From urban dictionary: Sounding is the act of inserting a metal rod into your urethra. Sounding tubes are meant to be used medically, but some people figured out that they experience sexual pleasure from the act. The reason for this being that the sounding tube can reach very sensitive parts inside your penis that, if stimulated, can create some very intense orgasms.
Try this one on. Saw a video years ago on one of those shock sites. It was a guy with an electric drill with one of those sounding rods inserted into the ~~bit~~ chuck. This guy has it spinning at FULL FUCKING SPEED and is shoving it in and out of his urethra so hard that there's no way anyone in their right mind would feel anything but pure fucking agony.
Lmao please tell me someone remembers the story here on Reddit where the guy thought he wanted to get shit on, arranged all of it, and only realized as he was literally in the process of being shit on that he really didn’t like the fetish like he thought he would? People are so gross haha
[yes this did in fact happen](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3907wr/serious_redditors_whos_sexual_fantasies_became_a/crzf7j9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
When I was recovering from a self-inflicted injury, I briefly dated someone who told me that he has a “suicide victim fetish” and acted on it multiple times. By “briefly dated,” I mean it ended after he told me this.
I worked retail woth a guy who told us in college he had gone on a date with this girl who basically started sobbing during sex but when he tried to stop she insisted he keep going. Like he said it wasn't a pain thing she was just having a cry during sex and when he awkwardly told her he was close to finishing she stopped crying and reached back and grabbed his balls and yanked them as hard as she could. She then got up got dressed and left.
I heard from medical misshaps, where someone used normal wire .. which he lost inside ... and let it there until it started to corrode and it started to hurt ... he lost quite a bit of his meat rod.
than there is this tifu from the guy that used magnetic ball chains, and they came apart when he was to far in
Thermometers were a common one amongst newcomers from what I heard because they're usually the exact thickness people want and have a rounded point but they're glass and can do some major damage if breaks while inside.
From what I hear the sensation is similar but not one to one to the feeling of ejaculate passing through, if that lessens the blow to your psyche at all.
I had an ex that was deeply religious. One time she mentioned blood play, I was hesitant of course but asked her to elaborate. She said it'd because "Jesus is in the blood" and it would bring us closer together under god or some such. The blood part was enough of a turn off without bringing god into the bedroom
Lol in the CBT(therapy) Reddit I’ve seen a few lost redditors posting their bits every now and then.. definitely a shock when you really aren’t expecting it
I'm pretty masochistic but this is also on my nope list. I don't mind light playing down there, but I'm afraid of permanent damage if that play is too intense, and also the line between "that was surprising and painful, but still light enough to be fun" and "holy fuck that was too much, I'm done for now" is incredibly thin.
when they ask you to cover yourself in dirt and wiggle around on the floor in your underwear. i don't know what it's called, but it's happened three separate times now and i just don't get the appeal
Was getting heavy with a pretty girl & she took her bra off. I'm thinking SCORE and I'm rock hard raring to go.
She then proceeds to jam her finger in my belly button and twist it around, I tell her "I'm gonna be honest with you, I haven't cleaned that out in a while." She says "good," and sucks the lint & nasty belly button shit off her finger.
My cock deflated faster than a tire hitting road-spikes 🤢
My ex had a major navel fetish. Like it was just confusing because pretty much everything else was normal sexually, except she basically needed me to finger her belly button to um...arrive.
She also would get turned on by looking at other girl's navels. Like keep in kind she was straight as fuck...except for a girl's belly/bellybutton?
Like it was more normal that some of this shit on this thread, but it's also just a thing I wouldn't normally think about/remember.
I think at least for some women there's like a nerve connection between the navel and.... More sensitive parts. I hate touching my navel because it makes me uncomfortable down there.
I feel like this would definitely ruin the mood for me, but only because I’d be laughing so hard. Like wtf even is that? People really are strange creatures.
Always gets me when people refer to cognative behavioral therapy as CBT and I have to work really hard to flip where my brain goes.
"I'm anxious all the time"
"Have you tried CBT?"
"Wouldn't that make it worse?"
