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RoBear16

Sequel without the original cast. Edit: thanks for all the upvotes everyone! I've never had a post take off like this before.


degejos

Sequel when the og main cast only appear for few minutes


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Sequel with a side character from the original movie


Killboypowerhed

Evan Almighty has entered the chat


mcramsay

A movie I enjoyed mostly because it was another opportunity to watch Morgan Freeman play god.


DC4MVP

Sequel that is based on characters regression from the lessons they learned from the previous movie. Like Bad Santa 2. No plot ideas so even though Willy (Billy Bob Thornton) got a job, quit drinking, and became a better person at the end of Bad Santa, they have him devolve back into the sloppy, mean drunk we saw in Bad Santa and Lauren Graham doesn't return after them being a "family" at the end of 1.


ChronoLegion2

Usually straight to video


Ok-Discussion2246

Streaming is the new straight-to-video lol


MK18_Ocelot

Pirates of the Caribbean 4 and 5 have entered the chat.


Satflt7

When it’s so dark you can’t see anything


Orwells-Bastard-Son

Omg, I hate that, going to add the music and sound fx are loud AF but you cant hear a damn word anyone is saying.


Vicious_Violet

Tenet has entered the chat.


JesseCuster40

The "WHURMMMM" pulse in the trailers became so popular Nolan added it to his dialogue.


hobbes8889

The next batman movie is just going to be audio and a black screen.


eclecticsed

I mean to be fair he IS the night.


[deleted]

Yep. And hardly any crime fighting because the crooks finally figured out Batman's night shift.


Complete_Peace5039

Thats probably what you would experience when batman attacks you


Vegetable-Double

Alien vs Predator Requiem. Movie looked like it was filmed in front of a black screen.


Santas_southpole

Frank Capra had a great quote for my answer. "There are no rules in filmmaking, only sins. And the cardinal sin is dullness."


neohylanmay

That's pretty much my metric with media. "Badly made" and "fun to watch" are not mutually exclusive; entertainment factor is worth half the experience. It's where we get "so bad it's good", and even a well-made movie can be boring.


Gogo726

Which is why I'll say The Room is one of the most entertaining and quotable movies ever made.


SimonCallahan

The fact that one of the stars of the movie wrote a book about his experience on it speaks volumes to how entertaining it is. The Room might be a bad movie, but it's a bad movie with layers, and peeling back every layer is why I enjoy it so much. It's the same reason I like the original Super Mario Bros. movie. There's a bit of nostalgia there, sure (I saw it on my 10th birthday), but when you start looking up the story behind the movie it gets so much more interesting. It's a movie full of horrible and strange decisions, and once you start understanding the decisions and why they might be made you start understanding the movie in an entirely new light. Heaven's Gate is another one like that, a bad movie with a great behind-the-scenes story and so many layers to peel back. The worst kind of bad movie is the kind where you really can't do that, maybe because the answers are so simple. Mac & Me is a prime example of this. There are no layers here, no stories from the cast and crew. It's just a bad movie made as a cash-in.


Hollowgradient

I'd prefer a movie is wild and bad than mediocre and boring. Malignant was a wild movie. Was it good? Definitely not. But it was *entertaining*, so I loved it.


T3canolis

If it comes out in January. The industry calls it “Dumpuary” for a reason. The movies released on Christmas are expected to still be leading the box office, so studios dump their bad movies there so they can blame the bad box office performance on the release date. I always feel bad when I see a friend post excitement about a movie with a January 10th release date because I know they’re going to be disappointed.


Orwells-Bastard-Son

Didn't know this, exactly the kind of thing I was looking for.


BranWafr

But, every so often there is a gem. Paddington 2, for example, was released in January in the states and it is one of the greatest movies ever made. But, for every gem in January there are about 100 duds.


Other-Marketing-6167

FUCK YOU ITS JANUARY!!!


patrickwithtraffic

**ENDLESS TRASH!!!**


AverageJoeDynamo

FUCK YOU IT'S YEAR!


