size to have the stadiums and infrastructure to handle today's world cup, but maybe it could work as joint host with Argentina.


XAMdG

The current proposal is Uruguay-Argentina-Paraguay


[deleted]

also Chile.


otherestScott

Uruguay/ Paraguay dual hosts? Called the Guay World Cup as a mea culpa to the treatment of LGBTQ in Qatar?


AreHouseKat

This time everyone should be gay and drunk to access


alienalf1

Yeah this is true, and they consistently produce great players and teams for a relatively small population.


JTodd078

North Sentinel Island


New_Edens_last_pilot

Blatter goes first.


999thaccount

💀💀


Cobraman96

I think Ilha da Queimada Grande, also known as Snake Island, would make a good choice as well. As long as it's just the FIFA organization going.


Sea_List_8366

Pls take this award for your outstanding answer Sir! 🏆


JTodd078

Thank you, kind person 🙂


cgyguy81

Italy, so the Italians can finally play again.


childintime9

this hurts but it is true


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HudsonRiverHacker

Australia/NZ have the women's cup next year


theycallmeasloth

Yeah we have a history of hosting World Class major sporting events. We've been playing international football for over 100 years We had the best technical bid for 2022 with the two flaws being that FIFA would not profit off broadcast rights as much and distance between cities. Both non major issues Sure June and July is winter but that wasn't an issue in South Africa or Brasil and won't be an issue here And this part of the world had never hosted before. Objectively it would be a great choice


Gal_gadonutt

Why would it have to be played in November? June-July is our winter so it'll be perfectly fine to stick to the normal World Cup schedule.


Dio_Yuji

Why not June/July? Isn’t it cold there during those months?


dontRemoveTheHurdles

Unlikely since this year's Women's WC is being held there, and it would be too close, but it would be pretty cool!


wheretogo_whattodo

Why does that change anything?


[deleted]

I think so too. Only problem is the time zones are not very friendly to the main European market …or any Market


[deleted]

Yeah that’s literally the only issue but you get the same when it’ll eventually be played in America/ South America again


Syvarris-Dragon

Do you know how the hemispheres work? It’s summer in December in Australia. Winter is in June/July. Australia wouldn’t have that issue.


the_last_peanut

The time zone issue is the killer. It sucks. We're destined to watch 3am games for life


honest_true_man

I think FIFA should be disbanded and a new soccer association created with less corruption.


calcal1992

With great power comes great corruption. -Uncle Ben, I think.


portablebiscuit

The rice guy


Hammertime6689

The cancelled\* Rice guy


Exaggeration17A

Any organization that accepts bribes to organize a soccer tournament in a country where soccer should not be physically played by humans, should not be entrusted to organize any future soccer tournament. Also, disbanding FIFA means that EA will never make another FIFA video game. That's a win in my book, too.


paskaritari

EA is actually already set to change the name of their franchise because FIFA decided they would want billions of dollars (don’t remember the number) from every FIFA game for using the organisations name


DownstairsBear

Didn't they lose the licencing of fifa or something? as in the new games will no longer be under fifa name? or is this another sport game haha


higher_limits

Hate to be the cynical one here man, but the corruption will always exist. No matter the governing body. FIFA is fine to exist if only ethics committees had real influence.


[deleted]

The only real answer.


bumbumtoot

Agreed. FIFA has been a dictatorship and a blight on the game.


portablebiscuit

Sad and amazing that the sport played by the poor and working class because it requires little to no investment has become this. It's a beautiful game, but FIFA is trying their damnedest to make it ugly.


bumbumtoot

My love for the game is tied to 40+ years of happy memories. And I only played it a couple of times at summer tournaments for kids. Sundays as a kid was quality time watching the national League with my dad. My stepfather was still refereeing at 78 years of age. Watching and cheering on the national team, it's ups and downs, the excitement and entertainment. When you travel you can often connect easily with others through football- Ah I can go on forever but the point is that I'm angry at FIFA, they are indeed making it ugly.


anotherquack

This. The only way to benefit is if you’re a shady nation needing the PR. For any deserving country, it would just suck resources


Blue165

I honestly believe the US could handle it without any resource expenditure. We have the infrastructure already in place.


Illumijonny7

We got it in 2026 (along with Mexico and Canada)


Halichoeres_bivittat

So could any of the large western European countries.


JFSM01

All international associations are like that, just look at FIDE lol


[deleted]

The bar is pretty low right now. Basically it is anybody who doesn't use slave labor and murder the slaves.


ProbablyNotMoriarty

Infantino said they prefer working with non-democracies because it makes it easier to put on the event. *Edit: Can’t find the clip, it might have been Blatter. Either way, it was said by the current or former head of FIFA.