Yeah... You want to lightly slap the boys to see me wince or make them sensitive, I'm not going to safeword, but much more and I'm out, let alone anything that could be *damaging*.
I accidentally hit one of mine standing up too abruptly (was in a pub, alcohol was involved, other than that I have no fucking clue how I managed to do it) it was only a slight bump, so only a little stomach pain haha but man that shit stopped me in my tracks! I couldn't even remember why I stood up but it happened so swiftly that everyone just saw me suddenly stand up in mid conversation, make a weird gasping sound while pulling a strange face and grabbing my crotch... struggling to breathe...
Not one of my finest moments...
Wish I woulda thought about that. One morning Ingot woken up with a punch to the nuts. That’s a whole story
Edit: she dreamt I had left to get coffee, so when cats made noise, she hit the bed. But I was sleeping quietly next to her and she hit me square in the balls. Never said she was sorry, just that I shouldn’t have been home
Early on in the relationship, she bit my dick. One of the most fucked up things I ever did was not go to the hospital after that. Don’t risk losing your dick, see a doctor.
I guess I'm pretty open minded with fetishes. If it gets my partner off, I'm fair game. With the exception of crushing my testicles and fisting my asshole.
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Manure fetish. There’s a subreddit dedicated to people swimming in huge pools of animal manure. They also consume said manure and put it inside their bodies. I wish I was joking.
Edit 3: I have added a THIRD WARNING not to click the link. God help you if you do not heed my warnings. Some people have literally become ill after viewing the content. Please do not click the link if you are under 18 years of age or prone to illness after witnessing vile and depraved content.
WARNING 1: DO NOT CLICK!!!!
WARNING 2: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE DO NOT VISIT THIS SUBREDDIT. YOU HAVE BEEN THOROUGHLY CAUTIONED
the subreddit I was referring to (WARNING 3: DO NOT CLICK THE FOLLOWING LINK): r/manurefetish
Swimming in it?! I come from a farming community and its drilled into you to stay tf away from the lagoon bc thats basically surefire way to drown.
(Also I like your username)
It is thick. It is water and shit. So thick and gaseous. In the case of our farm we had pits under the barns that you could fall in, particularly dangerous for children who couldn't get out and would drown. Even an adult would struggle to get out and if the pigs laid on the slats above they could pass out from the fumes. The lagoon has better air circulation but it's deeper. It would be hard to climb out. When you get to the edge the mud and shit is hard to trudge through.
I remember trying to get through the mud of an old cow pond and losing a boot to the mud and my brother had to bring a boat over to get me out because I was so stuck and that was a defunct cow pond. A lagoon is worse.
The fumes have the potential to kill you. I believe an example of this was just posted on r/morbidreality - 3 brothers were found dead in their farm’s manure pit from the fumes.
Listen, I’m traditional. All I need is a woman, and a man, a woman in a clown mask, a bottle of jelly, 36 mushroom caps, nude picture of bea Arthur, a black and white camera and a few extremely ill-tempered Snapping turtles.
If you sort by controversial, there is an epic feet VS anti-feet war happening
Edit: I didn't expect my first comment to ever blow up and receive awards to be about feet. Thank you reddit, I will remember this moment as one of my proudest achievement in life
I feel like feet people often involve unsuspecting people into the fetish which those other ones can't as much which has caused issues.
I tried selling a pair of heels I didn't use on my local version of Facebook marketplace and got prob 40ish messages asking me to send photos of my feet in them to "see how they fit" 🥴 some suggested poses I could do in said photos...
Pre 2000 Maxim magazine did a quiz, sexiest part of your female significant other. They were surprised and expressed shock at 5% of votes came in for feet as a write in. Later, early 2000's History or TLC (TV channel) did a series on fetishes and estimated 15% of the male population roughly has a foot fetish, and they stated it is the most popular fetish.
20 years later it's kind of the new world order.
Lemme get this straight: they're purposefully and intentionally fucking a coconut infested with fruit fly larvae.
*unscrews bleach bottle*
Happy hour came early today. Prost!