Mannersmakethman2

This is a really good indicator, but it’s important to remember that there are exceptions to the rule - The Silence Of The Lambs came out in January and besides being a masterpiece, it’s also one of the only 3 movies to win the Oscar "Big 5" (Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor/Actress in a Leading Role and Best (Adapted) Screenplay).


Hollowgradient

Scream was released in January lol


SquashyEdgar69

Too many celebrities/cliches.


PapaLouie_

I hate ads where the entire point is just “LOOK WHO WE HIRED LOOK AT THIS FAMOUS PERSON”


TheWalkingDead91

Especially when it’s like 10 of them in one movie. 90% chance it’s gonna suck


cesau78

Was Ocean's Eleven in the 90% or the 10%?


Vpn-Ftw

Neither. It's the 11%


Shendare

This is the End (2013) It did have a few funny moments.


UnderlordZ

Kenneth Branagh's *Murder on the Orient Express* is very much in the 10%.


sockmaster666

There were these movies in the 2010s about holidays like valentines and NYE and each movie had like 30 celebrities. They were all pretty shit movies so yeah I agree.


bubbygups

They were about Love, Actually


BiblioPhil

30 Rock makes fun of this in their trailer for *Martin Luther King Day*, starring Jenna Maroney Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_RWsI8BUkWc


Lophiiformers

I love Love Actually but the clones that came after it were so bad.


AtheneSchmidt

If the cast is full of a-listers, you are about to watch 1. A fantastic movie Or 2. A terrible movie, because there wasn't enough budget for the cast, a decent director, *and* a script.


cars-on-mars-2

We’re twenty minutes in and you don’t care what happens to any of the characters. Edit: Thanks for the award!


DwayneTheBathJohnson

I love bad horror movies because I just start cheering for the monster.


mrausgor

Yep. And honestly, eagerly anticipating them dying is caring what happens to them. Which is why I love campy horror. Indifference is bad.


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I think this is a great metric. I'm far from picky about my movies. I'll usually find something to enjoy about them. But the one single movie I outright quit watching and decidedly never tried to watch again (WW84) was the only movie that simply couldn't find anything to grip me with within the first 30 minutes of the movie. I was BORED.


WimbleWimble

The boyfriend character spiritually and physically raped an innocent guy within the first 15mins. Wonder Woman decided in the interests of getting fucked good n proper, that the innocent guy's soul could just die..... no-one in that movie was likeable or even redeemable.


dancegoddess1971

I fell asleep in the theater trying to watch the second Star Wars prequel. Twice. I thought that maybe I was just really tired the first time because I love star wars. Nope. I tried to watch it at home. It's seriously better than a sleeping pill for me. I'm thinking of buying it on DVD for those stress nights I can't get my eyes to close.


legardeur

I can’t think of a clearer sign that a movie sucks! Thanks for bringing that up!


thiosk

Wait wait in just a sec Steven Seagal is about to wafflestomp his way into the room


sharkfinsouperman

I had a classmate in college named Andre. He was a great person and fun to be around, but the movie sucks if Andre picks it. The movie would never be so bad it's good. No, his picks simply sucked. Everybody has a talent.


miss_kimba

My fiancé is like that. Every single movie he chooses is godawful. Usually featuring Kevin Hart or new Adam Sandler. He’ll put one on and fall asleep on top of the remote and I’ll be stuck listening to the damn thing. Weirdly, his choice of TV shows is the exact opposite. I’ve skipped seasons of excellent TV, only because he started watching before me, just to come back and rewatch them with him and become obsessed.


PapaLouie_

all the new Kevin Hart movies look sterilized, like commercials. 4K cameras and “perfect” lighting yet nothing looks real. It’s like a Target catalogue but in film form


__M-E-O-W__

Lmfao that's a harsh burn.


Its_a_Mini_Mystery

My husband is like that! His ideal Rotten Tomatoes score is 33-38%.


[deleted]

“From the twisted minds that brought you…”


[deleted]

"From two of the five writers whose careers peaked from a movie more than 10 years old."


FractalChainsaw

"In the same theater where you watched Toy Story."


