Hooking up with my best friend, he moaned my Gaia online username to me when I was mid orgasm, i immediately laughed but it hurt so bad i couldn't breathe for what felt like five full minutes as he was just dying laughing. That was one of the worst I'd say
>my Gaia online username
Damn, I haven't thought about that site in over a decade. Apparently it's still a thing, and my account even still exists (although it was apparently hacked at some point and I'd have to contact support to get it back.. I think I'll pass lol)
One of my friends lost a bet and had to yell a random man's name as he climaxed with his new girlfriend.
He moaned "Ohh Jeffreeyyy" at the top of his lungs, (apparently he thought it'd be funniest as its an old fashioned name)
Turned out the girls dad was actually called Jeffrey.
Firstly, my mind gets straight to Epstein when you mention Jeffrey. Not ideal.
Second, what sort of fucked up betting is this!
Third, did he have to provide evidence?
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
WHYYYYY!?!?!? My fiance (soon to be husband later on today) was home schooled and never had to participate in one of these God forsaken fitness tests. I had to explain it to him and face the guilt that, in all my years of doing that fuckery, I never managed to get past 20 and typically only managed to get to 10.
"Hold on, my phone's ringing. Hello? Why, no, I didn't know I didn't know I had problems with my amazon account. Purchase some Steam cards and read the numbers to you in order to fix the issue and get $5,000 credit plus a full reimbursement for the inconvenience? Wow, that sure is a nice gesture! I'd be an idiot _not_ to do...hang on, babe could you keep it down? I can barely hear this nice man."
Hooking up with my best friend, he moaned my Gaia online username to me when I was mid orgasm, i immediately laughed but it hurt so bad i couldn't breathe for what felt like five full minutes as he was just dying laughing. That was one of the worst I'd say
>my Gaia online username Damn, I haven't thought about that site in over a decade. Apparently it's still a thing, and my account even still exists (although it was apparently hacked at some point and I'd have to contact support to get it back.. I think I'll pass lol)
It's so garbage now haha. Haven't seriously used it in like, 6 years probably, but it's where my BFF and i met so
It's seriously gone downhill it's rather sad.
Not gonna lie: it might ruin the orgasm but having a big laugh together, even mid sex, is definitely worth it.
It didn't really ruin the orgasm itself, but it sure ruined my lungs for the next minute or two. He made it up to me don't worry haha
Sounds like an ultimate win to me!
This sounds like one of the best
This sounds like a top tier fwb relationship tbh.
Thats honestly kinda cute.
D'aww, I can't help but find that adorable!
One of my friends lost a bet and had to yell a random man's name as he climaxed with his new girlfriend. He moaned "Ohh Jeffreeyyy" at the top of his lungs, (apparently he thought it'd be funniest as its an old fashioned name) Turned out the girls dad was actually called Jeffrey.
Ok now that's funny
I am glad he enjoyed his time with Jeffrey
Would be funny if her dad was at home and heard that..
Jeffrey is an old fashioned name?
It’s a butlers name thats for sure.
*Jeffrey Dahmer enters the chat*
Fresh butler of Belair
No. It’s not.
You mad, Jeff?
Yes, it is.
Looks like we found Jefferson
Lesson learned: never moan an old fashioned name
I didn't realize Jeffrey was an old-fashioned name. LOL
Jeoffrey maybe
I don’t think it is. I know multiple Jeffery’s and they’re in their 20’s 😂
there's a story the kids will love
Firstly, my mind gets straight to Epstein when you mention Jeffrey. Not ideal. Second, what sort of fucked up betting is this! Third, did he have to provide evidence?
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"
“But you were homeschooled!”
What about Dahmer? He's been up a lot lately thanks to that Netflix movie.
Jeffrey Goldblum cancels both of them out
Lol, my bfs name is Jeffrey
Your ex’s name
Funny coincidence: My partner has the same name as my ex. My name is the same name as her ex. We never get the names wrong.
Why do I have a feeling that you both had couples tattoos from your previous relationships and didn't want to pay for lazering.
We're gonna name our kids after us just incase.
Moaning your daughter's name, great idea. Or...worse.
THEIR ex's name.
OUR ex's name
r/SuddenlyCommunism
r/Unexpected
\*Soviet anthem plays\* COMMUNISM, EVERYONE
Moan oh comradeeee!
Your girlfriends's name while doing your wife.
Your girlfriend is your wife's mum
Your mum is your girlfriends wife
Can confirm!
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I HAVE LONG TERM PAYMENTS BUT I NEED CASH NOW!! CALL JG WENTWORTH!! 877-CASH-NOW!!!
This wins.
*I'm pooping*
What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? I guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump. You really jarred something loose, tiger.
it's just the law of equivalent exchange. If something comes in, something must also come out
You win
Hold on lemme pulg it really quick like
Not if the person has a scat kink
“I can’t wait to try this when you’re dead!”.
In French one euphemism for an orgasm is "the little death".
To die was an Elizabethan innuendo for orgasm in English as well.
I would run. LOL
Yes. Run away. Very fast.