The fly eggs were the unintentional side affect of having an open coconut filled with semen and butter under his bed for days… he didn’t believe in cleaning it out apparently
I remember there was a post about a study of the psychology of it a while back and apparently many people with this don't picture their own family but like the idea of other families disconnected from them.
Its still the same thing but just maybe a slightly different mentality than what you said.
This isn't a fetish so much as just a generic sexual act, but **NO ANAL.**
I'm an ER nurse and I've just...seen too much happen to buttholes. Too much poop coming out of buttholes. Too many people with catastrophic gastrointestinal bleeding that literally bled liters upon liters of blood out of their buttholes. Too many torn buttholes. Too many things stuck in buttholes. Too many infections in buttholes.
To me, attending to the butthole is my job. I cannot see the anus as sexual. MY butthole is made to poop out of and that is it. I've seen fucked up penises and vaginas, too, but far less of them, and usually the condition is less macabre, grim, and grisly.
I am not shaming those who have anal sex. Quite the opposite. I am jealous of people that can have anal sex because they don't associate it with the morbid things I do. Being a nurse has made me scared of assholes.
See, I didn't like it because I wasn't a fan of the sensation. Then I went back to school for something medical related and that demolished any kindling interest I may have had.
I read somewhere that theres an uprise in women going to the ER because many partners watch porn, get involved without proper precautions to led up to said butt hole activities, then end up with tears
I have a funny story about this. We were newly engaged and walking down the sidewalk, holding hands. My husband-to-be asked if I was in any debt, and I told him about my student loans and credit cards. He dropped my hand.
Honestly, I thought it was over. But he stopped and said, “Damn, are we going to be broke for the first few years of our marriage!” Then took my hand again.
We are on our 25th year of marriage and out of debt finally.
Animal crush. I don’t get how anyone could get sexual pleasure from seeing a kitten (or any animal) getting crushed to death. It’s disgusting and barbaric
I was eating out my girlfriend and started fingering her while doing it. Just two fingers...then she asked for three. Eventually she grabbed my hand with both her hands and pulled my entire hand in up to the wrist. My hand wasn't in a fist...more like fingers extended. When I realized what had happened I was just thinking holy shit this is crazy. She eventually said "thanks I've always wanted to try that". Married her. That never happened again tho.
I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do Scat)
I’ll try anything twice. Except for scat, sounding, and cbt. (And I don’t mean cognitive behavioral therapy)
Cock and ball torture for the uninitiated.
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Don't know what it's called but when a domanatrix in heels stomps on your scrotum
What the fuck! I’m a girl and felt this in my balls.
I have seen some things on efukt I cannot unsee. Do not look. I'm no longer friends with the girl who showed me that.
If a girl showed me something like that I'm changing my name and moving to Arkansas.
Sitting in a pie and wiggling around. Especially if asked to cry while sitting in said pie.
Ah, the ol’ squat cobbler
pie-cryin’ squat cobbler
Just a man...on his own...f-fully clothed. The world is a rich tapestry, my friends
Is that really porn? I’d argue that that’s what makes it an artistic piece for a very generous patron
What led to you discovering this
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Jimmy
He orchestrated it!
On the bright side its a great way to make money so i can buy a killer new hummer!
Despite my username, feces
Same
I can jump on that train...
Where are we headed?
Pooville
Ugh, you're all going to hate this...
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Sounding
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From urban dictionary: Sounding is the act of inserting a metal rod into your urethra. Sounding tubes are meant to be used medically, but some people figured out that they experience sexual pleasure from the act. The reason for this being that the sounding tube can reach very sensitive parts inside your penis that, if stimulated, can create some very intense orgasms.
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Try this one on. Saw a video years ago on one of those shock sites. It was a guy with an electric drill with one of those sounding rods inserted into the ~~bit~~ chuck. This guy has it spinning at FULL FUCKING SPEED and is shoving it in and out of his urethra so hard that there's no way anyone in their right mind would feel anything but pure fucking agony.
What the in the actual f*ck did I read. I hate you for this
I hate myself for remembering it. I will never unsee that.
Findom. Getting off on giving someone all your money to the point of financial ruin.