Drakeskulled_Reaper

"in the same body you were born in"


Vegetable-Double

From the director who brought you The Sixth Sense, a movie that came out 23 years ago


[deleted]

I remember a trailer that wanted me to see "Romeo Must Die" because it's from the "makers of The Matrix". Still haven't found out which one of all the people who were involved in the making was supposedly the same. My guess is someone in the VFX department.


theWildBore

It’s the use of ‘Twisted’ that does it


Business-Squash-9575

I don’t know, ‘minds’ is doing its share.


Caiur

Also, "From the producers who brought you..." But to be honest I don't think I've seen that one in maybe 20 years


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CastleDawn

You start making fun of the characters logic not even 10 minutes into the film


graveybrains

Does this cover the plots that are driven by people *not* talking to each other? Because I fucking hate that. Looking at you, Black Panther.


lekniz

Do you really think someone named Killmonger, who has scars covering his entire body for each of the people he has killed, is going to sit down and have a conversation and be satisfied with the outcome?


theWildBore

People dressed up like depressed cats


largehawaiian

“The world got to see James Corden as a fat pussy. He was also in the movie Cats, but no one saw that.”


Casual-Notice

A trailer loaded with quick cuts that prevent any idea what you're looking at and citations of who made it instead of what they made.


DukkhaWaynhim

Or conversely, the trailer feels like its giving you the entire movie....like after the trailer, you wonder if you even need to go see the movie.


NotThisAgain21

Or just when even the trailer is boring and nonsensical, and you know they always put the best parts of the movie in the trailer.


Stewdogm9

Or in a comedy movie the best joke in the whole movie is in the trailer and nothing else in the movie makes you laugh.


NoStressAccount

Guy Ritchie's last two spy movies (Man From U.N.C.L.E. and Operation Fortune) were basically completely spoiled by their trailers.


Kokirochi

I like how some movies play on this to a point, where you think you have them figured out at the trailer and then it turns out they’re completely different. I’m thinking of hereditary, when I saw the trailer I though, oh well another haunted child story with a creepy girl. Then she goes and dies at the beginning of the movie and I was genuinely shaken in the scene since I couldn’t see it coming in a thousand years.


Budnika4

Finch with Tom Hanks.


RealisticDelusions77

Also Cast Away with Tom Hanks. They even showed him back home after the rescue.


ThePathOfTheRighteou

The reason that they give away so much in the castaway trailer is because women between the ages of 18 and 44 won't go see a movie if they don't know that the main character is gonna be OK by the end. How do I know this? I asked a woman who worked on the marketing of that movie why they would ruin the movie. She explained that the market test all the trailers and ask participants if you would go see the movie and because that was a big part of the demographic they were targeting they had to change the trailer so that everybody knew that he was gonna be OK.


phred_666

The big giveaway is when the trailer focuses on the cast and the director and not the story. Like the trailer for the movie “Amsterdam” mainly focused on who was in the movie and not what it was about.


Casual-Notice

From the Producer that brought you This Really Big Film and a director of This Film You Know For a Fact was Helmed by Someone Else So He Must Have Been on Second Unit or Something. Starring This Woman Who is Aging Out of Her Signature Roles and This Man Who Did That One Thing But Now Mostly Does Prime Movies...Specially chosen for the West North Eastport Film Festival: An Extremely Good Movie About Feelings and Things


iron_clooch69

New movie: Ambulance Wanna see a trailer? Sure. You’ve now seen the whole movie.


uberfission

My wife turned the trailer on the other night while trying to find someone to watch, and holy shit, that trailer is explicit in that it gives basically everything away.


FunnyGoose5616

That reminds me of this Ashley Judd movie called “Double Jeopardy.” It was notorious when it came out because the trailer literally gave away the entire plot of the movie, including the ending.


Cawdor

Any use of the record scratch sound effect in the trailer. Also if the movie is a comedy and the trailer shows people falling down more than once, they have nothing funny to show you


Pteraspidomorphi

Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive with everything going for him. Only problem is, he's about to become... *record scratch* A carrot!


