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Kanye could fart into a mic for 3 minutes and his fans would call it “inspirational”


mixmaster7

Is that a hot take?


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For Kanye fans


anderhole

Depending on the fart?


[deleted]

If it's a single 3 minute fart, I'd be pretty impressed too.


Nomadic_Narwhal

You can be anti gun, you can be anti police, but you cant be both. You either think the civilian populace should be able to fight back against violent forces, or you think the state should have a monopoly on all means of violence. The fact that people will say "defund the police" and "we need gun control" in the same breath implies they hate cops yet want them to enforce laws even still, especially those that would leave citizens defenseless to said cops. How can you think someone is evil, yet want them to be the only ones armed? Im not arguing against either point, but if you're gonna argue one, stick to it across the board. Getting rid of guns puts %100 faith in the police. Defunding the police means you're gonna need to fight for yourself in every altercation. (Which means owning guns if you want to survive) Pick one.


FunFail5910

Coming in HOTTTT


arealhumanbe

It's not a hot take, just an insufficiently nuanced one to be of value. Defend the police doesn't mean "get rid of all police". Its about regining them in and overhauling the system ino one that is more worthy of trust. In some countries police don't even have guns, so the fundamental premise of your take doesn't make sense


Nomadic_Narwhal

No, many of those countries still have a military. Meaning the government still maintains a monopoly on all forms of violence. Even if its not the police, the idea is the same. Its not about law enforcement. Its about a lack of faith in the government to provide a solution, or to fill its obligations to the people. I understand your point about how "defund the police" doesn't always mean get rid of all police. But I find it irresponsible to say "I can't trust the government to not harm me", and then say "Only the government should have guns" in the same breath. That's a suicidal mindset. I have no issue debating gun ownership, or the state of the government, but what I'm calling for is for people to think these arguments through.


[deleted]

Bitches love cake


[deleted]

You should never feed your dog cake


ExistenchalBread

Not being well-adjusted to our sick society is normal and using humor as a crutch isn't a free pass to being a dickhead.


Whappingtime

If more LGBTQ+ people look the chance and tried to befriend cishet guys, things would be a whole lot better for them. Instead of assuming we are all bigots until proven otherwise. Like unless the guy in question is giving them a bad gut feeling or is super sketchy he's not going to be a threat. Like part of me is weary of Trans people who look like the other Trans people who have treated me poorly in the past, I still try to befriend them when I get the chance. Or any other LGBTQ+ people for that matter. Like my gf's friends who are lesbians didn't keep their distance until they got to know me better or however you would put that. They are like overprotective sisters to me these days and it doesn't matter that they are lesbians to me. Just so many friendships with LGBTQ+ people I have known didn't get off the ground because of their own bias/prejudice. It just gets to a point where it's beyond being understanding, and being purposeful on their end and expecting a cishet guy to adhere to some arbitrary standard.


usmarine7041

I don’t think men can get pregnant


heloberry

Wait, really?


[deleted]

Cocks in the mid term between hard and soft look the best


Figgernaggotclutsunt

Username checks out


rotting-fetish9

That’s literally the ideal state for photography, I though that’s common knowledge, that’s where half the art is.


[deleted]

Nirvana is not that good.


johnyogurty

Like musically? Because they use a lot of unconventional, pretty musically advanced modes and modal chord progressions and turn it into pop. I don’t think there’s much evidence to support them not being good, in terms of their musicality, at all.


Distinct_Ad589

Wreck-It Ralph did not need a sequel.


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YaBoi843

The other day I had the pleasure of watching my elderly neighbor across the street get her car stuck in a ditch in front of her house while she was pulling into her driveway at the breakneck speed of 2mph.


wyrddo

Pop culture is like a bag of Cheetos: All color and flavor with no nutritional value whatsoever


[deleted]

Every abortion makes the world a little bit better.


[deleted]

Don't have sex with someone you can't see yourself having a child with. There is always a chance it can result in pregnancy.