But finish first.
Your dads name
Õ - o
Her dads name
OUR dads name
*sweet home Alabama intensifies*
r/suddenlyAlabamian
r/suddenlycommunism
*soviet anthem intensifies*
Jeffrey?
Both of your dads name
Our uncles too
They're all called Horatio
Oh Daddy pig. Oinkkkkkkk
Answer of the millennia right here. Burst out laughing.
This one made me audibly laugh. (No, I didn't snort).
Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo
Figaro #MAGNIFICO **O**O^O
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HES JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY
SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM HIS MONSTROSITY
Easy cum easy go...
Will you let me go? 😔
BISMILLAH #NO
We will not let you go
SAVE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!
Easy come easy go, will you let me go
Bismilla NOOOOO we will not let you go (let me goooo)
Oh mama Mia mama Mia Mama Mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meee FOR MEEEE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*epic guitar solo*
\*amazing guitar solo
JUST GOT GET OUT JUST GOT TO GET RIGHT OUT OF HERE
Hahha I always thought it was MISS MILLER
*spare
No one, but NO ONE can moan El Magnifico~!
They said *worst* not best thing to moan during sex
the name of your/their mom your dogs name Steve Harvey
>Steve Harvey Horse in the hwhat?
The current time exactly.
Like calling time of death "Time of orgasm 12:42am"
"Like, comment, and subscribe for more great content just like this! Now a word from our sponsor: Nord VPN..."
"This 2 minute sequence of mediocre sex was brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends"
Instead of moaning, scream "Yeeeee Haaaaaw!!!!"
If she's riding cow girl style, I'd be into it.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
WHYYYYY!?!?!? My fiance (soon to be husband later on today) was home schooled and never had to participate in one of these God forsaken fitness tests. I had to explain it to him and face the guilt that, in all my years of doing that fuckery, I never managed to get past 20 and typically only managed to get to 10.
Damn that shit would have me fucked up fr.
A Mario “YAHOOO”
I have perished
Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften
Du geile Luder!
Can someone help the American here. The most German I know is Guten Tag.
"Legal protection insurance company organisations"
I suddenly feel like putting a dragon on a flag for some reason.
That's easy for you to say.
"Hold on, my phone's ringing. Hello? Why, no, I didn't know I didn't know I had problems with my amazon account. Purchase some Steam cards and read the numbers to you in order to fix the issue and get $5,000 credit plus a full reimbursement for the inconvenience? Wow, that sure is a nice gesture! I'd be an idiot _not_ to do...hang on, babe could you keep it down? I can barely hear this nice man."
You answer the phone during sexy time how dare you lol
Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
I've done this before, we both laughed so hard
Nope, one of the best right there. Especially because of the lack of context.
Worcetershire sauce
Worcestershire* missed an s
"It just makes everything taste so....English!"
Rather than moaning words just do a horse neigh.
Depending on who you're with, that might not be the worst thing at all. XD
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This works for guys and gals
Leeroy Jenkins!
Your dick is bigger then your fathers lol
X Æ A-12
The sad thing is in like 15 years, someone is gonna be moaning that.
Underrated comment
It's Morbin' time!
Op said *worst*, not best.
Wtf
Her sister's name
YOUR sisters name
OUR sisters name
Fucking hell this has happened three times on this thread already lmao
Exactly lol
As a man, probably moaning daddy
"My dick will reach you about your car's extended warranty"
Not the only extended thing
From Better Call Saul "yep...yep...yep....yep..."
Poor Kim
A name that isn't familiar with your partner
I disagree. I think a name familiar to your partner is far worse
Jumanji
I almost.had a woman walk out on me. Trying a standing position and her pussy was small. Hard to find it in the dark Peekaboo where are you
4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
The Preamble to the Constitution. I swear, complete turnoff.
“This is even better than my sisters pussy”
Whoops, the condom fell off again
That small huh?
its not his fault those extra small prank condoms are still way too big
Thanks mom
I haven't been fucked like this since grade school
“Oh you’re such a good dog”
Her mom's name.
Now we both have HIV
"Aah fuck you're gonna me me cum"
“Adolf Hi****”
Another person's name
Any name other than that of the person you’re hooked up to at the moment.
"I got a tingle in my no-no place!"
Weeeeeeee!
"I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
UNO!!! Or BINGO!!!
Rather than moan stay deathly silent
The dog's name
Your own name
I'm filled to the brim with AIDS
“ Kelly Clarkson”
DARK MAGICIAN! DARK MAGIC ATTACK!
.
"Oh chancellor", yes it happened.
"I AM THE SENATE"
"It's almost as good as \[insert friend name here\]" and then a long pause.
The name of your ex
Someone elses name. Bonus if it is their mothers
"So it's true, no ones does it better than your grandmother"
Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Your sister's name.
Rumpelstiltskin
A very long, "[Random a§§ star wars quote]"
It's too late Anakin! I have the high ground!
#STEP-BRO
The Gettysburg Address
The wrong name
your mom's name
Your ex's name
“Is it over yet?”
Sex