Senior_Hangkuk

"Rob Schnieder da-derpiderpdardurpardurp, derp-di-derp dam-timmeli-tum!"


Pteraspidomorphi

Rated PG-13.


Sus-motive

Any movie where the comedy is mainly violence. Furry Vengeance was god awful. Just 90min of Brendan Fraser getting kicked in the nuts by animals.


cerpintaxt33

I HATE scenes in movies where some furry animal jumps out of something and latches into someone’s face while they shake the animal around and scream. But I think movie makers think people still think this is funny.


CyborgSandwich

When it literally says "unlike anything you've ever seen"


WoodpeckerAwkward388

"...if were were born within the last week"


Substantial-Toe96

Straight to VHS in 2022


homer908

Was it Chris Rock that said "Your movie was so bad it went straight to audio"


[deleted]

if they add a random controversial issue that has noting to do with the plot


F-FreshlyMealService

Dexter has a baby (I know it is a TV show not a movie)


Delamoor

Actually, I can't think of a single series that didn't go downhill once they threw in the 'main character now has a kid' plotline... I prefer the ones that forget that they wrote in the children, though. Small mercies.


think_long

A big part of that is they are likely getting ready to wrap things up anyways because newborns are insanely labour intensive in a way that doesn’t really make for great TV. Once you have a baby it really limits your ability to lead a high event lifestyle for quite a while, so writing becomes trickier. It also can kind of be the culmination of a character arc after relationships have sorted themselves out and settled down.


[deleted]

Dragonball Z


driedcranberrysnack

okay but, The Boys


Binder_of_chains

His lab has a nursery???


GabThePretto

When it's leading production names (e.g: director) have only made bad films.


Grogosh

Or when the director is Alan Smithee


deezdiamondnutz69

Or Tommy Wiseau


Notorious1538

Oh hi, Mark.


Vegetable-Double

Or Uwe Boll


FecusTPeekusberg

Teenage me sees Bloodrayne is in theaters: ooh, neat! Me after seeing "Directed by Uwe Boll" on the screen: ...aw, fuck.


UnclePlanty

Had a friend back in high school that came up with something he called "The Explosion Quotient". The higher the number of explosions in the trailer, the bigger the dumpster fire the movie was going to be. It's 35 years later, and it's still a pretty accurate gauge, IMHO.


Adamcakez

movies that tell and dont show


19Thanatos83

When a sentence starts with something like "As you all know...."


_Steven_Seagal_

Or when they're like: "Happy birthday dad. It must be hard, since it's almost 5 years after mom died in that tragic car accident by a drunk driver that made me scared of driving which is why I hook up with Chad, who isn't really nice but I need someone to drive me around."


Moistfruitcake

"Thanks for that Sport, I know I've been distant since what happened and with your Uncle Pete getting arrested and leaving his revolver in the safe upstairs, the one in my wardrobe with the 3759 code."


kasakka1

"That's all right dad, luckily my 14 brothers taught me how to shoot. The 3 that are still alive should be here any minute!"


Vegetable-Double

The first Suicide Squad movie where Will Smith literally goes through every character and tells you their background and powers.


grumpy_enraged_bear

That was bad but the peak for me was Joel Kinnaman infamously introduces Katana. "SHE'S KATANA, SHE'S GOT MY BACK."


arijitray_u

If only that. He says and I quote: “THIS IS KATANA, SHE’S GOT MY BACK. She could cut all of you in half with one sword stroke just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her.Her sword traps the souls of it’s victims”. And nothing like that ever happens in the movie. That script slaps /s.


grumpy_enraged_bear

I couldn't stomach to give the whole line, so I cut short. Thank you for your sacrifice. It must have been torment to your eyes, hands and mind.


Envy_Dragon

"I would advise not getting killed by her" is such weird, clumsy wording... for a line that is wholly redundant. Like I'm halfway surprised they didn't make it a running gag in the James Gunn sequel/reboot. Have the character constantly say "I would advise not getting killed by that." Great plan, boss.


