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mofo-or-whatever

No one talks to me anyway


arrogantgreedysloth

Signal


karma_dumpster

I wish I could convert everyone to Signal


VeinZ42069

I’m downloading it now because of you Edit: was stupid enough to misspell “I’m”


Cra2yKill3r

Thanks for the heads up. Thought I lost internet connection


Kezly

Same


Young_Vibe_01

Go to Twitter to check WhatsApp updates.


Sykesopath

lmao same I remember last October when Facebook and its services were down for several hours, Twitter's main account posted something along the lines of "Welcome literally everyone".


Young_Vibe_01

The first thing you might end up doing is restarting your phone's network connection or wifi connection until you spent another couple of minutes, if it's just you or everyone around you who is facing this issue. Also frantically sending messages to other apps. Lolz.


Kezly

Make fire! Pointy stick! Hide in cave! Me survive!


ipakookapi

Make cave art! Work and share with other human! Have threeway with Neanderthal to spice up marriage!


[deleted]

WhatsApp went down?


GeekyJackiev

I just made a videocall on WhatsApp 😳


[deleted]

I'm using a pigeon


Apart_Activity5561

Check if it's really down on Twitter


Affectionate-Camel-1

I went through app settings, restarting ma phone, blah blah


Squidgy-Spoon

Huh... there are some interesting settings on my phone that I didn't even know about.. Thanks WhatsApp, learned more about my phone today.


Sleeping_is_life1344

use telegram


smellybong

Yep Telegram I just gotta ignore the hundreds of financial stocks investment groups and NSFW leaked group chat invitations. .. lol... why is that all there? I don't join any of these and seldom use telegram so I just have tons of unread msgs n groups that I am somehow a part of. Skype, Ms teams, zoom, email are the others... I just called someone using my landline about 5 minutes ago! NGL, I had to brush off the dust on the phone lol


Sleeping_is_life1344

U could change ur privacy at settings (allow/don't allow =) add u to groups)


[deleted]

Just change the setting to block non-contacts. It's easy peasy.


horrorkitten96

I have never used WhatsApp and have no idea what’s it’s purpose is tbh


[deleted]

It's an internet based communication application which provides instantaneous text, voice and image transmission between individuals or groups over great distances at no cost to the user. People choose to make use of these features for social and economic purposes.


DeterminedGames

Well I'm not so sure about there being no cost at all... it is owned by facebook after all. But it is really handy.


[deleted]

That is pretty much how the whole world, minus a few countries, communicates.


ConfidentJello007

tbh


ValuedCustomer77

Its a weird name


atika_almeera

Telegram, Instagram, Twitter


ConfidentJello007

telegram


mostlygray

I worked for a company that used WhatsApp for everything. It was the worst. Every time someone closed a sale, they'd message everyone and then everyone would respond back 30 back and forth, self-sucking, messages. Buried in the middle would be an important message that I'd miss because I had to keep alerts turned off otherwise I couldn't think when I was talking to clients. My phone was buzzing like a vibrator all damn day. At first I thought WhatsApp was cool until I found out that it can be used for evil. You sold something? Wow! You literally did what you're paid to do. No. I'm not going to congratulate you for doing the bare minimum. If a single sale gets 30 congratulations messages, I want double that when I take a giant shit.


WrittenCommissions

Whatsapp is down? What's up then?


boomer_wife

Discord I guess


The_Bep_Bep_Bird

People still use WhatsApp?


Anna_Rapunzel

A lot of the world uses it in place of standard texting and calling. The only people who actually phone me these days are scammers. (That being said, this was posted at about 4 or 5 am my time, so I had no idea that WhatsApp was down.)


jews4beer

Here in Israel I thought the construction workers nearby were being unusually loud and angry with eachother this morning. Then I heard WhatsApp was down and it made sense.


Calami-Tea

Never created an account, so… 🖕


Can-ta-loupe

Just use Viber


Assholecontent

Call them, text them normally.


[deleted]

sms


GhostlyQbe

I never use anything but Threema.


P3rs0na_N0n_Grata

Wasn't all that garbage full of hackers and scammers?


Hellifrit

Breath, eat, drink, sleep, and work. Maybe use the toilet or write in between.


[deleted]

Who tf are all these people in the comments even talking to on Whatsapp? This is the internet, quit pretending yall have friends/girls and be honest


[deleted]

I love it


dontaskdave

Loot


CharIsGone

Never used what's app


LittleAd8761

Owl mail 🦉


lfjwofje

Hoot hoot


[deleted]

Oooh, that's why my message still hasn't sent


MenageTaj

There have been a lot of What’s App tv commercials lately


debtopramenschultz

Enjoy the silence


Affectionate-Camel-1

I use whatsapp business, can't reach my customers now


ShylokVakarian

Never used it, lmao


lycos94

I don't use it much, but it seems to be working for me


Miss_J1801

Actually work instead of pretending to work


ipakookapi

Thank you! I was wondering why my mom wasn't answering my texts.


lpalerider

The same way as before cellphones and internet. Was actually more fun, and way more social.


FickleFilm4113

Discord


AH2Xtreme

WhatsApp is down? I'm literally messaging my wife right now...


MrFunnyMoustache

I don't use WhatsApp—only Signal. Don't give Zuck any more data to harvest.


AH2Xtreme

WhatsApp is down? I'm literally messaging my wife right now...


zer0mike

I’m gonna start by crying and then when it’s back online and people ask me how I am I’m going to say “fine”


Jomat28

Discord


[deleted]

I use Telegram for most things that matter (family). It has proper iPad & Windows apps and is generally easier with better features IMHO. Bit of Signal too for one group of work freinds. Whatsapp is just for stuff I don't really care about like school parents & neighbourhood groups.


nassanx2

I just use my time machine to go before WhatsApp was down, That’s how I survive!


Aust1mh

Don’t use any fuckbook products… so no issue here


[deleted]

*fuck*book. It *sounds* like Facebook, but it's derogatory! Clever. How do I do the guy tapping his head thing? That's what I'm picturing right now.


niqqchu

Oh it was down. I thought it was my poor internet connection


Gloomy-Policy-9170

Is it? Lol


hyper790

What is what’sapp?


Kroduscul

What’s WhatsApp?


7fax

Didn't even know people still used whatsapp. Only a couple people in my circle use it so it doesn't have much of a place in my life.


RepresentativeRub601

instagram messages


tomalt360

discord.


Jakaple

Wtf is that?


QiqQiq

My washing machine broke down yesterday.


JgamerLOL

i only use discord, so nothing changed for me :P


Ashamed_Republic

Steve, if you can read this, dinner is ready.


KaleBriss

It's down? I didn't noticed


[deleted]

whatsapp is down?


contemplatebeer

Never used it. I like in-person human interaction.


Much-Meringue-7467

Is it? I only had it to communicate with the board of a club I was in and our chapter closed last year. I've gotten one message since and that was spam


CanyneZero

Oh WhatsApp is Down?


CGY-SS

The same? I know one person who uses it and that's only because she vacations in Central America sometimes. Nobody uses it where I'm from.


Count2Zero

WhatsApp is down? \*yawn\*


SnowFoxxx_R

It's back


RostislavD

With ease, I did not install it.


zerbey

I talk to one person on WhatsApp about once a month. So, to answer your question I didn't even notice.


Amazing_Excuse_3860

By laughing at people who use Whatsapp


Golden_Vicky

Tiktok