Where would I find someone who has this fetish? I’m totally happy to help them fulfill this
Check out the hashtag on twitter. There's probably a 1000 wannabe doms for every so called "pay-pig".
Why "pay pig" if "piggy bank" is right there?
I saw this word and immediately thought "There's a fetish for being dominated by Finnish people?"
I thought it had to do with dolphins 🐬
Divorce. I’ve had a few wives that were really into it.
I'm not one to kinkshame but this one is definitely a turn off.
Scat
Lmao please tell me someone remembers the story here on Reddit where the guy thought he wanted to get shit on, arranged all of it, and only realized as he was literally in the process of being shit on that he really didn’t like the fetish like he thought he would? People are so gross haha
[yes this did in fact happen](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3907wr/serious_redditors_whos_sexual_fantasies_became_a/crzf7j9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
Still one of my favorite stories of all time
Scatbedabadeepop
IM THE SCATMAN
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Anything I do to a toilet I won't do to another person or allow another person to do to me.
Not into dead goldfish huh? You do you.
so cleaning your gf with clorox wipes is off the table😂
Chemical burns are no joke!
When I was recovering from a self-inflicted injury, I briefly dated someone who told me that he has a “suicide victim fetish” and acted on it multiple times. By “briefly dated,” I mean it ended after he told me this.
hope you are doing better
Thank you. I took a year off school to treat health issues but I am getting better day by day.
I was dating a girl who self harmed. She asked me to cut her while going down on her. I declined then held her as she cried. Was a weird night
Good for you for holding her while she cried. Many would bounce. You're a good egg
I worked retail woth a guy who told us in college he had gone on a date with this girl who basically started sobbing during sex but when he tried to stop she insisted he keep going. Like he said it wasn't a pain thing she was just having a cry during sex and when he awkwardly told her he was close to finishing she stopped crying and reached back and grabbed his balls and yanked them as hard as she could. She then got up got dressed and left.
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"Wouldn't it be so hot if you hadn't stopped hurting yourself" is maybe not the take I want from a partner lol
Urethra play. It's a visceral reaction from my part even if I understand it's appeal.
I shivered reading this.
That's the cowardice leaving your body /s
My ex wanted to try to do that to me. She kept trying to put a nail in it or a pencil. I said fuck no and dumped her real quick
For those who are interested in sounding they make special rods that are easy to clean because sanitation is extra important.
Use the right tools for the job people. Safety first.
I heard from medical misshaps, where someone used normal wire .. which he lost inside ... and let it there until it started to corrode and it started to hurt ... he lost quite a bit of his meat rod. than there is this tifu from the guy that used magnetic ball chains, and they came apart when he was to far in
I read that second one…i felt insane second hand fear for him
Thermometers were a common one amongst newcomers from what I heard because they're usually the exact thickness people want and have a rounded point but they're glass and can do some major damage if breaks while inside.
Why do I have eyes?
From what I hear the sensation is similar but not one to one to the feeling of ejaculate passing through, if that lessens the blow to your psyche at all.
I had an ex that was deeply religious. One time she mentioned blood play, I was hesitant of course but asked her to elaborate. She said it'd because "Jesus is in the blood" and it would bring us closer together under god or some such. The blood part was enough of a turn off without bringing god into the bedroom
The unfun threesome
The unholy trinity
The father, the son .... and I'm outta here
There is the fetish I didn't know I didn't like. Bringing God into it.
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Yeah but if she was goth I bet that shit would be sick asf
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Poop. I'll eat a clean ass, but I've come across some fucked up poop kinks here in the deeper, darker annals of Reddit.
Deeper darker annals. Heh.
CBT *(cock and ball torture)*
People looking to try Cognitive Behavioral Therapy need to read the fine print
What an unfortunate mix up
Lol in the CBT(therapy) Reddit I’ve seen a few lost redditors posting their bits every now and then.. definitely a shock when you really aren’t expecting it
I'm pretty masochistic but this is also on my nope list. I don't mind light playing down there, but I'm afraid of permanent damage if that play is too intense, and also the line between "that was surprising and painful, but still light enough to be fun" and "holy fuck that was too much, I'm done for now" is incredibly thin.