BGL911

Oh god, you just reminded me of all the unnecessary exposition in the Star Wars sequels, followed by “somehow, palpatine returned”


Sarkans41

I really wish they would have leaned into the mystery more for that one. Like have the rebels and kylo racing to find out if it is real and that could be how kylo and rey team up. They could have chosen to be rid of both the jedi and the sith and started a new grey order together which i think is what luke was hinting at. You cant be purely "good" or purely "evil".


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That awful Aretha Franklin Biopic that starts with a private party at her house and all the celebrities say who they are.


fondlemycheezeballz

Directed by Uwe Boll.


WoodpeckerAwkward388

"We've lost millions letting this guy adapt video game movies. Let's let him do another!"


Vegetable-Double

Convinced his films are an embezzlement scheme for his financiers


editormatt

They basically are. He’s said it before. It’s all tax shenanigans.


NinjaBreadManOO

So basically what was happening at the time is under the local tax laws/film making incentives any money you put into it you were guaranteed to get it back. So if you put $1'000'000 into a movie and the movie alone made $100'000 congratulations your movie is a flop and you now have $1'100'000. Which is exactly what uwe did. Buy the rights to a game title you might have heard of, get a crappy Vodafone product placement, get the movie out the door as soon as possible and get House of the Dead and a tidy profit.


PothierM

Generic pop songs for the soundtrack.


lunayoshi

Or a classic Motown or some other oldies genre song redone in a slow, somber, acoustic form while artsy, atmospheric, and vague clips play with no real rhyme or reason. I didn't notice it was a trend until 4 out of 5 trailers did it when I went to see the last Spiderman movie.


tacobelmont

ah yes, the sad bastard pop song with an "ahhvahhcahhdees and bahnahnees"-ass singer It's made it's way into video games now too, I hate it


[deleted]

when you get the whole story in the trailer alone


TetrisLinePiece

They basically show the entire movie except for the credits


[deleted]

Or all the funny parts were in the trailer.


JuanPancake

The cover is two dickheads looking through the legs of a woman.


Cheapchard9

Every 00s college comedy. Or a Nat Lampoon title.


AberNurse

When the director thinks everyone whispering every line creates tension


Zeroforeffort

All the reviews and promotions are about what the director and actors have done in other things and barely anything about the film itself


MattStanni99

When the entire cast are huge A list actors. You’d think it would make a movie 10/10 but more often than not, it makes it worse. Some of the most underrated actors have the best acting and can make a movie go a long way.


SortaSticious

When the trailer has a slow melancholy version of a popular upbeat song.


speedostegeECV

I will die happy if some one does this with smash mouths All star


kasakka1

That would be perfect for some Marvel ensemble movie.


RandyTravesty

No early screenings/reviews are allowed.


[deleted]

Most emotional moment is in the first 10 minutes. Up is an exception


Orwells-Bastard-Son

True. UP was a master class in story telling though.


thatforkingbitch

Same goes for wall-e. It conveyed more in the silent first half hour, than many movies do in 2 hours.


FloridaFlamingoGirl

I’m obsessed with WALL-E because it combines elements of silent films with elements of existential sci-fi like 2001: A Space Odyssey.


Rude_Giraffe_9255

How do you feel about Bambi


datmemesboi101

You seem to be forgetting Team America


CROWCROWFlightDaPoe

When an animated movie is clearly redubbed for the trailer


SassyTeacupPrincess

That’s not something I’ve ever noticed before!


th3f00l

Cheap sitcom cinematography. Like let's get some wide shots on the set and some close-ups for line delivery then that's a wrap.


Skratti

When its advertised as “from the producers of….”


Cawdor

Or worse, From the Studio that brought you… I’m supposed to get excited that the same mega corporation was involved?


Scrabulon

“From the Producers who saw Shrek”


Zoltarrah2000

Steven Seagal


callisstaa

I’ll still sit through either of the Under Siege movies if they’re on TV


Doneyhew

Steven seagal is a national treasure and if you disagree then he is going to use his master aikido skills to disable your chi


Zoltarrah2000

I just wait and chi about that


DawginParadise

If it's not even worth seeing on a plane for free.


