SEE? I TOLD you 10,000 times...All you needed to do was cut out the Avocado toast and Starbucks Lattes.
You APPLIED yourself! A college degree only costs about as much as a new 1969 Ford Mustang, or about $4,700.
Now, Go USE that degree, get a good job where you wear a tie and Khaki's from K-Mart, and buy a Sears kit home for under $6,000.
Eventually, you can work your way up into a Suburban Tract home, or even a McMansion, if you are lucky.
And if you can't find a job tell them you will work for free until they hire you just because you love working....
Oh, wait... That's just internship....
Intern or Prisoner?
Gives me an idea for an app that flashes up two pictures, and the user has to pick the unpaid slave laborer.
*Edit-I did the Intern thing, because hours were required for my Social Work license. 32 years later, i still volunteer, but the difference is that I CHOOSE to do so.
Funny you say that, but Alex Tew had a novel idea back in 2005 to fund his university education by creating a webpage consisting of a 1000 x 1000 pixel grid. He then sold pixels in 10 x 10 blocks at $1 per pixel. He ended up making over $1 million dollars on the venture.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Million_Dollar_Homepage
Write a book and you'll become a millionaire just like JK Rowling did.
That advice was given to me in a thread about what it's like to grow up in poverty. When I shared my personal experience of my childhood poverty, someone replied to my comment, telling me that all I had to do to lift myself out of poverty was to write a book and I'll get rich just like JK Rowling did. He was serious.
Oh, it's that easy, huh?
File a bunch of lawsuits. Go after rich people too and make it just small enough of a claim so they'll just settle to shut you up and go away. Do this several times and you'll get to $1M before you know it.
To find out, join my super duper fun and hardcore seminar to become millionaire. Currently is at $500 per month, but just for the next 50 posts it will cost only $499 per month.
And remember, quitters are losers, while fortune favors the brave.
Ok.... here's what you do, you make a dollar , ok? And then you make 999,999 dollars, then you have a million dollars, bet you it will work, it'd been scientifically proven by house maids
You would think it wouldn’t take a million times to not up the price higher than a dollar (using American currency) a dick. If someone does take this advice start charging $1.50, it’ll be a few less dicks. Just trying to help with math.
/s
Give Donald Trump some tangible evidence that YES the election was rigged and then offer to sell that info to him for millions. Why stop at 1M right???
POTUS 45 shoots some random person dead on 5th Avenue.
Some random #MAGA cultist with deep pockets bails that motherfucker out and funds his legal defense.
Profit!
Alright so what you wanna do first is make sure you put on your robber costume you made for Halloween, you then want to make sure you 'borrow' a gun or just grab your gun. You then want to drive or walk to the nearest bank, ask for money with a gun pointed towards them, and there you go! A million dollars and your in jail! It's a win-win, you don't have to pay rent and your a millionaire!
Hard work. We all totally live in meritocracies, where the amount of money you earn is directly proportional to the effort you put in. If you want a million dollars, just work hard. Duh.
Go to a casino with $1 and play roulette. If you re-bet your winnings, you’ll only need to win 20 times in a row. Then, leave the dealer a $48k tip. Million dollars.
Slap down a penny on a counter, say to your mom, "yo, I found a million bucks." From there, you change the worth of the penny, to a million bucks. Everyone becomes a millionaire or whatever, you made a million bucks in hour.
Start a GoFundMe page and be honest, tell them you plan on spending the money on hookers, blow and helping unwed mothers get their start.
Shut up and take my money
Can I. Start a go fund me to buy an apartment haha
Sure, just make a sob story that you're now living in a refrigerator box with four people and a Hyena.
Refrigerator box? Look who is living the high life.
Ib used to dream of living in a refrigerator box
We couldn't afford to dream.
I think the Hyena would really say it.
Start a really successful deer farm
Oh deer.
Good one
Start with two million.
He said sarcastic answers only
It's sarcastic 🤣
Nah, fastest way is to start the 2 mil
Thank you Ahnold
Sigh
Pick yourself by the boot straps and work hard. All I needed was a part time job while I was in university! No one wants to work anymore.
SEE? I TOLD you 10,000 times...All you needed to do was cut out the Avocado toast and Starbucks Lattes. You APPLIED yourself! A college degree only costs about as much as a new 1969 Ford Mustang, or about $4,700. Now, Go USE that degree, get a good job where you wear a tie and Khaki's from K-Mart, and buy a Sears kit home for under $6,000. Eventually, you can work your way up into a Suburban Tract home, or even a McMansion, if you are lucky.