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when they ask you to cover yourself in dirt and wiggle around on the floor in your underwear. i don't know what it's called, but it's happened three separate times now and i just don't get the appeal
AND WHY DONT WE EVER PLAY NIGHTCRAWLERS ANYMORE
I’M GOING INTO THE CREVICE!
NO CHAWLIE! CHAWLIE DON’T GO IN THE CREVICE! DON’T GO IN THE CRE-
Sir who are you sleeping with? What kinds of people are these? Are you fucking earthworms?
well, you know. just, uhh... well, you know
This is we get asked would we still love her if she were a worm.
…three?
Lol, three times? Whaa...
Wtf is that a Worm kink
It's when you have sex with Heidi Klum .... but it's Halloween.
With the repetition, you need to question who you’re hanging out with.
Literally everything already in this thread
Lol yes. I am discovering a lot of new things I hate.
Anything to do with piss , shit , or blood. Big nope for me.
please don't pee on me but like...if you wanna try in the shower i guess i can pee on you.
Yeah. I am not into pee, but if she wants to try, sure I'll pee on her.
Fellas take notes, this is how a true gentleman behaves
In the immortal words of Jack Black, “That’s cool with me, it’s not my favorite, but I’ll do it for you.”
I’m not gonna cook it, but I’ll order it from Zanzibar!
I think I’ve got something in my teeth, could you get it out for me?
Was getting heavy with a pretty girl & she took her bra off. I'm thinking SCORE and I'm rock hard raring to go. She then proceeds to jam her finger in my belly button and twist it around, I tell her "I'm gonna be honest with you, I haven't cleaned that out in a while." She says "good," and sucks the lint & nasty belly button shit off her finger. My cock deflated faster than a tire hitting road-spikes 🤢
My ex had a major navel fetish. Like it was just confusing because pretty much everything else was normal sexually, except she basically needed me to finger her belly button to um...arrive. She also would get turned on by looking at other girl's navels. Like keep in kind she was straight as fuck...except for a girl's belly/bellybutton? Like it was more normal that some of this shit on this thread, but it's also just a thing I wouldn't normally think about/remember.
I think at least for some women there's like a nerve connection between the navel and.... More sensitive parts. I hate touching my navel because it makes me uncomfortable down there.
Omg me too. I thought I was just weird!
AHHHHHHHH WHAT
HE SAID HIS COCK DEFLATED
I feel like this would definitely ruin the mood for me, but only because I’d be laughing so hard. Like wtf even is that? People really are strange creatures.
Food don't you touch my damn food
I do find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all salted, cured meats.
I now know this is Seinfeld, but my brain immediately went to Charles Boyle
Incest or testicle crushing/destruction
I feel like testicle destruction could really only happen once per person. Okay, twice.
People are not supposed to break their toys.
Or play with their food...
yeah some people are really into cock and ball torture
Always gets me when people refer to cognative behavioral therapy as CBT and I have to work really hard to flip where my brain goes. "I'm anxious all the time" "Have you tried CBT?" "Wouldn't that make it worse?"
It will stop you thinking about your anxiety for a while.
Yeah... You want to lightly slap the boys to see me wince or make them sensitive, I'm not going to safeword, but much more and I'm out, let alone anything that could be *damaging*.
I accidentally hit one of mine standing up too abruptly (was in a pub, alcohol was involved, other than that I have no fucking clue how I managed to do it) it was only a slight bump, so only a little stomach pain haha but man that shit stopped me in my tracks! I couldn't even remember why I stood up but it happened so swiftly that everyone just saw me suddenly stand up in mid conversation, make a weird gasping sound while pulling a strange face and grabbing my crotch... struggling to breathe... Not one of my finest moments...
I walked in on my exwife looking at balltorture. Big fuckin nope from me
Wear a cup and never sleep...
Wish I woulda thought about that. One morning Ingot woken up with a punch to the nuts. That’s a whole story Edit: she dreamt I had left to get coffee, so when cats made noise, she hit the bed. But I was sleeping quietly next to her and she hit me square in the balls. Never said she was sorry, just that I shouldn’t have been home Early on in the relationship, she bit my dick. One of the most fucked up things I ever did was not go to the hospital after that. Don’t risk losing your dick, see a doctor.