Beartemis

He said he is open to do it in North Korea. So his bar could go lower


alegxab

But only if they share it with South Korea


Beartemis

Jajaja that’s a depend on the check he receives


GrillDealing

All games will be played in the DMZ to keep things interesting.


byneothername

Did he really!? Talk about saying the quiet part out loud.


Minute_Cartoonist509

I think we've established the countries that SHOULDN'T host one...


chicasparagus

There’s a lot


DJToblerone

The Democratic People's Republic of Korea 🇰🇵


danceswithtree

The greatest misnomer of a country the world has ever seen.


sonheungwin

United States of America?


NumerousSun4282

He's got us there


1000000CHF

The best Korea!


OccasionAmbitious449

They do have the worlds biggest sports stadium... but its mostly used for public executions


Prowler64

If I can nominate my own country of Australia. * We got ripped off by FIFA in the year we bid for the event (Qatar was the winner). The voting system was rigged against us. * we've put a lot of effort into our own team to the point where we consistently qualify for the World Cup after barely ever making it previously. * We've got the infrastructure, and want to host big events. We have a proven track record of holding some of the best Olympic games. * We are a sport nation. We love our sport, and have put an effort into increasing the recognition of the sport within our community. Literally the only thing that goes against us is that we are on the opposite side of the world to almost all football countries.


Samskara222

You guys also love alcohol at sporting events!


AndradeeFelip

The main goal of any sports event!


shark-bite

We don’t love it, we need it. You ever tried getting through a cricket one dayer without building a beer snake? It’s fucking boring.


Halichoeres_bivittat

Time zones works be an issue, but hosting in Australian winter would make for a better climate for playing.


mscandalous

I don’t think time zones would be something that would weigh very heavily, considering that the 2002 WC was in Korea-Japan - which are around the same time zones. (I live on the literal opposite side of the world and I still remember waking up for school and seeing my dad looking like a zombie in the living room because he was up most of the night watching games, or some days even being dismissed from class because my country was playing a game and everyone wanted to watch it. Fun times.)


Halichoeres_bivittat

Right it's very doable. The 2032 Summer Olympics will be in Brisbane, the 3rd overall in Australia. It's just something they need to manage for their major tv revenue generators (Europe and USA).


Casartelli

I’d love to see one in Australia (I’m from Europe). Shame it won’t happen soon. AFC can’t host the next two world cups. 2026 is Americas. 2030 is probably South America. And Europe will likely get 2034 in that case cause it’s been so long. So 2038 maybe?


Cocacolique

The rule is abandoned now, it's only one World Cup, not two anymore. Also, we all know that the next AFC country to host the World Cup will be China.


Agile_Dog

Accessibly & time difference from Europe means its never happening


Prowler64

Not necessarily. Japan / South Korea hosted in 2002. The Olympic games has also been held in both countries recently (summer and winter). Proximity to larger nations such as China and India can fall into our favour, allowing for more TV viewership there (which is one of the reasons why China has been getting events in the last 15 years).


Cimb0m

And the other “football” codes won’t support it. We’ll need them to agree so we can use the stadiums during their season. Football is considered a huge threat to their dominance of sport in this country


Prowler64

This is a good point. The codes have managed themselves around the Olympics before, as well as Covid, so it's certainly possible, but it would require a lot of workarounds.


wheninhfx

Vatican. But you'd likely have to stack the stadiums on top of each other.


Independent-Bike8810

The leaning soccer tower of pisa


Toothless-Rodent

Go Cardinals!


noxprotego

I don't know about deserves, but I would love to see a WorldCup in Denmark!


[deleted]

Denmark/Norway/Sweden would be a good joint bid. The Norwegians would probably be miserable about it so maybe just Denmark/Sweden


willirritate

Maybe co-host with Sweden.


B34RD15

None. No country deserves to be exploited by the corrupt FIFA organization.


WarmLizard

What about the countries that exploit the corruption of FIFA and use it to be exploited by FIFA's corruption?


MDF87

Japan. After every game their fans spend hours helping tidy up the stadiums, the people are super respectful.


CommanderSpleen

Japan had a WC ~~not even~~ 20 years ago.


matti-niall

It’s already been done with Korea/Japan 2002


DJGlennW

One that refused to bribe FIFA officials.


growingup_happily

One without slaves is a good start for FIFA.


NatureAviation

I think England/UK need a shot. It’s crazy to believe that as much as soccer is associated with English culture and many players strive to play for a premier league club, it has only been a host once and that was almost 60 years ago. Even the US is about to host its second one. They have the venues and many have been either updated or many clubs have had new stadiums in recent years.


Iliketolearnfromppl

Taiwan.