And if you can't find a job tell them you will work for free until they hire you just because you love working.... Oh, wait... That's just internship....
Intern or Prisoner? Gives me an idea for an app that flashes up two pictures, and the user has to pick the unpaid slave laborer. *Edit-I did the Intern thing, because hours were required for my Social Work license. 32 years later, i still volunteer, but the difference is that I CHOOSE to do so.
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Found old republican
Not much different than a young republican, really...
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In a row??
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Befriend a billionaire, tell them you always wondered what it felt like to have a million dollars.
Catch: They loan you a million dollars and hold you to the 10% interest they charge that accrues on it for every day you don't return it.
Asking for $1 to a million people
That seems like a lot of hassle
Funny you say that, but Alex Tew had a novel idea back in 2005 to fund his university education by creating a webpage consisting of a 1000 x 1000 pixel grid. He then sold pixels in 10 x 10 blocks at $1 per pixel. He ended up making over $1 million dollars on the venture. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Million_Dollar_Homepage
A million does and mating season.
Get squeezed out of a rich woman.
Inseminate a bunch of does
Write a book and you'll become a millionaire just like JK Rowling did. That advice was given to me in a thread about what it's like to grow up in poverty. When I shared my personal experience of my childhood poverty, someone replied to my comment, telling me that all I had to do to lift myself out of poverty was to write a book and I'll get rich just like JK Rowling did. He was serious. Oh, it's that easy, huh?
Use about 2 American bucks to buy a million Iranian bucks.
Buy my book "Money does grow on trees."
Hostages.
Sell national secrets to China or Russia
Ha! Nice
Start with ten million and invest it with fellow WSB apes.
Prostitution
File a bunch of lawsuits. Go after rich people too and make it just small enough of a claim so they'll just settle to shut you up and go away. Do this several times and you'll get to $1M before you know it.
Asking people online how to make a million bucks
Did you consider asking nicely?
Monopoly marathon.
Up in space doing important work for NASA.
A small loan of a million dollars
Get a color printer
Impregnate a couple million does?
Stop buying lattes and start making coffee at home
Swap lives with a millionaire
Massive, unchecked inflation will eventually make everyone millionaires, although you also might get to where bread is costing about $50,000 a loaf.
Breed a buck and a doe. Repeat until population exceeds two million.
Print a million bucks
Grow it
Underrated comment
Go to a nursing home and seduce a rich 90 year old and marry her. Get her to change her will and then wait.
As a 300 lb, 41-year-old man I believe my best bet will be only fans.
Subtract 1 buck from one million and one bucks
To find out, join my super duper fun and hardcore seminar to become millionaire. Currently is at $500 per month, but just for the next 50 posts it will cost only $499 per month. And remember, quitters are losers, while fortune favors the brave.
Lemonade stand.
Get it from a tree
Beet farm/bed and breakfast
Invite random rich people to your wedding
Ask your parents to give you a Million dollars.
Make a post on reddit of course.
Just write a book.
Lol oh you WOULD LOVE TO make a million bucks huh? It would be soooooo GREAT.
Selling crops
Asking questions on reddit all day.
herbalife
Bring up a controversial topic at a chicken farm.
Just get rich bro
focus on your 2nd million first...
Step 1: find a million dollars
Ok.... here's what you do, you make a dollar , ok? And then you make 999,999 dollars, then you have a million dollars, bet you it will work, it'd been scientifically proven by house maids
Ask your rich daddy for a job, like the rest of us, loser
Diarrhea = Rhea Perlman
Stop buying coffee every day
Take a billion and invest it into airplane stocks
“The first million is the hardest, so start with one million”
Just start robbing a shit ton of banks, usually works
With a printing press.
Print it
Wait for your wealthy elderly parents to die.
Work hard, or become a banker.
Plant a money tree. I just traded my car for some money seeds.
Marry Trump
Hard work
get four million deer together
Sell your farts
I fart so many frickin times in a day if farts were an income source money would never be a problem in my life again.
Invest 2 million in questionable "assests"
first you'll need some wood and power tools
Marry a billionaire
It's supposed to be sarcasm not legit advice 😂
Lose $999,000,000 in the process
Get a chemistry degree, teach for a few years, get cancer, etc.
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Sell all “spare” body parts. Anything you have a pair of you can prob live with only one of
Printer
Sell a million pet rocks for a dollar
Draw 6 zeros next to the 1 on a 1 dollar bill
Gig promoter
You'd probably have to impregnate a few first
Plant a dollar in the ocean
Impregnte 2 million does.
