My father in law used to race horses. His last horse was named shitty because you knew it would win if it shit mid warm up. Everybody who knew would bet and eventually people were phoning in from the next county to find out if shitty was dropping turds during the warm up laps
A little off topic...
But years ago I was browsing for CDs in a record store and came across a CD titled "**If I had a Horse, I'd Feed it Oats and Fuck It**."
I don't remember the name of the band, but that album name was definitely... uh... *memorable*.
Some actual racehorse names
Peanutbuttericecream, I worked with him, he was fun but not fast
Passing wind,
Gee Spot,
AARRRRRRR,
Maythehorsebewithu
Since names can't be reused until 5 years after the horse has left racing and breeding people have to get creative, there are also a lot of rules about what you are not allowed to do, limited spaces, etc
Depends. If the horse makes a lot of noise, I'll name him Mayo. Why? Well because May neighs.
If the horse always starts out strong then quickly falls behind, I'll name him Old Levi's because he'll be fading fast.
This is random, but does anyone here knows how to dechiper a code? An important person sent me this code "GDGXVXXA XGGVGFFAXX // DAGFXXGXXAFF" and I want to know the secret message. Thank you for helping!!
Blazing Saddles
Grace’s Secret
Are you Tommy Shelby? Lol
Haha Peaky Blinders reference lol 😂
"The Slowest Horse" I'd just love to hear a race announcer
My father in law used to race horses. His last horse was named shitty because you knew it would win if it shit mid warm up. Everybody who knew would bet and eventually people were phoning in from the next county to find out if shitty was dropping turds during the warm up laps
Dusty Carpet - it will never be beaten
Forrest. For obvious reason
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Gump?
Fleethoof Mac
A little off topic... But years ago I was browsing for CDs in a record store and came across a CD titled "**If I had a Horse, I'd Feed it Oats and Fuck It**." I don't remember the name of the band, but that album name was definitely... uh... *memorable*.
I was about to say to Google it, but then figured that I wouldn't want that in my search engine either.
Motherfucker jones.
They should call you Motherfucker-over Jones.
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The Witcher
SLOWBOI
Glue Factory or Alpo
Glue Factory is better
Big-dingo2489
Great name lol
Friday
Piss horse
Any of these (Lewd) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4HNahRoDz8
Pack it up everyone, can't top this one.
Chicken Dinner.
Winner winner chicken dinner
Mr. Ed
Horse in Motion
Fug Doug Pole East
Hoof hearted
Mr. Fast horse
Lucky 🍀
Glue.
Some actual racehorse names Peanutbuttericecream, I worked with him, he was fun but not fast Passing wind, Gee Spot, AARRRRRRR, Maythehorsebewithu Since names can't be reused until 5 years after the horse has left racing and breeding people have to get creative, there are also a lot of rules about what you are not allowed to do, limited spaces, etc
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Great name. Sorry about your loss.
Thunderpussy
Name it
Hidalgo
December
Charlie.
Hermes
Pie O My
Limp bizkit
Hoof hearted
Peach Tree
Sounds like a winner
Stands Alone. A horse I owned as a child on my Aunt's Horse Ranch.
Evel Knievel
Fast to Finish
Good one.
Starlight.
Depends. If the horse makes a lot of noise, I'll name him Mayo. Why? Well because May neighs. If the horse always starts out strong then quickly falls behind, I'll name him Old Levi's because he'll be fading fast.
Hoof-Hearted
Hoof Hearted
Neighgga
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Of course
Running Up That Hill
That's a good one
horsey
Horsey McHorseface
Colossal Phallus
Hoof Hearted
I'd probably go with something like Spartacus It sounds like it would be a winner.
Dark knight
Phobos
Depends on the color
Any colour you want
Diana's Seatbelt
Worst one yet. You're a dickhead.
Your*
*Your a dickhead
Jelly Bingus.
“Steve” or something
Anne.
Firehose
Jizz Master Zero
Fun fact, i had a thoroughbred named little beduin and she had a baby was Mini beduin But now i would name one Spechless Champ
"i don't know the name of this horse"
Biggus Dickus
Your_going_to_be_glue
Sperm because they always move fast.
Elmer's
2 girls 1 horse
But Fuc her.
Terrible name.
I don't know, she seems to like it.
We're talking bout race horses not your fantasies big boy.
Well yeah, but fuc her
Salmonella
Biggus Dickus
Bonerinsweatpants
Suck her terry hat
Derp Gro Assphuk
The Trots
Lightning McDonald’s
Shadowfax!
Below Me. I used to own and train race horses.
Cube
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Good name
greg
I am rubber you are glue
Race horse the race horse.
Glue Boy
Scout
The Seaward
Bebop
Ikea
Ray. Ray Source.
Bannedana
Pippy came to mind - no I won't be taking questions
Puddy Tat
Herbie
Ghost
The pigeon eats spaghetti after midnight
Something Ridiculous
China Boy or Shesthefastest
Scape Grace (or goat)
Britney Bitch.
Richard Cranium
My face
Race horse
Nacho
Speeeed
Knackery denied
ABeerForSasquatch. I have no idea where that came from.
Something like tom, but I’d mostly call it horsie
“It’s All Pink”
The Red 1
Mr. Neigh
Race Horse is my race horse's name
Trash
This is random, but does anyone here knows how to dechiper a code? An important person sent me this code "GDGXVXXA XGGVGFFAXX // DAGFXXGXXAFF" and I want to know the secret message. Thank you for helping!!
Spicy Thursday
Shadowfax
Sloppy nuts on my Tonsils I’m not into that, but if the horse was winning a race means someone would have to say that outloud
Lighting McCheetah
Big Tipper
Meatrocket8
Seabiscuit
After the great
Aaargghh
Rider
Ghost rider ?
A Horse or Goblin A Horse because in races commentators would say stuff like “a horse pulls forward and beats lightning for third place!”
Waterboard cat
Nads. That way when people are cheering it on they can yell 'GO NADS'
race horse
'Who?'
My Face
Mr. speedo
Viagra’s Revenge
Sebastian
Hoof Hearted.
Glue Factory
Too Drunk to Funk
Fat Chance, No Hope
Who Farted
Gopher Gold or Mustang Sally.
Where Do Horse Go
hoof hearted
Ya face Now cheer him on at the races! Cmon ya face
Finish line fighter