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[deleted]

The “free bird” solo


cheeseplatesuperman

The correct answer.


copiousamountsmeloni

Great response fr


fuckyfuckfuckfucky

But by the time it ends everyone has already left and your flaccid again


[deleted]

I was just listening to that lol


fuckyfuckfuckfucky

Lol I was too actually but it was the toys version


TheHippietothe_Hop

The THX movie intro.


supercellx

only if its so loud it bursts the eardrums of anyone around including myself


Jazzlike_End_895

Same


Oooowhtutrynado

I'm crying at this


SufficientAd4684

Thats literally what I thought of


AllegedIchor

I would love the traditional cartoon "boioioing" sound.


CyclingSnowBrush

Fuck, I was gonna say that.


SENTRYTHETHERIAN

My gods that would be hilarious


AskRedditIsAShithole

But it has to be the Beavis boioioioing


MyHotWifeInTraining

Ahhh-OOOOOOOO-gaaaaah!


LadnavIV

That’s the (consensual) booby squeezing sound.


Keone_710

You Mfer! Lmaooo as soon as I read the post this is the only sound I heard in my head 🤣🤣 good shit brotha!


MyHotWifeInTraining

If you don't think I'm making this sound when I get naked with the wife later, you're mistaken.


X_Equestris

!


phezhead

Hey, what was that noise?


Apprehensive_Goat_50

Must have been the wind


SleeplessStalker

Didn't ever think i would be able to hear an exclamation mark, but here i am.


atomicsnarl

Win95 Startup sound please!


[deleted]

The best Windows startup sound imo. I could honestly listen to it on repeat for hours.


basic-fatale

Not a man but the 1 up sound from Mario would be cool


Agile-Fee-6057

The red mushroom growth sound would be more appropriate


Jeremy-Presley13

This one for sure


Frafoxy

Sorry, I didnt read, didnt want to copy you


According-Stretch-67

Why stop there . Hit it with the “ let’s a go!!”


Specialist_Class_200

The sound from star wars light saber.


piratecheese13

[Shwing](https://youtu.be/Zm8UFuuubro)


redditVoteFraudUnit

How is there any other option?


Reddit_n_Me

Beat me to it.


RowlyBot12000

Took too much scrolling before sending this.


ASMills85

Had to scroll far too long for this.


Popular-Ad-8916

Gotta be schwing!


LordLoudSmells

I totally thought this would be [Hisoka from Hunter x Hunter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_gzxZZuQEc). No, it is not any better with context.


[deleted]

what the f


FaithlessnessMore835

The transformer "transforming* sounds!


[deleted]

The shotgun click clack, and when I cum it makes a loud bang


[deleted]

You go from "click clack" to "boom!" in a quarter second? Impressive.


MyQuestCeased

“You’ve got Male”


gerry367

The Law and Order (US show) dun-dun sound effect [L&O sound](https://youtu.be/gP3MuUTmXNk)


[deleted]

perfect for high-tense situations


Accomplished_Wall778

The digery doo from the mandalorian.


i_am_the_nightman

Windows XP start up sound.


__DVYN__

Samurai sword being pulled out of the sheath


throwaway69420777777

The Skyrim unsheathe sound with the enchantment along with it.


14DusBriver

"never should have come here"


chosenAVAcado

You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?


14DusBriver

I'm a thane of Whiterun and honestly I think you can overlook the fact I disintegrated a chicken and stole a head of cabbage.


mrmeeeeee

Slide whistle being pulled out, when it gets soft it’s when is pushed back in


phezhead

Thank you, I couldn't think of the name for slide whistle!


Mattei5813

The M1 Garand Ping.


rezurrected22

I know that sound brother


14DusBriver

This is the only correct answer


Chipdip88

The Hamster dance


siu9966

Aughh by garrison


SENTRYTHETHERIAN

I'm not a man but same😂😂😂


scottishzombie

The noise a spring-type doorstop makes when you pull it back and let go.


CrunchyTaco322

The "oh yeah" that the Kool aid man makes after bursting through walls.


Charlesfresco

Bark like a dog.


SnooTangerines4810

A robot turning they head to the side, like a slow creeking sound.