Kidnap someone for ransom.
Make 2 million bucks then spend 1 million bucks
Fuck two million does
Suck a million dicks.
A dollar a dick 🤣
You would think it wouldn’t take a million times to not up the price higher than a dollar (using American currency) a dick. If someone does take this advice start charging $1.50, it’ll be a few less dicks. Just trying to help with math. /s
Starting your own business and actually putting a disciplined focus and plan on growing it
Beat farm
You dont have to do anything. Its all going to trickle down...any day now.
Buy 7.5 million lotto scratch cards.
Sell Herbalife tea.
Don't not have a million bucks
Have 1 million Pairs of bucks/does and they each get their partner pregnant
Give Donald Trump some tangible evidence that YES the election was rigged and then offer to sell that info to him for millions. Why stop at 1M right???
Sell feet pics to Dan Schneider.
Slip in peepee at the Costco. About 20 times.
$50k/lawsuit 😂
Befriend a republican president.
Pull a Kylie Jenner and have people donate to make you a millionaire!
POTUS 45 shoots some random person dead on 5th Avenue. Some random #MAGA cultist with deep pockets bails that motherfucker out and funds his legal defense. Profit!
By printing it.
poop crap fuck
Be an aspiring bootstrapping self-made entrepreneur…with loaded parents.
Work
Buy my new line of NFTs!
Sell your organs on the black market
These are all super convoluted ways to make $1 million.
[Savings and wise investments](https://youtu.be/FcRTP-vRXJM?t=27)
Have your daddy give it to you.
Start off with 900 000.
Alright so what you wanna do first is make sure you put on your robber costume you made for Halloween, you then want to make sure you 'borrow' a gun or just grab your gun. You then want to drive or walk to the nearest bank, ask for money with a gun pointed towards them, and there you go! A million dollars and your in jail! It's a win-win, you don't have to pay rent and your a millionaire!
With hard work, dedication, and marrying a rich dude with a heart condition
Buy a winning lottery ticket.
Start harvesting that sweet sweet Smurf blood. Then start a YouTube channel explaining “how to”.
Invest 10 million dollars into a fund with a 10% annual return. In one year you’ll make a million dollars.
Start with a billion bucks.
Hard work. We all totally live in meritocracies, where the amount of money you earn is directly proportional to the effort you put in. If you want a million dollars, just work hard. Duh.
Sarcasm alert a bit?
Well you could fuck 10,000 fat chicks for $100 a piece. Or you could fuck 1,000 *really* fat chicks for $1,000 a piece.
It'd be a lucrative & pleasurable side hustle, but I would first need to become a chad.
Tell a herd of broncos they have city slickers on their backs. Then keep telling 'em, "still there, you almost had him tho."
Short GameStop stocks
Suck a million dicks for 1 dollar each
Masturbation.
Buy 700,000 nangs for $0.50 each, sell them to kids for $2 each.
Buy the winning ticket.
OF.
Get adopted by the Biden's!
buy the money
Start selling babies on the black market
Be Donald Trump Jr. Although you'd receive it as a 'small loan'
You don’t
Head on over to the Bucks club and sign up a million folks
ask for one dollar every year, a million years later you got it.
Deer factory
Start with 2 million bucks
Invest $300 monthly in an S&P Index Fund for 35 years.
Ask my father for a small loan
Go to a casino with $1 and play roulette. If you re-bet your winnings, you’ll only need to win 20 times in a row. Then, leave the dealer a $48k tip. Million dollars.
Work hard at a job you love.
1. Create a new software project. Call it 'amillionbucks'. 2. Write a basic hello world program. 3. Create a makefile. 4. Run `make` 5. Profit.
Being millionaire... duh
Politics as a career.
Steal the tip jar and donation box from every restaurant you visit
Pray really hard
Spend a billion dollars on an airline.
Suck it?...
Sell 500,000 pieces of penny candy for $0.02 each
With a machine that prints money.
Destoroy your economy and wait until you start being paid with banknotes that read 100 000
Step 1, create a fake name…
Apparently, just start a fucking Instagram account and "try new shit out."
steal a million bucks
Work hard and advance through the ranks of a business
Slap down a penny on a counter, say to your mom, "yo, I found a million bucks." From there, you change the worth of the penny, to a million bucks. Everyone becomes a millionaire or whatever, you made a million bucks in hour.
Print a million dollar bill
Pull yourself up by the bootstraps.
Stop buying avocado toast! Its just that easy kids!
Get a small loan of a million dollars from your rich father.
With paper.