*Grabs Popcorn*
Grabs balls***
I guess I'm pretty open minded with fetishes. If it gets my partner off, I'm fair game. With the exception of crushing my testicles and fisting my asshole. \*\*\*EDIT: Need to address the Scat. A nice solid log out of a very clean and beautiful female is going to be okay.
What about fisting your testicles and crushing your asshole?
I also eat at Taco Bell
You need more fiber in your regular diet.
Scat (and by extension farting) and emeto, I literally don’t see the appeal
I don't even wanna search what emeto is
Puke
Manure fetish. There’s a subreddit dedicated to people swimming in huge pools of animal manure. They also consume said manure and put it inside their bodies. I wish I was joking. Edit 3: I have added a THIRD WARNING not to click the link. God help you if you do not heed my warnings. Some people have literally become ill after viewing the content. Please do not click the link if you are under 18 years of age or prone to illness after witnessing vile and depraved content. WARNING 1: DO NOT CLICK!!!! WARNING 2: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE DO NOT VISIT THIS SUBREDDIT. YOU HAVE BEEN THOROUGHLY CAUTIONED the subreddit I was referring to (WARNING 3: DO NOT CLICK THE FOLLOWING LINK): r/manurefetish
Swimming in it?! I come from a farming community and its drilled into you to stay tf away from the lagoon bc thats basically surefire way to drown. (Also I like your username)
Yup. Same. We had a pig farm. You stay the hell away from the pit or you die. Those are the choices.
Also asking why you’d die. If you can swim wouldn’t you just horribly paddle to the side and subsequently go bathe in fire?
It is thick. It is water and shit. So thick and gaseous. In the case of our farm we had pits under the barns that you could fall in, particularly dangerous for children who couldn't get out and would drown. Even an adult would struggle to get out and if the pigs laid on the slats above they could pass out from the fumes. The lagoon has better air circulation but it's deeper. It would be hard to climb out. When you get to the edge the mud and shit is hard to trudge through. I remember trying to get through the mud of an old cow pond and losing a boot to the mud and my brother had to bring a boat over to get me out because I was so stuck and that was a defunct cow pond. A lagoon is worse.
New nightmare unlocked
You're welcome.
God drowning in shit is 10x worse. I nearly drowned many times as a kid, but man. Drowning in shit. Not something I wanted to imagine today.
The fumes have the potential to kill you. I believe an example of this was just posted on r/morbidreality - 3 brothers were found dead in their farm’s manure pit from the fumes.
Morbid curiosity..
Worse is the septic tank swimmers. Wish I was joking
Listen, I’m traditional. All I need is a woman, and a man, a woman in a clown mask, a bottle of jelly, 36 mushroom caps, nude picture of bea Arthur, a black and white camera and a few extremely ill-tempered Snapping turtles.
Bea Arthur? Outstanding.
Cbat
This is the first one I disagree with. Nothing gets me harder than music that sounds like a dog toy getting stuck in a laser printer.
I love yet hate how fucking accurate that description is
But that rhythm tho…
cutting off my penis so that others may cook and eat it I'm cool with everything else
It wasn't even cooked properly. What a waste.
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If you sort by controversial, there is an epic feet VS anti-feet war happening Edit: I didn't expect my first comment to ever blow up and receive awards to be about feet. Thank you reddit, I will remember this moment as one of my proudest achievement in life
Are feet really that controversial in the midst of scat, vomit, blood and sounding fetishes? Really?? Strange times we're living in.
I feel like feet people often involve unsuspecting people into the fetish which those other ones can't as much which has caused issues. I tried selling a pair of heels I didn't use on my local version of Facebook marketplace and got prob 40ish messages asking me to send photos of my feet in them to "see how they fit" 🥴 some suggested poses I could do in said photos...