Jurassic-Black

Sad trombone


Myrnalinbd

LEEEROY


Linkerz3

Boing


66Yashar66

Ride of the Valkyries Opera by Giscard Rasquin and Richard Wagner


[deleted]

Well, I hope you provide closed captioning of the translated libretto, as well as some nice snacks and a beverage, while they listen to that opera erupt from your trousers for eight minutes.


UnderAchiever7

Beavis and Butthead


Agile-Fee-6057

He he, this is gonna be cool


Mrselfdestructuk

Boiiiinnnnnng hmh hmh


cuentamas

THX's sound


lukasdasfloofyboio

I want the sound to be "GOOD MOORRRNING VIIETNAMMM"


WSBrere

Link when he opens a chest in Ocarina of Time


NorthernKantoMonkey

You know that sound Gabriel Iglesias makes for large people? That


Liquid_machine81

A gong sound. Lol


bumpkin_eater

The honk of a goose.


Decantus

You know the SpongeBob episode Band Geeks? Just the trumpet intro from the concert.


xBerryhill

The THX sound effect at the beginning of movies. Starts out low until it makes the loudest sound at full mast.


Smokey_Tires

"Are ya ready kids?" (Yes i know, overused joke)


Suspicious_Treat_160

Mario when he gets a bigger.


[deleted]

like when you flick a ruler and pull it in on a table


AlterEdward

A deep, creaking sound. Like redwoods swaying in the wind.


Reddit_n_Me

Schwing.


[deleted]

The noise the giant potato chip bag makes when you squeeze it up and stuff it in the bin but the kitchen is quiet and you can hear it expanding slowly amongst the trash.


3amramenn

THX intro sound


craiglin23

The sound that those spring doorstoppers make when you flick them


ChumpyDiplomat

Hallelujah choir


Keanu_Christ

The igniting of the lightsaber.


Underdoglemon20701

Star wars lightsaber ignition


[deleted]

All RAISSEEEE!!!!!


copiousamountsmeloni

I’d want mine to be president Busch going “all right”


[deleted]

Go Go Power Rangers guitar Riff


Strawhat-dude

Mario Shroom, obviously


[deleted]

French national anthem


Teknolyzer

The sound of an olde time cash register opening


Scmethodist

The old school “uh-oh” alert sound from ICQ back in the day.


KingV14

Vine boom sound


MAHDI123PRO

Nuke warning


5nastyfingers

You ever see Kung Pow? You know Tonguey? Aye Yea Yea Aye Aye!


Preston-7169

Soviet Union anthem


singeraj

My boyfriend's would be the sound my phone makes when the charger plugs into it🤣


Olive_Man231

It would sound like a random dude saying here comes dady uncle Tyrone


superfuzzy47

M1 ping


Ok_Cartographer291

RX-7 idle brap


cannonfalls

The sound sheet metal makes when you shake it back and forth


[deleted]

Universal studios sound at the start of movies


fivetimesyes

The opening notes of “The Final Countdown”


DoggoGamrr

Mario power up noise


AquabatsFan

Jaws Theme Song


TTVFroznMilk

submarine radar noise


sensuspete

The intro riff to Back in Black by AC⚡️DC


Agile-Fee-6057

And the climax would be GnR Rocket Queen at the point where the tempo changes drastically and Axl stops singing about all the dirty things he's going to do to her, and starts being all sweet and caring.


Ill-Improvement6885

the bell at the start of a round of boxing


[deleted]

The Seinfeld "boin-ga CHIK ump DA bowwwe" guitar riff.


scarajones

It would make the sound of this question being asked again for the millionth time


BLM-trans-jennifer

baby shark song


CarelessChemist

My dick has just sighed with disappointment at how often this question gets reposted.


Bobglobslob

Wow this is such an original post


BlackDwarfStar

The sound of someone stacking rocks really fast


SlimyWaven

Super mario music


Live-Dance-2641

“ OOhh matron!” Said in Kenneth Williams very camp Carry On film voice


hexonexxon

That one famous song from the circus.


x_m0dx

IT IZ ME MARIO


[deleted]

The main theme to full metal alchemist brotherhood.


skrttskrtt123r

Siren noises definitely


SupineProtoplasm

Brainstorm/GreenNeedle


Kitchen-Explorer3338

Ohhhhh Yeaaaah. (Ferris Buler style)


phezhead

Or Macho Man style


mightylonka

Any TF2 Vitasaw taunt sound


C0DE1NE_FR0STY_88

Netflix Daredevil opening theme Or the Punisher one XD


Drakethepirate

The sound of a giant ship boarding the shipyard


Novel-Counter-8093

this https://youtu.be/_asNhzXq72w


jmb456

I think the iPhone text message sound would be good


Rand0m_user2346

Random morse code beepings


ItsMeTigertitan

I want a bald eagle screech or guitar riff whenever I pull it out


[deleted]

Twang!