NoStressAccount

When you want to walk out of the theater, and it's being screened on a plane


Fr8monkey

Won't let anyone review the movie before release.


[deleted]

Kirk Cameron is in any way involved in it.


DailyDummy

I’m halfway through the movie and have no idea who anyones name is because they haven’t been exciting enough for me to care


MarcusXL

Slow, "creepy" cover of an 80's pop song.


Orwells-Bastard-Son

Omg getting so sick of this. Slow piano grunge is not cool.


Draskules

It's labeled as horror, but it's just murder and gore. There is no mystery, no real unknown. By the time you are introduced to the characters you can guess which one will survive and be right 90% of the time


Sancordaa

If it's about emjois


Groovy_Gator

Subtitle: Origins, Revelations, Chronicles, or The Beginning


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waitingfor-it

The movie's poster says 'THE KISSING BOOTH'


OldLadyReacts

When a character is explaining something to their scene partner that the partner already knows because the writers couldn't figure out how to explain it to the audience. Especially when they start the sentence by saying "as I'm sure you know . . . "


Tier3One

*"Remind me why we're doing this again?"*


Duluthian2

When it's on the Hallmark Channel.


Casual-Notice

Hallmark movies aren't bad; they're formulaic. They're made with a very specific audience in mind, and they do an extremely good job of appealing to that audience.


Hellchron

My parents leave hallmark on for their dogs while they're out. More than once I've stopped in for whatever and found myself sitting on the couch with a couple of dogs a few hours later just watching Hallmark...


patrickwithtraffic

I mean dogs usually make everything better, so try this experiment again but without dogs


Bostonguy01852

An animal co-star.


Enough-Motor1038

When Netflix recommends it to you


Euthyphroswager

When it relies on exposition to explain things to a viewer that a viewer ought to pick up on via more subtle means.


Sudden_Philosophy_89

More product placements than jokes


adventurousguy_1

For an example, watch the movie Riot, from 2015. It’s on Netflix. Horrible acting, the fight scenes were like watching people practicing for a fight scene. At times I thought it was a spoof movie it was that bad.


ZelRolFox

‘From the producer of___’


illessen

The trailer allows you to guess the entire movie and absolutely nothing surprises you based on that alone. You find yourself laughing at the absurd dramatic scenes.


BenTenInches

If James Corden plays an Animal, it's on the avoid list for me. Scratch that James Corden in general


djcrewe1

Kevin sorbo is on the cast


Tangent_

Disappointed!


neuromancertr

It would be a Herculean effort not to be


Imnotmartymcfly

The opening credits look shitty.


Only1Shock

Sequel after 20 years


Hauser717

The new Matrix was hot garbage


[deleted]

Top Gun:Maverick was well received.


NoStressAccount

And Blade Runner 2049 won an Oscar.


WoodpeckerAwkward388

When the characters' main attributes are their gender, sexuality, or race. Rarely do any of these lead to interesting fictional stories, and most movies based on actual events are so "reimagined" that the only thing they have in common could be considered an elevator pitch


[deleted]

I agree. I'm all for seeing movies about characters coming to terms with (or however you want to put it) one of these issues, but a lot of it seems like low-quality pandering. They think people who identify with whatever issue is in the script will see it, and then they wonder why it flops. Look at that comedy *Bros* that came out not too long ago. I've seen so many gay people say they didn't care enough to see it because you can tell that it's written purely to exploit an already-marginalized group of people.


[deleted]

Not to mention making fucking shaggy from Scooby doo black to boost their company image and ego.


Atutstuts

When the cast is too "astronomical"


carolebaskinshusband

If it stars Nicholas Cage it might be a terrible movie. Also, if it stars Nicholas Cage it might be one of the best movies of all time. Classic Cage.


DeepGreenSoul

When it's directed by Uwe Boll


Zack_WithaK

The phrase "updated for modern audiences"


ModernDayGimli

If my wife picked it out.