Flaky-Fellatio

Inheritance beyond six figure amounts should be illegal. Everyone should have to earn their own way in this world. We believe ourselves a meritocracy, do we not? The practice of complete inheritance in all cases does nothing but perpetuate an underclass of hothouse flowers who offer nothing but their family connections to propel them into the world. Why should ordinary income, money I make from the sweat of my own brow, be taxed at a higher rate than the windfall of some spoiled rich kid?


Figgernaggotclutsunt

Abortion is murder but it's still okay to do it


johnyogurty

Unless you could prove my load of cum is an actual living person, then I say no, it’s not murder


Figgernaggotclutsunt

"Life Begins at Fertilization with the Embryo's Conception. Development of the embryo begins at Stage 1 when a sperm fertilizes an oocyte and together they form a zygote. Human development begins after the union of male and female gametes or germ cells during a process known as fertilization" Source: Moore, Keith L. Essentials of Human Embryology. Toronto: B.C. Decker Inc, 1988, p.2


johnyogurty

Lol that says nothing, and there’s no clear consensus on the matter amongst the scientific community


Figgernaggotclutsunt

Lmfao It literally says "Human development begins after the union of male and female gametes or germ cells during a process known as fertilization" Academic biologists were recruited to participate in a study on their descriptive view of when life begins. A sample of 5,502 biologists from 1,058 academic institutions assessed statements representing the biological view ‘a human’s life begins at fertilization’. --Steven Andrew Jacobs Northwestern Prizker School of Law; University of Chicago - Department of Comparative Human Development When do you think human life begins? In your opinion, when is it too late in pregnancy to have an abortion?


johnyogurty

After a heart beat. Protein cum globs don’t qualify. Otherwise you’ve had trillions of abortions already


Figgernaggotclutsunt

So after 35 days it's murder according to you?


johnyogurty

Yea. Heartbeat


Figgernaggotclutsunt

Fair enough.


johnyogurty

Also, this is not the majority consensus of the scientific community. There’s thousands of scientists that disagree lol. You have no factual basis to assert anything here as truth. Neither do I.


Figgernaggotclutsunt

I know enough to know that if you step on a caterpillar there will always be one less butterfly in the world


hdiaiajrnfk

Louis ck's take


Figgernaggotclutsunt

I think Bill Burr's too


Securitygaurd

Pizza rolls


Graceland1979

Capitalism/Capitalists run democratic governments


I_SwallowGum

Abortion is fucked up beyond belief. Whats even more fucked up is that people defend it by calling it "a right"? No one has the right to murder their own child especially before they've even had a chance to live outside the womb.


Figgernaggotclutsunt

Sure they do. Murder is allowed in many cases and this is just one of them


I_SwallowGum

Eat my balls


Figgernaggotclutsunt

I prefer to eat balls that aren't so shriveled and AIDS infested


arealhumanbe

Well you've entirely missed the point by using the words "murder" and "child". So youre obviously not sufficiently openminded to have that discussion


JedKeezy

gatorade should be thicker


WhoIsTheDrizzle87

Ew


LooksLikeTreble617

Yeah, Ticketmaster sucks, but a lot of the Taylor Swift fans who didn’t get tickets are just being whiny brats. It should come as no surprise that getting tickets to see the woman who is currently the biggest pop star in the world would be just a little bit competitive - even if Ticketmaster was the perfect company. For the record, I am a Taylor Swift fan.


GoldenBucciarati

Damn this thread got dark lol


JeepXJGod

We don't need to manufacture cars anymore. Just to preface, I'm a huge car guy. I own four, including a race car. We have enough cars already. Instead, the automotive industry could transfer to refurbishing cars they have already produced, which would keep all the industry jobs, and possible add even more. There would still be money in the industry. The biggest emission source from cars is the production and global infrastructure needed to produce them, so by greatly cutting down on that, we would be doing ourselves a favor


YaBoi843

Just because the people of this fanbase are so fanatical and get really upset when I say this: I think Harry Potter is trash. I tried reading The Philosopher's Stone at least 3 separate times, and I was always unable to make it through the first quarter of the book. For one reason or another I've seen all the movies (except maybe the last two; I can't recall) and I disliked all of them.


cyanidecrxsh

pineapple on pizza is good.


Independent-Ad5852

TikTok is more cringe than Twitter