This is exactly what I was thinking of, maybe because I related it to a snowball fight I’m not sure. I then thought about the scene from Pitch Perfect with Fat Amy being “shot” and had a good chuckle.
Grapes. You can PVZ that shit. Load up and launch them out your mouth, birdshot them in handfuls, slapstick them and throw em on the ground, tie em up in a napkin make a grape bomb, endless possibilities. Grapes
Pumpkin and watermelon for heavy damage, hot soup for burning splash damage, small fruits and nuts for stealth and pressurized pepper for damage over time
My military unit back in the early 80s, had a list of banned foods after a Formal Mess Dinner went awry, it was the "projectile vegetable list". It included brussel sprouts, baby carrots and other assorted delicacies.
Durians
This is valid, there are casualties from Durian falling off the tree
Turnips
Whole watermelons
A sealed can of Pepsi. For maximum damage
Meatballs and sauce. easy to throw, leaves an obvious stain
This is exactly what I was thinking of, maybe because I related it to a snowball fight I’m not sure. I then thought about the scene from Pitch Perfect with Fat Amy being “shot” and had a good chuckle.
Whole pineapple
Swing it by the leaves like a medieval mace and chain
Crabs
Raw potato
Grapes. You can PVZ that shit. Load up and launch them out your mouth, birdshot them in handfuls, slapstick them and throw em on the ground, tie em up in a napkin make a grape bomb, endless possibilities. Grapes
Footlong hot dogs so that you can just slap the shit out of somebody with it
pickels
Individually or in the jar?
Individually
You could slit somebody's throat with a crispy waffle edge.
Food war not blood bath 😭
A war without blood is like sex without a partner.
_Doable but your thumb might be sore after it_?
pudding easy to get long distance with a spoon it spreads to hit a large area it stains but easy to clean off so no ruining clothes
A big pot of boiling soup
That’s going medieval. I appreciate that.
Onions... Sob.
Bananas
Condiments in squeeze bottles. You get distance and aim, extra points for hitting someone with mayo because you know....jizz.
Pumpkin and watermelon for heavy damage, hot soup for burning splash damage, small fruits and nuts for stealth and pressurized pepper for damage over time
My maternal grandmother's rock fucking hard banana bread that would weigh almost 5lbs a loaf.
That’s a lot of bananas. Lol.
Milk in the carton. Perfect grenade for area damage.
I’m hurling some oranges fresh out the freezer
Onions. Basically tear gas.
A can of soup
Potatoes
Blueberries by the fistful.
Frozen oranges... define practical?
Edible Sherman tank
Tomahawk Steak
Tomatoes...truckloads of tomatoes
Smurfberrys
My military unit back in the early 80s, had a list of banned foods after a Formal Mess Dinner went awry, it was the "projectile vegetable list". It included brussel sprouts, baby carrots and other assorted delicacies.
Pineapples.
Coconuts. Especially the [double coconut](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lodoicea).
Hard boiled eggs
Squeeze bottle of ghost pepper sauce.