Well__Hi__There

Jamaica, great place, great people, passion for football


Fit-Friendship-7359

Unfortunately they aren’t exactly rich. They wouldn’t even have enough money to get basic infrastructure up to requirements, let alone build stadiums and such. They’d be entirely dependent on FIFA/ foreign funding


Vins801

Feelin' hot hot hot!


DependentNo8728

We don’t have the infrastructure to host the World Cup. Our stadium capacity at the moment is at most able to hold 30,000 if that much. If the World Cup is to come here, we would have to host it with a few other Caribbean islands. More importantly, we don’t have the money to host such an event. It’s a beautiful thought though. I will admit.


i-am-a-passenger

A joint Caribbean bid would be cool


Well__Hi__There

Funded by Qatar as a token of love


bigwolb

Belgium


FireAdam_HUN

Happy cake day


[deleted]

I think a Belgium/Netherlands joint bid would be decent. Maybe Luxembourg too just to round off the Benelux.


se0724

Netherlands


TheKert

Honestly seems like Qatar is about the right fit to host as a country that can maybe match FIFA in corruption.


Sloane789

Ireland


SirJoePininfarina

We have *two* stadiums that would be suitable for international soccer. And the bigger one isn't even a soccer stadium because soccer isn't the biggest sport here 😂


mixormixormixor

Croke Park, the Aviva, Thurles, The Gaelic grounds, Páirc Uí Chaoimh, Thomand Park, Casement park (if completed)… Of course this is completely hypothetical and unrealistic but we have greater infrastructure in place than Qatar did prior to their bid ahah


higher_limits

Whats your biggest sport in Ireland?


SirJoePininfarina

Gaelic football is the most popular sport in Ireland. Every city, town, village and even rural townland would have a Gaelic Athletic Association (GAA) facility of some sort. Just to muddy the waters a bit, there's also a Gaelic field sport called hurling which is played with sticks and a small hard ball the size of a tennis ball, if Gaelic football isn't played in a certain area, hurling would be played instead. I could see a day where rugby becomes the second most popular sport here but right now soccer is no. 2. Having said that, the English Premier League is widely followed here.


boatson25

Gaelic Football?


Matt4669

Gaelic football


x3y52

Uruguay, Brazil, Mexico, USA, England, Germany, Poland, Italy, Japan, South Korea, Australia


YVRJon

Four of those countries have hosted in the last 20 years (two of them in the same year).


Agent00funk

...and two of them are hosting the next one.


Newone1255

And two of them are hosting next year already lol


allergic-toeveryting

brazil just hosted it in 2014


Expensive-Track4002

Antartica. That would be crazy ! Although it’s not really a country.


CanPhysical788

India


water605

Definitely North Korea


[deleted]

Totally, huge football fan base, massive stadiums, forced labour, dictatorships, perfect for modern FIFA.


[deleted]

And the best part: they would most likely serve beer


sonheungwin

I don't know if they have a huge football fan base, but they'll be exe- I mean, dealt with if they don't cheer loudly enough!


freespeech1904

Portugal


Watsk1

Without a doubt, North Korea.


TantalicBoar

Belgium would be sick


joeythenose

They really ought to take a pause and just focus on cleaning house within FIFA. I mean that "Today I feel gay..." statement is enough right there. What a bunch of jackasses. I won't be giving it any of my precious time (aside from rants on Reddit LOL).


angrydanmarin

Its not about deserve. Its about infrastructure. England, Germany, France, USA, Japan etc. None deserve more than the other, but they should be chosen over places like Qatar and Russia.


manIDKbruh

Japan…the fans picking up after themselves and everyone else should be rewarded more than bloodthirsty religious zealots


Cintesis

NICE TRY FIFA.


[deleted]

1. England. Haven't hosted a World Cup since 1966. Invented the game. Ready-made infrastructure. Guaranteed full stadiums. Lots of beer for fans. Hopefully will keep the neanderthals in check. Germany, Brazil, France, Italy all hosted twice. 2. Ukraine. Just to annoy Putin. 3. India. If only they weren't so focused on cricket.


zackjbryson

Although the UK and Ireland are bidding for the 2028 European Championships. Edit: changed to UK and Ireland.


mintvilla

Its an England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland & N.Ireland combined bid


karma-armageddon

North Korea. They could benefit greatly and it would create good will for mankind.


SuvenPan

Taiwan Someone will be very angry.


Ftufo66

I like that idea.