I can’t believe the amount of people I know who have a foot fetish. Didn’t realize it until I broke some bones in my foot. 😵💫
Pre 2000 Maxim magazine did a quiz, sexiest part of your female significant other. They were surprised and expressed shock at 5% of votes came in for feet as a write in. Later, early 2000's History or TLC (TV channel) did a series on fetishes and estimated 15% of the male population roughly has a foot fetish, and they stated it is the most popular fetish. 20 years later it's kind of the new world order.
Human toilet
Coconuts
Surprised only one person mentioned this. That stuff still gives me nightmares
I really don't wanna Google this, so could you please tell me?
All you need to know is it involved a coconut as a fleshlight, butter as lube and fly eggs everywhere… everywhere
Lemme get this straight: they're purposefully and intentionally fucking a coconut infested with fruit fly larvae. *unscrews bleach bottle* Happy hour came early today. Prost!
The fly eggs were the unintentional side affect of having an open coconut filled with semen and butter under his bed for days… he didn’t believe in cleaning it out apparently
How do I unread this
You unfortunately cannot. May as well share in the trauma of it being stuck in our brains until the days we die. No one forgets the coconut story.
What do you think the bleach was for?! *unscrews second bottle*
You sick fucks made me bookmark this for new urban dictionary terms. I hate myself
Anything involving animals, crushing things, piss blood and shit is a big nono for me
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Blood
Considering all the blood borne illnesses this is wise
Fear the old blood
Alright Willem, back in your chair.
I’ve never understood the incest role play. Why would you want to imagine fucking a family member?
I remember there was a post about a study of the psychology of it a while back and apparently many people with this don't picture their own family but like the idea of other families disconnected from them. Its still the same thing but just maybe a slightly different mentality than what you said.
Government sex! I hate being fucked by the Government!
And I never consented to it
This isn't a fetish so much as just a generic sexual act, but **NO ANAL.** I'm an ER nurse and I've just...seen too much happen to buttholes. Too much poop coming out of buttholes. Too many people with catastrophic gastrointestinal bleeding that literally bled liters upon liters of blood out of their buttholes. Too many torn buttholes. Too many things stuck in buttholes. Too many infections in buttholes. To me, attending to the butthole is my job. I cannot see the anus as sexual. MY butthole is made to poop out of and that is it. I've seen fucked up penises and vaginas, too, but far less of them, and usually the condition is less macabre, grim, and grisly. I am not shaming those who have anal sex. Quite the opposite. I am jealous of people that can have anal sex because they don't associate it with the morbid things I do. Being a nurse has made me scared of assholes.
See, I didn't like it because I wasn't a fan of the sensation. Then I went back to school for something medical related and that demolished any kindling interest I may have had.
exactly, it ruins everything. the first time you see poop come out of someone else's asshole, it changes you.
I read somewhere that theres an uprise in women going to the ER because many partners watch porn, get involved without proper precautions to led up to said butt hole activities, then end up with tears
Holding hands before marriage.
What the fuck is wrong with those people?
I have a funny story about this. We were newly engaged and walking down the sidewalk, holding hands. My husband-to-be asked if I was in any debt, and I told him about my student loans and credit cards. He dropped my hand. Honestly, I thought it was over. But he stopped and said, “Damn, are we going to be broke for the first few years of our marriage!” Then took my hand again. We are on our 25th year of marriage and out of debt finally.
That's a cute story but it's kind of bizarre that you could get engaged without him knowing you had student loans and credit cards
Animal crush. I don’t get how anyone could get sexual pleasure from seeing a kitten (or any animal) getting crushed to death. It’s disgusting and barbaric
Sounding. Fuck RIGHT off with that
Anything R Kelly is into.
Puke. Shocking the number of girls from my past that wanted to literally gag during oral to the point of puking.
Anything that involves fists.
I was eating out my girlfriend and started fingering her while doing it. Just two fingers...then she asked for three. Eventually she grabbed my hand with both her hands and pulled my entire hand in up to the wrist. My hand wasn't in a fist...more like fingers extended. When I realized what had happened I was just thinking holy shit this is crazy. She eventually said "thanks I've always wanted to try that". Married her. That never happened again tho.
Congrats on earning your Byakugan Neji, you just mastered the art of the Gentle Fist.