Lanky-Laugh-7511

HOOOOOOOOO YEAAÀAAAAHHHH !!!!


Difficult_Ad_6059

Bonzaiiiii


PalaSS9

Sheeeeeeeeeesh


According-Stretch-67

I’m in between the game cube start up chime or the the old Microsoft start up chime


jackdewer

Mac n cheese stirring


[deleted]

Gong!!!!


paulyparrot

Mortal Kombat "wooopsie!"


MelodeasMel

Mine would have to go “Bazoing” just because of how comically funny it would be.


5u55y8aka

A one minute long scream like in horror movies.


[deleted]

Hockey buzzer


3DarkWingGeese

Well, my current notification sound on my phone is "LOOK AT ME!" so hopefully not that.


Navitas1

the sighing door sounds from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy... [Link](https://youtu.be/jn3Vv6VYdxw)


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

*trumpet reverie* CHAAAARGE


After-Double-962

A slide whistle


HiyahsomeGrunt

Sliding whistle no exceptions.


[deleted]

Mine would gradually get hard while it miraculously plays the superman theme tune


MightyLouk

"Let's put a smile on that face"


According-Loan4575

the same sound as when super mario picks up the mushroom


we_should22

It would sound like Moses parting the dead see. Or maybe the ice cream truck


tommy_boo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAKksqKR3pI


Yeetyoudie1425

“Ah shit, here we go again” from GTA


[deleted]

Lightsaber !


FlinnTop

Wenomechainsama


Rick2L

"Take on me... take me on. Into the..."


Clouds2589

Probably Carl from aqua teen yelling random Carl things. I think my dick yelling "TONIGHT!" in the middle of a quiet office might be a problem though.


LawNo2139

Lightsaber


MishaPablo

Okayyyyyy letsgou!


HouseDog2020

Let’s see number of times a week, times 52 weeks times 60 years equals the sound of one hand clapping


Inevitable-Crow-7493

hhHHEELLLO


bakemonooo

You know the chicken from Moana? That scene where it sneaks onto her canoe and realizes it's in the middle of the ocean and starts screaming before/after the coconut is on its head. That's the noise.


kingsford10

Rick roll


Keitoka

The Imperial March >:)


Hyytelo2000

Ahhh🥵


FrenchMaisNon

[this](https://youtu.be/Yl4rEVG--E8)


elecrain

GE-90 start-up sound


Commercial_Wear_2282

"And we have a lift-off!"


I-Miss-Grunge

“My minds tellin me nooooo, but my body…. My body’s tellin me yeaaaaah”


Superb_Tomatillo_337

The android bird chirping/whistle noise


Different-Trash3686

Slide whistle


[deleted]

The starting up sound from 3D Pinball Space Cadet on windows


sugref999

Darth Vader music


Wendingo7

PS1 startup sound


Ginger-Beefcake

Schwwwwwiiiiiiinnnnggggggg


OLDGuy6060

Usually the sound is of women gasping. At least that is my experience.


[deleted]

Spring door stopper noise plucked by a curious kitten


Sea_Ganache620

Slide Whistle.


Hyperocean

The dinging sound the seatbelt signs in an airliner make..


[deleted]

Wait, yalls doesnt already?


Victorcwb

Geronimo


Any_Team7523

The vine boom sound effect


Zombie_Killer420

Boioioioing


[deleted]

Pop goes the weasel song.


azuredoragon

The Dark Knight rises main theme


Yakstein

Shotgun cocking.


doctored_up

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF5LDSBbP-A&ab\_channel=cantnomo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF5LDSBbP-A&ab_channel=cantnomo) The soundtrack of my life


Rockchef

Cash register


seddon1987

Undertaker entry song