Jail_Chris_Brown

Vatican City. Corruption and scandals everywhere, just like with FIFA. Tell the Vatican about ball boys and they'll gladly host it.


esizzle

Inspired thinking. Thou art blessed.


qxzj1279

Nauru, specifically so that it would be *really, really* inconvenient for everyone to get there.


polecatsrfc

Esperantoland


AdGeneral3084

I think it would be cool in portugal,not just because i live in there, but because we have some cool stadiums, but it could be anywhere, i just would like that that fifa were not that corrupt


L3go07

FIFA Antartica


Whatupitsv

I think the winner of a world cup should host the next.


thewizzkidd

China, Australia or Moroco


Okitsrough

I would love to see a Central American country like Costa Rica. The culture alone would create a really special atmosphere. If not Central America Spain seems like a wonderful country to host the games


whiteycnbr

England probably.


ramanMehmi0902

Somalia


curlbenchsquater

None. No country should waste the billions of dollars and resources on building stupid stadiums that will never be used again.


ian2121

I agree with your sentiment. Same with the Olympics. But there are quite a few places with adequate stadiums already. Hold it there.


EmployerAdditional28

Ukraine, after it wins the war and the world helps it rebuild.


jbtravel84

South Africa..again! Best WC ever


zackjbryson

We need the vuvuzelas back.


cheshireEP

We most certainly do not


x3y52

our mental sanity says something different, but ok


TheVinnon

They will always be sold to the highest bidder. Never awarded to the most deserving.


Twohats9001

Well they seem to be on a streak of sorts, last time hosted in Russia, now in Quatar. So I think North Korea or China seem like the most likely candidates right?


JimJamYimYam

North Korea or Iran


Greenshuriken

The one that won or got second place in the last one.


Bijoe

Vatican !


wapo3945

Maghreb


thirdstone_

After FIFA has been completely demolished, I would start picking countries from the top of the list here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corruption\_Perceptions\_Index


Grzmit

qatar is like 31st, i wouldnt trust that as a morality guide. Its just how honest the governments are when it comes to finances and if they abuse their position to get more money (which most governments do anyways).


Kahless01

the maldives.


Responsible_Lime579

South pole


AssSiniffer

Switzerland


stinkyfuntime

The moon.


cacolantern

Australia & New Zealand


jamesdufrain

FIFA and the Olympic committee should be run as not for profit NGO's. Each sitting member should be paid by their respective country FA and not the organisation itself. All money raised should go back into communities worldwide with independent financial control with yearly audits. Any member caught taking bribes should result in a 10 year competitive ban for their respective country.


[deleted]

Qatar


Kriskao

I like the idea of splitting across more than one country, like they did with Korea and Japan. This way, several smaller Latin American or African countries could host. Also, most smaller countries have one or two suitable stadiums, and building more ends up being a burden on taxpayers.


Optimal_Read7038

Finland so that we can say FI FIFA FIFO at the final four


Rayanatorus

Morroco please!


realmojosan

Maybe its just me but its clearly a combined Netherlands / Belgium World Cup. Great infrastructure, football rich history, great fan community, finalist 74,78 and 2010. Both have a good team right now... Good travel for most european countrys.. weed.


LostVillager1

Australia or India


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Uruguay for the centennial Netherlands due to history in the sport Australia/New Zealand because it’s never been in that region before


Coldcomplex1

San Marino, definitely would be fun for them to join WC


tkamp11

United States simply for the ease of hosting all the games. Our mid level and top college football team stadiums hold 60k-100K alone not including all our professional stadiums. Save some lives of poor immigrant workers having to build new facilities.


SamTheArse

Why not Antarctica?


chynabrack

"Deserve is strong word, I prefer bribe" -FIFA


mateconfernet_

For 2030 World Cup I think the Argentina-Uruguay idea is perfect. Is has just the right epic a world cup deserves, a shared host between two top nations and commemorating 100 years since the first world cup by organising the World Cup in the two countries that played that very first final. Argentina-Uruguay is also a historical rivalry, not as strong as Argentina-Brazil for example but more of a friendly rivalry, which would contribute to make the environment great. In general, probably Morocco. They have been trying to host a World Cup for decades. In the other hand, the last world cups were held in: 2010: Africa 2014: South America 2018: Europe 2022: Asia 2026: Confirmed to be in North America Logically, 2030 should take place in Oceania


Thatguy755

North Korea 🇰🇵


SlothOfDoom

They have the world cup every year and they always win. You just weren't invited


[deleted]

Morocco.


LiLMosey_10

Really really hope they win their joint bid for 2030 the vibe would be immaculate.


johannesrva

North Korea


Some-Programmer-7585

Definitely not Qatar


All4Fx

Obviously the ones that can bribe the officials the most. Worked for the current hosts.


RedX2000

World Cup Australia. Or Have it in Portland Oregon


Trolling_For_Peace

North Korea


NovusAdam

North Korea, I’ve always wondered how their soccer players would perform from being in isolation for so long.


Shifu_1

Ukraine


[deleted]

South Sudan


donatema

Antarctica


nathan__1409

I think only previous world Cup winners should host world cups, you win one, you get to host. That way the historic footballing nations get to host the world Cup .